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Crime › Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy Confesses To Ripping His Colleagues Off Of $24k by LZAA: 2:15pm On Oct 10, 2018
jennifermahan:
Suspected yahoo boy confesses to ripping his colleagues off of $24k after being nabbed in Ibadan, Oyo State


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raehhoVpFI

Watch video

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/10/suspected-yahoo-boy-confesses-to-ripping-his-colleagues-off-of-24k/
The grand champions defending their title grin
Heebadaaan too grin
Politics › Re: 'our Mumu Don Do': Nigerian Soldier Talks About 2019 Election In Trending Video by LZAA: 12:54pm On Oct 10, 2018
Celebrityblog:
A Nigerian Soldier has made a trending video, urging Nigerians to go get their PVCs and talking about 2019 elections.

He said:

"I know I'm not supposed to be talking about this but let the truth be told, you all need to go get your PVCs. Sometimes it's not about how you vote but what they want. Yeah, We know that."

"Our mumu Don do, go get your PVCs, come 2019, no old ass will govern us anymore, take it or you leave it......."

Watch the video below and hear all he said.
http://www..com/2018/10/our-mumu-don-do-nigerian-soldier-talks.html?m=1

Do you think it's right for a serving, armed soldier to give his political opinion wearing his army uniform? What happens to civil/public service non-partisan characteristic?
Right ke?the amount of sanctions that guy go face ehn
That's minus the time for guardroom
Politics › Re: Atiku Media Slams Buhari & APC, Lists Achievements by LZAA: 12:33pm On Oct 10, 2018
9Ebiscoo:
The Presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, has fired another shot at President Muhammadu Buhari.

In a statement from his media office in Abuja on Tuesday, Atiku said President Buhari had never been a good businessman.

There have been verbal exchanges from the camp of both politicians since Sunday the former Vice President picked the PDP sole ticket.

The fight has been mainly between the Buhari Campaign Organization and the Atiku Abubakar Campaign team.

Atiku’s statement said, “The open, democratic and free and fair election (something alien to the APC, according to Buhari’s own wife) on Sunday of His Excellency, Atiku Abubakar, as the Presidential candidate for the PDP has clearly left the APC in a state of panic and confusion.

“On Sunday, the Buhari Campaign Organisation launched the first weak salvo. And on Monday, the APC’s National Publicity Secretary unleashed his own knee-jerk reaction, accusing Atiku of being desperate.
[b]
“Our response to the APC is to ask who is desperate between a Muhammadu Buhari who said, ‘If what happened in 2011 should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood’ and an Atiku Abubakar who said, ‘Love and peace should not only be preached, but must also be put into practice for the sake of sustaining the peace in our land’?

“It is left for Nigerians to judge, but even a blind person can see that Nigeria has been ‘soaked in blood’ ever since she was unfortunate enough to have fallen under the leadership of a man whose words are destructive and never productive.

“Some of Atiku Abubakar’s achievements as Nigeria’s Vice President are that as head of the National Council of Privatisation, he superintended over the GSM revolution that saw Nigeria go from 50,000 to 100 million GSM lines, has added 500,000 direct jobs to the Nigerian economy and attracted $27bn to our GDP. Our question to President Buhari and the APC is how many jobs have they created?[/b]

“Another of Abubakar’s achievements is the successful privatisation of many public enterprises that hitherto consumed government resources without yielding a profit. In response, we ask President Buhari how many loopholes in public expenditure has he plugged? The spectacular failure of the 419 Nigeria Air is still fresh in the memory of Nigerians.

“Finally, the APC spokesman had the guts to question His Excellency, Atiku Abubakar’s source of wealth.

“We wish to remind APC’s National Publicity Secretary, Yekini Nabena, that Atiku Abubakar is not like President Buhari who has never run a successful private business throughout his life.

“Unlike Muhammadu Buhari, Atiku Abubakar is an expert job creator who has founded many successful and thriving businesses including the American University of Nigeria, Yola; a microfinance bank that has moved 45,000 families out of poverty and Rica Gado, a livestock feed company that has significantly reduced instances of herdsmen/farmers clashes by providing a business-friendly solution instead of asking Nigerians to give up their lands for cattle ranching or face death, as the Buhari government did.”

The statement added that unlike President Buhari, Atiku does not believe Nigerian youths are lazy.

“How could he when 25,000 out of his 50,000 employees are youths,”? he asked.

It urged the Buhari Presidency and the APC to mention even one successful private endeavour that the President had successfully run.

“And by private enterprises, we are not referring to 150 cows that never increase in number, year in year out,” the statement added.

https://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/10/2019-presidency-atiku-attacks-buhari.html
At the bolded grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Now seriously all these job creation nonsense is exactly that,nonsense
Serious countries build and encourage industries or in the case of oil rich countries elsewhere import labour to do so
All these empowerment via wheelbarrow,tea making and shoemaker kits has to stop
Cc immhotep sarkin my ruv grin Roger3D ibrahimDamola
Politics › Re: Uwazuruike Attacks APGA For Denying Bianca Senatorial Ticket by LZAA: 12:26pm On Oct 10, 2018
slivertongue:
Nonsense!!

Is APGA a family property? Anambra is nt lagos were one man shares party tickets to his 'political slaves'
Dont mind the clown
We humbly dash him to tinubu and his likes
Shameless scam artist seeking to remain relevant
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Advises Fayose Not To Leave PDP by LZAA: 11:02am On Oct 10, 2018
GoTV:
sad One can only pity the Igbos who were salivating at the prospect of becoming VP under Atiku to the extent that they forgot about their hatred for Fulanis and agreed to be fulani slaves like they decribed yorubas under Buhari. Now Ipob have spoken on their behalf and rejected the VP slot that has not even been allocated to the South east and this further jeopardized their chances of smelling the seat of power. It can be said that Ipob is the enemy of Ndi igbo. How can other Nigerians take igbos serious with such level of indecisiveness and political instability?


Today they want referendum


Tomorrow biafra or death


Give us VP today


We are tired of the zoo tomorrow.


I can only SMH for these people. They are their own enemies yet they blame Yoruba's for their predicaments sad

Politics › Re: IPOB Rejects VP Slot For South-East, Insists On Referendum For Biafra’s Exit by LZAA: 10:52am On Oct 10, 2018
dre11:
....Says Buhari, Atiku, APC, PDP tickets for Fulani agenda







http://sunnewsonline.com/ipob-rejects-vp-slot-for-s-east-insists-on-referendum-for-biafras-exit/
Sarkin and Roger3D wee definitely not like this grin
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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Her 18th Birthday With Stunning Photos by LZAA: 9:11am On Oct 10, 2018
boss1310:
many are envious of this girl cos she already had a career at a young age,she is beautiful and very popular that's why you keep seeing negative comments about her

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Her 18th Birthday With Stunning Photos by LZAA: 9:08am On Oct 10, 2018
Simbaz:
Bleaching fat frog angry

I want a verified Nigerian AdSense to buy

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Dies After Being Tasered By U.S Police by LZAA: 9:22pm On Oct 09, 2018
Justiceleague1:
Live from Oshogbo
;grin

Lzaa immhotep
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Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu : Fulani Herdsmen Crisis Caused By Water Scarcity by LZAA: 7:37pm On Oct 09, 2018
immhotep:
APC members are now experts at passing blame and never taking responsibility.
Back to daura.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Media Organization Accuses APC Of Planning Protest To Return Atiku To Amer by LZAA: 7:28pm On Oct 09, 2018
Smile4daddy:
The same man came with his Dollars to the APC 2014; spent the Dollars like he spent today at the primaries against Buhari 2014. Yet he came a distant 3rd again Buhari in spite of his Dollars spending spree, but today he came 1st with his Dollars in PDP!
Even Kwankwaso now knws that the APC dose not respect Dollars, because he came 2nd, beating the Dollars billionaire to 3rd in that same APC presidential primaries in 2014!
You can lose with your Dollars in the APC, but win with your Dollars in the PDP! Oh, why won't I respect APC!

Politics › Re: Salvador Urges U.S., U.K., E.U. To Stop Interfering In Nigeria’s Politics by LZAA: 5:00pm On Oct 09, 2018
Bambambiglo:
You never make sense, so stop commenting

Politics › Re: Atiku + Agbakoba: A Viable Option To Get Nigeria Working Again by LZAA: 2:16pm On Oct 09, 2018
wink2015:
Since Atiku won the PDP primary in Port Harcourt there have been a relentless number of IGBOS been pinpointed as a possible runny mate to Atiku in the 2019 election.

what is responsible for the Igbos aspirant shooting themselves to be recognized for the vice presidential seat.

Can'nt Atiku choose whoever he want?

I first saw Ngozi Okonji Iweala, Peter Obi, and now Agbakoba.

Politics › Re: Atiku + Agbakoba: A Viable Option To Get Nigeria Working Again by LZAA: 2:15pm On Oct 09, 2018
Benekruku:
He will shoot himself in the leg

An Eastern candidate will even make him gain more irrelevancy in the North

Someone that is a light weight in the North

If it was a Kwankwanso, I would have said its allowed
You do know that atiku inherited shehu yaradua's political machinery in the north?
The same machinery that made abacha jail shehu(minus coup fears of course)
Politics › Re: Atiku + Agbakoba: A Viable Option To Get Nigeria Working Again by LZAA: 2:12pm On Oct 09, 2018
Headlaw:
Atiku should not make the mistake of picking vice from South East/South South. The region is already atikulating for him. A south west Vice is perfect for him.
South west wey dn sell themsef to Tinubu who has sold him himsef to the caliphate
Guy receive sense
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Celebrities › Re: Simi Was Pestering Don Jazzy To Listen To Her Mixtape 4 Years Ago by LZAA: 2:05pm On Oct 09, 2018
nairaman66:
Big lies!! Simi had a verified handle thenhuh
And x3m no dy jike with em artistes
Also 2014?
The gist no gel
Politics › Re: Salvador Urges U.S., U.K., E.U. To Stop Interfering In Nigeria’s Politics by LZAA: 1:55pm On Oct 09, 2018
Wait ooo
No be APC be dy call US,UK,EU and UN wen GEJ dy
Or have they forgotten how their human rights claims forced us to buy weapons from black market grin
Nawa o
Cc immhotep greenback gmbuharii DaBullIT sarkin
Politics › Re: Instead Of Campaigning Against Atiku, Market Buhari To Me by LZAA: 1:19pm On Oct 09, 2018
immhotep:
At least he tried to make 1 Naira equal to 1 Dollar (and failed woefully) grin grin

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Meanwhile sarkin wee blame ipob yoots
Smh
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Posters Flood Social Media by LZAA: 11:15am On Oct 09, 2018
immhotep:
How many Igbo threads do you plan to open this week? grin
Say the truth . . . .



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Romance › Re: 'How Sexual Harassment Is Normalised In Secondary Schools' - Lady by LZAA: 7:40am On Oct 09, 2018
Sarkin:
I no say you no wan leave those secondary school girls alone
grin grin
Politics › Re: Why I Like The Yorubas! by LZAA: 5:22pm On Oct 08, 2018
immhotep:
Are you sure ? grin grin grin

cc lzaa jumpandpas greenback eternaltruths
grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Posters Flood Social Media by LZAA: 4:23pm On Oct 08, 2018
KingKingKing:
Before u say anything further remember Okonjo is from Delta state SS, If this comes through then the South East are once again Schemed out of things at the centre!


first to comment , For the very first time in 2yrs, I'm in tears right now, Never knew i could make it this far.... I want to thank my Parents Mr and Mrs Ukeje for always believing in me.

I want to thank my Girlfriend Queen Who always told me i could achieve anything i set my mind to!

Years ago My maths teacher said i would amount to nothing , HERE I AM TODAY BEING FTC ON THE GREATEST AND FOREMOST NEWS FORUM IN THE WORLD!

Penultimately, I want to specially thank Seun the founder of Nairaland!

Lastly I want to thank My Nairaland Role models i always look forward to reading your comments, MYND44, SARRKI, BUTTERFLYO, HUNGERBAD, NWGENEKWU, CLIMARIN, AS ANNOYING AS I FIND YOU MOST TIMES I STILL NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU FOR YOU SEEM INTELLIGENT COMMONWEALTH!

MUMMY I MADE IT, YIPEE
Sarrki role model?? grin grin
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Romance › Re: When Yoruba Guys See Igbo Girls by LZAA: 3:57pm On Oct 08, 2018
immhotep:
Yeah right.
We all know that Ikwerre will quickly become Igbo if Rotimi Amaechi contests for president.
Quit peddling deception.

Cc lzaa jumpandpas greenback eternaltruths Sarkin sarrki
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Romance › Re: 'How Sexual Harassment Is Normalised In Secondary Schools' - Lady by LZAA: 1:51pm On Oct 08, 2018
Omo quavo na normal tins for skul na
Infact chics expect am for skul na
Warris all dis nonsense of sechual halassment( like sarkin would say grin)
Park well
Politics › Re: 2019: Why I Am Now Supporting Atiku – IBB by LZAA: 12:39am On Oct 08, 2018
basilo101:
Afonja zombies said that PDP will scatter after the primary. How market?
Nobody takes them serious anymore grin
Just look at osun and lagos ffs
Zombies to the core grin
Cc immhotep greenback Gmbuharii DaBullIT sarkin grin
Romance › Re: 'Don’t Depend On Men To Succeed' - Daniella Okeke Tells Ladies by LZAA: 11:53pm On Oct 07, 2018
Oh the irony grin
Romance › Re: At Last, We Wedded by LZAA: 11:52pm On Oct 07, 2018
donvoice:
I'm damn sure some of you guys still remember my story here. If you missed it, here is a link to follow up with.

www.nairaland.com/4678587/cute-pre-wedding-pix-lovers-met

And atlast, we wedded in a grand style. Glory be to God.

I pray for those who are looking forward to a day like this that you are next in line in Jesus name.

I'm so happy I never made mistake in marriage, you will not miss it too in Jesus name
Dated for 11 years?
U strong o
But una resemble deeper life sha
Congrats
Cc sarkin Roger3D
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Most South-east Delegates Voted Atiku –sources by LZAA: 11:29pm On Oct 07, 2018
sarrki:
Ipobs are not Igbos
So please don’t mix it up

Politics › Re: I Wonder How Your Senses Works. Igbo Boy To Igbos by LZAA: 11:24pm On Oct 07, 2018
immhotep:
Abeg, back to Daura.

cc lzaa
Don't mind Roger3D hiding under igbo name to write silly articles grin
We know dem
Romance › Re: When Yoruba Guys See Igbo Girls by LZAA: 12:34pm On Oct 07, 2018
immhotep:
But Ikwerre will suddenly become Igbo if any Ikwerre person contests for president of Nigeria. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Na dia way grin
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: South-east, North-east Delegates Split Over Saraki, Atiku by LZAA: 11:51pm On Oct 06, 2018
haffaze777:
U dey mind them (PDP miscreants),they will sit somewhere in abakaliki and telling themselves what happen in far away Southwest
Same way coneheads sit in ogbomoso and do the same grin
Crime › Re: Gay Armed Robber Rapes Man After Operation In Lekki Area Of Lagos. by LZAA: 11:49pm On Oct 06, 2018
Angelanest:
A man has narrated how a gay armed criminal robbed a house in Lagos and raped a male occupant in the process. It was gathered that after robbing the family of N95,000, one of the robbers hurriedly raped of the male victims in the anus, till he defecated.

Report has it that the victim is still hurting since the incident, both psychologically and physically as he has been messed up. He is now pooing on himself. 

Read the report below as shared by one of the ladies who witnessed the robbery in Lekki area of Lagos state. 

Men of the underworld, invaded our house here in Lekki Ibeju Lagos State at about 12 minutes pass 1am, I still remember vividly they were 10 in number that come into our apartment, with others mounting surveillance outside in case security operative arrives so they can be signal and flee.

My husband, my younger sister, my husband's nephew, my grown up female kids my gateman and my domestic servant (female) were in the house when the robbers came.

They were huge and muscle man well mask, the brought out everybody from their room Assembly us at the sitting room. They commanded my husband to bring all the money he has from the house, fortunately my husband had 95,000 naira cash in the house so he was accompanied by one of them to our room and they collected the money.

They said I can't believe this is all you have so they searched everywhere in the house and collected some money from each room they entered. before they started their operation they had collected all our cell phones.

We went through torture from these robbers, surprisingly one of them was a gay, so he raped my husband's nephew through the anus till he defecated and he left him. We were crying and they hurriedly and left.

We took him to the hospital and if he wants to defecate if he doesn't go to the restroom quick he will release it on his trouser. So sir that's what happened to us. only my husband's nephew. They didn't touch any of us being female..

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/10/gay-armed-robber-rapes-man-after-operation-in-lekki-area-of-lagos.html

Credit; Due Process Advocate.
Sounds like sarkin grin
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