₦airaland Forum

lonelydora:
Ohaneze, please let's not start this. The task is sending Buhari out of Aso Rock come 2019 first.

Biko, the way PDP aspirants sheath their swords and picked Atiku, let's all sheath ours and pick VP from anywhere.

Let's not give Buhari room to win again.


I am ATIKULATED, what about you?

GistmeBlog:
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1. Men shouldn't look at their phones more than the Lady while on a date
2. Don't Talk about your Bank account or how much your father has ; this puts ladies off (Bragging)
3. Smelling Bad ( Mouth or Body Odor is a No. No)
4. Don't ask " are you a virgin?"
5. Don't ask her how many guys she's been with ( Body Count) .
6. If she's going to pay for the movie or dinner let her know in advance ( no unexpected ATM failures, I forgot my wallet at home)
7. When your phone rings on a date and you're asked where you are? Don't give a degrading response e.g ( I dey with that big ass babe, I dey with tolu big Breasts, I dey with that weekend chops I teh u about"
8. Don't insist on a "come to my house first date" or come to my friends house first date
9. Don't leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes
10. Don't buy her too many gifts she may think you're trying to "buy" her .
11. If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don't put her in the back seat
12. Don't compare her to your Ex
13. Don't talk about her weight or hair in a negative way e.g ( some guys may say : you're about to burst out of that dress, your hair should be due by now ?)
14. After the first sex always call as a courtesy (whether the sex was good or bad)
15. Table manners ( don't make sounds with you're mouth while eating, don't talk while there's food in your mouth, don't use fork & knife for ice cream) .
16. Focus your eyes on her eyes not her breast or ass. ( don't look at any other lady asides her on a date)
17. Projecting yourself as someone you're not (Ladies can spot fake confidence, or a fake in general) Don't borrow your friends car and say it's yours, don't lie your friend's apartment is yours)
18.Don't be too touchy & feely on a first date
19. Don't be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress to impress your date
20. Don't ask her for money
21. Don't ask for pictures unless she offers

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funmisticqueen:
this is not an intelligent question, i wont bother to reply it.

IrokoOluwere:
I wanted to print some pdf documents on my iphone yesterday . So I was at this cafe and I simply asked to send the stuffs to one of them via WhatsApp so they can print for me . Cos I left my flash drive at home .
The young lady that attended to me said I should connect my phone to the pc via USB . Bla bla bla or send via Bluetooth. Bla bla bla .
I told her , my phone won’t allow me to do that . And none of their PCs is a Mac , I would have sent it via airdrop.
The girl disagreed and wanted to argue . I was like You wan know my phone reach me?
Oya take USB chord ,connect it and be looking for the file . Or send your Bluetooth you’re talking about.
Then some other guy asked if there was any problem? He then asked what kind of phone ? Then the lady told him it’s an iPhone .
The guy was like . Ahh ,iPhone and you wan connect USB . You go tire o .
I faced the lady and said ... “sheybe I tell you”.
Next second ... not less than four people that were probably customers descended on me and started yelling .
… how can you be using an iPhone with no android as a second phone .
... You go dy use stupid iPhone, stupid phone . Just because you wanto oppress people with it, that’s why you bought it .
... iPhones are not made for Nigerians , you’re wasting your time .
... better go and sell it and buy android .
... only Americans use iPhones.
... any Nigerian using iPhone is stupid .
And they went on and on and on . I was dumbfounded, yet pissed .
I was like What is the meaning of all these nonsense you’re telling me?
I haven’t met any of these people before for heavens sake !
Why are you people sounding so insecure like this ? Jeez !
I simply ignored them and went ahead to print my stuff ...

it happens here on Nairaland every now and then too
Whenever there’s a thread about iPhones , you see android fan boys all over the place spewing as much trash as they could .
Please come here and tell me what exactly do you stand to gain ?

Olarewajub:
LOL admission fake? As long as you made the merit list you've got no worries.
About school fees, there is no deadline yet but if you intend to stay @ the school hostel, then you must pay your school fees ASAP

Godhead4:
Medicine&Surg is the course
Hope u have paid school fees..

Afamed:
With your assumption, that should have automatically translated to GEJ winning the election in 2015.Abi the 100billion Igbos in Lagos and far away NE and NW migrated immediately after the 2015 election?

funmisticqueen:
submission is not slavery, do you fully submit to your boss at work, while i believe that everyone deserves equal opportunities to basic things like education, men should be men and women should be women.

yes christ died for everyone, but who accepted that fact, the church, only those who have accepted/received him will matter on the last day.

BabaRamota1980:
So why didnt this your computation help Gej in 2015?

The Ibos in Lagos vote their interest, and thats their shops and market. They dont care about voting with SE.
They mess up and feel the wrath from the owners of Lagos. Did you not see how after his coronation different Ibo groups were visiting to pay homage to Aare Ona Kakanfo? You will think Iba Gani Adams was head of Ohanazae. Those Ibos dont want trouble, they value their business. They will vote how MC Oluomo tell them to.

Same applies with Arewa Igbo. They distanced from SE politics.

How many Ibo in Lagos or Kano observed sit at home like you did recently in SE? Those Ibos no longer belong to you....they are political tools in SW and NW to buffer and counter opposition against our interests.

Dont ever include them in your counts for SE again.

nzeobi:
this is an election between visible performance, instutional reforms, competence, meritocracy and on the other hand we have mediocrity, nepotism , bigotry ,wickedness and self righteousness.

funmisticqueen:
submission is not slavery, remember the next verse says that husbands should love their wives the way christ loved the church that he died for it. how many men can do that?

Preshy561:
It was written in the Bible naw.
Why are some men hell bent in acting as a Sissy.

LuciferKristi:


Her husband's nephew must have enjoyed it so much he came hard via a rush of orgasmic faeces.



Anywho, he has now joined the league of elite & supremely gifted individuals who can easily pass out THAT large rod of faeces after consuming beans & garri without stressing a muscle.

Allah be praised!

Thexemplaryblog:
See simple steps on how to make shawarma

There are simple steps for every snack. There are lots of snacks available. Most are easy to make, others take longer time to make. The common snacks include: meat pie, cakes, doughnuts, fish rolls, cookies, egg rolls, sausage rolls and lots more.

Shawarma is very delicious. It is packed with lots of nutrients that are really tasty and nice for consumption. The prices of shawarma vary with location. In certain places in Nigeria, it is sold for as low as six hundred naira( #600). I was told in the US it is sold for $5 USD. You can help me verify if you are close to the US.

Most people use shawarma as a full meal because it is filling.

Another beautiful recipe is here for us to learn friends.. It’s chicken Shawarma.
Chicken shawarma when properly made tastes like nothing buh sharwarma..lol



The main ingredients for Shawarma:

2 pita breads
2 chicken laps
2 chicken franks

Pita bread or shawarma bread or Lebanese bread is available at SPAR supermarkets in Nigeria. You get 2 Shawarma wrappers from 1 pita bread.

For the Chicken marinade:h



What you will need to season the chicken which forms part of the shawarma filling.

A small piece of red onion2 cloves of garlic1 teaspoon thyme1 teaspoon cumin1 teaspoon parsley½ teaspoon ground cayenne pepper½ teaspoon black pepper½ teaspoon salt2 Knorr cubes (chicken flavour)

For Shawarma Sauce:

For that creamy Shawarma Sauce that makes every bite memorable, you will need:

MayonnaiseThai
Sweet Chilli Sauce OR any Sweet Chilli SauceKetchup
Salad Cream
Parsley

Shawarma Vegetables.

The following also go into the shawarma wrap:

A small piece of Cabbage
½ Red Pepper½
Green pepper1
Carrot½
Tomato

Watch the video to see the exact quantities of ingredients I added.

Serve with a chilled drink

Source:https://www.thexemplary.com/food/how-to-make-chicken-sharwarma/

enemyofprogress:
I ate it when people give their childrens foreign names

Kingosytex:
wetin concern u? is it ur money? is it ur business?


everyone has the right to spend his or her money in whatever manner he/she deems necessary

mtcheeeeew!! busy body

Kingosytex:
wetin concern u? is it ur money? is it ur business?


everyone has the right to spend his or her money in whatever manner he/she deems necessary

mtcheeeeew!! busy body

Godhead4:
Same issue here

Godhead4:
Hello

Have you checked of recently...?

CROWNWEALTH019:
I'm talking of Nigeria generally, you don't see trump campaigning with roads and all those, the talk about security, economy health care etc. Them these cows go do small road them go cut tape. Both APC and PDP they mad but APC mad pass PDP

modsfucker:
I hope the Hausa/Fulani doesn't give you a nightmare.... Nobody talks about the Hausas here, and you had to find a way to drag us in your wailing

Roger3D:
The FG owns land you fool. Does the constitution forbid it from acquiring any? For example the land that the EFCC office is built on does it belong to your father? In your thick ibo skull you didn't read where the article said that the FG OWNED GRAZING RESEVERS WILL BE CONVERTED TO CATTLE RANCHES? It means the FG already owns the land.Or is the land for your grandfather. Very slow ibo boy you are. Look at this nonentity rant on social media About how he can stop those ranches from being built and how they will send Buhari out blah blah blah. You can do nothing but rant and wail. Those ranches will be built regardless. The day the first ranch goes into operation I will dig up this post and ask you what you did to stop it. You will cry again after next year's polls

Roger3D:
See stupid and dumb reasoning. The FG has said it will use ITS OWN LAND to build the ranches on. It never said it was going to use the state government's land or your father's own for that matter and you are here quoting the land use act. Your argument would have held weight if the FG planned on forcing the states to give up land for the ranches. The FG owns land just like you and any other Fulani hater and is entitled to put it to use as it pleases. Did anyone tell your father that he cannot use his land as he pleases? Governments all over the country build shops and rent them to traders for a fee, how different is that from building ranches and renting them out? They are all business infrastructure. Or is it because it is to be rented out to the Fulani you love to hate? The FG also has the power to invest in any business venture as it deems fit. Lastly Mr man never you in your life forget that you are the 5 percent, you are nothing and can do nothing. Those ranches will be built, if the land belongs to your father, go and stop it

Roger3D:
You are talking rubbish. Since when have Fulani herdsmen become killers? You mean the government cannot do as it pleases with its own land? Does the land going to be used belong to your father?Governments all over the country build market stalls for traders and rent them out and when the FG decides to do the same for herdsmen, you come online and spew trash simply because they are for the Fulani you so love to hate. Go and stop the ranches from being built by telling the FG what it can or cannot do with its land

theoldpretender:
1.The language on our Naira note is not ARABIC...but Hausa written in the ARABIC SCRIPT.

(Japanese and Korean are also written partly in the Chinese script, as are English, German, French written in the LATIN/ROMAN SCRIPT).

2.Many NorthernHausa still write using the Arabic script in Hausa.....though Hausa is now increasingly being written in the ROMAN/latin script....

3.Hausa is a Nigerian language.iT IS also spoken in many West African countries....Niger, Benin and Ghana are examples.!

4.Anyway...me too I think the Ajami script should go. i am just tired of Nigerians claiming that Arabic=Muslim. So, Al Kitab...the Christian Bible in Arabic is a Muslim book?

theoldpretender:
1.The language on our Naira note is not ARABIC...but Hausa written in the ARABIC SCRIPT.

(Japanese and Korean are also written partly in the Chinese script, as are English, German, French written in the LATIN/ROMAN SCRIPT).

2.Many NorthernHausa still write using the Arabic script in Hausa.....though Hausa is now increasingly being written in the ROMAN/latin script....

3.Hausa is a Nigerian language.iT IS also spoken in many West African countries....Niger, Benin and Ghana are examples.!

4.Anyway...me too I think the Ajami script should go. i am just tired of Nigerians claiming that Arabic=Muslim. So, Al Kitab...the Christian Bible in Arabic is a Muslim book?

Luciferlove:
Most times we are enemies to our selves...How can one man wield so much power.


I see why the north are ahead of us politically.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Trump is such a model politician.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Trump is such a model politician.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
So the guy wants to fly from nothing to president He didn't even start from house of rep