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1Alex:
6 am on a Monday, this is what is incubating on a man's mind.

Na because of this person BUHARI said what he said "Lazy Youths"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

lecturer50:
I have a girl which I truly love.
In fact,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart.
But how do I propose to her?
What kind of ring should I use to propose?
Must I kneel while proposing?
Which finger should I put the ring while proposing?
What kind of words should I speak while proposing?
I mean sweet words like "You are the cockroach in my tea" "You are the apple of my ice". " You are the buttocks of my flogging". "I love you from the anus of my heart" etc
Which other sweet words should I speak or is it necessary to speak sweat words while proposing?
Please I need answers from nairaland.
Like I said earlier,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart. I love her from the anus of my heart.

Tell her "I LOVE YOU", then ask her to repeat after me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

Guy u be MUMU, hakwanu a VAGYNA person go dey do u like this na


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

Buhari is WORKING


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Hmmmm, Guy no try am, i say make you try am if you wan LIVE long.
No matter how KONJI take dey do you, thou shall not PENETRATE another man wife. e get why


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Na to kuku LEAVE the entire country for una


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Like play like play, STUDENTS go soon celebrate one year of staying at home, na who we offend for this COUNTRY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

The hustle is real, anyway issa way


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Some people find it hard to cry when their loved-ones’ die, but wailing and mourning are a big part of funerals in the African country of Ghana, as it is indicative of the deceased’ social standing or how beloved they were by their family and community. So it’s no wonder that some Ghanaians are willing to pay professional mourners to cry on their behalf.

Ami Dokli is the leader of one of the several groups of professional mourners in Ghana. In a recent interview with BBC Africa, she said that some people cannot cry at their relatives’ funerals, so they rely on her and her team to do the wailing. Dokli and the other women in her team are all widows who, after their husbands died, decided to come together to help others give their loved-ones a proper send-off to the afterlife. But crying for strangers is not the easiest thing in the world, so professional mourners charge a fee for their services, the size of which is in direct relation to the size of the funeral. If it’s a big funeral, their tears cost more.

Professional mourning is just one small part of the extravagance associated with Ghanaian funerals. People in this African country will spend as much if not more on a funeral as they would on a wedding. A funeral planner told CNN that the average funeral should cost between $15,000-$20,000, and should feature as many mourners as possible. These big social events are preceded by obligatory giant billboards that announce funeral arrangements, and sometimes feature artistic coffins shaped as something reminiscent of the deceased, and even dancing pallbearers.

According to Madam Awo Yaadonkoh, the leader of the Kumasi Funeral Criers Association, another group of talented criers-for hire in Ghana, professional mourners can help the family of the deceased raise more money from funeral participants.

“We are always hired by people to cry at the funeral rites of their dead relatives,friends, some people even go to the extent of including in their will that their family members should contact us after their death,” Yaadonkoh told Otownloaded. “The way we professionally cry moves sympathizers to give out more money to the bereaved families. That’s the main reason people contract us.”

Interestingly enough, some of these professional mourners charge by the style of crying that the customer is interested in. Here’s the list of crying styles offered by Kumasi Funeral Criers Association: crying with swagg, deep wailing and shouting, crying and rolling on the ground, crying and walking at funeral ground, highly emotional crying, basic crying, crying and vomiting, chipmunk crying. That last one sounds interesting…

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Sonnobax15:
Afar,una dey get light for that area?

Hmmm, the power situation here na die. Since sunday, na early this morning dem just bring the light.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hQ0rzkC8Q

Wahala for woman wey no FINE


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Her "ABUNNA" probably needed some serious OILING, Konji fit make people dey reason and behave anyhow

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Ten years from now, YAKUBU will also tell us why he missed that EMPTY NET against South Korea in 2010, i just dey wonder the kain excuse he go give


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Senior man na senior MAN, Papilo, one day u go make us proud, and today you have finally made us PROUD


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Even in FREETOWN, nothing is FREE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

This equation isn't balanced if the families of those civilians who lost their lives aren't compensated as well


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Many are MAD, few are ROAMING

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Senator ELISHA the "SLAPPER"

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People wey get building projects for hand, i comot CAP for una. With this current price of cement, The LORD is your STRENGTH

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Dis wan na BLOOD MONEY, what if na ritualist buy that pikin from am?


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Like play like joke her inbox go don full


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Someone's father, husband & breadwinner wasted just like that


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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
I aint no body shaming this baby girl
But damnnn...lose some gadmnnn weight
A real niggarr ain't gonna get an erection seeing the naked body of this mehnnnnn

Niggarrr Man, damn broda!!!!
As a CONFIRM nigga with an undying thirst for WEED, u sef suppose sabi say na "Different Strokes For Different FOLKS", no be every nigga like BONE, some dey gbadun dia food with enough MEAT to go round for a 'party"


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IamD18:
Fat and unattractive ladies people won't stop dropping motivational posts about their body, but they'll be the first to laugh at jokes for short and lean ladies.

Which side u dey? Orobo abi Lekpa?

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See wetin POVERTY dey cause. ,
Bros MIKE Da Pretty gat no chill at all


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The so called "Physically Challenged Man" is able and capable "DOWN UNDER", his MANHOOD is not challenged in anyway


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MissOpe:
@ number 9, do it if you must,but with great caution and don't get caught.

OIL dey your HEAD. Too much WISDOM


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Lesson wey person don learn for this life don too PLENTY, in fact i still dey learn sef. But the greatest lesson i don learn be say "No WOMAN, No CRY" . Only legends will understand


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