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RomanceRe: Never Been Approached By A Guy by Mafking(m): 9:22pm On Dec 15, 2015
adasexie:
it's normal guys are scared of pretty girls.....if I told you when I had my first official b.f you won't believe..tell her not to get all worked up....they'll eventually come around ...Desperation would only earn her a heartbreak.
u wan use style tell us say u too fine abi...
RomanceRe: Guys You Remember?? Throw Your Pen Under The Desk...just To See Her Panties by Mafking(op): 2:00pm On Dec 08, 2015
missKiffy:
Bad guys smiley
hehehehe....na innocent curiosity.o
RomanceRe: What Would Be Your Reply To This Question... by Mafking(op): 12:05pm On Dec 08, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
More like "who's the next victim?" grin cheesy grin
hmmm....u nailed it
RomanceRe: Guys You Remember?? Throw Your Pen Under The Desk...just To See Her Panties by Mafking(op): 12:03pm On Dec 08, 2015
Maxi112:
I stop doing it when Michael cought me red handed, I was carried away cause her pant has a hole and it was over size pant... ooooooMG
lol...never really got caught... buh they always suspect(when that happens I do change the atmosphere:dunno how to explain that)...don't know why I stopped it though... guess I just grew over it
RomanceRe: Guys You Remember?? Throw Your Pen Under The Desk...just To See Her Panties by Mafking(op): 11:47am On Dec 08, 2015
donholy28:
Didn't do this...what's there to achieve by looking at panties?
nothing..we were young then...tot we were having fun..and the kinda friends I rolled with...buh u can't forget those kinda memories...ask dem niggers wey know what am talking abt
RomanceRe: Guys You Remember?? Throw Your Pen Under The Desk...just To See Her Panties by Mafking(op): 11:24am On Dec 08, 2015
Highcuerayte:
We used Mirror then
hmmm technology.. ours was manual...just have to use yr brain so u don't get caught
RomanceGuys You Remember?? Throw Your Pen Under The Desk...just To See Her Panties by Mafking(op): 11:20am On Dec 08, 2015
my niggers taught me when I was in jss1...we wud deliberately throw our pen under the desk and when picking it up you wud look between the legs of your target...that was when I learnt girls really like white panties...if you ever did this,share yr experience... did you ever get caught?
RomanceRe: Girl Slaps Guy When He Proposed To Her. by Mafking(m): 10:42am On Dec 08, 2015
klebson:
Hi Nairalanders, just wanna throw a question to the house..
What will be your reaction if after proposing to your girlfriend, instead of getting the usual YES or NO, rather she lands a HOT slap on your cheek? It happened to my cousin..
sha tell your brother make in no chop free slap...the slap should be like a motivator... he should never stop choping slaps until he hits(eats) the cookie mahn
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 9:33am On Dec 08, 2015
iceberylin:
I hardly listen to music without rap content but I couldn't ignore Timberlake's Mirror or Rude's magic grin
me too.o until I met the weekend's album..listened to it for weeks, nigger almost made me forget about rap...buh am now back on track....this one wey u like raps music...are you a rapper too?
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 10:33pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Yeah that's it...

My favorite part is where he said. "if you kill a niqqa help his mama dig his ditch"
And
"am from a hood where niqqax gat to keep their gun cocked and kids wear Dre beat to stop the sound of gunshot but at least they got the Dre beat but kids in Africa ain't even got shoes on they feet" cry
hmmm that's deep... will carefully listen to it later...I love deep music which is why I will never get tired of lil Wayne and Bruno mirror.... Timberlake's mirror too dope
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 10:27pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Better days??
yap the game...he mentioned mike Tyson losing his daughter who was three that she never had the opportunity to continue the family tree.. something along that line....
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 10:24pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Better days??
yea...the game...he mentioned mike Tyson losing his daughter which is three that she doest have the chance to complete the family tree....something along that line....abi am I listening to the wrong better days? buh I know the game's voice na
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 10:17pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Who doesn't like drake undecided
Even my headphone can testify how many times I listen to drake ...

Remember SFB or Headlines ..
I don't joke with those...
Now Hotling Blinq..ewo the song just too go well....

But the Game is my guy.. Guy try download BETTER DAYS" u'll understand
listening to it ryt now...the music is dope bro..love the chorus and the tender emotional raps.....
RomanceRe: Ladies, When You Dress To Look Sexy.. How True Is This? (Pic) by Mafking(m): 9:55pm On Dec 07, 2015
sinaj:
Bad sexy girl ain't no girl nd da good gurls ain't no fun sad



Be your self ladies coz niggas r insatiable undecided
do you listen to wale...just asking, that's one of his lines
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 9:45pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Seems like u like These Emotional hiphops..
Like Big Sean's "one man can change the world or Alright *Kendrick *
Sometimes u just have to enjoy these Artists brag..
Ok...check out Big Sean dark sky (sky scrapers ) or waynes Crazy..
"trying to leave a dead corpse" Wayne is just too Good..
OK...will try these songs... I love big Sean and Wayne like mad...I love drakes hotline bling a lot too....I sense u don't really like drake.. ama ryt?
RomanceRe: What Do You Wish Your 'ex'. by Mafking(m): 9:35pm On Dec 07, 2015
onstelly:
So sad u didn't get the joke...... Sorry ain't my fault
am soon sorry dear...it will never happen again,I promise
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 9:32pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Unbelievable...
You don't like trap queen shocked

Ok try Gold Slug
trap queen is too oneway...like a monotone...I love complexity in songs and simplicity that is dynamic u know...buh av not really listened to it...cus all my goons love it and most f the time we always vote 4 the same songs
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 8:37pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Wale good but i don't feel him like other niggas...

Fettywap is good too
haha fettywap..the first time I watched his video I was like see this one eyed nigger smoking weed...you no like yourself.o abi u wan comot the second eye join...nigger quickly get fans..t was like magic...don't really like him though..
RomanceRe: What Do You Wish Your 'ex'. by Mafking(m): 8:09pm On Dec 07, 2015
onstelly:
I wish him.......
Don't have an ex, once is over it never happened
dey form diamond heart...and na your type dey cry for days or maybe na d guys no drill it deep till it starts splashing water(mean ur eyes.o)
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 7:49pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Lol...meek is a great guy ..talking about pride .,I think drake got more.
Wayne is a killer/murderer.got Goosebumps when I listened to locked away Remix never knew someone could be that Good,it wasn't just about the lyrics but the voice...

Kendrick is just too Good..as Good as NAS(can't get tired of listening to his duo album with Damian Marley)..Listened to bad blood n classic man I noticed the huge difference in the remix.. Got me wondering.'what is a Song without Lamar"
Ace ft Sarkodie recently..get the jam.its Epic.

Jcole n Kendrick are working on a duo Album... Legends
guy you dey listen to foreign gan....I just listen to their music I don't keep track abt dem...what do u think about wale
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 4:33pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
That makes u a real G
I listen to meek mill too....buh the guy too dey proud...buh niggers like Wayne, drake, Kendrick I take their words close to my heart... used to love ace hood too,don't know what happens just grew cold about him alla sudden
RomanceRe: Perks Of Dating A Yoruba Boy by Mafking(m): 4:30pm On Dec 07, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
am not as dumb like youcheesycheesy
lol naughty girl
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 3:57pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
The Adolescence jam almost made me cry... I really could relate to the jam...
I have the whole album.... forest hills drive
RomanceRe: Perks Of Dating A Yoruba Boy by Mafking(m): 3:45pm On Dec 07, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
i dnt knw.

Care to tell me?
I will send my address to your email...buh remember to bring a 60 leaves exercise book...
RomanceRe: Virginity Myths... by Mafking(m): 3:39pm On Dec 07, 2015
dem niggers don bore-ur-hole you con dey look for means of justification?? boreholed biatch
RomanceRe: Perks Of Dating A Yoruba Boy by Mafking(m): 3:20pm On Dec 07, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
chaiiicheesy
this ur album go sell ooo
haba...this one na track na...do you know the meaning of album sha..??
RomanceRe: Hot- Download Best Cure To Boredom by Mafking(m): 3:06pm On Dec 07, 2015
iceberylin:
Magic's rude is just too dope...
Add Adam Levine n R.city ft lilwayne locked away remix...
That's the dopest thing I have heard in years..
Also j.coles Wet Dream.
omo that jcole dey make good music...# wet dreams team
RomanceRe: What Would Be Your Reply To This Question... by Mafking(op): 12:40pm On Dec 07, 2015
NinaNigeria:
Normally when ppl ask such a question, they don't really mean it. maybe it was really a joke. As long as u know that u r a good guy, u don't have to care what anyone else says about u, coz every one is entitled to their own opinion
ooh dear I love the way your tots are so innocent... what he meant actually was that who is the naive girl that's about to get used and dumb...buh I think I really like this girl buh he wud never see nor believe that... me and the guy got lost together in the world of Pvssy..while am trying to save mysef...he wanna die there..that's the whole ish
RomanceRe: What Would Be Your Reply To This Question... by Mafking(op): 12:29pm On Dec 07, 2015
NinaNigeria:
did your roomie ask u dat?
yap..it was meant to be a joke..infact it was a joke....buh deep down the joke really touched me in places
RomanceRe: Bleeping A Girl I Don't Love,how Do I Break Up With Her? by Mafking(m): 12:07pm On Dec 07, 2015
profojah:
Look for Charcoal and grind it to a granular form.. Pour the charcoal inside a small can or nylon. Then invite the girl for sex as normal.. When she's naked, rub the charcoal to your dick, and say "owo de (Money don come). She will ask you "what's going on". Just tell her "its for ritual". The more you fucck her, The more your money booms. I swear, she will never call you again, Na she go break up with you,.

I await your appreciation..
..
lol...this guy is sick
RomanceRe: What Would Be Your Reply To This Question... by Mafking(op): 11:57am On Dec 07, 2015
[quote author=Fabrolistic post=40769742]End time roomies![/quoted enh enh...I tot as much...looking for a new roomie if you won't mind
RomanceRe: What Would Be Your Reply To This Question... by Mafking(op): 11:52am On Dec 07, 2015
Danfuster:
I am not most guys, doesn't mean I'm not attracted to the opposite sex, mind you.. My previous comment was for laugh, probably your friend thinks another chicken waiting to be slaughtered
...ahh we can now laugh together... buh the guy is even more unfortunate than me in that aspect... if u know what ah mean

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