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Health › Re: Spots On My Penis, Wondering If Anyone Can Help Me by Majesty33(m): 3:19pm On Mar 16, 2023
Snap your penis and post it here for us to see what the spots looks like now. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hichilema: We Do Not Support Gay/lesbian Rights, Zambia Is A Christian Nation by Majesty33(m): 8:24am On Mar 15, 2023
Bloody gays and lesbians goofing about and causing confusion here and there.
Food › Re: See The #4'550 Meal I Bought At Chicken Republic This Morning. by Majesty33(m): 2:16pm On Mar 14, 2023
Well, u are rich i guess, i would prepare a very delicious fried rice and chicken with 4.500.
Politics › Re: Court Sentences Idris Yahaya, Yobe Auditor-General To 5 Years In Jail For Fraud by Majesty33(m): 8:35am On Mar 14, 2023
So happy that more Northern Nigerian law makers are being prosecuted cos in the past, they always play saint as though they are not terribly corrupt.
Politics › Re: Police Declare Bauchi Lawmaker, Yakubu Abdullahi Shehu Wanted (Photo) by Majesty33(m): 8:35am On Mar 14, 2023
So happy that more Northern Nigerian law makers are being prosecuted cos in the past, they always play saint as though they are not terribly corrupt.
Politics › Re: Thugs Burn Ballot Papers At Ijaye - Mafoluku, Oshodi, Lagos by Majesty33(m): 6:36pm On Feb 25, 2023
I just wonder how he is so keen on disrupting election in his own stronghold Lagos. If he is so sure of winning Lagos, let him sit back and watch and then he will be on his way to defeat.
Politics › Re: Thugs Burn Ballot Papers At Ijaye - Mafoluku, Oshodi, Lagos by Majesty33(m): 6:35pm On Feb 25, 2023
Cj4charles:
Tinubu Urchins are burning the whole of Lagos just because Peter Obi is putting Lagos vote in his bag grin grin grin
How many votes will they burn? Even his governorship election is worn with massive rigging and a very slim margin.
Politics › Re: If You No Wan Vote For APC Go Your House - Thug Threatens Voters In Lagos (vide by Majesty33(m): 1:25pm On Feb 25, 2023
It's a lie, I will vote my favourite candidate and nothing will happen.
Health › Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Majesty33(m): 10:54am On Feb 23, 2023
Chocoleen:
Morning Doctors and Fellow NLders.

Let me cut the story short!

I am 32 and For like 3months now I have been having this penile thick Discharge whenever I pass stool.

This only happens when I pass stool, I have visited several Hospitals FMC (GOMBE) SPECIALIST (GOMBE) then moved to abuja GENERAL (KUBWA) and private (KELINA & PRIMUS) . did urine/stool test yet they would say they spot Nothing. At both FMC,SPECIALIST,GENERAL
only to prescribe Antibiotics and other medications UTI/STD which I take and the symptoms stopped after some days it would comeback.
I have spent more than I can account on this treatment yet it just won't go away. Our doctors here in Nigeria can’t explain the cause because some would say It's UTI others STD.

Note: even tho i am not Sexual active, I have never had sex with anyone before. in fact I am still a Virgin! Yes at 32.

The last hospital I went Was KELINA(A Turkish owned hospital,those in Abuja Gwarimpa would know it) I spent a huge amount over 130+ yet still after like 2 weeks this same issue is back.
Left Kelina to PRIMUS and did full CT and also kidney/kidney stones Scan at PRIMUS( Indian owned hospital in Karu Abuja) my kidneys are okay nothing found, spent over 200+ for the scan and some drugs.


I just had to bring this issue here!!!

Other symptoms are
At times finding it hard to urinate quick
Split urine
And lower back pain


Please find images below
(Image 1) the last medication I was on, got so angry that I threw away the other packs because I was so pissed When I caught the Doctor using Google as I explain my issue to him.
I Was able to find this one tho

(Image 2) last stool test result i did, can't find those of the urine

(Image 3) Discharge


Please someone should help me, before I end up with ED or impotent in future.
Its nothing and have no effect as i have seen someone with similar experience of your age and also a virgin that have had that same issue but with time, it will go by itself.
Politics › Re: Naira Scarcity: Gridlock Eases Off On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway After Protests by Majesty33(m): 4:47pm On Feb 17, 2023
Majesty33:
chaiii nawaooh
Praise master Jesus. i am third to comment on this forum since ages past.
Politics › Re: Naira Scarcity: Gridlock Eases Off On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway After Protests by Majesty33(m): 4:46pm On Feb 17, 2023
chaiii nawaooh
Politics › Re: Pictures From Obidients Door-To-Door Campaign In Niger State by Majesty33(m): 9:57pm On Feb 13, 2023
peepydelano:
Obi will win the whole northern states otongue
If Obi win the whole northern states, him don win election be that now. U funny, Obi go win election for another country.
Politics › Re: Wedding Invitation With LP' Peter Obi And Datti In Edo State by Majesty33(m): 2:53pm On Feb 05, 2023
grin
Crime › Re: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by Majesty33(m): 5:37pm On Feb 03, 2023
Therock5555:
What do you mean by building a personal relationship with reasonable folks.

Who dey help me pay my bills? I go out, hustle legitly, come back, mind my business.

Rent time reach, I pay first, Nepa bills come, I pay first. Wetin come remain? All my chicks na out of area girls to avoid see finish.


Abi na to go siddon dey gossip about people nai go make them like me? I don't intrude in people's business, so I think I'm good.

It's okay to be hated, no be today that one start...
Bro, i am talking from experience. My younger bro, behaves just like you and the day a neighbour ran into our apartment while he was sleeping because he was running form police officers that NEPA brought to arrast him, my bro came out innocently and the arrested both of them, no one in the street could even come out and speak for him let alone the neighbours. He spent two weeks in jail and i have to leave Ibadan down to lagos inorder to process how he will be released. Oga, u are not an island ok.
Business › Re: ICPC Arrests Woman Selling New Naira Notes (Photo) by Majesty33(m): 10:40am On Feb 02, 2023
Davigor:
Federal government should as a matter of urgency ban point of sale a.k.a p.o.s operators Nation wide this will curb the howarding of the new naira note
Let the people deposit money to the bank and also withdraw from the Atm
The banks are sale to their POS representative
While atm are not dispensing money.
So so true, they sell the naira to POS operators.
Business › Re: ICPC Arrests Woman Selling New Naira Notes (Photo) by Majesty33(m): 8:22am On Feb 02, 2023
U can imagine where we have reduced ourselves to? We selling our own currency, our symbol and identity for monetary gains.
Celebrities › Re: Sydney Talker Acquires New Jeep (Photos, Video) by Majesty33(m): 2:15pm On Feb 01, 2023
To be candid, i dont even know Sydney Talker
Crime › Re: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by Majesty33(m): 1:09pm On Feb 01, 2023
Well, i think someone in the neighbourhood snitched on u and again u should learn to relate with people in your environment, build a personal relationship with some reasonable folks and live a good life. Now my reasons for this piece of advice. what if u have no family? what if u have and they are not even buouyant? what if u dont even have a dime to sort your bail regardless, that means you will be transferred to maximum prison and spend your most of your life in there.
Crime › Re: Robbers Raped My 65-Year-Old Mother In Kaduna - Twitter User Cries Out (Photos) by Majesty33(m): 2:04pm On Jan 30, 2023
May their manhood start malfunctioning for making an innocent 65 years old woman moan in pain.
Agriculture › Re: Amazing Output From My Yam-in-sack Farming (pictures) by Majesty33(m): 11:48am On Jan 27, 2023
Well. the only problem here is getting the soil for planting but this sack farming is very good and it aids easy harvest especially for root crops like yam.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Majesty33(m): 4:07pm On Jan 18, 2023
Go go United, win this tie which is an outstanding match and top Newcastle.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why I Got Rejected At A Customer Care Interview by Majesty33(m): 4:05pm On Jan 18, 2023
grin
uba1991:
you are are a minor stammerer, infact I encountered one stammarer that cannot complete a word without shading tears. You need to see a konk stammarer, in fact you will pity him anytime he wants to speak.
grin The part where u said he cant complete a word without cry kept me rolling on the floor. What!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why I Got Rejected At A Customer Care Interview by Majesty33(m): 3:04pm On Jan 18, 2023
uba1991:
he is a stammarer
At least, he should control it and talk gently. i stammer too but that,s when i am very angry or in a hurry to make a point in a heated arguement. i was once a teacher and i taught for five whole years.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why I Got Rejected At A Customer Care Interview by Majesty33(m): 1:39pm On Jan 18, 2023
@ op, must you stammer? I dont know whats wrong with people these days. you were invited for an interview, then u decided to stammer. were u afraid or what came over u?
Celebrities › Re: Brymo's Anti-Igbo Tweet Caused By Drugs, Ex-Management Says - David Hundeyin by Majesty33(m): 10:12pm On Jan 12, 2023
Imagine ooooh, see wetin drug dey do pesin papa. Chaiiiii
Education › Re: U.S. Professor Fired For Showing Paintings Of Prophet Muhammad To Students by Majesty33(m): 11:07am On Jan 10, 2023
She is lucky it happened in America, had it been it was in my dear Northern Nigeria, she would have been dead by now.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Nation Protesters Converged At 3 In The Morning, Members Killed by Majesty33(m): 9:01am On Jan 10, 2023
Oduduwa, Oranmiyan AND EWEDU URCHINS ON THE BEAT
Politics › Re: ‘Dear Easterners, I’m Not Sorry’, Brymo Stands By Igbo Presidency Comment by Majesty33(m): 8:02pm On Jan 07, 2023
Drealtitan1:
and what can you say about peter of psquare that has been abusing Tinubu and the Yorubas?Have you cautioned him?It's tit for tat,no tribe has the monopoly of madness
Psquare pointed out the Bleep up in allowing an old man who is not so fit to become president to be president and had it been Sowore came out in place of Tinubu in a popular party, Psquare won't even attack him but trust me, you Yorubas always find a way of channeling every issue to tribe.
Politics › Re: ‘Dear Easterners, I’m Not Sorry’, Brymo Stands By Igbo Presidency Comment by Majesty33(m): 9:41am On Jan 07, 2023
APCnaPDP:
Not at all. I have worked with some and I can tell you for free that you have to watch your back all the time. I can bet you that if Tinubu was from another tribe, the kind of smear campaign about him would have been triple what we are seeing at the moment. He is Yoruba, so we have to overlook his life story and other things.
My brother, where I work currently, I had to beg some boss in other departments to welcome me in because my current boss who finished from Alhamadu Bello university, is a bloody tribalist . All he does is to listen to gossips about me from my colleague and he will start oppressing me with that and when I find something wrong about thr way they work their and try to call his attention to that, he pretends as if he is neutral and ask me to seek solutions from another tribalist my supervisor. I have to beg a boss from the south in another department to take me cos this man have given me series of sanctioning and he has deducted my salary severally. You need to see the day I was to resume to the other departments, this man stood up and my colleague in the other departments stood and started saying ' Oga don't let me go like that" u are higher than his current boss, don't let him go. Hmmm it was by the grace of God and eversince I change department, I have found peace from snitching and constant sanction and now the evidence showed that all those sanction, are just mere witch hunting.
Politics › Re: ‘Dear Easterners, I’m Not Sorry’, Brymo Stands By Igbo Presidency Comment by Majesty33(m): 9:31am On Jan 07, 2023
VTJN:
yet Your entire ancestors and kindred cannot live nor survive without running to the West? Lol

Keep disgracing your ancestors in public forum
Many yorubas are living comfortable and peaceful in Portharcourt and as we speak, I have one of them in my father's house in Portharcourt, I speak Yoruba to them and they respond. I collect rent from them yearly and they enjoy other facilities in the house with other tenant and I don't maltreat them because they are Yorubas. I am wise and educated.
Politics › Re: ‘Dear Easterners, I’m Not Sorry’, Brymo Stands By Igbo Presidency Comment by Majesty33(m): 9:28am On Jan 07, 2023
APCnaPDP:
Mate, I know Yorubas and I can tell you that they are the most tribalistic tribe in Nigeria. I don’t hate them, I just call out their hypocrisy. These people killed my uncle years ago because he wasn’t Yoruba via OPC. A lot of them are terrible, education doesn’t change their poor primitive mindset. It is only good when it favours them.
My brother , I can bet you they are like that. Back in secondary school days, it wasn't easy for me, while returning from school, they will give me space and gossip about me at the back and I understand all they always say, that was in Lagos and now that I have to shuffle Ibadan and Lagos due to my job, hmmm, it's terrible here. They can connive and kill you just because u are not their tribe and things work well for u in their land. Education doesn't change that mindset.

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