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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On August 28 2021 by maestro299: 8:05pm On Aug 28, 2021
Maxcollins042:
Chelsea fans tonight are so drunk on confusion and self-soothing rhetorics. They are taunting Liverpool for drawing against a 10-man team and in the same breath they are labeling Liverpool an underdog.

Why the fvck then are they orgasming that an underdog drew against their 10-man topdog team? Pained lots.

Meanwhile, we know that this thread's moderator is a staunch Chelsea fan and wished the game had ended 1-0 in their favor but it didn't. Can he or she change the score to what it actually is and stop hallucinating. Thank you.
And the goal that Chelsea scored from sef wasn't a corner kick. It was supposed to be a goal kick to Liverpool...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On August 28 2021 by maestro299: 6:35pm On Aug 28, 2021
maynation:
Ball never enter net, mods don't update score now that it's our turn, they've slept off.

Nothing is changing the scoreline, updated here or not.


Liverpool till God's Kingdom comes.
Lol. You dey vex ooo...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (5 - 0) On 28th August 2021 by maestro299: 12:50pm On Aug 28, 2021
Lol. They were beating Championship team 6-0 and they thought they're back...
Sports › Re: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by maestro299: 5:50pm On Aug 27, 2021
Angelfrost:
Proud flying Peacocks??! Maybe you missed our Carabao cup fixture... Ask Benitez wetin him eye see last weekend.

It's Europe or Nothing else this season!!! cool
Lol. Why ask Benitez? I saw what my boys did to you at Old Trafford. But why do you guys enjoy losing by a 4 goal margin at the Theater of Dreams?
Sports › Re: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by maestro299: 5:43pm On Aug 27, 2021
fergie001:
We finished 2nd with Martial last season and you say 4th with Varane, Sancho & ORORO?.... grin cheesy grin cheesy
No mind Angelfrost. Ask am where Leeds dey for table...
Fashion › Re: Goldenlitz Organics CEO, Helen Onyenkwere Bags 2021 Africa Attainment Awards by maestro299: 3:35pm On Aug 27, 2021
[quote author= post=105233256]Their massage/spa is outta this world.

All of us @[b][/b] slept through like a baby.

We came out refreshed and invigorating.

Oh la la tongue tongue tongue

Congratulations Beautiful Helen.[/quote]Lol. This madam, so you are legion...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Several US Marines Killed In Kabul Airport Blast, US Official Says by maestro299: 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2021
truthstands01:
If you are not conversant with the issue, pls keep shut. Trump gave the Talibans conditions and stated clearly that if they misbehave,he will bomb the he'll out of them. His withdrawal plan was: 1. Talibans to stay within the stipulated conditions. 2. Evacuate all Americans first 3. Evacuate all American amunitions and equipment. 4. Bomb the military base and destroy everything. 5 Lastly, Evacuate the military. That's the plan. Not Biden's evacuation of military leaving Americans and American equipment in the hands of Talibans. Biden is a disgrace!
Abeg, leave those people. If you look very closely, they're APC/ Democrats supporters: take credit for other's actions when it favors them, transfer blame when it doesn't...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Vows Retaliation Over Kabul Attack, Says ISIL Affiliates Are Responsible by maestro299: 2:40pm On Aug 27, 2021
Otunbaigwe:
Honestly even as a Muslim, I strongly condemned this actions by ISIS. You dont force people against their wishes. If truly you preach peace as claimed, why this attack. Honestly I pray Allah hold them accountable for their sins. This are the people that make non muslims hate the muslims with this barbaric act. Jihad is not all about killing. Jihad according to our prophet means winning souls through character or good deeds like he the prophet did. This is not jihad, but genocide.
May Allah bring peace back to Afghanistan.
Jihad is killing... Who are you kidding?
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Bullying Dorathy Bachor’s Sister, Cynthia (Video) by maestro299: 12:27pm On Aug 24, 2021
DropsMic:
We always treat ourselves like Animals, never like human beings.. cry cry cry cry cry

Welcome to the black continent
I get temporarily depressed whenever i think about Nigeria or the black race.



Don't waste your hope.





The saddest thing about the reply above is that there are many Nigerians like her who are incapable of reasoning or comprehension. And na them plenty pass for this our country/continent. You will find them mostly in churches.

cry cry cry cry crycry cry cry cry cry
Black lives matter, lol. If na White person dey oppress us like this, we go dey vibrate like say we love ourselves, mtcheeew....
Properties › Re: Lady Shares Photos Of Dirty House Of A Benin 'Big Boy' She Visited by maestro299: 9:50am On Aug 24, 2021
southniyikaye:
For her to add her own dishes to the dirty sink means she is no better.
She too is badly trained..
She could have taken the before pictures, do the dishes, clean the kitchen then do the after pictures before posting on Facebook..
If she has done that, she is justified then she can decide not to visit again after blasting the hell outta the guy..
But to me, this is a rant of a poorly brought up, dirty and uncouth bitch...
They are birds of a feather
The lady herself is a lazy and dirty person.
Crime › Re: Photo Of The 17-Year-Old Girl Who Stabbed Her Neighbour To Death In Kano by maestro299: 9:26am On Aug 23, 2021
You will never see saphiere on these kind of threads....
Culture › Re: Meet Pastor Ivie Emiko - The Wife Of New Olu Of Warri - Pictures by maestro299: 9:21am On Aug 23, 2021
hpk:
When it favours christians they'll cohabit with African traditional religion but when it doesn't "cast and bind" will always be the case.
Most women naturally aren't too hung up on religion when it comes to marriage or relationships. That's why you see, in general, the Muslims (unless they're a bit moderate) both mentally and physically restraining their women marrying other faiths. Christians are not as rigid in that area, thus you see a sizable number of their ladies marrying men of other beliefs.
Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham: My Main Striker Should Come From Africa – Mourinho by maestro299: 10:31am On Aug 21, 2021
Nairalandian:
I thought Tammy is an English boy. But funny enough, had Mourinho said he prefers his strikers to be white, kpakam, racism talk go start.

Saint kitts and Nevis
So true... Many blacks have inferiority complex.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Haji Mullah Achakzai Executed By Taliban (Photos, Video) by maestro299: 5:43pm On Aug 20, 2021
Parisian:
Shut up. Say it with your chest.

Islam is killing people, not religion.

When a bad electronic product kills someone do you say science is killing people or that particular faulty product?

I know you're scared of calling islam out so you'd rather call out religion in general so muslims won't call for your head.

There are thousands of religions but only Islamic adherents go about killing people for their God so don't dare attack every other religion for the actions of islam.
Well said. That person you quoted is trying to hide something.
Romance › Re: The Insinuation That Everything Is About Money.... by maestro299: 3:49am On Aug 19, 2021
DrFunmisticGlow:
the one thing that stands out is thier sense of entitlement. It never entered their minds that you just aren't attracted to them?

The niggatry of it all!!

This is the main reason why 'nice' guys never get the girls, because they feel that since they are nice, girls deserve to fall at thier feet
. This also goes to those 'church going sisters' wondering why they are not married yet.

People can smell insincerity, and it's repulsive.
Interesting...
Celebrities › Re: Rejoice Iwueze Celebrates Her 27th Birthday With Stunning Pictures by maestro299: 7:12pm On Aug 18, 2021
She ages well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Villarreal: UEFA Super Cup - 6 - 5 On Penalties by maestro299: 10:12pm On Aug 11, 2021
fergie001:
Nope.... Villarreal scored first....through same Gerard Moreno...
Dat one watch the match on rewind. grin
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill POS Operator In Delta, Cart Away N2m - Picture by maestro299: 1:15pm On Aug 11, 2021
GOTVee:
sad As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I think it's time for the federal government to ban POS businesses in the country. It's a lazy way of making money by charging people to withdraw their hard earned money. Nothing spectacular about the business and it's so rampant among we southerners because of our laziness sad
You this Boko Haram commander, you have finally escaped ban.
Family › Re: Mother-of-four Battered By Her Husband After He Took Another Wife (Photos) by maestro299: 10:50pm On Aug 10, 2021
Candidlady:
And who will rearrange it
Lol. I dey see una type wella. Just no go follow some kind agbero fight, he'll beat you blue black.
Family › Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by maestro299: 9:38am On Jul 29, 2021
Rozcol:
Not every man is wrapped up with a toxic and poverty stricken mentality like you.For your information I will only work after having all my kids and that's when the last one would be between age 5or6.Deal with it
Lol. You want what you want. And if your partner's fine with it, all well and good.
Politics › Re: Buhari Stories Thread #buharistories by maestro299: 9:54am On Jun 14, 2021
This is a thread dedicated to the most inspiring, upstanding, honest, righteous, incorruptible Nigerian the world has ever seen. Post your personal and historical accounts of the exploits of Muhammadu Buhari. I'll start with the solemn story of how he ended the Nigerian Civil war.

Enjoy:


Buhari: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

Muhammadu Buhari has an Igbo mother and his full name is actually Muhammadu Odimegwu Uwadiegwu Fregene Chukwuma Festus Adekunle Rotimi Wilfred Callistus Douye Buharimma. He spent his formative years in Ugwashi Ukwu in Delta state where he met his Urhobo wife, Comfort David.

He was raised as a God-fearing Anglican Christian and he went through school consistently at the top of his class. Being a heart-achingly humble man, he chose to enter the Nigerian Army as a lowly infantryman despite his education. In time, being the inimicably brilliant fellow that he was, he rose to become a Lieutenant at the age of just 25. But he wasn't done there. Being so irrepressibly brilliant, he was borrowed from the Nigerian Army by the Nigerian Airforce in 1964 and became a wing commander before even completing his basic flight training.

When the civil war broke out, he heroically saved more than 500,000 children on his own using his Flying Fulani Cow turboprop aircraft which he invented and constructed on his own. He flew more than 6,000 daring rescue sorties into Biafran territory while dodging antiaircraft nuclear missiles shocked shocked from Nigerian Army formations on the ground. On one of these missions, his Flying Fulani Cow was shot down over Onitsha shocked cry but he managed to deploy his inbuilt Babanriga parachute cool and he floated down dressed in his regal white Babanriga like an angel coming down to bless the cheering Biafrans embarassed kiss. Upon hitting the ground, Odimegwu Ojukwu immediately surrendered to him and agreed to end all hostile activities as long as he could convince the Nigerian military to do the same. Being a merciful and honourable man at heart, Buharimma walked for 30 days and 30 nights through the Southeastern hinterland bush without food or water until he got to the Nigerian line where the awestruck Nigerian soldiers formed a guard of honour for him and led him to their commanding officer. Within just five minutes, he convinced him to cease all hostilities. And that was how the Nigerian civil war ended. cheesy cheesy

Muhammadu Odimegwu Uwadiegwu Chukwuma Festus Adekunle Rotimi Wilfred Callistus Douye Buharimma. What a man! cry cry cry

**In my next installment, I will bring you the story of how a well respected German historian Gerhart Furmeister credited Muhammadu Festus Buharimma with single handedly ending World War II and killing Adolf Hitler. Subsequently we will hear about how he assisted Jesus Christ in the creation of the earth and how he will end Global Warming.

Please stay tuned to #BuhariStories

#WhatAMan

#ItsAllTrueIPromise

#SaiBuhari

#VoteBuhari
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Business › Worthlessness Of Venezuelan Money by maestro299(op): 2:40pm On Jun 13, 2021
Is Nigeria coming to this? Look at how useless the Venezuelan legal tender has become... https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/comments/nyr9lj/venezuelans_using_worthless_bank_notes_to_make/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Cc: FOD
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Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Shades Seyi Shay Over Fight With Tiwa Savage by maestro299: 10:14pm On Jun 10, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Dis one wey her money na 15k a night too wan talk
15k for wetin? Na honey dey there? huh huh huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday Morning Sex As Couple Before Going To Church. Is It A Sin? by maestro299: 12:32pm On May 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
If not because I saw church I would have thought this is an Islamic thread.

This looks like one of their weird and mumu questions.

People can have sex anywhere, anytime any day if there's privacy for it.

It means nothing. Consensual sex between two adults is nothing. In or outside marriage.


There's absolutely nothing sinful or evil about

sex. It should be explored and enjoyed to the fullest.

Sex means nothing.

It's just sex.

Modified : My Muslim brethren quoting me this is still a mumu question . That it's on a Christian thread doesn't make it a less ' mumuish ' question grin grin grin
Lol. The question made me ask myself if today was Friday wink
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape, Kathryn Mayorga, Accuser Demands £56m In Damages by maestro299: 11:21am On Apr 29, 2021
12rev:
In 2010 she accepted $375,000 (£270,000) as part of an out-of-court non-disclosure settlement.

But three years ago, Mayorga filed a civil lawsuit in Las Vegas saying she had been “mentally incapacitated” when she agreed to it and signed it under duress.


Mentally incapacitated kee you there, where my ayelala chief priest.
Lol. Make she first return the $375 000 intact, before we go start to take am serious grin
Politics › Re: The Sycophants In Buhari’s Government By Aladesohun Sola by maestro299: 8:25pm On Apr 21, 2021
Rubbish write up! The same excuse can be made for Jonathan, but we all remember how Buhari and the APC demonized his government.
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright's Son, OJayy, Gifts Her 2021 Range Rover Velar On Her Birthday by maestro299: 10:36am On Apr 01, 2021
What about daddy's own? cool
God bless our mothers.
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Niger State After Argument Over Pap (Photo) by maestro299: 8:59am On Apr 01, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Why would you? The truth is terrible to your kind. Your opinions are already deluded.

Again, praise the Lord that you were born with a penis so that you can justify and force others to comply with your will and never defy you.

Most of you sit and type rubbish because you happen to be men. You have never been submissive or thoughtful of anyone but yourselves. Defiance is worthy of death because you are a man and women dare not be defiant or you will kill them.

What is a feminist? You probably don't know. You know nothing.
I am not the reason for your anger and bitterness. You need help, but your delusions won't let you get it. Please don't quote me again. I won't reply you.
#notobadenergy
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Niger State After Argument Over Pap (Photo) by maestro299: 7:29am On Apr 01, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Now she's dead, how exactly did his violence help him?

If you're a man, be lucky that you are able to do anything you like and say anything you like without fear of being beaten and killed by a man who desperately needs your submission and servitude.

Enjoy your patriarchy.

You don't know anything.

Maybe when women begin killing men as often as men kill women, you can ask that judgemental question again and get the answer you want.
Patriarchy?
So you're a feminist?
I don't argue with people with deluded ideologies.
Sorry.
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Niger State After Argument Over Pap (Photo) by maestro299: 10:18pm On Mar 31, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Repeat what you typed aloud.


So the job of saying sorry falls only to women? Some of the justifications for the evil that men commit against women should be criminalized on this forum.

You've lost your humanity on the table of masculinity. You've mistaken feminism for standing up to a bully. What is feminism? What do you call what the man did?

At the the of the day, your sorry was not said and the man will still die like a chicken in prison as part of his service to manhood.
And now she's dead. So how exactly did her defiance help her?
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Niger State After Argument Over Pap (Photo) by maestro299: 10:10pm On Mar 31, 2021
koning:
It could be 'Feminism'. This incident could actually prove that"old actor" right. The Pap was just a trigger. The beating which resulted in this young woman's death could be as a result of her response when the husband complained about the bad pap. I think 'Feminism' pushed her to start running her mouth.

If her response was "Sorry, my dear, let me go and make another one for you" she would be alive now. Even a 20 year old husband would not start bashing a wife who quietly apologises for her mistake. I am sure the beating started when she started running her mouth because "she don open eye".
Sensible comment. This it one perspective that our feminists will never see it from
Family › Re: Why Do Some Women Get Pregnant After Family Planning? by maestro299: 7:09pm On Mar 30, 2021
Klass99:
A friend of mine has 3 boys, the first two boys are 22 and 20. The last boy is 10 years old cheesy

He thought he was done having kids and was very happy with his family/two boys............until madam decided on her own to go off the family planning method she was on, without informing him.

Some women deliberately do stuff like this, it's not like the family planning method failed.
Lol. She might have been trying her luck, hoping to get a daughter.

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