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Crime › Re: SS1 Student Arrested For Lacing Guardian's Food With Rat Poison In Ogun (Photo) by LZAA: 1:35pm On Dec 15, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
She added poison to the food..I mean,she added rat poison to the food...I mean to say,she added Rattatk to the food. grin grin grin

Lzaa biko bia o grin
Some things never change grin
Politics › Re: #NorthIsBleeding: Group Calls On Southerners To Join Protests Against Banditry by LZAA: 10:07am On Dec 15, 2021
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Dem done dey find free suya
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We sha dash dem , Helinues,Afamed and their BMC goons
Health › Re: Man Who Borrowed Money From An Online Company Commits Suicide Over Messages Sent by LZAA: 10:12pm On Dec 14, 2021
I can see some eediots up here supporting these Chinese clowns grin grin grin
Don't worry their time is coming
Other countries have chased those clowns out due to this rubbish
One day dem go do this thing to one big man or Im pikin then c'est fini grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Loan Recovery Officers Needed Urgently by LZAA: 5:11pm On Dec 14, 2021
nnatobryno:
You are wicked
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Politics › Re: General Irabor Asking 50 Generals To Resign Is Good For Young Officers by LZAA: 4:22pm On Dec 14, 2021
asanausana91:
Irabor is now a northern general abi?
Confused sets of idiots.

Politics › Re: General Irabor Asking 50 Generals To Resign Is Good For Young Officers by LZAA: 2:41pm On Dec 14, 2021
Young officers or young Northern officers huh undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Brags Over Beauty In New Photos by LZAA: 9:32am On Dec 14, 2021
licvil:
My real time crush, Tiwatope. I go Bleep her eve if she is HIV positive

Politics › Re: Lawan: Ninth Assembly Most Successful In Lawmaking Since 1999 by LZAA: 7:04am On Dec 14, 2021
Maybe because the past assemblies were not rubberstamp fc huh
Politics › Re: Vincent Ayigor Sentenced To 175-Year Jail Term For Duping American Of $629,287 by LZAA: 7:01am On Dec 14, 2021
yinkus6750:
175 years?
How many count charges? How many years concurrent jail term?
Lousy news.
Tho, good for him.
Was about to ask the same question
It's just like that church founder whose life sentence was overturned
Nigerian judges need to stop being emotional
Romance › Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by LZAA: 6:47am On Dec 14, 2021
Lordedifice1:
As for forget i i don for get am
But mehnnnn.....guy check now pass break your heart for new year na....... No be wickedness be that

Politics › Re: Rufai Hanga: Buhari’s Government Wants To Loot The Treasury With Fuel Subsidy by LZAA: 2:25pm On Dec 13, 2021
"[b]This subsidy removal has further confirmed what people say about Buhari and his so-called integrity. I was there when Buhari said there is nothing like subsidy and that anyone talking about any removal of subsidy is lying and fraudulent. He was bragging that he was Petroleum Minister and there is nothing like petrol subsidy. Now, he now believes that there is a subsidy and he wants to remove it. There was a time he said anyone selling petrol more than N50 is criminal. He led us, including me on protests in Abuja against former president Goodluck Jonathan. When Jonathan increased fuel to N87 per litre, he led us in protests. Now he is increasing it to N342 per litre. It is unfortunate.

There is the stupidest and shameful thing they are doing now. I hid my face in shame when I heard about it. They said they are going to remove the subsidy which is about N1.8 trillion. At the same time, they are going to give palliatives to 40 million Nigerians at N2.4 trillion. The fuel subsidy at N1.8 trillion is for over 200 million Nigerians but the palliative at N2.4 trillion is for 40 million Nigerians only. That amount is more than the subsidy that you are complaining about. That to me is stupid, shameful and laughable[/b]"
BMC Zombies over to you grin grin grin grin grin
Cc helinues Afamed AfonjaConehead DaBullIT
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw To Be Re-done Following Glitches by LZAA: 2:17pm On Dec 13, 2021
Fkforyou:
Clowns grin

At last they agree that they do have technical glitches. Could that glitch also be the reason why Messi was announced as the winner of Balon D’or instead of Lewandowski or Jorginho?

EUFA has been compromised tongue huh undecided smiley
UEFA have nothing to do with ballon d'or
Politics › Re: Fearless ACN Hits Back At Jonathan, Warns South South Ethnic Jingoists by LZAA: 9:39am On Dec 13, 2021
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Then the horror took over grin
Cc AfonjaConehead greenback DaBullIT helinues Afamed
Romance › Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by LZAA: 10:22pm On Dec 12, 2021
Lordedifice1:
She told me that she hadn't seen her cousin for 10years she wants to her who was a he in Anambra State
Later found out that she was at her original boyfriend house
That lie broke my heart and that day was 1 January 2019 i welcomed the year with heart break
Juliet na so you go dy meet heart breakers everyday.
Easy bro
Na bullet you dodge
Punna plenty pass guys
Forget the barney
Politics › Re: How We Foiled Jonathan’s Effort To Make Mulikat Adeola Speaker - Akande Reveals by LZAA: 2:36pm On Dec 12, 2021
DabuIIIT:
This thread is the mother of all revelations. This the thread of the year.
Lzaa how do we spread this?
Igboid
Spread this thread on Facebook and Instagram and Twitter and LinkedIn and everywhere
Gbam
But I'm not surprised tbh
Na their way grin
Politics › Re: FFK Released Video Of Kids Hours After Chinwendu Cried To See Them by LZAA: 11:20am On Dec 12, 2021
DabuIIIT:
Lzaa see me see wahala o grin
Merry xmas in advance my brother grin
Business › Re: How A Loan App Wiped My Account And Left Me Broke by LZAA: 10:29am On Dec 12, 2021
eteebanky1:
fairMoney advertisement

fake story, all for advert...... Nigerians, pls run away from anything loan app, avoid them like plague
They won't hear now later they come enter here dey complain
Funny enough the fairmoney dem dey shout actually called me say one of my guy use me as guarantor say make i persuade am to pay
The problem is me and the guy never see talkless of yarn for like 6 years
Had to call the guy and he said no be so
Avoid online loan o
Politics › Re: Re: Prepare For Delay In December Salary (Disclaimer) by LZAA: 9:56pm On Dec 09, 2021
helinues:
Workers would be paid most especially for this December. FG has been consciously cautious about workers salary and fuel scarcity in every December, I mean Apc government
Shatap
Crime › Re: The Fight You Won't Forget? Share your experiences by LZAA: 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Lzaa biko BIA o grin
Come and see Rambo grin
grin grin
Politics › Re: Cash Crunch Hit Buhari Campaign by LZAA: 11:32am On Dec 09, 2021
Cc AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed greenback grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Obasa: Why Igbos In Lagos Should Embrace APC by LZAA: 7:31pm On Dec 08, 2021
ThEGodFaThEr103:
Running to Benin republic as refugees is also part of dividends of democracy?
Your mumu knows no bounds.
AfonjaConehead must hear thisgrin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari: How Brain Drain Affects Provision Of Quality Healthcare In Africa by LZAA: 1:05pm On Dec 08, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Just look @ who's talking about brain drain!!! Lzaa Ain't this the 8th wonder of the world!?
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Politics › Re: COVID-19 Affected My Fight Against Corruption, Insecurity – Buhari by LZAA: 9:02am On Dec 07, 2021
vibratingpenis:
Are you reporting me to ndi ala adinjo.
You wan make them use jazz and badluck discharge me to the great beyond?
Mba grin grin grin
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Affected My Fight Against Corruption, Insecurity – Buhari by LZAA: 4:14pm On Dec 06, 2021
vibratingpenis:
As usual this islamic mohammedic idiot is still dishing out excuses why he was a failure.

Guys;
No be this vagabond promise:
1. He will lead from front to fight bokoharam
2. He will end insurgency in 3 months
3. 1 naira will be 1 dollar
4. Electric power will be restored in 6 months
5. He will rejuvenate our health and educational system but his first three years was spent treating ear problem in london and his daughters were schooling in london, this is someone who said he had no money to purchase the presidential form.

Am surprised that he is still dishing excuses as they've run out of pdp to blame for their failures. All northern states are now bokoharam annex and some of his cabinet members are stench bokoharam supporters.

[b]Now some group of lunatics who may be amongst you are now packaging a deadbeat drug induced multiple organ failure hoodlum in the name tinubu to take over from this failure, [/b]thank God the drug baron at his first opportunity told us how worse it will get in his own time, let me remind you guys what he said that 500 million youths in Nigeria will join the military and be eating cassava flakes and most of you supporting this drug abuser are doing it cos he promised to top ordinary 5k on your already 30k bmc monthly alowee, will you guys use cos of ordinary hunger to sacrifice your destiny and that of your unborn children.

This Tinubu you guys want to package was in france not too long to charge his battery that is sustaining his internal organs, let us keep praying he doesn't die before 2023, a man that can't even brush his ordinary teeth and has body odour that smells like died palm frond is who you guys are packaging.

It is God almighty that will judge those people amongst you.


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Make una check am oooooo
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Cc AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed greenback
Politics › Re: 2023: South East Ready To Kneel, Prostrate To Get Presidency - Ezeife by LZAA: 5:10am On Dec 06, 2021
Afamed:
LZAA
undecided undecided undecided
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Affected My Fight Against Corruption, Insecurity – Buhari by LZAA: 11:10pm On Dec 04, 2021
The vulture griller, Afamed and helinues will dodge this thread
Smh
Cc AfonjaConehead greenback Imhotep
Family › Re: How I Became Pregnant For My Husband’s Teen Son, By Nasarawa Housewife (pics) by LZAA: 1:44pm On Dec 04, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Noticed how Nassarawa State always produce similar Adulterous tales.... These unceasing similar stories are always emanating from Toto Local Government Area and the capital city.


I have been to Nassarawa State especially Toto Local Government Area, and I can tell you that 80% of the indigenes are chronic Fornicators and they're Adulterous.


Very backward State.
That LGA name grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Sri Lankan Citizen Lynched In Pakistan's Sialkot Over Blasphemy by LZAA: 9:26am On Dec 04, 2021
Well we all know the name of the capital grin
Politics › Re: Ex-Convict, Oluwatobi Ajayi, Bags Fresh 28-Year Jail Term For Cyber Fraud by LZAA: 1:34pm On Nov 30, 2021
Wtf!!!!
28 years
Food › Re: Popular Nairalander Cooks With Firewoods. by LZAA: 9:15pm On Nov 29, 2021
Where is helinues grin grin grin
Business › Re: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by LZAA: 5:03pm On Nov 28, 2021
ManirBK:
That's what we get when we have a Central
Bank governor who will rather side with
banks than care about citizens. It is under
him that these useless charges were
introduced. He is always doing everything to
please the banks.
Sai baba?? grin grin grin
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed

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