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Elianawalker:
every body is dumb... we all are.

dont assume things like this because they would make you sound less intelligent. you cant say most beautiful women are dumb, i doubt you had met a thousand beautiful girls, you sound sentimental.

my comment should be taken personal

Coming from you who didn't get me in the first place, i'll take it as a compliment. Well, you did assume that 90% of men are caligynephobic. I only stated a counter opinion about the general assumption that most beautiful women are light-headed, you know. All the same, women are wonderful, irrespective of their looks.

"Crazy things are happening, crazy things are happening..." Omalay comes to mind. So this one would expect pastor to call one choir mistress to let him test if the 'pimpim' is still working abi

blasted12:
Yes well said but that's not the point of the thread. Some people like gidgiddy and co argued that Nnamdi Kanu cannot be changed and convinced for making inciting statements and verbal threats against the state. The aim of this thread is to prove them wrong

Well, what's good for the goose should be good for the gander. I remember what Buhari himself said about Boko haram terrorist and about baboon and dog being soaked in blood in the wake of the 2011 election. Are those not inciting statements/clamours as well?

Elianawalker:
what do you mean by outwit a donkey

Exactly! Well, let me elucidate my point, since you've proven me right. Most beautiful women(not all) are by default assumed to be empty up there, you know, the skull. The 90% of the men who are intimidated are the men who don't know. The 10% of men who are not are the ones who know this, plus they don't use their eyes to appraise women but their ears.

Elianawalker:
90% of men are naturally intimidated by beauty...

Well you're right about a percentage of men having caligynephobia. But those are the broke guys. And I'm sure you also agree that 90% of beautiful women cannot outwit a donkey.

Heroism gone wrong!

'Maybe breeze don blow, fowl bumbum don open.'

That's a country that works, unlike one who let's a bandit advocate visit the bandits and speak for them. An advance society would keep a close watch on potential threats, evaluate their threat level, use gestures or physical evidence to zero in on the threats and have them incarcerated before they can commit the crime.

I'm speechless.


May it not be well with all these so called prophesisers who claim God reveal things to them. You're all bastards. You bastard can see which politicians would preside the country or govern the state, but you bastards cannot see impending cruel acts like this. So pathetic!

It's time we adopted the 'Minority report' technique in curtailing/preventing heinous crimes. We can begin by evaluating the threat/crime-tendency of people around and afar. Once a crime tendency has been convincingly established, take the threat out. It begins now. It's time to be vile against the vile. Preventive security mode activated.

It's official now. Humans have stooped lower than animals.

Low budget spiderman

Begging people to join the 'cursed-wagon'

Tolulopefinest:
Wow...Thanks boss. I'm really grateful. God bless you

He has, that's why i'm able to solve it. You're welcome lad!

Hmm. Interesting.
Well, it's not wise choosing the red pill. You might not grow up to the age you are now. So, i'll advise you choose the blue pill. $10million is enough to right your wrong, amend your past.

Let y represent the number
Let ^2 represent square(power of 2).
3 x y - 25 = y^2 - 35
3y - 25 = y^2 - 35
move the terms at the left to the right
y^2 - 3y - 35 + 25 =0
y^2 - 3y - 10 = 0
y^2 - 5y + 2y - 10 =0
y(y - 5) + 2(y - 5) =0
(y - 5) (y + 2) = 0
if y - 5 = 0, then y = 5..
or if y + 2 = 0, then y = - 2..
Thus, y is either 5, or -2. You can take this to the bank!

Cultistupdate2:
Pls if you're in any of these groups thread with caution. We just got a voicenote that they want to add Ghana among the list of their war zone between Black Axee and Vikings to continue killing themselves.

So if you're in any of these groups in Ghana I'll advice you to thread with high caution

Let's encourage them na.

Jackanda1:
I am suprised at your reply. Why do you think you know more about my experience than myself?

You woud have to screen through all my posts/quotes to dig out the answer.

1. Samson (muscle without brain)
2. Solomon (brain without muscle).

Jackanda1:
how do you mean?

The fact you had doubts about religious teachings because of what you read didn't make you an atheist. You chose to stay away from church and that affected your church-going attitude. Here's my advice. Truly 'only fools(ignorami) say there's no God(Nature). Look around, the sea didn't make itself, the mountain, the atmosphere and the universe. Try very hard to regain your church-going attitude by pushing on. Although the church is not an embassy where visa to eternity is issued, it is a gathering of people who who genuinely show you love and care. Plus, it's the least gathering where you'd likey be killed of jealousy or envy.

You're just a confused fellow with a broken compass

Too bad

"I'd rather have a gun and not need it, than need it and not have it."

Anigreat:




What is gone is gone, but the techniques and ways the ex used when smashing the succulent wet pussy can never be forgotten soon.

My ex is now married, but believe me, if I want to smash her now , she'll be so willing to give it to me and thank me even after the smashing. But I am a God fearing type, I don't want to trespass as that is unpardonable offense and a big sin in the eyes of the Almighty.

Your sexual narcissism is misplaced. Your assumption that she settled for less may be wrong. Her new man might just make her realise you were a toddler in the act of s*x.

thesicilian:
I can see why it's very easy for politicians and public servants to steal so much from you and still end up getting your votes and praises.

The hypocritic nature of Nigerian youth on display. You'd likely, no! You'd definitely do worse if you were in his shoes. So don't judge him. He reclaimed his integrity before he passed on. Like a great philosopher would say, 'He with a sin shouldn't cast the stone.'

thesicilian:
There's no peace of mind in hell.
For 11yrs he was collecting salaries without working for it, while depriving the jobless younger generation of opportunities to fill in his position. That is wickedness.

Your counterquote is judgmental. And did you read the story well? He simply restituted the sum of money for the 2 to 3 days in week for 11years he didn't work for due to his health. That's not outright stealing, neither is it iniquitous. That was lack of integrity(low input earning). But now, he has acknowledged his disintegrity and has decided to right his wrong before he sets sail to meet his maker. That's the best way to seek forgiveness. Also, Buhari was right about the Nigerian youths. 90% of them are lazy. If the government can't create enough job for her youths, the youths should get their lazy ass and create jobs for themselves.

Why give up an innocent baby that's part of you(having 50% of your genetic materials) just because of a non-life threatening lie?! SchooI degree is not a trait passed down to offsprings. I never knew the Japanese are also 'short' in their reasoning.

Better late than never. The two things greater than money are family and peace of mind. They are wealth on their own. So, Tinubu, you nko? Diezani, what are you waiting for?

Now it's official that the devil is a saint. He's not half as evil as many humans.

Khuzzy:
Am a contract staff at shell ph and am being paid well..
And I know that’s not the issue

Mind my second paragraph. The first and the third were just teasers. What you experience during sleep is called 'sleep paralysis'.

It is only when someone is broke that his spirit would feel like leaving him. Try get a good job, earn well, and watch how that same spirit would cling on to you like glue on a paper.


But on a more serious note, your experience is medically termed ''Sleep paralysis''. It's a rare natural occurrence, and not any spirituality.



Back to the light note, go get a good job. When you look forward to waking up to a new day to head to work, your spirit and your body would be in accordance.

And we were insulting Buhari for collecting loans from China. The worst part of your stupidity was collecting numerous loans just to flex people that won't attend your burial if depression compels you to kick the bucket. Well, since loan defaulting is not a crime, just brace yourself for the embarrassment and reproach you'd face. Tell your wife about the debts and pay the loans one after the other. Now where are those people you flexed with the loans when you needed them? Nowhere to be found.

Who swore for Africa Nigeria eh?! Good leadership is not about tribe or religion but about good values. I'd rather be led by a good and loyal dog than a biased and corrupt human.