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Can't believe I was once a m*m*.


I remember many years ago, i saw off my ex(smallie) and her sister to their hood. We had to trek because the change i had wasn't enough for bus-fare. We trekked for miles under the rain and got closer to their crib. Then i did it. I gave them the last card in my pocket to board a bike and still gave them the umbrella to use. Then i turned around and began my exodus back home. I got home no food. I slept without food.

Love or lust is not for the weakminded. E go do u strong thing

The heart of men is definitely wicked. We need to apologise to the devil because humans have made him a saint. The devil himself can't commit crimes some evil men commit these days.

That killer is a pure reprobate. No sign of remorse.

There's no filth like Nigerian politics

End o end o, shakara don end o!

She just started the journey to a thrilling experience

Nah

What do you want to use to pay the tithe? Is it I.O.U? The church should be the one paying sef. As they get from Pauls they should give to Peters. Gaskia!

You better don't spoil business for dem, before dem go swear for you.

lereinter:
Lolzzzzz
"You won't judge him"

Shhhh!

What hard drug does not make addicts do, does not exist. It seems like the effect of hard drug. You guys should try to revive her. Get her water to wash her head and face. Make her stay where she is till she comes around, then ask her if she knows the guy.

Good advice.


The problem with Nigeria is not the leaders(who we know are insensitive and selfish) but the people who wield electoral power but lack electoral reasoning. The leaders only leverage on the stupidity of the masses. Take Tinubu for example, whether he's 59 or 69 or 79 or 89 years old, he looks too frail to lead a nation with numerous challenges. This same man would never employ a frail lookin applicant or appoint a frail looking employee to head his AlphaBeta company. That goes to Atiku as well. Just that Atiku appears healthier than Tinubu. But many of the masses are drumming support for hags, seniles, and old-timers who don't give a damn about them. Once again, Nigeria's problem is not the leaders but the people.

When the going was good for months, he didn't come out to confess and admit it was a mistake. Now that the affair has been exposed, it has now become a mistake. Well, i won't judge him though. I expect him to switch to another genre of music, like that of Naira Marley.

And she didn't die? Well, hollandia yoghurt is also a chemical.

Watch how they'll disburse billions to buy potties and build public toilets only to embezzle half of the money and later use the bogus project as one of their achievements during election.

This okposo guy too like woman. Ask Stellar Damascus how this billygoat was after her when she lost her late husband Jaiye

Mine is a boardgame called crosswords, popularly known as scrabble. I play this game everyday after work(6pm to 10pm). Well, it was a harmless substitute for 'mmayan'

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. The not so tough gives up.

Don't stay at home hoping for opportunities or fortune to knock on your door. Go out there and compete with others to seize opportunities. Also, your lack of ideas might be the reason you're in the low ebb. Rather than lie, staring at the ceil(where your demon might fill your mind with the two .'S' resolutions, you should sit and think of ideas that would elevate you.

Very tragic. I pray no life was lost.

Hm

Hmm

Maria411:
You can believe me or not
And please if you really care
All I wrote there is true
Anyway thank you for your contribution

I didn't expect you to put up a defence. He's right in every ramification.

There are two possibilities to her plea. The truth and the lie. Let's assume her tale is a lie and it turns out to be the truth, a lost life cannot be recovered. Let's assume her tale is a truth, and it turns out to be a lie, a lost money can be replaced. Yes it's quite unfortunate many have abused privileges like this, but that shouldn't stop us from considering to offer help to the needy.

Hmm

Only weaklings avoid women like that. Truly, some women have very high orgasmic threshold, but there are subtle ways to to make them climax. If men avoided women who use intimacy gadgets for reasons best known to them, who then would approach them, robots? Raccoons?

Don't fight Tunisia as if it's the final. Fight Tunisia as we foughtEgypt. Save the best for the last.
I wish us Victory!

Elianawalker:
every body is dumb... we all are.

dont assume things like this because they would make you sound less intelligent. you cant say most beautiful women are dumb, i doubt you had met a thousand beautiful girls, you sound sentimental.

my comment should be taken personal

Coming from you who didn't get me in the first place, i'll take it as a compliment. Well, you did assume that 90% of men are caligynephobic. I only stated a counter opinion about the general assumption that most beautiful women are light-headed, you know. All the same, women are wonderful, irrespective of their looks.

"Crazy things are happening, crazy things are happening..." Omalay comes to mind. So this one would expect pastor to call one choir mistress to let him test if the 'pimpim' is still working abi

blasted12:
Yes well said but that's not the point of the thread. Some people like gidgiddy and co argued that Nnamdi Kanu cannot be changed and convinced for making inciting statements and verbal threats against the state. The aim of this thread is to prove them wrong

Well, what's good for the goose should be good for the gander. I remember what Buhari himself said about Boko haram terrorist and about baboon and dog being soaked in blood in the wake of the 2011 election. Are those not inciting statements/clamours as well?

Elianawalker:
what do you mean by outwit a donkey

Exactly! Well, let me elucidate my point, since you've proven me right. Most beautiful women(not all) are by default assumed to be empty up there, you know, the skull. The 90% of the men who are intimidated are the men who don't know. The 10% of men who are not are the ones who know this, plus they don't use their eyes to appraise women but their ears.

Elianawalker:
90% of men are naturally intimidated by beauty...

Well you're right about a percentage of men having caligynephobia. But those are the broke guys. And I'm sure you also agree that 90% of beautiful women cannot outwit a donkey.

Heroism gone wrong!

'Maybe breeze don blow, fowl bumbum don open.'

That's a country that works, unlike one who let's a bandit advocate visit the bandits and speak for them. An advance society would keep a close watch on potential threats, evaluate their threat level, use gestures or physical evidence to zero in on the threats and have them incarcerated before they can commit the crime.