₦airaland Forum

Soso990240:
Haters must hate. Why didnt you advise Ronaldo to join Lille? Messi wanted to leave because the president then messed up Barca transfer, Larpote came in as president and promised to settle thimngs, Messi accepted, even took 50% paycut. What else do haters want from this man?

Haters want him to play for free. I have learnt never to take negative critics seriously. You just can't please them.

NwaOhafia:
Does it mean these guys don't work 9:00hrs to 17:00hrs over there?

The best thing you can do to you self, children, grand children is to leave Nigeria behind

Summer holiday, bro.

gimakon:
Not every Nigerian who lives in Nigeria do yahoo,
Not every Nigerian who lives in Nigeria sells drugs in India, Cambodia and co,
Not every Nigerian sells girls overseas for trafficking,
Not every Fulani man supports fulani herdsmen,
Not every Hausa person in the North is Muslim.
I wish I can go on...

Dont stereotype bad deeds to Locals, and people living abroad are saints. All depends on individuality.. Some people are devils , and hasn't stepped foot outside here before.
Think about it..

Plain truth!

myfantasies:
Thanks a lot for the words of encouragement, thank God everything is working out fine

You are welcome. Do have a splendid day.

myfantasies:
It's not easy , I lost my job due to COVID-19 then , so I couldn't meet up with the loan, last year was terrible.

I know how it feels to be indebted for a prolonged period of time. Very sickening. The heart turns sour. To think straight will be difficult. One wakes up every day heavy at heart, praying to GOD to keep the creditor away at least for that day. It's a horrible situation. But circumstances sometimes plunge one into it.
Stay strong, it will pass. Life is a daily fight.

myfantasies:
I remembered when I was in debt , it was a real depressing situation, suicide always cross my mind.

I can't eat or sleep, I became a shadow of my former self.

Thank God I am overcoming the obstacles, I am taking it one step at a time.

I have got three sacred principles which I try to religiously uphold. One of them is I must avoid debts by all means.
Debt can destroy one's joy.

Throwback:
This is the freedom that terrorist have promised the people who have to accept it without complain.

North East
South East

Towing the same path till the people who once embraced them are forced to form civilian JTF to rescue themselves from self inflicted terror.

Never ever welcome anyone you did not elect to lead you, yet is trying to usurp the legitimate government.

Seriously it's shocking. People are being forced to comply with an illegal order. Biafra will be worse than North Korea, for sure.

Bishop4real:
And where is the freedom you're talking about? You claim you want freedom from FGN but here you are justifying you're own brazen denying of the freedom of others.

North Korea in the making. This is what Biafra is going to look like. A state of coercion, the exact accusations they lay at the feet of Nigerian government. Pitiable drama.

tholhusomhie:
I see. Just be prepared that the vehicle will drive you instead of you driving it. Even bicycles sell for about that price under PMB.

You are a wicked somebody!

onlinestaff2020:
She is not emotionally balanced for a stable relationship.

Fickle minded in the sense that she can stab you in the chest with a knife and still stab you 35 times all over your and conclusively feed your dikk to the dogs.

Please, don't unleash the beast in her as she is trying not to bring the werewolves outta of her.

My best suggestions is that you should diss her and stay alive.

Sincerely, on this whole thread you are the only person who discerned what the said girl actually meant by her fickleness statement.

It shows you didn't just read her statement with common eyes; you read it with your soul's eyes.

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

I used to rate you an intelligent fellow. But this whole essay of yours shows how slow you are at thinking critically.

For a start the program is an interactive session for people experiencing difficulties in marriage. Your hatred for church growth, as if they were responsible for the poor state of your country and self, hastened you to spew rubbish just for empty 'likes and shares' from fellow dark minds like you.
Another reason you wrote this rubbish is because the theme is captioned in pure pidgin, a Nigerian version of English that everyone across the board understands fully well. Inferiority complex personified!

For GOD sake the theme is a vivid picture of how most people lament in marriages. They used this theme so they can easily reach all classes of people who are finding it very difficult to cope with their partners in marriage.

The church leadership who came up with this caption is culturally aware of its environment. I doubt you live in Port Harcourt. The word 'chei' is a popular exclamation there. People usually use it to express shock, unexpected loss or disappointment. Did you know this? This shows that the church in question knows its environment.

But look at you, you couldn't look twice to fully grasp the purpose of a relationship-healing program like this one. Boom! You vomited stinking venom all over the place.

I am truly sorry for you.

Tintinnoty:
The best decision I've made was starting my own business immediately after graduation.

Everyone cannot be a business owner. If everyone ventured into private business, how will the society be built? Who is going to work for who?
Developed and advanced economies are doing well because they have a dedicated army of selfless workers who are happy to work in teams for the greater good.
Please get over this nonsense in your head!

Tajbol4splend:
You can hide money but you can't hide wealth, it ain't that easy

A very very valid point. A man can easily slaughter a chicken inside his little kitchen. But can he do so with a full grown elephant? Truly, wealth cannot be locked in a box.

SimplyFacts:
Thanks for this.
I'm hopeful things we get better someday. Charity, they say, begins at home. Truth is that; if commoners can have some pity on fellow commoners, we would have less stones to throw at the government.

Well said!

naijaman2225:
NA D TIP OF THE ICEBERG FBI JUST SHOW.

Exactly o.

DuduParaPara:
Okay na.

One thing for sure is that Kyari is in for it on this one.

They knew he would deny hence they kept quiet and finished investigations before calling him out.

I'm sure they haven't even revealed 25% of what they know about his involvement in this case and other ones.

Hushbingo might not be the only fraudster he has done dirty jobs for.

When he gets there he will be shocked to see that there may be 4 other cases against him.

All those people Kyari must have killed extrajudicially might be in their Graves now crying for justice.

Now justice is about to come.

All those yahoo boys that have one police Oga that they call immediately roadside police or SARS stops them will agree that yes there are many corrupt police officers like Kyari and they will some be fished out.
Karma is really a b.i.t.c.h

Truly there could be multiple cases waiting to be thrown at him once he sets foot in the US. This, I am sure, is his worst nightmare right now.

Commentor:
By the way I'm not a norther.

I'm from SS believe it or not.

I simply hate the way northerners are misrepresented.

Are you serious? I have always followed your comments here. It will take something remarkable for me to believe you. However this doesn't in any way indicate hate or ill feeling towards people from the north.

By the way, I did enjoy the one year I spent serving in Taraba state. Warm people, I must confess.

Yusman316:
Aboki is a term for a friend while almajiri is a term for a learner like a student. But u guys turned these words to deregulatory terms just to insult those who are different from u. And in turn u want them to be happy with u, and trust u.
U insult the North and Northern leaders and don't expect them to be nepotistic towards u people when they are in power?

Thanks for this free lecture. Sincerely I didn't know the real meaning of almajiri until now. I wonder why people delight in turning a good name description into something bad. Very baffling.

Commentor:
Go through the thread then correct yours.

I just told him also.

Springboot:
Some of you and the very dumb people that liked your comment, there was nothing like oil money in Nigeria during his life time, he already died long before oil was discovered.

I am sorry to say that you are the odd man here. The dude is a known northerner. His comment is sarcastic. He made it to get the attention of some typical southerners who always scream 'oil money' whenever topics related to northern luxury are posted here.

Modify your comment, oga.

DoggoneDogg:
Your made men - bank MDs, CEOs, Ministers, Heads of big public parastatals, Permanent secretaries etc - are all working for salary till 65 but some ignorant itunes gift card low budget yahoo boy in your friend's list will tell you he can never work for salary & he is his own boss yen yen yen.

Yet in his life, he may never reach the heights of those men I highlighted above while you can if you know your onions.

Okay.

Wicked guy! You just punctured their stupid ego. All we hear nowadays is this 'be your own boss' nonsense. Mentality of rebels. No wonder most of them quickly sink into fraud after failing to break through in their egoistic private business venture abi adventure.

Modified.
And let me add this. Any society where people resent being led, rendering service as part of a team and providing support for a bigger whole, believe me, such a society will never see meaningful development.
For you to even be able to lead others successfully, you must first be led successfully.

samguru:
you hacked into my brain bro,

Men are not safe again, yesterday my friend's wife unleashed terror on my friend just because he assisted a female colleague in his office to receive some items.

1.Phone screen destroyed

2. Car windscreen smashed

3. Wrist watch destroyed

4. 3 debits cards destroyed

5. Me self chop small slap (Say na me dey teach him husband to cheat on her)


yet she is still threatening divorce.

In a movie? That dude must be in deep shit!

jaxxy:
It’s is obvious the church is now a business organization and venture. See talk.

Start one, let's see how you would fare after 10 years. To criticize is very easy.

ANDREW91:
This pastor nor get sense, you collect salary every month but yet can't generate revenue for the church. When u were collect salary no social media knew about it

Most people will abuse you for this statement of fact. This is the exact reason why Nigeria is dying daily. People want to enjoy salaries, allowances and wages without being productive. How can a nation grow if its people don't add anything to it?

The Living Faith Church I know pays their pastors monthly salary. Does it mean that the said pastor wants to be getting paid for doing nothing? Free salary from headquarters accounts while you gallivant as a branch pastor with no fruits? He is a criminal! He needs to return what has been paid to him so far.

I like the way LFC has applied the law of redundancy. Whatever is not fruitful should be chopped off! People can cry blood for all I care. Sentiments don't achieve goals. And only a leader without set goals will condone unproductive subordinates.

salem1996:
Whatever you do, believe it or not, we gonna meet our creator and account how we live while on earth. Whether we contributed to the moral sanity of the people and do God's will, or we joined in ruining the world and acted against God. Whatever you believe on, I pray you ain't wrong but seriously, I've got Jesus as the one I hold unto.
May we all find truth as we move in this sick and vanishing world.

R.I.P. I've got no power to criticize you young lady. We all have our struggles, trying to keep up with God's will, sometimes we win, sometimes we fail, and then try to get back to Jesus through consistent repentance, and we continue till we overcome those sins. Perhaps she was a believer too, who slips away and couldn't find her way back due to pressure and desire to keep up with life. May you be judge with mercy.

Sincerely you are a preacher with a humane heart. You should write tracts. There is something unique about the way you pass the message of salvation. Thumbs up! More wisdom and grace!

Judolisco:
If dis guy no grow up ignore all dis racial abuse.. E go jst turn morata.. Nobody takes morata seriously again

Please don't remind of Morata. I used to harbour high hopes for that dude. But it's all flushed down the drain now. He is now a shadow of what many dreamt he would be.

Ndipe:
This is a Church not a club, hence, they shouldnt have done it. Completely disapprove of it.

Which church? A shrine you meant. Don't be deceived.

InvertedHammer:
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If you like pray from now till eternity, the only definition of a true man of God in Nigeria is whoever dey do giveaway. Even as a politician, if you don't share rice and money, you are on your own. As a celebrity if you don't do frequent giveaways, your fan base will dwindle. Nigerians only judge based on selfish outcomes. Worshipping God for love is not among the options.

If the Church of Satan starts giving out N10k to every participant after services, there will not be an auditorium big enough to contain their followers in Nigeria. Nigerians are only looking for miracles.

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You just painted a faultless picture of many Nigerians. 'Awoof' lovers.

sirjamesjnr:
. What did he do that makes him a wizard? Please base your answer with biblical facts. Who are we to judge? I am ashamed of today's wizard in the name of Christian. I don't like his methods of healing, but his love for humanity, his humility and simple message of Grace make me respect him.

Oga, any satan can share rice and money. After all, our politicians do same. This is a strategy of false prophets to launder their image in order to deceive folks like you in this present time.
Pray for the spirit of discernment. Without this spirit, many like you will go down with false prophets and teachers.

Lordofalmajiri:
Stfu ,Oga!!! Who are you judge?? Wizard that has helped thousands ?? no make me vex this morning

You want to perish with that damned wizard. Blind churchgoer! I am praying for your deliverance.

slimman007:
I don't know you man of God but all I can say is that God in his mercy will continue to guide and protect you...I am so ashamed to be called Christian in a time like this seeing the hypocritical attitude of our so called Daddy G.O's even in death they still hate this great man of God.I don't want to utter any negative words against them but all I can say is that God will judge them all and they should remember that everyone will taste death..What give me joy is that prophet TB Joshua is in heaven and most in importantly the lives in touch while on earth with us..Shalom

Which heaven? Be careful not to put your soul in eternal jeopardy in an attempt to defend a damned wizard. Purge yourself of stupid emotions. That dude was a first-class wizard.
I weep for many Christians in Nigeria, you folks are very dead spiritually.