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SNAKE + RAT= VILLAGE PEOPLE COLLABO
Ur friend needs PRAYERS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU3TTUp3Xw4

Nigerian Police Force suppose get COMEDY department, them no dey fail to ENTERTAIN us


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU3TTUp3Xw4

CULTISM is EVIL, shun CULTISM today and be FREE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU3TTUp3Xw4

Las Las, Osaze na fool

Sheriman:

I will locate you soon

No time to check time

1nairaland:

Where is Slawomirr?? Let him come and light up my weed, I need to get high.

He dey press Laptop, client dey online

ZIINI:
Omo see as you clean
Dey do me like say make I use tongue lick all of una body

Be like u dey like LOLLIPOP

Riele:
She has a serious face.

Patoranking fu*cked up. Girls like me would have given him an angel for a child.

E Neva late, come lemme Fertilize ya Ovaries, CUTENESS overload

felai:
Good day sir.
How were able to eventually send the parcel to Germany?

I used EMS, you can find them at any NIPOST office. Took about 20-25 days for the package to arrive it's destination. I was also given a tracking number as well.

victorian:
You don't know him.
I know him very well and I know why I said his relationship is toxic

If y'all are so curious to want to know the concluding part of my love life


I will gladly say, we are moving on fine. Madly in love with each other. Taking marriage process one level at a time. we are engaged already. Working out some necessary and crucial issues and processes to relocate me and my fashion company and other businesses to his location.
I'm not jobless, so it's not easy to just move me and my brand to another location.
Success in life is all about planing, not just jump and marry.

We don't believe in long distance marriage.

I Hope that satisfies una curious.

Pepper Dem, VICTORIAN Pepper Dem ooooo

victorian:
A guy was wooing me years back and we had to talk deeply because he wanted marriage and deep down I don't even fancy him as lover how much more a husband.
He showed me his fancy house, it was nice lovely house . When he wanted to touch me, I squirm and withdrew from his grasp.
He asked why am I avoiding his touch? With a surprise look on his face.
I replied nothing I'm just not ready to date, let's be friends.
He said he has so many friends and what he wants is marriage.
And he should lemme know this minute that 95percent of marriage is Al about sex! Because he can cook well , so good food is not his problem.
But sex is what marriage is all about.

I looked at this man with disgust.

I said well I don't think I'm ready for marriage.
Please marry someonelse.


Thank God he was a gentle man and he didn't pester me but allowed me to leave.

When I begin to think and wonder, how can marriage be all about sex?

Mehn I can't date him. No feelings whatsoever.

God will bless him with his bone of bone and flesh of flesh.

I can't deal abeg.

I'm saying this to ladies who jump into marriage with men they don't fancy, how. Much more love,, just because they want to adhere to society's bullies on " when will u marry" ?
"do u think u are still young"?
" keep deceiving yourself, u are getting old!

I said God in prayers, if I don't have the kind of man I want and there is no chemistry? I will never marry. And I don't care what anyone says. If the chemistry and love is not mutual? Forget it!

I rather remain celibate.

After many many years, God gave me what I want and the attraction is mind-blowing. It's good to be patient. Very good to be patient.

Sighs sorry madam it's well.

VICTORIAN my Nairaland CRUSH!!!! Nne, you are an embodiment of INTELLECTUAL SAGACITY , your wisdom dey burst my BRAIN..... Using this medium to solicit for willing & ready females interested in a domestic partnership, no strings attached, just come together, have kids, everyone HAPPY . The advert is for a friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E

GreatResearcher:
I'm not supporting assault but the lady got what she deserved. Watch the video very well you will see that the lady deliberately wanted the soldier to beat her so she can post it on the internet and trend. Even when people begged her to leave she thrown herself on the soldier.

Modified:
Whenever you see a soldier or officer in military uniform, it's most likely that he or she is on official duty.
These men while on duty try to steal a little time from their busy schedule to attend to their personal needs.

That is why most of them when the go to ATM stand they try to beat the queue because of their limited time.

This soldier went to the ATM stand as you can see his dressing. There's 90% possibility that he is on duty.

He tried to beat the queue. Instead of the lady to speak to him politely she started with insults.

Was the lady the only person at that ATM?

The soldier annoyance was she bringing out her phone to record the soldier.

That was when the soldier puts his wallet in his pocket and brought out his belt.

He didn't even beat her o.

She wanna trend that's all.

No mind am, she come dey even tell us say "Her Life Dey Our Hands" like say her fellow NIGERIANS don turn GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E

Anonymous221:
Eucharia Anunobi has placed curses on those who accused Uche Elendu of lying that her store was looted to chase clout.

Uche Elendu had shared videos of her store vandalized by looters and actress Doris Ogala reacted by claiming Uche Elendu was showing off other people's looted stores as hers just to chase clout. Doris warned Uche to come clean else she would expose her.

While praying at Elendu's looted store, Eucharia Anunobi cursed those lying against Uche Elendu.

She prayed: "Today, may they never ever set up a shop. If they have ever set up a shop, may their shop burn to ashes in the name of Jesus."

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuEGIJ4ONBY



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CGzndfNnFPl/?igshid=4lxw8vo7ib3y

This wan no be prayer, na "INCANTATION & SORCERY" , Hakwanu she go dey pray that kain prayer, very anyhow somebori


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E

Brandonx:
The "middle class " didn't sit whilst waiting for manner to fall from heaven. Some worked very hard to get to where they are today.
So it's very unfortunate that some lazy folks would unleash their frustration on someone who's trying to make ends meet.
" Wahala no dey finish" it's not easy for anyone the poor should let that sink into their head.
But again I don't blame them it has always been like that. I believe that's how witchcraft started in villages.

POVERTY is a choice, and no be person tell them make dem no hustle. Truly truly, na from POVERTY witchcraft dey start. This is WICKEDNESS, pure unadulterated WICKEDNESS.

OROSUNBOLB:
Are you sure you're Igbo ? If you're, you are not being sensible and you could put thousands of Igbo lives and properties in grave danger with your careless and insensitive talk at this volatile period. Watch your mouth man !

Many are MAD, few are ROAMING. People can be so uncultured with the words they speak. Leave d mumu, na from PANYA dem export am come Nigeria.

Cutezt:
It wasn’t a pleasant sight to witness as shop owners cried to God after seeing their shop raided by the thugs.

Some of the women could barely stand on their feet as they were left shocked seeing their years of hard work taken away from them in one day. According to a media report, the thugs have broken into every store to steal valuable items worth billions of Naira.

The mall was not spared in their raid as it has most goodies they wanted. A quick look into the mall sees all items carted away with nothing left behind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nRwwOsN0nQ

Wisdom is the PRINCIPAL thing, in all ya do just get WISDOM. One thing leads to another, and what led to this AVOIDABLE loss of valuables and destruction of people's hard-earned property was the fallout of the events of the past weeks.
There's a limit to everything, and in my opinion, the protests were 'Over-Done'..
At some point, all they needed to do was ease-off and restrategize, you don't go into battle without a 'PLAN-B'. Innocent lives have been lost, and property worth billions of naira have been destroyed. My heartfelt condolences to those who have been affected one way or the other. The country is at an all-time low

Emoney05:
Don’t believe everything you see on websites . Flights are being cancelled as stated earlier by Previous posters eitihad qatar Emirate delta and others

Thanks man.

Earnonline7:
All flights are being cancelled don’t be fooled. Qatar air called me yesterday that booking I did for someone coming from Europe was cancelled and ticket remains open till further notice.

Damn, thanks for the update.

FATnigga:
There was no Flight in lagos yesterday.
Same thing so far this morning

Thanks for the update, i appreciate.

GarbaAudu:
There's every likelihood that inbound Lagos air traffic will be diverted to Abuja. Worst case scenario, the flight will be canceled.

Damn

FATnigga:
NO

For real

dives:
Same here. Are flights coming into Nigeria?

I've checked and double-checked, International FLIGHTS are coming and going, even had to call Lufthansa and they said as long as the host country did not shut down it's airspace, scheduled flights will still hold. My worry is the curfew and how armed policemen and other law enforcement agencies might want to act as LORD & MASTERS on the road if the curfew isn't lifted before Sunday.

Greetings Esteemed NairaLanders,
Please, any update regarding the curfew in Lagos? I have to pick up a relative on Sunday @ the Airport. Any chance that the curfew will be suspended before Sunday?

ladywealth:
Good evening my NL guys.

I just met a guy last month ending, we exchanged numbers and started chatting. He asked me out.. I really enjoyed chatting with him, just him alone. So few days after, he invited me to his house. I declined but I noticed that he stopped chatting with me.

Few days after, he asked about my genotype without even greeting me. I counter questioned him and he attacked me, claiming that he is not happy with me. I replied that 'I don't care'.
The next thing I received was rains of insults. Saying that I insulted him. I admitted and we settled it.

For the short times I've known him, I could see the kind of qualities I want in a man. But the problem he has and that he attested to is verbal abuse...

I noticed that anytime he invites me to his house and I declined, it always piss him off and he stops talking to me.
I decided not to visit him because it's not safe for me.

He argues over little things on chat, he talks to me like I'm a baby ( he is 33 and I'm 22). he is domineering... I'm just confused on the decision to date him considering all these flaws. I am suspicious of him being violent.
thanks

Trust your instincts, if you are having second thoughts, 'JAPA' is the way forward. No go die for LOVE oooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E

victorian:
Your cousins suppose sharpen eyes and all their sixth sense to know which one makes sense and which one wey be ' I Neva chop'



In anyways women always know the ones that's worth protecting. So I can't specific clarification on how such man should look like or be like.

For me? I protect my man like egg! And he's still protected till date.

You can see it being a long time, I talked about heartbreak. It's all about wisdom.

Victorian!!! My Nairaland CRUSH , Beta OLIVE OIL dey your HEAD

NGpatriot:
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I didn't ask you for more boring rant, I asked you to show us what Tinubu stole, that should be very easy for you to do.

Also since two wrong don't right an earlier wrong, why not just show us Tinubu's wrong in the first place, like what he stole and what he did wrong.

Also, when was the last time you see no evil and hear no evil people even saw any wrong, looting and corruption in your village? When.


How many times have I posted about ekweremadu and his dozens of mansions all over the world and you hypocrites conveniently side step the post as usual.

I'll take you hypocrites and liars seriously when you are able to show us what Tinubu stole and also when you start abusing and insulating your corrupt leaders.

Liars and hypocrites.

Whatever that's eating eating you up, I'm right here if ya need a listening EAR

NGpatriot:
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I'm no the topic, Tinubu is the topic.

Stop ranting and just show us what Tinubu stole from you or from anywhere in Nigeria, that's all.

Ya need to go look up the actual definition of what it means to "RANT" . I only adviced you, nothing more. Besides, whether TINUBU stole or not isn't the problem. The reason why i quoted you in the first place was because of your choice of language. Two wrongs don't right an earlier wrong. In between, how's your weekend going? Are you 'Balling, Protesting, Chilling with Famz or Attending a Night Vigil tonight'?

victorian:
Ladies should learn to stop introducing their female friends to their man, especially if the guy make sense!


I won't try such! No way in hell will I try it!

Guy wey make sense, biko give example so i go reason my female cousins dem make dem dey kiaful

NGpatriot:
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Showing us what Tinubu looted from you or anywhere in Nigeria would have sufficed instead of your usual baseless and meaningless jargon.

Yes, they aired their views and I aired mine? Or is yours the only important and allowed view?

Hypocrites.

Bros or Hanty, whichever gender u belong to, endeavor to proofread your missives after typing. If you like, SPIT all the sour BILE in your system on NAIRALAND, na u sabi.

Finnese001:
Amara The Lesbian Joins EndSARS Protests

This country is really funny, in the midst of a very crucial time like this where well meaning Nigerians are fighting for the future of this country. Some people that called themselves LGBT community are also trying to take advantage of it by protesting for LGBT rights.

Though I'm not against them fighting for their rights but why must it be now we are fighting for something more important and will benefit the country at large and not for one selfish people's right to sex.

https://twitter.com/the_amarion?s=09

We no go take Dem serious until their Supreme Commander "BOBRISKY" show face

NGpatriot:
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Why are Nigerian youths so obsessed with rumors, gossips and innuendoes?

You could have just post what he stole from anywhere instead of the long, pointless and meaningless essay.

Just show us what he stole from where, from who, where and how he kept the money.

It is really silly to concluded that he made his wife a 3 times senator because there are other people to vote for and the last time I checked, there always candidates from other parties on the ballot to vote for so are you saying Tinubu forced Lagosians not to vote for candidates in other parties on the ballot and made them vote for his wife?

Are you saying Tinubu put a gun to the head of millions of Lagosians and forced them to the ballot box to vote for his wife?

You people are so crazy with your beliefs that you turned the man into a mythical and magical figure in your dreams., it's unbelievable.

It is not by force to comment on the internet.

Bros, with this your "COMMENT", na express u dey go like dis ooo. You no need use degrading and abusive words on others na. They only aired their views, and you have same right to air yours as well. But for posterity sake, abeg choose your language carefully. If you want to criticize, be constructive with your criticism.

myBraine:
Typical Nigerian mentality.

Can't an accomplished politician prosper in peace again?

A man that singlehandedly built Lagos from scratch doesn't deserve to own a mansion. Now I know how backward people's reasoning are in this part of the world.

Hanty, did you just say "SINGLE-HANDEDLY"? Be like na u be the laborer wey help am mix all the cement.