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Family › Re: Please Married Nairalanders, What Would You Do In This Situation? by LZAA: 9:35pm On Apr 24, 2023
UnusualEmissary:
Am I having eye issues or I actually saw 'she slapped the man's mother' in the post?
Had to read again grin
Politics › Re: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by LZAA: 9:33pm On Apr 24, 2023
onuman:
Wow.
You don't see religious bigotry in the plan of APC for 24 unbroken years of Muslim presidency in Nigeria. Buhari-8yrs, Tinubu-possible 8 years before he clocks 100yrs, Shettima - 8 years possibly.

You don't see religious bigotry in Muslim-Muslim ticket - the first ever since 1999.
You don't see bigotry in Muslim succeeding a Muslim as president in a Nigeria nearly equally divided between Muslims and Christians. Christian and Muslim presidents have exchanged Aso Rock seat of power since 1999.

When will you develop better eyes to enable you see the copious religious bigotry of APC leaders?
Never mind 99 na since 1983
Smh
Politics › Re: Allow Me To Rest, Eat Amala And Sleep, Work Will Continue Tomorrow - Bola Tinubu by LZAA: 9:31pm On Apr 24, 2023
Destiny80:
Pls dearly beloved, pls don't just scroll pass, pls kindly assist me with little money so I can cook something to eat. i have nothing left again for me and my brother to feed. Am also down with typhoid fever but I can't afford to buy drugs due to lack of money please. We have been hungry since this week, pls assist us with whatever little you have in any little way, we will be eternally grateful. Please am an orphan, and I loss my only source of livelihood since January this year. May God almighty bless u and come to your aid as u have come to ours. Amen.
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No offence but why na different format you dey use for NL?
Look if you are a Professional beggar just say so and get employment opportunities from here
All these tales of help me help me no follow
Just saying
Business › Re: Over 30 Taxes Choke Industries In Nigeria As FG Plans 18 More by LZAA: 6:59pm On Apr 24, 2023
datola:
Clueless people!

When few factories let cannot survive:

How can there be jobs for teeming unemployed populationhuh

How can Naira not lose valuehuh

How will there not be crimehuh

They should reduce instead of adding more. Why can't the politicians tax themselveshuh

Can't they think they need to even make VAT 0% on locally produced goods and increase same for imported goods especially luxury items.
The duplication of agencies collecting unnecessary tax is insane
Anyone with sense knows you can't overtax a poor economy
Business › Re: Over 30 Taxes Choke Industries In Nigeria As FG Plans 18 More by LZAA: 6:57pm On Apr 24, 2023
Tadadobe:
You pay taxes in Nigeria? That's strange. Except organisation I don't think any Nigerian pay taxes. Yet government still provide roads (though not as good as we want but it's free), free education from primary to University, free power supply (though not regularly). But don't you think if we're paying for all these just like they do in other countries, I think nigeria will be better
Someone really typed this nonsense
Jesus christ!!!
What is free education and power supply?
Family › Re: How Much Do You Spend A Week As A Single Person? by LZAA: 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2023
Unless you are doing uber or you are leasing that car out for business now is definitely NOT the right time to own a car as a student
That being said 40k a week is quite extravagant and wasteful
I can understand 15k a week but 40?
Na man
APCheat really killed this country lipsrsealed
Business › Re: Over 30 Taxes Choke Industries In Nigeria As FG Plans 18 More by LZAA: 2:32pm On Apr 24, 2023
The former finance minister said it was the master plan of you know who the govt was following
Well you know who is coming to supervise it himself grin
Smh
Politics › Re: SE/SS Senate Presidency Will Be APC's biggest Political mistake - Adamu Garba by LZAA: 4:47am On Apr 24, 2023
Jerryherd:
cool



North West are getting Speaker of the House


SouthSouth especially Rivers State, Edo , Delta and Akwa Ibom deserve a slot to battle it out for Senate Presidency



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Dem don ban your account eh Moh247 😂😂
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Interview: Fake Or Not by LZAA: 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2023
42 dollars grin grin grin
Yahoo don upgrade grin
Politics › Re: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by LZAA: 10:07pm On Apr 22, 2023
Coldie:
The people u call extreme poverty in some regions are the middle class of the east.

If u minus almajiris who are not begging because of situation but because of religion and choice
Again you keep proving that you are not igbo
Ever heard of professional beggars?
The woman who was practically moved to onitsha from asaba recently?
You see the difference?as an igbo person i can say it without sounding like a bigot
Yes there are poor people everywhere so don't try to mask it with religion or choice
There is extreme wealth and poverty in the north and SW
And that is a FACT!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Large-Hearted People, They Will Forgive Buhari - Garba Shehu by LZAA: 10:03pm On Apr 22, 2023
lexy2014:
who are the "pained people" you referring? so far, you are the one that sounds pained. can you show me were me and you discussed anything about obi being my fraud? meanwhile, you left these questions unanswered.

why were you not observant to have allowed buahri to rule you? even if you werent observant in 2015, are you saying you were still not observant in 2019? that means you contributed in helping a disaster come to power and remain in power
The clowns don't think
At least the north practice fairness and frown at injustice
These ones are shameless and a liability to any serious nation
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Large-Hearted People, They Will Forgive Buhari - Garba Shehu by LZAA: 10:01pm On Apr 22, 2023
Moh247:
cool



More like forgetful people... Nigeria would soon forget everything about Buhari

Another Generation after GenZ , and IPOB Miscreants would even be more stupid and less educated and they would support someone more intellectually bereft than 3rd class Philosophy Obi... My bet is on Ikpeazu 2035



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After having the largest number of uneducated people (young and old) in that static enclave known as brown roof land you want to lump all educated,mobile and achievers from the East as IPOB?? grin
Open your eyes and see that the world has left your kind behind
Cheers
Politics › Re: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by LZAA: 8:12pm On Apr 22, 2023
drlateef:
Let them eliminate all the Chinedus who changed their names to continue spreading their poison to the holy land.
Sifia pains 😄😄😂
Politics › Re: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by LZAA: 6:06pm On Apr 22, 2023
Coldie:
SE has a higher population density, do u need a soothsayer to tell u this?

An average person from other regions have a higher disposable income than an average Easterner.


There are something's I just don't want to say here because am an Igbo man as they say do they say don't wash ur dirty linens outside
First of you are not IGBO
Because if you were you would know that claptrap you just posted is a huge lie
Infact to be very objective i think it's even ndigbo and Niger delta that still have a middle class
The other regions are horribly skewed i.e extreme wealth or extreme poverty
Politics › Re: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by LZAA: 5:59pm On Apr 22, 2023
Cooly100:
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Just shut it this shallow man

Where are these people from who are either executed in Saudi Arabia or in jail.?

Just because you don't know how to create wealth...doesn't mean others don't.

But you are the face of human skull mining in Nigeria...
😂😂😂
Politics › Re: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by LZAA: 5:59pm On Apr 22, 2023
drlateef:
You are in sifiaaaa pain. Can’t you people stop peddling drugs about, destroying the image of Nigeria in the process? Assuming yorubas mine skull which is something you find everywhere in Nigeria, they are only doing it among themselves. But the igbos are destroying our image all over the world. That’s horrible and terrible. Can’t they do something legitimate?
How and when did people start mining skulls ALL OVER Nigeria grin grin
Btw greet your brothers in saudi D -ROW grin
Family › Re: My Fiancée Is An Actress, Please Advice. by LZAA: 12:46pm On Apr 22, 2023
Bros you DON'T have a fiancee grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by LZAA: 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2023
Wait people are actually begging a betting agent who posted generated receipt for funds?? grin grin
Damn grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by LZAA: 9:49pm On Apr 21, 2023
LesbianBoy:
I know most people now think man City will win the league because of arsenal slip up tonight. But many people are forgetting that man City have been on a long streak and if you have been watching football for a long time you will know streaks end infact man City win streak will end. They can't possibly win all their games from now till the end.

Now the question is, can arsenal go on a streak of wins? If they can then they still have a chance to crawl over the line and win the league grin grin grin
City will win the league because they are fresher,have depth in squad and the experience in the squad is massive
Arsenal outside jesus have mediocre strikers
The midfield is even worse
The less said about their defence the better
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got A Message For My First Job Interview by LZAA: 9:25pm On Apr 20, 2023
Brunosamel:
I just got a message for my first job interview it's a four star hotel I applied for an accounting position I'm not even prepared and I feel anxious. Please guru's in the house how did you handle your first interview enlighten me
First thing you do is relax
Be confident it's an interview not a court case
You will be asked questions about your level of expertise and being that this is your first the questions will most likely dwell on your qualifications
Expect informal questions too i.e are you single,can you commute to and fro to work,salary will come last so just chill
Good luck
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction Driving Me To Sucide by LZAA: 12:07pm On Apr 19, 2023
Your story is false
Viagra is meant to send blood to your joystick within 30 mins or an hour
It does it's job irrespective of a man's health condition
Just saying
Politics › Re: Most Southeasterners Have Lost Faith In Governance – Okonjo-iweala by LZAA: 4:32pm On Apr 15, 2023
nairalanda1:
Because their side did not win

From 1999-2015, and from 1999-2023, Hausas and Yourbas respectively lost faith in governance.

The problem I have with NOI's comment is simple. Nigerians have not lost faith in governance, but they are angry that their side has lost out on the national cake sharing.

Nigerians better stop believing in the fantasy called national cake, then things will work in this country.

P.S Tinubu winning does not mean Yourba land will develop, by the way.
When have you ever heard them shouting it's our turn or eastern president
You people keep making this inept election a tribal thing
Well enjoy
Smh
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by LZAA: 12:34pm On Apr 14, 2023
Made2Last:
Watch how the laws will carve out something for her...

Oyinbo no get time for Africans, they will not allow Africans to take advantage of their own laws..

He should be ready to shit out money for her
Oga "carver" 😄😄
Nothing is there to be carved
The woman score huge own goal
Hakimi no get shingbai according to the law
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by LZAA: 11:07am On Apr 13, 2023
PulaPower:
You’re just using emotions and not logic here. There’s no way tinubu would commit a crime and won’t get indicted. It’s not possible. You can ask any lawyer..
Let's agree to disagree
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by LZAA: 11:01am On Apr 13, 2023
babaolofin:
Which record? Was it from the Court secured website? I have seen over 30 edited documents of the same judgement.

In the judgement, was there anywhere they mentioned drug or plea bargain?

So, in US, there is a plea bargain for drug related money laundering? Is it no longer to declare the accounts frozen and assets seized by the States?
Smh
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by LZAA: 10:50am On Apr 13, 2023
PulaPower:
Civil forfeiture is different from criminal forfeiture. If what you claimed was what happened, he would surely go to jail! Stop being bias!

Tinubu’s forfeiture was a civil one. He never commited any crime. This was why he was never arrested, detained, indicted nor convicted..
Lemme explain again because i don't think you get what laundering drug money is
It's a very serious crime
The money forfeited is not what your average American earns in a year
Besides the agents involved in the bust have their reports online
He doesn't need to go to jail once the forfeiture has occured
It will however remain public record which is what you are seeing everywhere right now
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by LZAA: 10:36am On Apr 13, 2023
blowjohn:
Ur a reasonable human.

There is a song by Nas where he says....' Go legit before the Gavel hits.

Legitimize all ur hustle before u ever face a judge.



People fail to realize that even though there is no smoke without fire, but what if the fire wasn't started by the accused. What if Tinubu even invested the the drug deal but distanced himself to avoid trouble.


And how come other parties involved in the cases have never come out to say anything.


Furthermore this is the US o!
Ordinary hush puppy see how they've been dealing with him over money laundering with photographs everywhere.
You are comparing credit card fraud to drug trafficking?😆😆
I just can't 😆😆
Let's end this argument finally
The oga in question was a player in moving white
Monies were traced to his accounts so in order to beat jail time he struck a deal implicating the other players
Hence the forfeiture
Let's even use the Internet fraud guys efcc prosecute
After conviction they are given the option of fine yet the conviction still stands
This case is so basic even a law intern will win
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by LZAA: 10:26am On Apr 13, 2023
BABAawoo47:
he wasn't convicted...Learn all this legal terms. It ain't complicated. There was a forfeiture but he personally was never convicted or even arrested at any point in time. The case get comma sef. It's like FBI couldn't find evidence for anything and just had to nail it on drugs.
Funny thing sef it was less than 500k out of 1.8m
Dollars o not naira
In a country where if you exceed 10k dollars IRS is alerted
Smh
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by LZAA: 10:25am On Apr 13, 2023
Saga16:
Shey, I dey always tell you.

Can you have a drug case in US without a mugshot?

Even in Nigeria, we have on Sundays especially mugshots of drug dealers from...

E come be USA.
I don't think you know how US law works
Your oga was caught laundering coke money
That's a very serious crime over there
His forfeiture was done to avoid serious jail time
Na una type dey think say crime na only the violent type
NYSC › Re: Is NYSC CDS Important by LZAA: 10:21am On Apr 13, 2023
starboycol:
So let say I miss the first two or three CDs and went for the last one can my CDs officer still give me a CDs Clearance form or what is the punish I get for missing
Guy if you want your alawee and you dey state wey dey function better do your cds or do the alternative
Politics › Re: Leaked Intelligence Files Give Insights Into U.S. Tracking Of Nigeria’s Election by LZAA: 11:45am On Apr 11, 2023
Throwback:
The above should educate those writing letters to the USA that they are just wasting their time to prevent what has already happened.

Many of them were the same religious bigot who held on to the delusion that Trump won elections and that Biden would never be sworn in.

To their shame, Biden has long become President of America and their democracy despite the unrest and insurrection at the Capitol which led to deaths, has not been termed hollow by those who suffer an inferiority complex.

Meanwhile their Lord, Trump, is fighting a criminal case that could lead to his conviction.
Maybe you people don't understand if your president is rejected internationally he is more or less a joke
Visa bans,credit refusal
The list is endless
Keep screaming ipob upandan
By the time una eye go clear time don pass grin

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