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Moderators, we have a ret*rded baby who jumped out of his cot on the loose. Do the needful please. Fake news

francis247:
DRINKS
Energy drinks
Beer
Fresh yo
Nutri milk
Soya milk

FOOD
Macaroni
Draw soup
Oats

You should have added Fura de Nunu. I don't know who's the seller, the Fulani woman stirring the milk or the houseflies buzzing over it.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Is GAMBLING his only problem?

IF it's so then, there are medications you can put in his drink or pap to enable him desist from such without his notice. I don't know if they are available in Nigeria.
We also have the ones for Alcohol addiction.

If your em you know, laced the drink or pap of your em you know, without his notice, and he found out, you think you would have been born?!

Now boy, you don't lace someone's food or drink or 'pap' without his notice. That's poisoning.

You just won the id**t of the year award.

MALIGNANTGuest:
You just expose your Ignorance.
But it's expected.
U can't know more than what u know now except you expose urself to more knowledge.

You have to ThankGod for Nairaland, else what will someone like me have in common with you.
Our paths wouldn't have ever crossed.
I will advice someone like you to stayput on Nairaland and benefit from the enormous knowledge we deposit here.
When people like you were asked to go to school and study what others have researched, you resorted to prayer houses.
Now it's showing!
Wake Up.

All I needed was your submission to learn newer things you have never been exposed to.

You are after all.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Is GAMBLING his only problem?

IF it's so then, there are medications you can put in his drink or pap to enable him desist from such without his notice. I don't know if they are available in Nigeria.
We also have the ones for Alcohol addiction.

Worst advice ever! I hope you're not a date rapist?

It's obvious you've not seen the movie 'Acrimony' by Tyler Perry. Everyone has his demon(addition). Some demons are soft, some are destructive. Now you don't chicken out on a partner, especially one with a challenge. You help him fight his demon. Talk to him about it. Make him agree to let you keep 80% of his earning every month.

By the way, were you thinking you'd find someone better? Well it doesn't always work that way. Rather than divorce him to find someone better, only to find someone either addicted to something or someone worse, you can work on him to make him the better man you crave.

Admonition from an elder.

P.O.W

If Budweisser was a food, then it is!

Putin, a president with no honour!

Zelenskyr has shown he's a better leader than Putin!

wizonlyson:
see as he fall..yakata for car like person wey don, shayo..anambra footballer indeed..may his soul rest in, ronaldo instagram page..

Never mock the dead son. You're going to be one. Don't invite it too early.

The numerous sanctions and suspensions would coerce him to call the invasion off.

The lives of the innocent should be considered.

Edo youths no dey carry last.

PastorMIsBack:
I've always wanted one but my mum forbade me back then

However, I still want one. It's just for personal use to get me from A to Z. What do you think?

Rainy season is two months away. Don't forget to buy an umbrella along with the scooter.

Deep

God will interfere the same way he did back in David and Goliath's time. With Him on the side of egg, the egg will smash an aggressive coconut.

Na true say na time of war we dey remember and accept say God dey.

War never start well, Russia don collect. Hmm

Russia don forget David and Goliath story.

Hmm. Ajax to score 2-goals in 1st half time and they did. Hmm.
What a pundit!

Dreal1247:
This is funny indeed. Weighing the benefits and the dangers, one has to preserve this delicate life.

And still die someday. Many smoked and died old, while many didn't smoke and died young.

Something must qill* a man. So, just allow them to live their lives the way they can.

At least he returned alive. Allihamdulilai

243 ghosts didn't turn up? I'm sure more than 8,000 ghosts turned up and were cleared just the way child-voters turned up and were accredited to vote in some particular parts of the country.

If I was her father, na to put gun for him head force am to marry *shioma right away!

It's time for you to become 'Van Helsing'. Only you can solve this problem, not the press, not the few good and many bad people of Nigeria. Take charge, track her, get back your son.


As for your mother, well i'd say she succumbed to emotion stress thinking about your challenges, Find her and take her for treatment.

Bitterkola revealed how useless this current administration is.



If you want to know how hopeless Nigeria is now, go and price bitterkola. This nut used to cost N30 for one. Now it costs between N100 to N150 for one.

Nkan ti baje tan ni' ilu yi

Hmm.

Cld be bladder inconsistence. But I thought growing old is a feat.

What or who should we believe now?

I'm sure result from malaria parasite test would reveal +++.

Giants are not usually good at warfares. Ask goliath

It seems the Nigerian prisons harden these criminals the more. If the prisons are not reforming these criminals, then the prisons should discreetly demise criminals through food poisoning. Period!

clinton44:
Ok deal

Escrow? Receipt? Any fault with the router?

Sammie Okposo ProMax!


These ones have bastardized religion to 'papa n mama play.'