Weretuntun:
i am in total shock,unable to fathom whether i am dreaming, or in reality.
i come back early from work today,only to hear moaning sound coming from my landlord's room,and went to check only to find father and daughter having hot sex,i shouted and tell them i am going to report them, they have been begging now,not know what to do.

Super story! So you have such unrestrained access to your landlord's bedroom?...and he did not lock his door?
Well if it is true, first extort the banza father to the last coin with a fake assurance not to leak the sadistic news...after paying you the said amount proceed to report the idiot to the Police, the community, his family members and co-tenants as well as his religious group.
Don't forget to give him 45 strokes of the rotan.

jeromestarks:

Na Gwagwalada I buy am.

Okay. Same product inside AMAC will be more than the price you got this one. Enjoy!

captaininiobong:
I want to appreciate nairaland for the wonderful opportunity to get a job.

Congratulations to you, especially coming at this time of the great tinubulation.

finallybusy:
You never hear of dark skin Africans doing this. Maybe it happens, but western media covers it up. Once the person thinks of how many potential women he can sleep with, he’ll change his mind quickly.

Someone set himself ablaze in Galadimawa recently. He took a 4 liter plastic can and purchased PMS which he used to commit the act.

Hope it's not made-in-Gwarimpa?

advanceDNA:
Pakistani Muslim are a different breed of muslims.... They consciously look for virtually anything they can call blasphemy so they can kill.....

Just add Rohingya muslims and Indonesians to that list.

Jennyclay:
Still better than Nigerian men

Shior!!

Still better than your Papa,brothers and uncle who sexually violated you.

Mko123:
@jennyclay

I'd like to screenshot all your gibberish just to show it to your father, brother, uncle and any other male relations to see what they've invested on.

Those people you mentioned are the same people that sexually violated her in her early teen which explains her constant man-hating posts on NL.
She is unwell and needs the services of a psychiatrist and a psychologist.

BBIA:

You never leave for italy?

to cross into through the mediterranean.

She na local fowl, she can't afford to pay for a ticket to Italy.

Stephench:

You guys condone evil. Your society take hard stand against things that are not actually detriment to the society while they ignore the real problem and you'll keep clapping for them.

Would you be happy to see your younger sister go to class in mini skirt? Una go just dey form mumu wokeness.

EmiDon11:
Dear people on nairaland, by this time tomorrow, I will be in CASABLANCA Morocco by God's Grace
Pls this is my first outside country flight
Pray 4 ur boy.
I ve a lot to say but I don't have time
I need to start today in arrangements

Wish you a safe trip and all the best.
While there if you're a smoker try Marrakesh weed and no allow your papers expire even for 1 day. Enjoy!

Naija Okpo sabi get fancy names sha

Good. Why would you wear a mini skirt to class? No be only book dem dey learn for school you should learn morals too. Yaro banza!

VeryWickedMan:
These are confam pure breed Ekukelites rubbing charcoal on their nose to disguise themselves as foreign breed in order to garner sympathy, treats and perks.

Na their father dem dey deceive not me.


You can either drop fresh shit near them or give them 2 months and their true colours will show out.

Give them 2 months

Okay, commendable ...but with hundreds of billions as allocations most state governments in Nigeria have nothing tangible to show for it, this kind project na LG level be this.

Police go still collect bribe from him hand.

Do your research well, some African countries are hostile to Nigerians...for good reasons.
Also check Angola, Mauritius, Cape Verde. In Asia South Korea is a good destination for teachers and the pay is good, China too and Japan.
You apply for English Language teacher because English Language teachers stand a higher chance of getting a job.

Will the Agro-Rangers be armed with Ak's to confront the armed Fulani terrorist herdsmen? ... anything short of that will be a waste of time and will just make them easy targets.

Ynix:


Religion of the devil

Religion is a cancer.

Track the criminal and make him pay for his actions.

Most are just glorified secondary schools especially the state government owned universities.

Ladies, don't listen to this slowpoke. What will she say about someone like Nicky who found fame and fortune in her 30's?
Banza!

Intergrated:
Ashawoo don drop quote.

"- talk to the guy she's cheating on you with. Beg him. Most times, it's the other guys that can't just let her be. Don't forget to tell him how much she mean to u

- check whether you've done anything wrong and tender ur apology to her.

- some women won't tell you what you did wrong, so they resort to cheating. Ask her what ur offence is tahr made her cheat. Fix things!

- u can also tell the guy she's cheating on you with that this is the girl u want to marry.
Unless he lacks conscience, he'll definitely leave"

Just imagine!
To flog this OP dey hungry me. With this kind mentality women go value okpa pass you. If any guy comes to meet me to leave a girl for him na that time i go fvck the girl pass sef. OP na Yaro Banza!!!

As toto sweet like this man go leave am go dey fvck him fellow man strong nyash?
Hand them over to the Police asap, they've committed an offense according to Nigerian law...plus they are a disgrace to man-hood. Banza Kawaii.

650k?

I guess the prophet didn't see that coming...prophet indeed. RIP to him.

So you mean the guy doesn't know his girlfriend is a loose girl?
Well, now he knows.
Instead of walking away him suppose gape her after the show, who walks away from a free sex slave?

EreluRoz:
My mind went somewhere else when I saw hungriest black hole.
I need to start going to fellowship again, it's been a battle between worldly life and Christlike life

Where did your mind go to?

7m?

EreluRoz:


Do you people actually make money from this crypto true true?

I don't even take anyone into this crypto thing seriously, it's same as betnaija gambling to me and if not why is it only men that do the crypto thing and the very few women involved are tomboy?

What a dumb take.