Politics › Re: Former House Of Reps Members Storm NASS, Beg For Jobs - Punch by masseratti: 8:51pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
This is very sad,until we make sure that each legislator and a senator do not earn more than 200k both basic and all entitlement, i can't see us moving anywhere, what the hell are they doing with 11 aides or advisers,what are they advising or aiding for God's sakes. |
Politics › Re: Shekau (boko) Am Alive ! Blast Buhari Called Him A Liar by masseratti: 8:05pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Thought PDP was already claiming Shekau's death is Jona's achievement not Buhari's,I think people talking for the party had to be cautious and verify informations before making claims. |
Sports › Re: 3SC Win First Away Game Since 2005 by masseratti: 7:47am On Aug 12, 2015 |
We need a team from lagos,so that we can belong oooo |
Politics › Re: Dogara Is A Better Leader, More Competent Than Gbajabiamila - Tambuwal by masseratti: 11:30pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Tambuwal just shot himself on the foot with this statement, when he knew he had a preferred candidate he should have head the reconciliation committee,no one will entrust him with anything anymore. |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by masseratti: 4:21pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
sisnowee: You have said all the important of the program in a nut shell. In d case of omo, she didn't go for NYSC that's Y she is saying that, her opinion has no weight to warrant scrapping the program, however, she can't know the important of the program since she didn't participate in NYSC due to over age. During my NYSC, I enlighten people of Imo, Mbaitoli local government that in the north, there are Christians which they initially have the believe that everyone from the north is Muslim and they don't go to school, is only Suya meat business they are into because most of them have not travel outside the corner of that village.
Moreso, it help me get experience on how to stay with other people of different cultural background, learn how to greet and I learn how to make garri from cassava, which is a skill that i can put into practice anything, not only cooking cassava and eat it like the way hausa people do or Alabo.
In short, It gives graduate staminate to be active at anytime, not walking like sick person and give other graduate the opportunity to be employed at their place of primary assignment.
Those people who are in support of Omo opinion, may be they are also old n can't participate or have too much carry over and have spend long period in school or they school abroad n their school is not recognized to participate in the scheme.... e.t.c has any of that reason changed anything at all,has it changed the mindset of the people you are talking about? It's better the scheme is voluntary and not compulsory, there are other forms of national integration, the idea has not worked. |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by masseratti: 4:15pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Collins87: Whether or not she's a graduate does not mean to me! Her reason is not cogent. She should quickly focus on her husband's meal, hence she claimed that only him knows how to handle her. she is a mother and her kids will soon be eligible for service, she has all the right to air her opinion . . |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by masseratti: 4:14pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
kennygee: That's why i asked for pictures of her in a Khaki. we all knew she didn't do the service but as a mother I think she reserve the right to air her opinion on the service. |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by masseratti: 3:10pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
kennygee: She went to Yaba Tech.
Studied estate ,management. oh never knew that, but it might be OND,anyway I support her opinion or it should be made voluntary. |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by masseratti: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
kennygee: As much as i want to agree with her.
I'd first like to see pictures of her in an NYSC khaki uniform. trying to be clever by half?its a common knowledge that she didn't attend a higher institutions, she and Genevive they started their career early in their lives,a lot of graduates work for both ladies now,i believe she is making that statement as a mother whose kids will soon do the service, i believe it should be voluntary to serve and not compulsory. It's really a waste of time. |
TV/Movies › Re: Dstv Headbutts Soccer Viewers, Moves EPL To Premium Bouquet by masseratti: 5:03pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
I only downgraded to compact plus this month,had to subscribe because of my gf Telemundo, the programs on comedy central is arcade the reruns will make you made,nothing historical about history channels,the movies are scraps, its really a boring selection of channels,there is nothing premium about the premium bouquet. |
Politics › Re: 9 Kogi Workers Die Of Hunger Waiting For Unpaid Salaries by masseratti: 4:58pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
No humans dies of hunger please, something else must have killed them |
Crime › Re: Pastor Rapes 13-yr-old Girl During Night Vigil by masseratti: 8:00pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Dharniel: my reason for making that statement is because most topic about ritualist and the likes that are getting to FP are mostly from the east... but you are aware of the ritualist den in Ibadan last year,my brother bad ppl are everywhere jare |
Crime › Re: Pastor Rapes 13-yr-old Girl During Night Vigil by masseratti: 7:34pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Dharniel: yibooo again. stop this non sense please,btw am Yoruba, we all have bad eggs among us no matter the tribe. |
Culture › Re: How The Next Ooni Will Emerge – Priest by masseratti: 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
macof: Whoever told you that was mistaken enlighten me please,because one all the sons of oduduwa no Oni was mentioned |
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Taiwo-the Man That Order The Asaba Masacre by masseratti: 4:04pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Omambala1: may 700 of your harmless kit's and keen be killed. And we shall let the sleeping dog lie.
How about that? and what gain shall that be for you? What will killing people gain you,these events happened long time ago true or not can't we forget the past and move on,live each other like our Lord said,what do you want an apology? If that's what you want on behalf of the people that offend you oya SORRY. |
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Taiwo-the Man That Order The Asaba Masacre by masseratti: 4:01pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
IsraeliAIRFORCE: You are Evil in disguise just because I urge you to embrace peace and love you call me evil,smh. |
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Taiwo-the Man That Order The Asaba Masacre by masseratti: 1:46pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
SonOfEl: ww2 and genocide of jews by nazis is still being talked about, even shown on films...yet you are here spewing your hypocrisy. have the culprits accepted their actions were evil? no rather they hide under patriotism. everyone has committed one atrocities or the other,the Jews are currently bombing the ass of the Palestinians, hate won't take us no where embrace love and forget the past. |
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Taiwo-the Man That Order The Asaba Masacre by masseratti: 1:44pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
SOUNDKING: may God punish you there,they demand apology from Jonathan for killing terrorist,Smh,Nigeria is indeed a mad zoo. lolzzzz, i won't come down to your level to ask God or Satan to punish you,all am asking is for you to forget the past and embrace love,hatred won't take us no where.shalom |
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Taiwo-the Man That Order The Asaba Masacre by masseratti: 12:03am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Can't you guys just let the sleeping Dog lie? We ve all made mistakes or should I say our Father's east west south north have all made mistakes,must we do the same? |
Politics › Re: Naira "Appreciation": Why Nigerians Should Not Celebrate by masseratti: 11:59pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
lastpage: Some parts of your post are not true ...or let me just say they are "plain naive"! I will just summarise that l was at a bank in Lagos late last year, to be specific, it was GTBank at Around Adeniran Ogunsanya area. I wanted to buy some forex to make an offshore payment for a vehicle l bought in the USA. The Bank staff, told me they cant sell Dollars to me, despite my request that l have proof of the transactions and it is legit and l have the naira equivalent. Funnily, and this is where it really gets funny, the Head of the forex desk at that GTBank branch, directed me to a "Mallam' who was lurking nearby and told me "That Mallam can help you".
I went to Mallam and told him what l want. Mallam said no problem, he would sell to me but the price was about #30naira per Dollar higher than the bank rate!
I went back to the GTBank Staff and asked him why he thinks l should buy it at that rate when all they needed do what use my Form-M to bid on my behalf with CBN? GTBank staff just looked at me and said Oga, if you really need it, that is how we can help you get it.
Meanwhile, as l was there "speaking grammar", Mallam has sold Dollars to a few people who dont give a hoot! And the scary part of it was that l saw with my own eyes as the GTBank staff was transferring the Dollar (which they bought officially at a lower rate from CBN, to the Mallam), and l assume they all share the 'extra' on top.
The juiciest part of all these is that I HAVE EVERYTHING CAPTURED SECRETLY ON VIDEO.  I am torn between exposing this scam (and probably ending the career of those involved) or holding onto it and thus allowing such scam to be ongoing. As someone who have worked in various banks in the late 90's and early 2000's, l have seen it and l can tell you authoritatively that the scam is sanctioned by the Management of every Bank, right from the M.D., to the "trusted" head of Forex Dept in every bank.
so, if anyone should be held responsible for this scam, it should be the "big fishes" (from the Managers, to the M.D's,), not just the "small fries" who man the forex desk. Welcome to Round-tripping 2.0!
We are still on a "long Tin".
Lastpage! Thank you ooo,right now am on that quagmire, i both dollar last week at 242 I want to transfer the bank told me I can't because of the new policy, am upset but it's a bitter sweet,the bank told me they can pay me back my dollar,i should sell and do my transaction in naira,why won't the Naira appreciate, its a bitter sweet but I know it's the best for us on the long run,wont I do another transaction at a lower rate? Let's give credit to the CBN governor not even Buhari he has no control over it. |
Politics › Re: Naira "Appreciation": Why Nigerians Should Not Celebrate by masseratti: 11:55pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
I came late to this thread,Op my brother pls is there anything like black market in UK or the US on foreign currencies? If you say those currencies are highly valued I will give you ten countries where their currency have less value and you won't find black market, the black currency market is the same way we have the black fuel market,the more you look the less you see.some people are making money from it while others suffer.for now I rest my case.open a new thread and let's debate on this I can't even read through the whole 7 pages. |
Romance › Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by masseratti: 11:43pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
proxillin: I met this lady during my NYSC service.
She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.
With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.
We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.
Her lodge was very close to mine.
I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).
Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.
She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.
She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.
I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.
She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.
We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".
I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"
She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."
I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".
Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.
But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:
1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.
2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.
3. Always glue to her phone
4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.
5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.
And many more signs.
Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.
FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN): This thread is not for you.
Signed National Coordinator, Vaseline Association of Nigeria you ve got your self a good girl,try and understand her so dat you can enjoy her more,i was had a girl like that trust me once you can unlock d door it will b d best you ve ever had. |
Culture › Re: How The Next Ooni Will Emerge – Priest by masseratti: 11:39pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
gidjah: That one gone since early this yr o,it was covered up coz he died in naija unlike our owambe pple hu took an 85 demon to london!dem wanted him to live forever, but na only god be forever.Benin don go tey tey tey!? lolzzzz,you funny though, btw am yoruba,but hey no matter their legend or stories,they do really have similarities, i was made to understand that the oonis are not blood descendants of Oduduwa,they are more of a custodian to his crown,his blood descendants are the Oba of benin, Alafin and the rest.I adore the binis sha they upheld tradition better. |
Crime › Re: Teenagers Attack Shops, Stab Three To Death (PHOTO) by masseratti: 8:40am On Aug 04, 2015 |
What kind of arrant non sense is this? If they know their names what are the elders in that area doing? Teenagers? Yorubas need to wake up,this attitudes has to stop,either they go to school,learn commerce or a skill. |
Politics › Re: "I Asked God To Protect Me By Making Jonathan Lose" - Amaechi by masseratti: 8:28am On Aug 04, 2015 |
diamondtutu: Ok ,thanks for betraying your ppo,hope u converts soon.
Wait.. FTC for thiis early morning. *singing my tribal song* (Bini)
Uruese baba o Uruese obuyimwen Uruese Uruese Uruese baba ooooo
I dedicate this victory to all The Oba of benin who is still alive and healthy,all Edos on NL,and members of winners chapel,and sailors worldwide,ans my baby mama,Eno. You remain the best.
*warm my stew* r u sure the Oba is still alive? |
Culture › Re: How The Next Ooni Will Emerge – Priest by masseratti: 8:05am On Aug 04, 2015 |
ITbomb: APC might rig it if it was an open election and a dullard would have emerged as the Ooni (god forbid!) well when it comes to traditional rulers,thr Governors has the last say on who ascend the throne. By the way when last did anyone hear about the Oba of benin? |
Fashion › Re: Africa's high coiffure: Shocking And Beautiful Hairstyles by masseratti: 4:00pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
Ain't nothing African with those hairstyles |
Family › Re: How I Escaped Having Sex In My Early Teens (A Must Read For Parents)! by masseratti: 5:59pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
thundafire: SO NA DIS TRASH MAKE FP CHAI NL ADMIN UNA DY SLEEP DY APPROVE SHIT I tire ooo,the thing no even get head or tail, I guess Op was born in 2009 because he is in his late teens now. |
Politics › Re: DSS Should Quiz Two Nairalanders by masseratti: 5:55pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Op if you are working with DSS And you are concerned about this jobless Nairalanders, i think it's better you find a new Job,what happened to the discrete nature of your job that you have to open a thread about this,if they are threat to national security do your job secretly and nip it, you don't have to advertise it for people to know you are working, what are you trying to do create fear in people not to talk or insult their President? He'll no we did worse to Jonathan and if PMB disappoint Nigerians he will get double dose,shalom. |
Politics › Re: Buhari,Govs Of Lagos,Ogun And Kebbi States Leave Nigeria 4 Benin Republic(Pics) by masseratti: 11:29am On Aug 01, 2015 |
Are this trips really necessary? Is there no phone? If they must talk face to face there is Skype nau,haba,if the United States won't sell us weapons, Brazil,Russia eastern European countries are there.lets buy more weapons, restrict movements in the Northeast,community Policing and intelligent gathering will weaken Boko Haram. |
Celebrities › Re: Mbong Amata Buys House In America by masseratti: 12:00pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
KINGSAMURAI: another pdp money dat need probing serious one oooo,it musr not b lost. |
Celebrities › Re: Mbong Amata Buys House In America by masseratti: 11:59am On Jul 31, 2015 |
jomile: I wonder where dis female celebrities gets dere money from her story was all over the news couple of years ago,someone leaked her chat with a south south governor, that's why her husband divorced her. |