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RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 10:30am On Jun 11, 2009
chukz4real:
Does what clinically? Make una let us know ooooooooo
hahahahah - wettin u wan know? - haba!! where 2 or more women are gathered - wettin dem dey yarn no be for smull pikin ears ohh tongue cool

Secretz:
lol. BOTH!!! hehehehe. tongue
hahahaha - chei dis girl ohhh - infact i have not stopped laughing since! - you must like it dat way tho cool - so if u wan know bring ya baf certificate tongue grin grin

,amebo no1:
oga ooooo teddy bear kwa? very soon alot of us will be calling our lovers snuggle wool rug  grin
wettin u sef dey call your own?
RomanceRe: I Miss Him Already by luxoire(op): 9:52am On Jun 11, 2009
presido1:
You berra go and wait for him at the train station(Kings cross,Euston,Paddington or marylebone) or whereever hez land first otherwise you have to add thursday.
is there any need for that? he travelled light - plus he rather have a home meal waiting at home than me at the airport - and a take away when he gets home

He's back and i am happy - until the next conference shows it's ugly head!!! smiley lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 9:48am On Jun 11, 2009
Secretz:
lmao!! Let's put it this way, he might aswell . . . . tongue
ROFL - @secretz - now i know why you like keeping it secret and not reveal a lot - tongue tongue doing it in a clinical environment or with clinical precision - which one? shocked
RomanceRe: Need Advice! by luxoire(f): 8:22pm On Jun 10, 2009
morpheus24:
What moral values are you speaking of. Pro-life or Pro-choice. If she chooses to have the child. it's her choice. If she chooses not to its her choice as well. If she is willing to live with the consequencies good or bad nothin spoil for the matter, but what we will make sure she fully realizes is that if this is a tactic of somesort as far as "trapping" which ya'll women are very skilled in doing then its going to end bad or even worse for her in the long run. She bleeped up as well and will pay the price too so lets make sure she is clear on that issue so she can make a fully informed decision as well. Abi?
very true but here are my points

1. y'all should tell your friend you are supporting him for the right reasons not just because its what guys do - he has F'ed up and y'all better tell him that loud and clear
2. tell him he has to tell his gf - baby or not - its still gonna be a hold this chick has over him
3. pro-life or pro-choice - it doesnt even seem your guy is much fussed - he will look after any child that is his, if it comes down to it, but he is not exactly about to fight for the child to be born either - so y;all better leave the girl alone to make the decision - no point going to her place with teh guy all of y'all trying to 'talk' sense into her - you weren't there with he 'came' (or didnt cum) in her as he claims
4. y'all 'friends' have to back off and leave her alone to make her decision - if anyone needs to talk to her it should be the guy - no point making her feel like she HAS to because the guy wont be there for her
5. you as his friends had better give him a good talking to and make sure he does the right thing by his gf by being honest with her - and let him know the next time he is in a fix, y'all will either tell his gf for him and not let it get to this mess

if you have done all the above - then i suppose you have done all you can as a third party - so no rack your brain - sit back and let him reap the harvest of his seeds smiley
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 8:13pm On Jun 10, 2009
LadyT:
Mans Butt

1) Jigglebility
2)Grabability

Anymore?
SQUEEZAIBILITY too hahahaha thank you ladies una don make me laff well well chei - NL no go kill som body! - make i no burn my oga chop because of NL

@still - u dey crase pass me ohh - lol - be say you dey sabi hide your own well tongue

and ASSfro? damn hunnies y'all are cruel

i like masculine hands - but they have to be well looked after - i like me a man that looks after his hands - aint no brother thinkin he gonna come caress me with blistered unmoisturised hands!! thank heavens for the computer - age cheesy
RomanceRe: Can U Walk Up To Ur Man And Tell Him by luxoire(f): 7:32pm On Jun 10, 2009
edogram:
grin grin grin wird, very romatic grin
hahaha romantic or not - i have made my point ohh - so next time i do shakara - he knows why - lol cheesy smiley
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 6:09pm On Jun 10, 2009
@ JJYOU - i dey wait your own ohh - shebi u no get gf? or wife?
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 6:08pm On Jun 10, 2009
LadyT:
embarassed I like to tap it and watch it give a slight bounce.

Luxoire I hate you making me confess all my sins on here I mean DAMN!

You know those Athletes when they are getting ready to run and they shake thier legs have you seen what their butt does I mean cat damn!
hahahahahaahah oya mama dey confess dey go - u dey sweet me for belle like ripe pineapple - kai see as tears dey roll down my eyes

isn't it amazing the things women notice? and who men choose us? - we CHOOSE them and they dont even know the criteria - in this case it is the JIGGABILITY OF THE GUY'S BOTTOM grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 6:06pm On Jun 10, 2009
stillwater:
Halfie. It was coined two minutes ago. grin
crase girl hihihhihihihih grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Can U Walk Up To Ur Man And Tell Him by luxoire(f): 6:05pm On Jun 10, 2009
IyaKadijat:
Uhmm, why the hell not? I will tell him, text him, email him, write him, morse code him-sheeesh-if there's a will, there's a way-as long as I get what I want in the end, lol kiss
hahahahah bet d dude would get the msg by then!! - hahahahaahah - my belle dey pain me from lafter
RomanceRe: Who Is A Beautiful Woman? by luxoire(f): 6:03pm On Jun 10, 2009
edogram:
luxoire, ok ooh, i agreed with u, if this makes u help or u like to hear this.

i like u for one thing, u never insulted me.

only for one useless patwhizkid (f) who is a retard, insulting me. i don’t blame her if not internet she wouldn’t have the gods to throw me words.

God bless u luxoire
eeyah - thank you my dear - and you too
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 6:02pm On Jun 10, 2009
IyaKadijat:
the guy I'm dating calls me "Love", but he's from the UK, I think he calls every woman "Love", lol
yeah that is kinda true - though i get MY LOVE somtimes and that is special - i am sure he will find a name for you soon - be sure to keep us posted tho
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 6:01pm On Jun 10, 2009
LadyT:
I have a thing for guys with a cute tight firm BUTT! embarassed
hahaha then why JIGGLEBUTT?

omega25red:
i call my baby "bubu la" stole that from the Yiddish language then i started calling her "sleepy la goose" she loves to sleep but as of yesterday i call her "Mon Cherri" lol
a bit of variety never hurt no one smiley
RomanceRe: Can U Walk Up To Ur Man And Tell Him by luxoire(f): 5:59pm On Jun 10, 2009
sistawoman:
That is such a beautiful thing isnt it?
yes, absolutely beautiful, they can tell just from looking at you - even first thing in the morning those that dont know cant understand.

- it's the way he looks at me when i wake up and says - baby you are going to be late for work -
and i'm like i havent said anything and actually if you must know i was on my way to the shower
he says - you didnt have to say anything you woke up with that smirk!! grin

just when i am about to leave the bed i will just make a comment like

' do unto others as you would want done to you', hahahahaah

and he will laugh and say Good Morning
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 5:56pm On Jun 10, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff] grin grin What can i say? cheesy
I'm not much for the usual sweet names. . .i like something crazy tongue[/color]
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you don't say!! shocked
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 5:55pm On Jun 10, 2009
'bedroom bully' ke? - hahahah na wa ohh - this forum has me cracking up!!


LadyT:
I often use pet names I say hun babe baby sweetheart darling sweetness sugarplum babycakes jigglebutt ( I know I have problem) or I can use the first letter in their name

Like Kunle would be "K" or Mister K or whatever. . .

tongue
that made me LOL in the office my colleagues surely think i've gone mental - lol lmao - sorry if this is a bit personal - but does his butt actually jiggle when he walks or does anything?
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 5:38pm On Jun 10, 2009
I like his name too and i use it most times - but when him make my belle sweet i call him olo-mi or oni-temi

he calls me various things, but the most frequent are baby, angel, sweetness, huney - but when i make 'im belle sweet - he calls me oluro-rimi or wifey-mi cool
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 5:36pm On Jun 10, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yeah i like his name. . .it fits him.
I call him kolo, which is what he calls me too grin[/color]
ahahaah why do i actually BELIEVE this and not think it is far from the truth?!! tongue

patwhizkid:
I like his name. . . It sounds very nice/romantic. I call him my teddybear, & datz what he calls me too.
i like teddies - awwww - but sometimes ppl use time when they mean you are 'cuddly' as such lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

yicob:
Shes my Clyde
lemme gues she calls you BONNIE? - why is it you guys have it the wrong way round? - does wear the trousers in the r/ship? huh huh
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 5:19pm On Jun 10, 2009
tpiah:
Polycarp.

and I love him kiss

no wisecracks plzzzz!!!!!!!
that is a very unsualy name! grin - and no wise cracks from me

@El Razur - doesn't it make you feel speacial when she calls you 'hun'? or does she call eveyrone that? or is that you would prefer something more specific to you smiley
RomanceRe: Need Advice! by luxoire(f): 5:14pm On Jun 10, 2009
morpheus24:
My allegiance will always fall with my family and friends first in regards to best interests and I am guessing she should have the the same on her side as well so don't make anyone here out to be the bad guys.
signing your allegiance to your friend does not mean you are rid of all moral values just because you want to stay true to your friends and family.

not trying to make anyone of you to be bad guys, but the truth is, he screwed up, made a mistake and he should be told - that all of a sudden its may not just be about him and what he wants anymore - he gave up that right when he decided to play around unprotected.

there are potentially - a lady's health at risk, a foetus's life at risk - and the feelings of his current gf

so instead of trying to stop his gf from finding out, maybe he should stop being a coward, tell her, take the girl for a test, and all of them can have a proper grown discussion about where to go next - ALL PARTIES MAKING AN INFORMED DECISION on the issue!

who knows maybe is gf would prefer him to have a child than cause an abortion - y;all dont even know WHO SHE feels about abortions etc - just cause you havent checked - give her the option and she will be angry and hurt and disappointed, but she may still by him and surprise you.
RomanceRe: Can U Walk Up To Ur Man And Tell Him by luxoire(f): 5:05pm On Jun 10, 2009
klassyguy:
why are we always flogging the same dead horse?
because d horse never die well well

YES - nothing wrong - ask and you shall recieve - don't die in silent need - though i agree with sistawoman - when a certain level of intimacy has been attained - there is little use for words grin
RomanceRe: I Would Want To Marry Her But She Is Too Ugly. by luxoire(f): 5:03pm On Jun 10, 2009
so you ppl are still responding to this guy?

me i don tire for am oh - i have told him what i think based on the info he gave - unless he can bring us new info

make 'im just leave d girl and continue his search for his beautiful princess - just pray say she no get FINE FACE, WOWO FASHION
RomanceRe: Your Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 5:01pm On Jun 10, 2009
ElRazur:
Luxoire grin

I call her Pumkin Pie. That's because she likes to eat pumkin pie a lot. Lmao.
reading you laughing at your own humour - made me laugh - lol - glad there's real meaning behind your own pet name grin

wettin she dey call you? Baba Iyan !!?
RomanceRe: Who Is A Beautiful Woman? by luxoire(f): 4:59pm On Jun 10, 2009
@endogram - do i look stupid? i hav ebeen on here long enough to see the most innocent of things and straight forward to things been insulted to nothing

and so much so that the members have even left or changed usernames for a new start

so me i know what is good for me - so WHY FEED RAW MEAT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS TO A HUNGRY LION? they will take the meat PLUS your hand

better stand afar and deal with it - lol - i know i am beautiful, God knows i am beautiful, my mama sef sabi say i look like her and my guy agreed with me - so kini big deal? i nominated myself based on what my mirror tells me
RomanceYour Other Half's Name by luxoire(op): 4:56pm On Jun 10, 2009
Hey ppl

what is the name of your bf/gf/wife/husband?

Do you like it? Do you think another name would suit them better?

if you don't feel like discussing real names

just tell us what is your pet name for your partner - and what other ones you have considered

have fun smiley
RomanceRe: Need Advice! by luxoire(f): 4:51pm On Jun 10, 2009
Busy_body:
RESPECT GIRLFRIEND, can i kiss your feet for this cheesy cheesy cheesy
yeah course you can gf - but wait lemme wash them first! lol grin cheesy kiss

morpheus24:
This is what we have been doing. We are not animals you know.
you never know - cos all along it has sounded like you and your guy are more concerned about him losing his gf than your are about anyone else in the equation - and whilst it is true the girl has the wrong mentality - it takes 2 to make an innocent baby

glad you say you are not animals and are acting in everyone's best inetrest
RomanceRe: Is It True That All Men Are Promiscuous ? by luxoire(f): 4:48pm On Jun 10, 2009
No - they have the tendency to want to spread their genes as far as poss to ensure procreation and successful genetic lineage in the future

but they can discipline themselves.

so whilst there is an argument that their genetically and naturally predisposed to promiscuity - it doesnt mean they can not STOP or can not discipline themselves and their LITTLE soldier-boys grin tongue
RomanceRe: Who Is A Beautiful Woman? by luxoire(f): 4:44pm On Jun 10, 2009
stillwater:
This luxoire makes funny posts, I swear. grin
gurl sometimes you gotta tell it as you see it grin grin - cheers hunny-bunny

edogram:
Nonsense, if any lady know she is beautiful she should have the full confident to post her picture here.

Fine people always have confident with their dealings, so they don’t shy away with picture. I m no-1 example.

so beautiful ladys post ur picture for confirmation, and u will be the miss nairaland
and who told you i wan to share my beauty with some ppl on NL? i beg joh! carry dey go - if you wanna publicise yoursef - dat one na your wahala - as for me, i will not put myself on here for those jealous freaks to insult me - i dont DESERVE it and i refuse to put my self on that level with some of them lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Would Want To Marry Her But She Is Too Ugly. by luxoire(f): 3:31pm On Jun 10, 2009
MRbrownJAY:
my question would be: what is a man doing , for a year, with a person that they find ugly?[/b]beats me. is she there for sexual relief or [b]have you actually been out with this woman for a year showing yourself around town with her?[/b]and please, whoever told you that beautiful parents made beautiful children is a liar. its all about genes, so dont just look at her but look at all her family and yours before thinking on how your children will look.
i do feel sorry for this girl that may take you as the man of her life/dream ,
[b]EXACTLY MY POINT!!
RomanceRe: I Would Want To Marry Her But She Is Too Ugly. by luxoire(f): 3:28pm On Jun 10, 2009
Kamsonwill:
Sistawoman, you sound more matured and understandable. I agree with you, sometimes i beat myself to it, to stop all these thoughts if i love her but i cannot help it, maybe i will go into prayers.

It is very easy for others to just jump into conclusion without knowing anything, if i wanted to opt out, why would i be here on line looking for advice?

Luxoire- sex? what is sex? are women now scarce? she even knows my ex girlfriend that is still begging me back since so leave sex out of this matter.
ok, that is good - so if you got together with her because of her values, her morals, her person, and through all this time you were able to overlook her looks and love her for her - what has changed?

no one is jumping to conclusions - i am going from what you said and the way it came across - its like she was good for r/ship now you want to settle - you think she is perfect ion every other way but on the exterior - and because you dint want your kids to be ugly etc,

God gives children - i have seen 2ugly ppl have the most hands om / beautiful of children and vice versa

somethings are best left to God and follow your heart and make a decision that is true to your heart leave the rest to God

don't throw something good away or hurt her and her esteem because of her looks - something she has no control over and she too inherited them.

if it were ta ht unbearable you shouldn't even have engaged her emotionally in the first place
Nairaland GeneralRe: Awaited Online Brawls by luxoire(f): 3:24pm On Jun 10, 2009
what are trying to start CURIOUS? grin

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