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Secretz:
I like:

His lips
His facial expressions
His hands
His bum bum
The head - pun intended??
A secret one I can't say. . . - oyah just say it - ah ah - if you say d head, u might as well say the body

He likes:

My alluring smile
My lips
'slim athletic body'
My teeth.
My nipples - just watch he aint battling for it with ya kids
Sex appeal. . . .

hahahah secretz - u wont kill me!!

Atreus:
About the boobs,it's a guy thing. We've been together for over a year now(i think. . Lol).

that a guy thing too - they never seem to remember - these dates alwyas seem more important to women

ThoniaSlim:
Geeez If your bf is not treating you as you want to be treated. . .tell him, bear it or move on!

i second that!! - i am big communication fan and if it doesnt work - dont force it

Atreus:
Em,em,ok. I like boobs in general,i think they're great,i mean,damn,they're a friggin work of art! But,i'm completely faithful(so far),and so the only boobs i'm entitled to are hers. That doesnt stop me from being appreciative.

hahahaha typical male view - what is teh fascination of boobs? they are just 2sacks of human tisuue that fill up with milk during pregnancy / breast feeding

what is it about her boobs?

and when you say faithful so far - how old is the r/ship? pardon my nosiness

@El - your work does seem very nice and of good quality - but like @debosky said - this forum is inappropriate for it.

@Atreus - hmmm - do you like HER boobs or you like ALL boobs generally?

@ElRazur

wow that is beautiful!! where was that taken? it is truly picturesque - i like the light and shadow balance

manoy:
Some of these babes no get other half oh,make una confess

confess ke? even if they dont have - nothing worng in abit of wishful thinking

ElRazur:
It wasn't a serious question madam. 

Why do people around here seem to take people who are expressive as boasting? I have 20 cars, I have the power to ban you,  I have bigger manhood than you etc are what comes as boasting. It appears people cannot differentiate between someone who knows their limit and someone boasting. Oh well.

I have less then 70 real friends on facebook. On top of that, less than 10 or so can actually view those photos. Relax, simply because you or him wont do it, do not mean someone else wont. It was something I did to show off my photography skills etc.

boasting is not a bad thing - it can show confidence - it is boasting in a vain manner and alaso when what you are boasting about is a lie - thats when there is prob

don't worry i dont wanna c ur half naked self - lol (unless of of course it looks anything like morris chestnut)

P.S i don't take it that serious on here - sometimes i am in a serious mood, others i am not, same as everyone really - just today i am not in a serious mood

spikedcylinder:
He calls me Pasero. He's a[b] razz boy[/b].

spikey spikey spikey?!! razz ke - but i dont know what passero means - befor i say any more - ehh what does it mean?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Magic stick [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I know! Hmmm we seem to have the same fetish [/color]

chei chei dis gurl!!

yeah - it seems we like same things in men usually not a good thing amongst female friends - but i think we aiight

ElRazur:
@luxoire

I can understand why some people feel uncomfortable with their body though. Personally, I have nothing to worry about. I am at the stage where I feel more confident about everything I do. Believe it or not, I have even semi naked of myself [am into photography] on facebook.

Are you sure am not your Man? 'because I have very good feet. No lies. I aint joking. I have heard good comments about my hands and feet. [Plus my face and what not lol]

errrmmm NO, i dont hink you are - cos somehow, he woudlnt boast of his features this openly - he'd do it on teh sly or when we are alone - i'm the vocal one!! and he's never put a half naked pic of his on FB - who born am? - lol

i wont even find it funny - GIVE AND LEAVE TO CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR and to luxoire what belongs to luxoire why do i have to share?

@Gabry
- yeye fowl? - na wah ohh? any reason behind that name? - dis love go make us do thinsg

prittigrrr:
@ Luxoire - there is nothing feminine about my guy's butt. The roundness I'm talking about is like Teye Diggs' butt in the shower scene in "How Stella Got Her Groove Back." That butt was sexy and absolutely luscious!

ok now that got me swung - if your dude has a butt like that - then my dear enjoy - most ladies that have watched that film have been converted to butt-admioring as a hobby

v3nom4eva:
@luxoire

I made a promise to catch her b4 she touched the ground (be there for her in times of sadness,hapiness. . .share those special moments, and since her papa die(and her was her hero), she's cum to see me as HIM. .in a cute kinda way. . ya know)

I do prefer being called NARUTO anyways, but for her, ANYTIN'll do. . .

that is soo romantic - awww so sweet!! nice she trusts and believes you and in you to that extent - make una hold unaselves well ohh - outside is full of temptations!!

v3nom4eva:
i call her "SH", "M.I", "Bunny", "Sunshine". . "Ethereal" etc

She calls me "Hero", "Naruto" etc

Hero ko, rambo ni? - are u serious or are you joking?

ohh i forgot to mention

i like NICE FEET - he has nice feet - i dont like no ugle looking feet - or rotten toe nail - nooooooooo

if your lounging around with your coks off in your slippers - i got to want to feel teh urge to massage your feet

ElRazur:
Could this thread be proof that some women are so insecure about their body?

By the way I like how you never seem to shut up Luxoire. I like it when you nag too. Oh I also like how you never understand the basic rules of "off side" in a foot ball game.

heck yes, most of us have some things we would wish were different - ut have grown to love and accept what we have

i don't nag - lol - but you are right - i don't understand any foot ball rules - not to talk of off-side! (you aound like my guy!)

v3nom4eva:
@Post

What i love most about my woman. . .

That would be the following. . .

3 - Str8 legs & good curves. . . Can't get those around nowadays

errrmmmmm could go on n on

lol hahah - that was funny - i dont know where you have been looking - but tehre are girls out there with straigth legs - though personally i like then a little curved

sesman:
she says am always well groomed, loves my cut with the deep waves,

one of the things i like about my guy - d guy sef dey do fahsion pass me!! i can always count on him to dress and present himself appropriately

i had a cursh on this guy he was our neighbour back home way back then - dude knew i had a crush on him - but he was like 5yrs older than me, so he didnt say nothing - infact he used to send me on his runs , sent me to go call one girl for him - my belle go dey boil inside - but as na my elder now - plus it meant i could be around him always.

omo d guy was one yummy guy - he had style, swagger, class, english was good - i was mesmerised

he didnt do anything about it as i grew up - then when i got to about 16/17 he started saying orr i noticed you are becoming a beautiful woman - you know i always liked you, and would have loved to date you but forteh age difference, not you are older, we can maybe give it a try

a part of me wanted to get it off my system - the other part of me thought - i want besotted/obsessed by you, i used to breathe, sleep, dream, do everything with this guy on my mind - we had laughs - but i couldnt let you anywhere near me - not to talk of disvirgining me - after your philandering around infront of me with numerous girls - that kind of intensity can either make you or break you in a r/ship. plus i was too young to be dabbling with a pro like that. he'd play me and i wouldnt even know it

that just put me off him and off men for a several yrs actually!! - he called me about a yr ago and said he is born again, and would like to marry me if i have forgiven him for how he treated me, because he was only looking out for me back then - i said thanks but NO THANKS - i will mae my own way in the world!!

yah i stitll think of him - but no regrets not love lost

that was my first and most memorable crush!!

i like his height - it's a Will Smith Jada Pinkett situation we got going on - but it's cool - means i get carried all the time - lol - or he comes down to my level

he has beautiful hands, well looked after and the most engaging smile - when he smiles you feel his enthusiasm, passion and wamth - it reaches his eyes

he likes my everthing - he says i am perfect the way i am - proportionate and in God's image so naturally he is the first to notice and point out - if a part of me is getting 'out of proportion' as such

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Everything He's keeps saying i'm perfect for him just not when my brain starts torching _{like he doesn't like that psheww} Hands men. . .he has beautiful long fingers tipped with beautiful nails Just watching those hands erhhh I love the way he smells. . .and his erhh Mostly i love how totally crazy he can be and how much he 'gets' me [/color]

his what @iice?? lol - spill gurl

i agree with you - nothing better than nice hands!! hmm

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I so agree, people wonder why i detest the bombardment, i'm like really every few minutes its a call. . .jeez gimme a break. LMAO i know right, they probably think you don't want to talk to them - which is not far from the truth [/color]

yeah hint, hint - my voicemail says LEAVE A MSG - thats what some ppl should start learning to do!! gosh!!

it is very irritating when they just keep calling and you're thinking - and you wonder why i dont want to talk to you

prittigrrr:
I call him honey and baby. He calls me honey, darling, sweetheart. I used to call him daddy and he called me mommy. I didnt like mommy 4 me; he didnt like daddy 4 him. One day I called and said "hi, skinny daddy!" (He is skinny.) He told me "hi, fluffy mommy!" (I am fat) That ended all the mommy and daddy stuff.(I know I'm fat but don't want that from him) Now, as to the man's butt. I love a nice one but the ladies b4 me left one critical component: roundness! I luv seeing my man's round firm tight butt! He is 10 years older than me, but has a body like a 21 year old. I LOVE IT! Now, regarding the lady with Mr. Clinical: I knew a woman who dated a man who choreographed every part of the sex. She said he would "pose" and "position" her body and if she could not maintain the "pose" he would lose interest. (wtf! Since when does a man care abt how a meal is put on a plate?) Hope your Mr. Clinical is not this bad,

skinny daddy and fluffy mummy made me laugh

roundness not sure about that one - i don;t like men who'se derrieres poke out from teh back of their trousers when tucked in - it look almost too femine - the fit and the way the belt sits on his waist has to be just perfect!!

@secretz - tell me your boo - aint a choreographer??

@NIkky - ohh la la!!

ok my mistake SORRY to all the BROTHAS in the house - please contribute!!

oyah @debosky start - wettin you like about your babe?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don't know which is more annoying, the missed calls (flashing) or the bombardment. Hahaha, that's true. . .i on the other hand rarely answer if the name is not registered and even when i answer, you will hear the irritation in my voice. . . [/color]

i think the bombardment - cos it's like blocking up your line and IMPORTANT ppl cant get through

my gramps used to say 'IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES IN ORDER TO AVOID YOUR ENEMIES, YOU WILL MISS YOUR FRIENDS TOO' so for that reaosn i tend to answer unknown numbers - but someitmes you just know

like they will call you 20times with their real number and then after 3mins - a withheld number starts calling you anither 10times - and i'm thinking jeez credit me with some intelligence

I know some of us women hate at least one part of our bodies - but we also got some parts of our bodies that we like

i wanna hear them confident sistas in the house holla!!

what does your partner like about you (physically) and what do you like about them?
P.S none of that honest, truthfully or all those - i want physiological traits only please

funny how sometimes after a while in a r/ship you may start taking ppl for granted and forgeting those little things that made you go 'awww so cute!' when you first met/saw him
pls remember

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don't give out numbers. If i like him, i eventually give it to him after gauging if he will bombard me or not. Some people can be pests[/color]

you don't say!! - but then you have those that do the whole missed call thing - so i give you my number - but it's only so that i can save your NUMBER TO AVOID YOUR CALLS cos the caller id will show its you again

lol

i tend not to give my number though - but on the first NO, if you let it go and carry on enjoying that encounter, i may change my mind about any future encounters - what i ABSOLUTELY DISLIKE is thos e guys that you say NO to and they turn around and say ' BUT WHY" - cos i f*cking well can - thats why - you pest! - na my money, na my number, na my phone and i can shoose who to give it to and if i dont want to give it you - then thats my choice - dont ask me WHY you Arrow!!!

you can love someone you don't trust - but you cant have a succesdsful relationship / union with them

be it family or bf / gf

you caught them doing THE DEED and you walked away?

come ohh - dont you know you have the element of surprise on your side?? - plus they are naked - look for the nearest belt - or comot your slippers and beat them well and proper

you'll find ppl take a while to stand responsing

when you're done, tell them to fck off form your life - go shopping - cook your best meal - have a few galsses of wine and fall atsleep - when you wake up it'll feel like a bad dream.
but when realisty sets in - you'll feel better - atleast you gave thema good butt-naked thrashing

it means she needs SPACE to figure out what she wants from life, form a man and until then she wants to be left alone

you never know - this may be a blessing - better thank being witha confused girl

he wasnt gone THAT long! so a wb poem might be a little OTT in this instance - maybe another time eh!

thanks though

@amebo - why write in the forum if you were'nt going to share?

it is only reasonable that the author of the form asks for your contribution which is what i did by asking for yours.

however, if you do not feel like sharing as i said in my latter msgs - it is none of my business and i will probe no further. That is your prerogative

which i have stuck to - so it is the order in which i made those comments - you seem to have read them the other way round!

Gabry:
His name is Anthony but I call him yeye fowl or Mr. T or Tony and he calls me Mama Ngozi and Iyawo

for real - or jokingly?

,amebo no1:
do you have a problem with whatever i call my own?

how would i have a probl with it when i don't even know what it is? - i dont believe you have said it on here yet - or have you?

beside to each their own, whatever rocks your boat - wettin concain bald man inside barber shop? - it snot my business