wordcat:
Ajasco,

Papa Ajasco,

Mama Ajasco,

Boy Alinco,

Pa James,

Pa Jimoh

I don forget that lady name

Miss pepeye

Fahdiga:
Considering the antecedents of this present Junta, I wouldn't be surprised if they removes Obaseki through a kangaroo judgment but they should prepare to face backlash from the masses

When a governor was removed because his deputy had problem with his certificate there was no military junta then but when he is about to Be removed you are shouting smh

NuclearHead:
Good day nairalanders, I have been wondering how to get rid of the black spots on my face ,it's not that much ...but it's still a black spot , how did you get rid of yours to get your perfect skin without any blemish ?

Go and buy neo melthdrol by Pfizer and thank me later

zakim:


https://dailytrust.com/end-killings-lawan-gbajabiamila-tell-security-agencies

Fake news boko haram only use blank bullet on those farmers where is special agent fashola to tell us what really happen

Investogist:


https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-11-04/top-nigerian-bank-sued-for-blocking-account-linked-to-protesters?__twitter_impression=true

Access bank that I can’t access my money is that one a good access �

helinues:
Minus 49 useless/jobless youths..

We warned them to stop the unnecessary protest after SARS has been disbanded.

Before quoting me, make sure you go through my recent threads...

My will die ultimately aje

obasi101:
Lol na today una sabi say an average Yoruba man and English are not related
If u want to win a police case against a Yoruba man... Sue him to court and see how he ll reply during his defense in court (which ll b obviously held in English)

You think every Yoruba is daft and illiterate go do your findings properly bro stop beam tribal bigot

Don’t worry until it happened to your family what gave them the assurance that it’s a yahoo boy and if so is death the next thing your mind is so dark kanu that stole billions oji still Dey fly private jet to borno sick people your own death his near too

remsonik:
Our currency rate is really dropping down this days and this has been bothering me for a long while. I saw some five naira notes. It's been in my purse for some few weeks but I don't see what five naira can buy this days. Yet the CBN still prints it out. Is the five naira note going extinct?

White risler 1 sheat for my side to puff weed

Nezero:
I built mine with about that amount.
3 bedrooms,1 living room, 1 kitchen , 1 toilet/bath, 1 dining room. I used less than 1500 blocks. All plastered and tiled. Electrical wiring done. No fence.



No well or running water yet

It's small though. The whole house is 33 by 22. I used 9 bundles of roofing sheets. I used Louvre windows.


If you really mean it, you can do it.
It could be better but I trusted the wrong person..


Do a lot of homework. I got plenty of info on Nairaland.. like how to calculate no. of blocks. Foundation, window, lintel and roof levels.


https://www.nairaland.com/4491449/how-calculate-number-blocks-cements


God help you

Please do you have so photos of the house help a brother might love the design

Amotolongbo:
I wonder o

These Eko people bringing alien tactics to our state for problem solving.

Why martial arts, when we have “ofe”, “aluwo”, “tude”, “ewon sonpono”, “ibante”, “okigbe”, “paro lo”, “ijaya” et al which are indigenous to us?
There is even one that when a woman has it, no man will have his prick erect if he intends sleeping with her. This is meant to be produced in large quantity.
But the problem I have with this is that, “Babalawo ti o n se ogun afeeri fun aayan na ni o se arinako fun adiye” (the traditionalist giving the cockroach a concealable charm may also be the one giving the fowl the seekable charm)

What if the man is with weapons?
What they are many like fulani herdsmen and robbers?

And I’m sure the major thing they will teach us using the martial arts to do is to kicked the rapists by their balls to render them powerless. What if they close up their thighs on their balls while coming for the god forsaken act?

I implore our governor, Oyetola, to reconsider that o.

This is good for now but what about the aftermath when they are married it will be leading to gender base violence when the woman is well trained in fighting just saying my mind

sapientia:
wow

Am impressed

That's how others started..

Am solo damn happy

Let them start small and improve

And make sure we build parts

Wowwwwe

Am really impressed on this other country will not bully us again with weapons when this is achieved I know they will improve I don’t even know we can be developing our weapon soon Na to Dey test ballistic weapon

ijustdey:


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/06/28/gloves-off-as-buharis-cpc-seizes-control/

a shocked Giadom was escorted out of the hall. And that was how Giadom’s quirky reign ended abruptly.

Ipob finally pushed Giadom to entire retirement
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smogup:
Obaseki did not just take Oshomole down, he took tinubu's 2023 ambition down also.

Tinubu has just been 'jagabanned'.

How ? 2023 is still far good that obaseki show there moves before 2023 this is still 2020 for God sake watch and learn politic nigga

FTC

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Afonja boys leave igbo gals alone abeg.

see as she fresh like tomorrow bread, see skin like milk. Something afonja girls bleach and destroy their skins to achieve is what this fine igbo gal got for free.

So tell me is she her money that make her so fresh it’s Yoruba guy money

Tobbydhayor90:

http://serap-nigeria.org/we-have-no-record-of-spending-on-5bn-abacha-loot-nigerian-govt-tells-serap.ngo/

Lols when recovery looted fund is been looted again is called ALUTA continua

Jeffmonti:
About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help!

This might turn out to be a lengthy read, please bear with me. The bashing and insults will be unnecessary as i have already told myself hurtful things a thousand times over.

So i am 29 and have a girlfriend who’s 25 we are both graduates; she’s a nurse and i am a practicing engineer and we’ve been dating for 3+ years now and preparations are underway to tie the knot this year God willing. Something happened last year, she suggested i move to a bigger apartment so that we can start buying household items and everything necessary to start a home as we are looking to get married soon which we did; i got a bigger place, met her parents she met mine. In a nutshell everything seems to be going well, we even started a business together and set to take on the future together before the devil struck (i take blames for my actions as i am not overly religious)

Around June last year, i met a girl (very fine girl) in the new area i moved to, although i have been seeing the girl around but one day as i was driving in i saw her hiding somewhere close to my compound avoiding the rain with her friends so i took them in until the rain subsided we exchanged contacts and started texting on WhatsApp a few days later. And soon after we started having sex (protected sex), prior to that time i never cheated on my girlfriend.

The sex continued, up to 2 times a week sometimes 3 as it was relatively easy as she lived very close and my girlfriend only visits on the weekend and never sleeps out (she’s from a very good and wealthy family with proper moral upbringing). Most evenings when return from work conji just do me one kind i don cross street other times she calls until we became comfortable having unprotected sex

So late October 2019, the new girl (I’ll call her Lola) texted me that’s she’s not feeling too well and i asked her to visit the hospital to run a test to know what to treat. She came back with a pregnancy test result proving she’s already 3 weeks pregnant, i was sure it was mine but i didn’t panic as she had a bf and i have my gf we were just for the sex at least that’s what we told each other.

So i asked her to remove the pregnancy, but got the shocker when she said she’s never going to remove the pregnancy that she’s 27 and have no desire to marry me or stay with me but she’s going to have the child. Omo my heart flipped. I begged her for like 3 weeks until she got mad and stopped taking my calls, she even moved away from her apartment. So i texted her and arranged a meeting, we sat down and discussed at length but she was still bent on keeping it, i got furious and told her i am not ready to be part of the child’s life if she’s going through with it as i see no reason why she wants to have my child when she knows we are NEVER going to be together, that was when she said she had already told her family that i am not interested in the child and they support her to keep it and let the child bear their family name. I discussed the matter with two friends a boy and a girl and the asked me to let her have the child first.

One month passed fast forward to early December, Lola called 6 times i was so shocked. I couldn’t take her calls. She texted that she’s ready to terminate the pregnancy since i am wicked and unconcerned she rained all manner of derogatory words but i was only concern with her decision to let go. I called and we agreed to meet the following day, I skipped work that day and met with her and her elder sister and elder sister’s friend. The sister and her friend were so mean but i was unmoved; i don already fuckup and ready to take anything to let it all go away because the knowledge of things will destroy my girlfriend.

So Lola entered my vehicle and we drove out, on our way to the hospital for her to terminate the pregnancy plus treatment she’ll take afterwards and for the damages i have caused her. She’s going to need 150k from me, i was furious and told her i don’t have that kind of money talk less of handing it over to her for something like this (i sure don’t know what i cost but i know it’s not up to 50k). She said if i don’t give her what she want she’s going to have the baby and that i should be thankful that she’s coming up with this that if she had listen to her friends advices she would have moved to my house with all sort of troubles (she was right) but i didn’t give in just yet. I dropped her off and ask her to have the child that am not going to give her the money as i don’t have it (I get the money sha).

So two days passed, she called again and after many arguments we agreed at 100k, made her to sign a NDA not to bother me again and all, I transferred her the 100k that night, she confirmed receipt and promised to go with it the following morning and that was the last I have heard or seen or her since then, until 3 weeks ago when another of her sister called from Canada and was asking if i am Me, that she’s been seeking my contact for a while now that Lola friend had to steal the number Lola’s phone and pass it to her as Lola has been hiding my phone number from the rest of the family and she doesn’t know the arrangement i have had with her but i should know that she’s having the child, she just thought i should know that i have a child somewhere when the baby eventually drops.

Knowing fully well that i am a shitty person to have done something terrible to myself and my girlfriend and all our future plans because of cheap sex, but I’ll be a more terribly bad person to have knowledge of a child somewhere and not be in his/her life. I called Lola but she didn’t take i texted her about her sisters call she called back to know who called and was furious, she ended the call (I guess to call her sister back) and called back again in about 20mins and asked me not to ever call her line again. I replied her text she should tell her family not call me as well. I have dodged to her apartment building a coupe times but she’s not been around for weeks as i was made to believe.

So i bought a ring to engage my girl few weeks ago but had to hold first to see how things play out, i can’t go ahead and marry my girlfriend with this kind of secret untold; that will be wickedness from the pit of hell and i still don’t know how to break it to her, it will destroy her.

I jokingly painted a similar scenery to my girlfriend; her response was: she will not marry me because if she does she will kill me in my sleep. That everybody is expecting us to get married this year, she now have high respect from her family because of me and this kind of thing happens both of us will die. Omo fear catch me.

Fellow Nairalanders, this is my predicament please advice a stupid brother. Insults are welcome as I hope to pick a thing or two from your comments. MODs please push this up biko.

Bro tell her the truth and if she broke up with you move on with your life it’s better to to tell her the truth than keeping that secret but come to think of it you don’t love the girl really much if you do you won’t cheat on her you don’t love someone out of pity because she is a good girl free pussy done do you now

GeoAfrikana:
Lalasticlala, other side of the story.

Emotions and sentiments apart;

First, sincerely when I watched the video yesterday I was confused. I didn't see any persona that looked like a DSS officer. I've once had an 'encounter' with DSS officers.
They escorted the corpse of a federal icon from Abuja to our village for burial. They arrived early in the night, witnessed the burial, shot guns in the air and drove off.

It was an intimidating experience. They were so organised and gallant. Their men were heavily built and their guns were sophisticated. No one in that video is similar to the typical DSS officer in my imagination.

Secondly, the word REVOLUTION that Sowore used is enough crime against him. I'm almost certain that if someone tried a tenth of such in the US he would be corpse in less than a month. Or at least be undead in Guantanamo.

Note: I'm opened to objective counter-arguments. If you rationally, objectively and politely debate my points then I'll listen to you. I'm willing to engage in intellectual debates.

But if all you have is insults and curses then expect no response from me.

Thanks for reading.

So why did the dss violate court order? in the USA no one can violate the law you used USA for your explanation why can’t you act like them too and comply to the court order

BlackfireX:
Leave the woman alone you jobless, propaganda media..... The money she was accused of stealing ,is it your Father's money

Shameless man indirectly the money she stole is our money where did she got the money ? We all in Nigeria own every mineral resources but if Na one yahoo boy that did not stole Nigeria money you people willl be shouting up and down hypocrites everywhere

Almajiri1:

This is far deeper than you think. Once Air Peace is positioning to be in direct competition with any American interest, Trust dirty to be dug up on you.

Everybody Na thief

lonelydora:
Congratulations to our Igbo woman. Keep repping the Igbo race

Everyone that is making it abroad is Igbo lols this one Na yourba ila oragun osun state to be precise do your research well

Make she Dey play Naira Maley soapy and be eating her soap jejely

SadiqBabaSani:
See why this Yahoo Boys need to all Go to Jail with the Corrupt Politicians

It can be drug Colorado or laud must we justify everything to yahoo boy

Awol1:
A stupid philosophy from a noisemaker.

The only reason somebody like Naira Marley is relevant is because most people's head is so empty they have to fill it up with noise in the name of music.

I used to hear music being defined as "Food to the soul"; maybe the definition has changed, if not Naira Marley's series of noise should never qualify to be called music cuz they are no food to any soul.

Marlians kor, noisemakers ni...

So He can’t express himself agin hypocrisy

Vulcanheph:

Thank You, i thought No one else noticed it......very bad statement indeed from a presidential spokesperson....This shows the level of unprofessionalism from her.

When Kanu was calling Nigeria a zoo you people didn’t say it’s a very bad statement or Kanu is not a public figure? You people must get sense by force

DesChyko:
Granted I do not know the source of Mompha's income, declaring him guilty without even bothering to find out is identical to EFCC's media trial.
EFCC would have earned my respect if they had kept this under wraps until they have something more solid to give us, that they wouldn't have to renege on.
It's a wild wild Nigeria, but I still believe in Innocent until proven guilty, even if our country enforcement agencies don't.

You said it all it’s high one people sue efcc with deformation of character they won’t have enough evidence to prosecute all Na media trail you see watch in is hands mean what since when did it become a crime to won a wristwatch? That’s how they do about Naira MALAY stupid set of people

Well since Fg implement vat and we citizens do nothing about it that’s what give bank and the Mtn to use the advantage since they know we won’t say a word

Lols that means If jaruma has a son does that mean she will die when her son is about to get married Bleep of jaruma relationship experts my foot

Rubbish Don Jazzy plan this again

NoGender:


Do not blame Islam.
Islam is not a person.

Islam is not the individuals that send their loved ones to rthes home of shackles for rehabilitation.

The people running these homes did not kidnap the individuals, even though they're forcefully keeping them against their wills, but atleast it was their family members that brought them there for whatever reasons.

I'm not a Muslim before you start, but I really hate when we divide ourselves like this and incite hate with our statements.

Nigga don’t use anything to justify this what religion are they teaching them there parents can take you to school does that men the teacher should chain you and said because your parents brought you here we must treat you inhuman Islamabad

donstan18:
People are really trying. Five fvcking years of searching for a job after five years in the university, plus a year of service That's eleven years, all because you want to work for someone.

Damn! What exactly inspires this kind of patience?

How about learning skills? Hair dressing, tailoring, etc.

Must graduates get employed before they eat or deal with their responsibilities?

The truth remains that pride is the reason why most graduates in Nigeria are struggling. Until we start hustling like we don't have certificate, it will be difficult to make it.

That means school Na scam then while will I waist 11 solid years at school and no work why didn’t I hustle first get the money and go to school beside no late comer in at school