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Jessicaseth:
I wish the President a good health.

Hello nairaland it's good to be here.

Sue the police force for manslaughter. What nonsense

I give up already mahn.

Someone called Nigeria a zoo, I don't he is wrong at all coz what Nigeria is right is worse that a zoo.

I pray for Nigeria and for Nigerians to have sense.

Let me comment here too.

I will advise you go about your required duties, you clearly said the internal auditor is quiet. It could be, he/she gets sorted too. Blowing the whistle might ultimately get you sacked and if you are lucky, you get invited to another company. But then if you are asked the reason for sack, would you say coz you blow the whistle? Meaning you might end up lying and contradicting your moral stands already.

On the other hand, your boss whom you reported will certainly not get sacked. For him to attain that level, he can call in for favours.

Please be wise. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Lalasticala

Your response is actually misleading.

Audu is the Minister of Agriculture, thus he represents the FG in that capacity.

Who makes up the FG? Audu is part of the Executive arm of the FG.

omenkaLives:
Had to quote this for the extremely lazy ones who are fond of reading only headlines and commenting.

If the journalist who wrote this wasnt trying to be mischievious, he would have said "Fg blames extortion by the police, army, for...." But of course, if that had been the headline, people like the op and those who have already started talking nonsense after reading just the title, wouldnt bother about the news.

Besides, how is Audu Ogbe FG? He isnt the spokesman for the FG so his opinion, even thlough valid and reasonable, cannot be said to be that of the FG. When the FG wants to speak, they do so though the SGF, or the spokesman of the president.

Fisayo wrote it & Al Jazeera deem fit to carry it right?

Don't also forget Al Jazeera's readers that cut across globally.

I'm actually quite disappointed if you say Fisayo is your friend; he penned down his opinion about the state of Nigeria which got picked by an international platform while you're here on NL saying no international community knows Fayose, away from the context of the write up.

sunnyeinstein:
Bros wake up from your dream, the article was written by my friend and the best investigative journalist Nigeria has presently, Fisayo Soyombo who was the pioneer editor of thecable.ng (he just resigned few weeks ago).
So, no "international community" knws who d hell ayodele fayose is!

Financial Times & now AL Jazeera. If the presidency is smart, I'm sure by now they know international communities are watching.

They even advise he shut down the rumours by proving he is alive in convincing manner - which all Nigerians are glamouring for.

Releasing pictures via twitter handle shows how the presidency thinks of us. Shame!

Hello,

I am looking for an enthusiastic social media manager who would be in charge of my social media accounts.

Just drop your contacts here & handles and I will call. A bit of professionalism is needed & ability to create visual content is a plus.

These same DSS people said it was a case of mistaken identity. Just look at the impunity!!!

We earnestly need to intensify prayers for Nigeria, how can DSS beat up a teacher Do they know what that means?

And I'm sure FGGC is a boarding school, meaning the girl called her parents.

The actual problem is the manner the story is playing out. Don't forget we had the Yar Adua case. For crying out, Buhari is the president of over 160million people. His health is our concern.

Don't forget Osibanjo is in acting capacity, he can't undo Buhari's plans/decisions, he has to play alongside.

Buhari's handler didn't handle this well from the onset. I read somewhere, no one saw him leave the country? If that is true, then you can understand the outcry.

StOla:
That is why I wonder why people are so worried(happy) about the President's health.

He has handed over to the VicePresident who is now acting. Let his family worry over his health privately.

Morning Nairalanders,

Please anyone with good knowledge should enlighten me.

I stumbled upon a news that is quite confusing even Google hasn't been able to satisfy me properly.

I know Mamman is Buhari's Uncle and Lawal is DSS DG but I want to know if Mamman & Lawal are related in anyway.


Seun, Lalasticala, Mynd44

LOL.

Michel2013:
had 2face empowered u or ur father before? let me tell u it is not easy to mobilize masses and lead them.whoever does it has big balls.just go and crawl under your mother laps and continue sucking ur fingers until sleep overtake u child.

If truly this happening, is it safe to say the rumours about the northners forcing Osinbajo to resign is true? Rumours are the smokes that we see when something is burning. Northners dont joke with their power. Not ever in history & certainly not now.

seunmsg:
I wish him quick recovery. The good part is that he has complied with the relevant sections of the constitution by handing over to the vice president. The acting president will continue to run the government smoothly till the president is fit enough to return.

Let me drop this here. Charly Boy is fooling himself and a lot of people as well, you know why?

He organized a protest in Abuja which didn't hold weigh which proves people don't take him serious.

2Face decided to lead a protest & we all saw the panic it caused to the government which shows the government know serious people.

For all they care Charly Boy is just fooling himself.

My advise to him, empower youths. And I don't mean 100 youths, I mean thousands of youths. Next time when he talks,the government would be scared knowing that he has youths loyal to him. 10 Charly Boys can't pull the crowd half a 2Face Idibia would have pulled.

For once can every citizen of Nigeria try and be logical in their reasoning? I think if we all are, then these guys in government would know they can't just put press releases and expect Nigerians to take it like that.

First and foremost, Buhari is the president of a country with 180million people!! Took a vacation in the first month of the year when there is stage 5 recession going on.

His media advisers came out to say trash, saying he is entitled to vacation. My people if you work in a corporate organization, is it not after you diligently work, you would be bold enough to put a leave request? But our president deemed it fit to go on vacation regardless.

Rumors came out and of course, they debunked it. A video request was made but his media a advisers also spew trash again saying the president cannot be bullied into releasing a video! My 'own' president?? Apparently the president isnt accountable to Nigerians.

Then a day to the supposed return, this is coming out And just look at the excuse that was made: "to get results of medicals rests"

If only we can just be logical in our reasoning, that isn't too much to ask.

God bless the people living in a space in west Africa because clearly there was a country certainly not this we are in.

How about this?

AleXis0r:
It's obvious. The man is sick and he told us he was going on vacation. Ok agreed. But tell us about your health condition so that we could at least pray for you.
The extension of this "vacation" makes it obvious that something is off.
Anyways, until I see @Mbuhari post as regards this on Twitter, I'll still be waiting for his return tomorrow.
Nigeria is in too deep a mess for the President to be increasing vacation time.

Behind

Truth is I don't believe the he is cursed thingy or his village people are after him.

This is a clear case of a man who wants to live up to society dictates. He is called a socialite, what does he do? Does he have another source of income aside producinc movie and even at that how much does he make from movies?

If he had succeeded, he would have money to bribe through his pending court case. Dude just want to keep up with the lifestyle

Excellent writing skills.

I can actually relate having stayed on the island and mainland too.

Is this offer still on? If yes, mail me the full details on buzzyanslem@gmail.com

I have 20 tonnes of cocoa far sale in Ife. Looking for interested buyers.

Brilliant compilation op.

Meet me for junction let me do three bottles & pepper soup for you.

The most annoying people on the list is Tolu, I mean Omojuwa talks too much so I understand he needs money but Tolu why

Story story.

We live in the digital age, if press refuse to release their names, are there no humans around during the arrest?

An arrest of this maganitue will certainly be seen by a few persons.

These guys don't think at all sha before putting out stories.

If a common baale of a community is arrested, the full community down to kids will know, then a traditional ruler arrested for allegedly sponsoring boko & no one knows the traditional.ruler's name.

Yesterday, the chairman of keke riders was arrested, everybody hear the matter.

Bunch of dull people

Oga Prof, how far?

Got the attention you needed? Now get to write articles for Punch or Guardian

I'm tired of this country. What is the exact message are they putting out? Who are they protesting against? Hungry Nigerians?

I guess you're ignorant. A financial institution had a moment of server down & that automatically means they are going down?

I bank with Diamond bank, Gtb & Zenith. At one time or the other, each of them have had server down issues & here they are still functioning.

I still don't understand how people like you reason.

ntyce:
you seem to put yourself in ignominy, when things like these happen to a financial institution in the caliber of Zenith, then its obvious that doom is likely.

Prolly, yu not aware of the so-called downtime, it simply sabotage by the workers.

Oga please don't display your foolishness online.
How can you say Zenith bank is going down. Zenith bank? Is like you are not a Nigerian or you don't know anything about Nigeria.

ntyce:
so pple still use Zenith bank, they laid off most of their experienced and efficient workers few weeks ago.

The bank is going down

Apologies, Sunday I meant. I made a transfer on Sunday

desquad:
oga its both friday and Saturday,, it really messed business up for me, i couldn't tranfer funds to a client for 2 whole days

Not entirely correct. I bank with Zenith, yes on Friday their network was down which was communicated through their push Notification on their app.

By Saturday it was back on. As a matter if fact, I withdrew from a Skye bank ATM yesterday.