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Politics / Re: Olusegun Agagu Slumps And Dies At 65 by MANOSUB(m): 7:14am On Sep 14, 2013
Rest in Peace
Religion / Re: Ten Lies The Church Tells Women by MANOSUB(m): 4:26pm On Sep 09, 2013
Feminism

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Education / Re: Patrick obahiagbon On His Controversial Way Of Speaking by MANOSUB(m): 8:50am On Sep 09, 2013
Albert0011: Wtf..wats d meanin of pepper souping egusi souping.
it means enjoying urself without creating time to build up ur mental capability
Education / Re: 20-yr-old Osarieme Omonuwa Bags First-Class In Reading University by MANOSUB(m): 8:59pm On Sep 03, 2013
A good news to be told. Nice one there
Phones / Re: Microsoft To Buy Nokia Phone Unit by MANOSUB(m): 8:34pm On Sep 03, 2013
To me, this is a good idea as there could be another version of OS instead of the now popular Android. My only fear is in the price, alot of us like to have smartphones of cheaper prices. Thank God anyway for the competition in the market
Politics / Re: Another Stowaway Boy Arrested In Benin Airport by MANOSUB(m): 1:08pm On Sep 03, 2013
I cant believe this. Does he think the other guy didnt do it properly? I pity anyone who dare try it again
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Warships Moves Into Red Sea Closer To Syria by MANOSUB(m): 12:59pm On Sep 03, 2013
Lord have mercy
Sports / Re: West Brom signs Victor Anichebe by MANOSUB(m): 12:47pm On Sep 03, 2013
Goodluck to him
Sports / Re: Osaze Odemwingie Completes Move To Cardiff by MANOSUB(m): 11:53am On Sep 03, 2013
Congrats man Osaze

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Education / Re: ASUP May Resume Strike, Says President by MANOSUB(m): 8:14pm On Sep 02, 2013
YOU GUYS GOING ON STRIKE HERE AND THERE SHOULD NOT DESTROY THIS COUNTRY. NIGERIA IS OUR OWN AND WE MUST BUILD IT GRADUALLY.
Politics / Re: FG Vows To Protect Nigeria’s Languages by MANOSUB(m): 12:12pm On Aug 31, 2013
I wish Franch was the firs to colonize Nigeria! This is coming rather too late. Anyway, better late than never. But please we should try to atleast know how to say "come" and "go" in our local dialect even if the government does not want to believe that our local dialect is gradually going into extinction.
If this is a way to harmonize Nigerians, i think there will be no more conflict btw d SW and the SE, d North and the Sw & SE, and finally, which is the most important, between d SW, SE, North and the rest.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Distribute Gas Mask In Preparation For America Attack On Syria by MANOSUB(m): 11:50am On Aug 31, 2013
I think the heading should have read, "Israel distributes Free mask to it citizens in preparation for ....". I am sure if it was in Nigeria, everyone will have to buy them at even a high cost.
Politics / Re: Niger To Start Repatriating Beggars To Their States Of Origin by MANOSUB(m): 11:35am On Aug 31, 2013
When will this country ever unit? Could it be that our past leaders made some bloody mistakes that we are not willing to correct? What is the problem? Why are the Ibos and the Yoruba attacking each other?

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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Have A Sugar Daddy for School Fees? by MANOSUB(m): 6:22pm On Aug 14, 2013
Khaffi: I feel ur pain swthrt but a girl has gotta do what a girl gotta dowink
be bold enough to make known your point

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Health / Re: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by MANOSUB(m): 9:16pm On Aug 13, 2013
It happened to me when i was a child, but i was able to tackle it whenever it came by muttering Jesus in my mind until i came out of it. I told my father, he said it was some spiritual forces. It normally happens whenever you sleep in ur back facing up. Just pray before u sleep thats all
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by MANOSUB(m): 7:11pm On Aug 09, 2013
chistar01: ******************************************************************************

DATE: JUNE: 17:2013, *LAST 2 MONTHS, BEFORE ASUU STRIKE STARTED*

TIME: 04:23PM *AFTER 1ST SEMESTER LAST PAPER, YEAR. 300 LV.*

VENUE: IN SCHOOL, FRONT OF E.T.F LETURE HALL.

'Hey dear' I said.

'Hi love, how you doing' the caller replied.

'Am cool, just finished my last paper'

'wow, me too. Am thinking we should do something fun tonight' she replied.

'What do you have in mind?'

'ermm, let’s just go to the cinema then drop by illusions club on our way back, Just us, urch, chidinma, tayo and queeneth'

'hmm, are you sure Tayo and Queeneth would want to go? You know those two love birds always have a different special plan for their selves'

'leave that to me' Sandra replied laughing.

'OK, am on my way home now?'

'Where exactly are you now?'

'Front of E.T.F hall'

'Ok, stay there urch and I are coming with the car to pick you.

'Ok, am waiting'

'I love you dear'

'I love you too' I replied and hung up.

****

PS: Love isn't complicated, they love you or they don't. Or they want to be with you or they don't, it's that simple.
So no matter how far you run from it, it would always find you.


THE END
Beautiful Love Story!
Thanks for giving me something to think about
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by MANOSUB(m): 5:05pm On Aug 09, 2013
chistar01: **continuation**

I once heard a quite tricky question from a rap song which got me thinking, the rap artiste was like;

'Is 'bad' a bad word?'

I know you can't answer that question directly.

What does that have to do with my story? You may want to ask. Well, nothing actually, its just one of those random thoughts that pops into my head that I guess should get you thinking too.

Now back to my story...

***

Temperature was rising, yet the body felt cold; heart was pounding so fast and loud that I could hear the sound; entire body was shivering in absolute fear of the unknown.

All of that and alot more were my exact predicament and how I felt as the armed men ordered us to lay flat on the floor.

Before going to uniport to acquire both knowledge and most especially a degree, the only time I had seen a gun was when it was held by the police or any other member of the Nigerian armed forces. But having stayed in Port-Harcourt for barely a year, I had not only seen a gun but at several times been threatened with it pointed at my head.

'Was it a bad idea to school in uniport? So many bad things had already happened to me and more seemed to be coming my way, is this just fate or is someone from my village sitting at the front of a big pot, trying to bend take my destiny?!' I pondered totally lost in my thoughts. 'Infact if I survive this one, I'm leaving uniport and going to another school' I foolishly concluded, don't blame me for letting my mind wander so far, but when you are scared, its hard to think properly.

I was brought back to planet Earth when the armed men made known thier sinister intention.

'Bring out your wallets and phones, remove your wrist watches and jewellery, infact remove everything of value and drop it in the nylon that is being passed around' One of the armed men said, he seemed to be the leader of the gang, as he had been doing all the talking so far.

At hearing this order, I felt the urge to stand up and flog all of them. Asin they bought all those ammunition and raided a night club for what? Just to steal things as small as people's wrist watch.

I was kindof happy because that's what they all wanted, but I was pissed at the same time because thier mate were robbing big banks and stealing millions and this foöls where here spoiling the fun I was having all because of my empty wallet and 'Aba made' gucci branded wrist watch.

I've always said to myself;

'I won't be a robber and would never steal, but if am forced by forces that I beyond me to steal, then I would definitely steal 'big'. I'll simply rob the CBN'

PS: CBN- Central Bank of Nigeria.

Anyways, long story cut short, the armed robbers succeeded in ripping the entire occupants of the club off our valuables and then escaped.

As usual and expected of our incompetent Police force, they came an hour after the thieves had long gone.

We all went home after the police made us all to write a statement, which I knew won't help matters.

What a long night indeed.

***

With every sun comes a new day, a new beginning, a hope that things would be better today, than they were yesterday, but not for me.

I had woken up unusually early the next morning even tho I had no morning lectures, atleast not till 9am.

I looked at the wall clock in the room and the time was roughly 6:30am, what am I doing awake? I asked myself.

Just as I was wondering, I got a text message from a not so weird number. It was one of those numbers that shows on your phone screen when one sends a bulk message via the internet.

Wizzy of recent has been a good course rep as he now used out departmental dues to buy things for the department and ofcourse, send bulk messages to pass informations.

The only problem with bulk messaging is that the messages don't deliver in immediately attimes. They can take as long as 10 hours or more before they reach the recipient.

I clicked on the envelope icon on my phone screen to open the message and the contents shocked me as I was a victim of the the message not delivering on Time, it read;

'Great Management students, we would have an impromptu MGT 250.1 continuous assessment test tomorrow morning by 7am, please be on time as DR. D.C. Prosper said he won't handle late comers with mercy. Wizdom (Course rep)'.

I looked at the wall clock and the time was around 6:45am.

'Nawa oh, Uniport and thier wahala' was all I could say.

TO BE CONTINUED
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story by MANOSUB(m): 4:58pm On Aug 09, 2013
Thought u said they stole ur phone
Health / Re: Health Benefits Of Coconut Water by MANOSUB(m): 10:24pm On Aug 04, 2013
An0nimus:
second time I seen you do this today. you never tell us your plan.

@Topic They told us it makes one dum. I drank it nonetheless. cool

Ebo is a logho!
Go to school, i wont went. Correct yourself, i cant fit. Grow man, this is not a child's forum.
Health / Re: Health Benefits Of Coconut Water by MANOSUB(m): 10:22pm On Aug 04, 2013
An0nimus:
second time I seen you do this today. you never tell us your plan.

@Topic They told us it makes one dum. I drank it nonetheless. cool

Ebo is a logho! Go to school, i wont went. Correct yourself, i cant fit.
Health / Re: 20 Interesting Things About Water Birth by MANOSUB(m): 8:01pm On Aug 03, 2013
I prefer the conventional way of giving birth, especially when the woman has to ly on her back. The new discovery does not appeal to my senses. I see it as barbaric, brain washing, unsafe and a standard for the doctors economy!
That is what they do if they want to enslave the world, by making you believe that they are salvaging for the feature. The other time it was controlled seedling and the ground for planting, so that the crop or any other crop does not grow on the soil without u buying the chemical from them, again it is growing beef from stem cell without telling us the side effect of that.
Politics / Re: National Assembly Member With His Feet Up On A Chair During Recess by MANOSUB(m): 7:02pm On Aug 03, 2013
He forgot himself at home
Politics / Re: Documents Show Lagos Informed Anambra Government Before Alleged Deportation by MANOSUB(m): 9:24pm On Aug 02, 2013
Were they actually reunited with their loved ones or dumped in the middle of anywhere? Senseless actions coming from hyper-active individuals who think they can do what they want
Family / Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by MANOSUB(m): 8:29am On Jul 31, 2013
Why attend the marriage of a gay brother when you are not in support of gay marriage. Have you forgotten those in support of it also go under the strings of the law? I will be the first to report any act that seems and are confirmed to be to the law enforcement agency.
Politics / Re: Sambo: Nigerians Will Soon Produce An Aircraft by MANOSUB(m): 8:21am On Jul 31, 2013
I have little problem with the dream of the presidency. We are in a country whose majority of it's people have no faith in it's government, especially at a time that there are no visible technology already produced and perfected. They are going for a more risky task of producing an aircraft when they cannot produce ordinary communication gadget.
Leave by example Mr. President and Vice President; get the aircraft for your use when it is produced and when it is certified fit from your experience, we can then start using them.
Politics / Re: Ihejirika - Soldiers Leak Information To Boko-Haram Insurgents by MANOSUB(m): 6:24am On May 23, 2013
Desola: Are they meant to sit around while Jonathan kills all their people?
Boko Haram girl friend
Politics / Re: Your Shout-Out To Our Troops Participating In The State Of Emergency by MANOSUB(m): 8:04am On May 18, 2013
What is your profession? Good, God be with you
Celebrities / Re: Asa Involved In An Accident by MANOSUB(m): 9:11pm On May 14, 2013
Thank God
Nairaland / General / Re: Any Spiritual Implication For A 29yr-Old Sharing Bed With Her Mum? by MANOSUB(m): 7:30pm On May 13, 2013
AmBeautiful: Sleeping on the same bed with a 29 year old?
Na wa oh
undecided
Did you even read the post?
Religion / Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by MANOSUB(m): 7:14pm On May 12, 2013
1) Leke leke give me water finger bambo.
2) spit on ur urine after urinating
Romance / Re: Best Gift you can Give To A Rich Girl? by MANOSUB(m): 4:15pm On May 09, 2013
Buy her a touchlight phone and tell her you want her to experience the joy of using a fast speed phone. Who knows, whenever she on the touchlight, she sees you
Phones / Re: Best Blackberry Data Plan In Nigeria: Which Network? by MANOSUB(m): 2:44pm On May 08, 2013
Glo is best in my area

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