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So sad!

Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am.

I'll categorize your bizzare addiction as 'colpodophilia.' You need counselling.

So sad!

The solution is simple if you really want to keep your job.

Go buy plenty garlics and chew them regularly. I guarantee you, she'll look the other way after perceiving your breath. Thank me later ok?!

kb83:
You don't understand international politics very well am sorry. You forgot the same sanctions were placed on North Korea for years and yet the survived to the point that the West does not have leverage over them today, sanctions sometimes is good, it helps you look in words and prevents over reliance on others, I tell you, if Russia whethers the storm of this sanctions, prepare yourself for a new World Power.

You actually think North Korea is doing well? Read up about the standard of living over. They are suffering like Job. A country with zero to 1 percent foreign investment/investors.

The presidential ticket should be thrown open ......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to the SOUTH!

When you realise that most stories in the Bible don't add up.

When you realise you weren't born with religion but with humanity, then you're mature.

Nice one!

Hmm.

Well, you have to have two, to be able to discard one.

We only have one, we don't intend discarding it.

Sovereignty can be achieved without violence. At least let it be the last resort.

...Complete the story here' just messed up the story. Now i'm starting to think your story is 'tales by moonlight'.

Well, whether it's real or fictional, never be the first to chicken out from a marriage. And it's true that you don't value what you have until you've lost it.

Let me seize this opportunity to publicly apologise to my woman. I'm sorry for what i did. I love you, i love the beautiful kids we have. I miss you like a baby misses B.M

Crazy things are truly happening!

The second sentence is the most appropriate

The truth is the truth even if it was said by someone you don't like.

I still wonder how people support a government that oversees a country with high level of insecurity and bad economy.

SalisuJasper:
can you explain further

If you're serious about turning a new leaf, go check yourself into a rehab so you can get the help you need before you end up as a serial rapist(that's if you're yet to be).

But if you think you can't turn a new leaf, just waste yourself to save nine!

For me, if minority report is anyway possible, i'd take you before you hurt innocent people.

".Do i need help or something".

Is this a rhetoric question or what? You don't just need help, you need assistance, you need auxiliary, and you need sense.

But the fact remains, only you can help you!

qekng40:
All I see are bullies.
The moment you can't be bullied, they term you something else!
I won't say more.
#Pray4Nigeria

So who's bullying who?

Najdorf:
See wickedness... It retreated but you still went back to kill it with another kick

Actually, it wasn't my intention to finish the dog off. That day i was vexed by someone i couldn't lay hands on, so i got another opportunity to vent/anger my frustration on. That's bygone though.

It's relative though!

For small dogs, well you can stand your ground and they won't bite/attack you, just bark at you! For big dogs, you have to have steel balls to stand your ground. The best way to wade off an attack from a big dog is to hold a baseball stick. The dog won't risk sustainin injuries.

Well, i've once killed a dog that charged at me. I shielded my legs with my laptop bag. I gave it a powerful swipe kick on its head. It got stunned and retreated to a corner. I went after it and gave it another kick. It ran away. The next time i came to that house to check on a client, i was told the dog died. Well, it was self defence i told them.

Truthwords:
Q. What was the original name of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation?

A. Bill and Melinda Gates Institute for Population Control.

Some of you shouting conspiracy theorists, do you believe me now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrxNZ7AkOss

They were doing us a favour. Come and see numerous almajiris roaming the streets in the north. They are impending terrorists and bandits.

Sad!

It's hopeless in this country. Isn't it high time state of emergency was declared in kaduna, zamfara, kebbi, borno, katsina? What are the soldiers lazing in the barrack being paid for? Pour them out to man the roads, tracks, the forests and have them highly supervised.

This man is a lower primate like the lima or the lemur. The use of 'would' makes it a prediction, not a prophesy.

Was the award category 'best behaved' actor? He deserves the best actor award because he was voted for as the best. For punitive and condemnation measures, charges should be pressed by the assaulted and probably the academy can bar him from appearing in next academy award. He shouldn't have slapped the host, but he did and that doesn't change the fact that he's the best actor this year.

Bad news everywhere!

Where exactly is this country heading to?!

Is it that these robbers don't read or listen to news on how mobs burn their comrades in the evil act when they get caught?

[quote author=Babastrong post=111409169][/quote]It's less likely shortened 3rd, 4th, 5th digits phalanges would affect her walking when she grows. Her mother should bfeed her well during nursing, and feed her with nutritious meals rich in calcium during weaning. I'm pretty sure she'll walk normal and dazzle like a prince when she grows.

Congenital defect it seems. Well, they just have to wait it out and hope/pray the phalanges grow. But then, don't forget that phalanges don't grow to equal length.

Terrible!


People are now used to darkness that when they restore the power, everyone is indifferent, but when they seize the power, everyone rejoices.

And the so called leaders have gathered somewhere conventing, when they haven't solve one single problem bedevilling this country. Truly pathetic!

ok

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

Bad idea.! With the high rate of inflation in this country, saving in naira may not be a good idea. Why not buy commodities you can resell later?