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sinaj:
Who said Condom isn't good



Smh for dat sper. dat won d race

ouch...it pains...and I was beginning to crush u.o

thanks bro and sis.. this is obviously the most interesting section to be buh fortunately i just gave my life to Jesus Christ yesterday and it was a wonderful experience(in tears).... for this reason am living this section and packing to sexuality for a while(for it seems that's where my ministry lies....gon miss y'all endtime ppu....stupidity,decker,iceberlin,stfyouaregood,abeg come help me pack my threads na...I can't do this alone mehn

naughtynaughty:
If only condoms were free those yrs, d world might hv had less I'd!ots now

haha...that's too harsh...if you know the deep interpretation of wat u just sed(wrote)...

hmmm be like say prettythicksme yansh and misspicy2 2 glorious oranges don dey bring my end time inspiration uncladly.o....episode 2 coming soon featuring new artists like
cum4wot, Estharfabian and more end time artists

obiorathesubtle:
This is what happens when milk expires inside one's skull... The stench of the decay affects the reasoning.. Shutting down a fraction of the brain, making the delinquent slowpoke turn to belligerent ways...


Pay attention people, stay away from expired lactose containing liquids.

4 ur mind now,u don make sense...

naughtynaughty:
;Dtoo much weed..dts d only thing dt can gve dis typa inspiration

no.o nah yr too much yansh dash me thz inspiration.o inspirational yansh

Babacele:
u c , attention from admirers, lols . hope goggle play allows me today o.

u dey my script too?? be lyk say na you dey dig ma crush(that's yr character)...waheva u won't like what will later happen to you in my script unless of course if kashy beg on yr behalf

nickkylawve:
May the good Lord I serve have mercy upon your soul and bless you with senses .. somebody should say amen to this biko op needs deliverance

and you were in my script b4 with good destiny buh ryt now your destiny has been changed to a useless one..................... in my script

closes door) ehn ehn i know she can't be here..how wud she be in oboontami's room(thread)...buh funny shit happens when yo looking for something, like raising a bucket up when looking for a misplaced laptop or opening up yr fridge when looking for a stolen bike....
abi is she with stupidity ni the guy looking for the dogs that launched doggy style...kashy loves bad guys..its just a knowing.....
mafking: stupidity how far na
stupidity: guy i still dey look 4 the launcher of doggy style. o
Mafking: fool launcher or launchers?? shey na only one person or dog wan launch doggy style??
stupidity: you be mumu...do i even know you like that?? wetin you dey do 4 my thread(room)? oya come dey go
Mafking:mitcheew i don dey go already na kashybaby i stylishly look come here.o...by the way shey you don later enter that bae naugtynaugty abi wetin be her name...the bae with big yansh wey always wear torn jeans lyk thz...
stupidity:omo na Xmas day she dey come over...can't wait to use my doggy skills on her.o...she no go forget my surname
(STFUaregood enters thread (room))
stupidity: u no sabi knock again abi?? na since some biitch nominate you 4 most handsomely ugly dude you don dey do gragra
mafking: guys am going already i must see kashy tonight ni.o its bin long I heard abt her...hope everything is alright with my crush
STFUaregood:guy sha dey waste the little time that remain 4 2015...kashybaby wey don get 3 husbands and 20 concubines already...
stupidity: enh enh STF...what abt that jollyjoy number u promised to give na??
(Mafking storms out saying 2 old awarded mumu on his way out..he meets preetythicksome)


i myt continue the shit 2mao...buh seriously where the hell has kashy bin.o
KMBF(kashy must be found)

pet4ril:
don't let the owner catch you oooo because he's Nairalander(I'm taken)

hmmm you know I believe that just cus a goal post has a goalkeeper doesn't mean you can't score??

pet4ril:
waooooo

hmm..so which day do you want me to win your heart... just choose the day and leave the rest to daddy..OK?...btw now and 31st ni.o

adonbilivit:
fucking two different girls without Condom. its been six months, I am lucky I was not infected as I have gone STD tests two times. learn from this, u may not be lucky like me

guy that one na achievement na...i bleeped two girls without condoms and i emerged as the winner with no stain...

pet4ril:
Ask about my achievement please..... I have many goodies to yarn

she don come be that... we have achievements too....and my last gonna be winning your heart...ur sooo cute..

guy no carry that girl/relationship enter thiz coming newyear.o....she's obviously digging you



besides op said girlfriend not even fiancée?? how will u be spending thz much on a mere gf...and that girls love money and all that doesn't mean they don't know a maga when they see one...she may love you b4.o buh ryt now? you gon run like you don see 2015 touchline and its only one person 2016 needs b4 the gate is shut...ruuun

grad2012:
Oga goon c shape.

hmmm *blinks thrice* what's the diff BTW her's and yours...

just two...one on the left and one on the right but there's an hidden deep room in between the towers

prettigurl16:
My country people, my friend just came crying to me.
She works in a bank and has been overlooked a couple of times during promotion exercises. She is dating the new regional manager and was so sure that her name will be on the list this time. The final batch is out but her name is not there. How do I console her?

she should fvck(work) harder...remember those times when we wud fail jamb...they always tell us something similar..

mimicious:
No

toor...nkanbee

mimicious:
Because the bad guys have the tactics to make the good girls like them

am sorry.o u look familiar.. do u school in oau?

merizy:
lwkm

ha baby I just checked ur dp and for a moment I tot we are in raining season ni

rejoicebae:
15,,jex lasted for 2weeks,,why did i even date him @ first sef

i dunno.o

Pheals:
Don't know how to shout or get mad!! If am angry every one things am joking because my voice is too tiny......I need a drug on this pls

you got me laughing hard...reminds me of a friend... till now I haven't still heard a voice as tiny as hers