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Weird!

Having a transgender procedure to change the outward look doesn't change the inward physiology. His sex gamete still remains XY. Not until that changes, he stil and will always remains a man on the inside.

They simply took over abandoned buildings.

Tell her never to follow any male friend to gist under any tree in camp.

If they stop serving you food, then you're no longer welcomed.

If they stop offering you cold bottled water and start giving you ordinary water in plastic cups, then you're no longer welcomed.

If they stop switching on the TV, then you're no longer welcomed.

If there's a broom kept by the corner for you to see, then they want you to see that you're no longer welcomed because as soon as you leave, they'll sweep your unwelcomed footsteps out of their house.

The economy is biting hard. Make visiting as brief as possible, and once in a long while

Ignorance eh!

If you knew the worth of scorpion venom in foreign market, you would stop killing scorpions, and rather start keeping scorpions.

Next time, capture it alive, even if you have no idea what to do with it.

Report the matter to the police. They would contact orile police station, who would in turn send officers to the hotel to check on her, even if it would cost you some money.

By working smart, not just hard, and accumulating my earnings for a year. That was how!

If you have three cars and I have one, we can only drive one at a time. If you have eight italian shoes and I have one, we can only wear one at a time. My point is, contentment is golden!

Legit pays! Patience pays!

Crazy things are happening everywhere in the world

A belief against blood transfusion, but not against surgery nor drinking alcohol? That's a belief for dimwits. I lost a close friend 17yrs ago because of this dimwit belief. His uncle declined the request to get blood for transfusion. Boko haram is a learner where jehovah witnesses are in extremism.

In other words, Ukraine is on her own.

Never will someone push me into a fight he will not join me to fight. Will humanitarian assistance relieve my swollen face or restore my fallen teeth, let alone lost life?

What da heck is going on? Is Putin hell bent on destroying the earth by being provoked and also provoking other nations into a nuclear conflict? With the way things are unfolding, World War 3 is imminent.

Dumbest condolence message ever.

Later when these bandits are arrested, you dimwits will brand them 'repentant' and release them to continue with their nefarious acts.

What we have as leaders are high calibre idiots.

End the war please!

Nature has also sanctioned Russia. No warmth!

I hope it's not the fear of World War 3 that's making you sell all these items

The Nigerian Army wouldn't like the publicity of pictures of fallen heroes. I'd advise you pull down those pictures a.s.a.p!

Na now we go begin relish our wife food for house even if fish or meat no dey am.

700naira per plate times 3 meals, times 7 days, times 4 weeks, equal 58 tasunz, say who shoot bird mama?!

They didn't get patronized, that's why.

5yrs old pupil? Abi Chucky?

My friend go and recharge your line and see a thumbs up on the meter.

It was that idiot who issued you the ATM card. He took note of your ATM card's number and the Security (the 3-digit security code behind the card). He must have sent it to his buddy who immediately used the code to deposit/fund their bet account requiring no OTP. Let your husband go with you so he can slap the light out of him. Just imagine!

Datboredberry:
It's not necessary to kneel... If he's gonna propose, my boyfriend has to do something insanely romantic!

I have a problem with the fact that he told you that he's not going to kneel... He's attached a meaning to the act... And it's weird...

There was no need to voice it out... He could have just proposed without kneeling...

He's probably proud... He doesn't mind that you're gonna bear his last name and so would your children!

He's probably principled. I'm pretty sure your grandpa didn't kneel to propose to your grandma. He probably stood with her under a tree, held her hands and popped the question. And i'm sure they had a great marriage

He's probably not a fan of 'kneel to propose.'

Well, you could try stand on a table when he's about to pop the question since he insists kneeling to propose is not his thing,

Stylishly showing off your girlfriend shey?!

Hmm.


So in other words, their description of a real man is men's description of a slave.


Deep!

Well, that na wahala for those wey never marry.

In my place, all first born are male.

A mad man with 6000 nukes must be feared. The only thing keeping Russian as one of the world powers is their nuke.
NATO doesn't want to risk provoking a mad man into nuclear conflict, they have a lot to lose than Russia. But if push comes to shove, Russia would be levelled down.

Zelensky, there's nothing much NATO can for you cos you're not a member.

Crazy things are truly happening!

They should send the horse down here let's use him to prepare 'tinko'.

mysticwarrior:
no they are only fueling and prolonging the war, if they really want to help the Ukrainians they should make move to end the war through dialogue, the Ukraineans cannot fight the Russians.

So what have they been doing, dancing with Russia?

Oppressors eventually respect the oppressed when the oppressed stand up against them. Ukraine has stood up against Russia and doing a great deal, even if they eventually surrender.

Two religious dimw*ts.

MufasaLion:
The first Fura I had was from Habib Yoghurt outlet. Although, I do see these Fulani hawkers but I have never patronized them. I get irritated easily and that made me not to even think of patronizing them.

I like Budweiser but I prefer Heineken.

Heineken is cool, but Budweisser is crispy. Well, everyone with his own preference. If you know anyone who needs blood transfusion, advise that person to try BUDWEISSER.

MufasaLion:
Fura de Nunu is really sweet. Such drink shouldn't be bought from those Fulani hawkers because of the poor hygiene. You can get Fura and Yoghurt from Habib Yoghurt outlets and blend it yourself.

I had already been exasperated by the poor hygiene employed by the fulani seller before knowing Habib yoghurt sells it with good hygiene employed in its preparation.

Maybe one of these days i'd give it a risky trial. Bt that would be when Budweisser is no longer in business. Budweisser, the beer other beers wish to be like!