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Health › Re: 36-Year-Old Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Lagos by madgoat(m): 11:14pm On Apr 05, 2020
viccipedia:
Ok so only 2 deaths right? undecided
You will like to be the 3rd kiss
Health › Re: 4 Nigerians Who Have Died Of Coronavirus (photos) by madgoat(m): 6:26pm On Apr 04, 2020
Olunmercy56:
Lord!!! We don't want any deaths again embarassed kindly heal all those who are I'll in Christ's name, Amen
Story....... people will still die. Thats for sure.
We have not even started in Nigeria yet. We are just at the surface. grin
Health › Re: 6 New Coronavirus Cases In Osun, Nigeria. Total Of 190 Cases. 20 Discharged by madgoat(m): 5:14pm On Apr 03, 2020
Jakumo:
Very good. Now, put am down, and take BIG stick begin dey beat am witi vex, sotay you see say the ting don die .

After when you kill am finish, we go nominate you for national honor and cash prize when we all go share inside, according to how I divide am.

On a serious note, the MORTALITY count from Corona virus in Nigeria remains at just TWO victims, as of today April 4th 2020, despite the undoubted influx of so many overseas returnee Nigerians carrying a heat-weakened version of Corona virus that miraculously does not kill or sicken most who contract it, unlike the situation in Europe where mass death is in progress.

Recall that the infamous "Italian man" who first imported the Corona virus into Nigeria over TWO MONTHS ago, went on to make a full recovery, while those he was known to have infected, all showed NO symptoms and NO illness. If the potency of the virus was the same in Africa as it is in Europe, then one would have expected to see HUNDREDS of sick virus victims within ONE MONTH of the day the virus was first spotted in Nigeria.
That mass infection simply as NOT occurred, despite the two-week incubation period of the virus having elapsed weeks ago.

The exact reason why Corona virus does not sicken and kill more than just TWO victims over the course of TWO MONTHS since the virus made landfall in Nigeria, means that SOMETHING about tropical Africa greatly weakens the Corona virus ON ARRIVAL, such that only TWO victims have died, in a nation of well over 200 million souls.
Hmmm..... You may even be the third number. Just thinking aloud sha.
Politics › Re: Lagos Residents Hit The Streets To Protest As Hunger Strikes Hard Amid Lockdown by madgoat(m): 9:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
Lavisha:
Thanks for the link bro.
e dey pain me die!

I remember those days with those monikers.
HunderBad
MadCow
Madgoat


Rest on bro.
But i am still alive grin
Romance › Re: My Elder Brother Is A Chronic Masturbator by madgoat(m): 6:36pm On Apr 01, 2020
freeman131:
But the act is a sin and it's already an addiction and mind you we're from a Christian family,my parents would really be disappointed if they get to find out.
Try and masturbate once in a while. I feel you have to much pent up sperm in you thats making you not to mind ur business. grin
Family › Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by madgoat(m): 9:26am On Apr 01, 2020
youngvikthor:
My brother was staying with my aunty since 2017 so early this year he decided to rent his own apartment after saving some money

So January this year, he told my mum that I should come and stay with him that he will look for work for me which he did. Since my arrival to this place, my cosin sister alway visits us. The house is not far from ours. She will come in name of helping us to cook.

While she and my brother will be touching themselves even when am around, most people in our compound thought she is my brother's girlfriend. I also noticed some used condoms in our room and my brother did not have girlfriend.

Fast forward to yesterday Monday, I went to work
and our boss said we should go back due to the issue of this covid 19, I reach House only for me to see my sister lying dawn with just singlet, playing game with my brother's phone.

And my brother was in the bathroom. I don't really know what to do, if I should tell my mother or not, my aunty is such a kind person she at times gives us food stuff and even money and I don't want my brother to get angry with me.

Please I need your help, he is 26, I'm just 21
Mind ur business.
Romance › Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by madgoat(m): 9:23am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.
RUBBISH.....You are so childish.
Travel › Re: Plane Carrying Coronavirus Supplies To Japan Crashes & Explodes, Eight Dead by madgoat(m): 12:03am On Mar 30, 2020
grin grin grin i find it strangely funny grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 5:59pm On Mar 29, 2020
Kennyflyair:
Good day guys. Please how do I use double tap to sleep on redmi 8a?
It only works when I'm on the LOCKSCREEN. I want to use it when I'm on the HOME SCREEN. I hope you understand this my question.
Click and hold on the back button for about 2 seconds, ur fone will sleep.
Thats what i use on my Redmi 7.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 10:37pm On Mar 28, 2020
prodigiousman:
glad I didn't go for d redmi 8, pls can u help me with gcam link for d redmi 7?
I stopped using gcam few weeks after getting the fone. I am comfortable with the stock camera
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 6:51pm On Mar 27, 2020
Mark9854:
The boss lady is more available on the telegram channel.
Whats the link to the telegram group?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 6:31pm On Mar 27, 2020
prodigiousman:
Got this redmi 7 3/64 48k in warri, embarassed wanted to get the redmi 8, but they said the price is now 55k for redmi 8 huh because of corona I guess. Since the redmi7 got better processor I go for it instead, since both phones don't have much difference. Has anyone here noticed any price hike huh
Redmi 7 in my opinion is better. I use a Redmi 7 and would never think of changing it to Redmi 8. The only advantage the Redmi 8 has is that large battery capacity of 5000mAh but that doesnt mean the Redmi 7 4000mAh battery is not strong. Mine is still going very strong and it will soon be a year old. You got a nice fone there and u will enjoy it.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 6:19pm On Mar 27, 2020
nadalion:
Other than the 5G support, for me there no need to pick it over the Xiaomi Redmi Note 9 Pro Max.
The amoled screen nko? Thats enough reason to pick it.
Romance › Re: Mention The Wierdest Moniker You Have Seen On NAIRALAND by madgoat(m): 11:35pm On Mar 23, 2020
AfroKnight:
Madcow1

Jewessgratitudd undecided (unimaginative)

Husbandsnatcha cheesy cheesy

Boiledcorn

Friedplantain

Menstrualpad

Egusisoup

Madgoat

Lolaabokoku (cracks me up cheesy)
grin grin grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 6:07pm On Mar 23, 2020
Kelvo002:
Please am in serious pain ever since I installed this latest update on Redmi 7, nav button doesn't respond well and sometimes screen touch malfunction until I turn the back light off and off.. where can I download and installed any other previous ROM please
Are u sure its not ur fone screen? I am on the latest update and my Redmi 7 is working perfectly
Phones › Re: Help!!! I Just Got Scammed On Jiji. What Can I Do To Recover My Money by madgoat(m): 10:09am On Mar 21, 2020
KINGJAJA888:
Good day guys. Was about to buy something online through they jiji online market platform. I contacted a guy I met there on the platform cuz he had the product I wanted. D Guy said he didn't have money to transport my goods so out of trust I sent him the full payment of 15,000 with assurance from him that my good will be delivered to me within the next 5 hours. Now Since yesterday till now I haven't received anything and d guy's number has gone switched off. Pls what can I do. 15k ain't small money Biko cry
Serves you right. How can u send money to someone u have not met.
Family › Re: Help Find My Brother (missing Person Case) by madgoat(m): 11:49pm On Mar 17, 2020
Cavallari:
Since the 7th...
He will be found Hale and hearty in Jesus name... No harm shall befall him.
But what was he doing behind excellence hotel? Or was that where the errand required him to go to?

I do pass the hotel on my way and back from work and it's situated in front of the express way..
Most likely he is dead already undecided
Family › Re: Couple Died In Explosion In Abule Ado, Lagos (Photos) by madgoat(m): 11:37am On Mar 16, 2020
femtex007:
The guy is my friend's brother. I doubt if this incidence is truly gas explosion because it looks more of bomb blast. I pray their soul find peace.
Liar.... grin
Business › Re: My Bank Account Restricted Unjustly by madgoat(m): 10:00pm On Mar 15, 2020
DavidEsq:
How dem dey deposit cash thru ATM?
So u dont know that some ATMs are deposit machines? GTB has them, i don't know of other banks.
Christianity Etc › Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by madgoat(m): 2:27pm On Mar 15, 2020
EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life


So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17
See this one and his ignorant ranting grin
Religion is the only problem in Nigeria. All this ignorant so-called over zealous christians that think they know but no nothing grin
Politics › Re: Alaafin Writes Fayemi, Asks Him To Stop Actions Against Traditional Rulers by madgoat(m): 7:26am On Mar 14, 2020
BlackfireX:
Alafin should maintain his lane or else he will be dethrone and exiled to Enugu.




And don't tell me is not possible or it never happened.
Why open ur mouth spewing nonsense
Politics › Re: Sanusi Arrives Lagos Airport (photos) by madgoat(m): 7:24am On Mar 14, 2020
donpapa:
No comment? But he’s been commenting over the years nah shocked
By the way, why is he still dressed in that emir regalia?
If u have nothing intelligent to say, why not keep quiet instead of typing rubbish and making everyone know u have a cockroach's brain
Politics › Re: Sanusi Arrives Lagos Airport (photos) by madgoat(m): 7:23am On Mar 14, 2020
donpapa:
No comment? But he’s been commenting over the years nah shocked
By the way, why is he still dressed in that emir regalia?
If u have nothing intelligent to say, why not keep quiet
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 10:14am On Mar 13, 2020
I dont mean to stir up any controversy here; i am a core xiaomi fan and this is purely for informed decision making: between the Mi Note 10 and Samsung Note 10Lite which is better/superior??

They are almost within the same price range.
Politics › Re: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi Arrives Lagos - VOA Journalist, Saleh Shehu Ahmed by madgoat(m): 5:58pm On Mar 12, 2020
iretemide:
In a saner clime, SLS would have been among the technocrats, predicting and formulating policies in enhancing country's economics. He is better as an economist rather than an emir or politician. Las Las we go dey alright !
Keep your thoughts and assertions limited to kitchen matters where they rightly belong. Don't dabble into things that dont concern u.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 8:51am On Mar 12, 2020
Adex2442:
Super amoled is bae. See very dark screen. U can't notice other parts of yr screen wen u are in darkness. Too dark.

I will never buy lcd screen phone again. Tufiakwa
Which Xiaomi fone is this on?
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Leaves Cool FM After 20 Years by madgoat(m): 8:41am On Mar 12, 2020
emmysoftyou:
I even thought he's the owner. Who's the owner of cool FM ?
Your thinking is very low.
Crime › Re: 24-Year-Old Man Rapes 11-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by madgoat(m): 10:09pm On Mar 11, 2020
grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Bassey's Mother Dies, 5 Years After Death Of Father (Photos) by madgoat(m): 6:20pm On Mar 09, 2020
grin grin grin
Technology Market › Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by madgoat(m): 8:08pm On Mar 07, 2020
busuyi44:
Extra straps for Mi Band 3 and Mi band 4 available

WhatsApp 07012912895

2k for 3
How much for just two?
Celebrities › Re: Mr Macaroni Poses With His NYSC Certificate As He Passes Out by madgoat(m): 9:44am On Mar 06, 2020
KngGezy:
Is it only me that doesn't know him
So them never ban u for this place grin grin

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