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The Family wants it Solemn, but you and your friends wants a lirru bit of Display.

shortgun:
Tragically we lost a close friend to the cold hands of death who passed away in a ghastly motor accident.

He was in his late thirties to early forties,unmarried, no child, and a Christian from the North west.

In solidarity, we his friends, proposed to hold a formal wake keep for him at his Abuja residence and promptly began the preparation process. This included securing the services of a DJ and arranging refreshments for the gathering.

Certain members of his family objected to the idea of the wake keep, contending that it was inappropriate for us to engage in partying and funfair following the untimely passing of their loved one. They insisted we limit the gathering to just a public address system and a choir to sing, nothing more.

Some of our friends are threatening to hands-off and withdraw their involvement from everything about the funeral including not attending the burial and allow the family members do whatever that pleases them.
Others are of the opinion that we should ignore the family members and go ahead with our plans since we are going to be paying respect to our late friend and not members of his family.

What do you guys think?

the likes of Busta Rhymes.

Great100000:
Arsenal 1

Vs

Bayern Munich 3

How Bayern wan take score. E be like you no sabi say to score Arsenal na task on its own, let alone to beat them.

Have you done DNA Test on "your Son"?

Spring2025:
People of God I just need your help on this issue. I can't bear it anymore. I'm a 35-year-old man with a bachelor's degree and plan to pursue my Masters degree in the US. I'm married with a kid and my wife is 25 and our son is 1. This year makes it two years after getting married to my wife.
I started with my wife peacefully until the day I expressed my interest in pursuing graduate program in the US, my wife accepted the idea readily and I was happy. However, just a day after I made my plans known to her she started disturbing me to apply to the US and jet out. It wasn't time because I plan to apply for Spring but she's all over me all the time. Next, was her attitude of not cooking again. She complain of stress even when I employed two sales assistant to help her in the Super Market where I opened a shop for her. So literally, my wife goes to shop and watch over our employees then come back home. I didn't mind. My wife stopped cooking, washing my clothes or even the kid's. I do the cooking and wash out baby's dresses. She yell at me for any mistake or misunderstanding.
But what pained me most that made started investigation on her was coming back home very late even hours after she must have closed from shop. My wife answers calls at odd hours and wouldn't want me to hear. I once came back home one Sunday unannounced and she left her phone charging in sitting room, a call came in and the me she saved it with was 'my joygiver' so I let her knew she had a call and pretended as if I saw nothing just to observe her, she declined to pick but went away with the phone.
The next day I went to the shop leaving my office early and discovered she wasn't in the shop so I asked the two sales assistants but they said madam always leave early. By this time the feelings in my instincts were becoming evident.
I decided to call her right there and pretended I was in the office and she told me she was in the shop. I confronted her then she laughed and said she came to visit a friend.
Few weeks ago, I decided to investigate her phone but I was skeptical of her password because she might have changed the one I know but luckily for me, she didn't. Men, to my greatest surprise I saw my wife cooking in another guy's kitchen while she dropped my kid who was crying without giving him attention. They kissed and romanced and did all they could, I was patient enough to bear it. I read her chats and discovered that she was telling the guy that I plan to go to the US so when I leave he will migrate to my house to have her in full. This is where I almost committed suicide.
I just need your advice, should I divorce her or let her be until my son is grown? I'm feeling the pain of this woman remaining in my house but on a second thought, my son. If I divorce her she may run away with my son because the kid is not old enough to leave with me only. My brothers please help advise me.

That pikin no resemble any of the parents.

The pikin still no collect the complexion of any of the parents.

One day we go sabi wetin dey sup.

If anybody come arrest me for "defamation" then you go prove your own defamation allegations by doing the DNA test.

Na for here dem dey get their IGR o. No wonder once these urchins reach Lagos, dem no go gree go back.

DEM BE LIKE IJAW.

Next time Air Peace should serve Abacha and isi Ewu.

The Ebinpawas will be pissed.

If you check na Ogufe people do am.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

How does it goes now son


One thing you all don't understand is that football us a funny game


The bookies don't want you do funny thing

You don't think they also know your "strategies" for beating them?

Gaybriel Mangahless

Slytiger:
Yes on his mother side, his father's side were slave owners....

Same Asari here and a picture taken by an explorer in the early 20th century.

The historical picture shows an ijo (Ijaw) man wearing the typical Ijaw dressing with his own kids fully clothed, and some nude Ig*o slaves. Some of the slaves only have ichafu (Ibo head tie usually made of chiffon - origin of word "ichafu" ) on their heads.
Uncensored version of picture is being shared around on twitter.

The girl on the extreme right, that stuff she wore on her legs was exclusively Igbo women ornament. That alone rules out that picture as pertaining to ijaw in any way.

swagana:
No comment.
Asari is now Edi Ututu no Edi Abali.

Edi Ula. (That word we call a sleeping corpse).

I don't want anybody saying shim's an Igbo babe o.

It will still end in tears.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

To all my fellow Stakers

One thing you don't understand about the book makers or rather bookies is that they want us to always play the easy game with small odd and so doing we continue to add more games to boost the odd there by increasing the chances of us losing

Now sometimes we should let the bookies know we are aware of thier game

In a game like arsenal vs Luton and mancity vs Aston villa
Everyone will go for mancity to win and arsenal to win

But who is bold enough to stake funny because football is actually a funny game atimes.

Now lets play Aston villa to score mancity 0.5
It means Aston villa will score one goal
What about we are bold enough to also say Brentford vs Brighton is straight draw...this are big big odd the bookies don't want you to stake

In all you do Stakers ensure you involve psychology, intelligence, logic minus emotions when betting

If you checked, the real amount being owed (i.e the amount the bank lent to Starcomms) is less than 5 Billion and the rest of the 35 Billion is "Interest".

And that is even after Starcomms might have paid more that the 5 Billions "Servicing" the loan.

If it is me, i am not paying anything again.

I wonder why a party to the dispute (Army) should be the investigator.

Nigeria your country.

Shey girls scarce for Kenya or something, cos this girl wowor die.

How person preeek go even rise when she comot cloth?

How she even see another guy wey gree for am?

Na wah o.

Since when do you need a court order to conduct a DNA test?

This is just another white elephant project. But at least we don't have to keep seeing Okitipupa and Idanre while going home.

All these just so that they will not open up the ports in the South Eastern part of this country?

How many Calabar people are doing import and export business?

Once Biafra comes, this one na tourist attraction.

The most prosperous tribe in Nigeria whom the Igbos envy.

Ndi Scissors Kick

I have seen an uncircumcised preeeek, That thing looks like fish roll that the did not mold properly.

How do those guys bring it out to show women?

Is this then what they want Igbo boys to look like?

Islam is at cross purposes with Igbo tradition. They are like Oil and Water.

Where is that Bantudra guy?
Hope he is not one of the victims?

If this had happened in the East, Urhobo people would be among the people shouting "IPOB".

Una don see as Nigeria take be now abi?

Good Morning and RIP to the dead.

Andy Best Amanechi or something.

brethren, lets have a moment of silence for kayode's anus.

1. fEAR yORUBA dEMON.

2. sECONDLY, TRY DEY SABI FORK, iF THE dEMON BEEN DEY FORK THE FEAR OF gOD INTO HER, SHE FOR DEY GET RESPECT.

3. hAVE YOUR OWN MONEY.

You wan remove Minus 1 (Iwobi) come put Minus 2 (Zaidu)

All these "Omo Odo fulani" Yoruba virtue signalling abobakus.

Na NFA work this bone head dey find.

If Nigeria beat South Africa, shey this Nwabali no go look for another country so?