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PropertiesRe: Land For Sale by matrix199(m): 1:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
Thief! How much con be land for Asokoro? Jikwoyi wey be outskirt of Abuja. Ole!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Urgently Want To Donate My Kidney by matrix199(m): 1:24pm On Dec 27, 2021
Lol

May no child come through you because it's obvious you're going to traffick, sell, or donate that child.

Why not auction your whole self? Lazy ass!
SportsRe: Barca's "New Messi" Already On His Way Out? by matrix199(m): 1:19pm On Dec 27, 2021
If e no be Panadol, e no fit be like Panadol!
HealthRe: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by matrix199(m): 8:39am On Dec 27, 2021
This is serious.

So, what is the government waiting for to address this environmental pollution? If it was Turkey or UN that invited the government to an environmental conservation summit, they'll be quick to jet out.
Charity begins at home!
EventsRe: Edo Youths Converge At A Hotel To Chill On Christmas (Video) by matrix199(m): 8:23am On Dec 27, 2021
If 10% of Edo youths converged, a local government would not contain them, how much more a hotel, how much more 65.7%.

A small faction of youth does not represent the entire youths.
RomanceRe: Man Uses Durex Condom To Recreate Marvel's Shang Chi "Ten Fiery Rings" Pose by matrix199(m): 8:09am On Dec 27, 2021
Stupidtivity!
CelebritiesRe: Hisbah To Prosecute Parents Of Miss Nigeria 2021 Winner Over Participation by matrix199(m): 6:43am On Dec 27, 2021
Crazy as usual!


I hope her parents would have the balls to tell them the pageant didn't hold in Kano and they should kiss their ass!





Bunch of primitive m.f**ker!
RomanceRe: My Best Friend’s Husband Lied And Used Me Against My Best Friend by matrix199(m): 5:21pm On Dec 26, 2021
Keep the pregnancy, forget about the douchebag and the gold digger and move on.
EducationRe: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by matrix199(m): 5:03pm On Dec 26, 2021
Not just lions but in most big cats. They engage in series of coital rounds to guarantee conception. But then, the leopard and the jaguar have the fiercest sexual encounters.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Money Jonathan Left Behind Couldn’t Sustain Nigeria Three Weeks by matrix199(m): 4:38pm On Dec 26, 2021
BASTARD! Only a bastard talks like this. Even if he didn't leave much, at least he left Nigeria 'sustained', he left Nigeria 20times better than what it is today. These APC dimwits have no honour.
CultureRe: What I Experience Most When I Have Money by matrix199(m): 3:58pm On Dec 26, 2021
My exact experience
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Uche Nwosu Kidnapped In Imo By Security Men (video) by matrix199(m): 12:38pm On Dec 26, 2021
The words used in 2021 with the highest frequency are 'kidnap, abduct-ion/ed, insecurity'.
PoliticsRe: Remembering The Apo Six by matrix199(m): 12:19pm On Dec 26, 2021
Justice must be served!
CrimeRe: (justice For Jesse) An Upcoming Tech Guru Lost His Life by matrix199(m): 8:25am On Dec 26, 2021
Quite sad.
CrimeRe: Man, 28, In Police Net Over Secret S*x With Girl, 14 by matrix199(m): 7:56am On Dec 26, 2021
Does this law not apply to those in the north who marry underage girls?
PoliticsRe: Very Painful As Yoruba Nation Is Denied Publicly By Another Prominent Yoruba Man by matrix199(m): 7:16am On Dec 26, 2021
OsmoGames:
Very Painful As Yoruba Nation Is Denied Publicly By Another Prominent Yoruba Man, Hon Oladidupo Adebutu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbfLU27bnU4
He must be a descendant of Simon Peter.
CrimeRe: Chinese Woman Defecate In Street by matrix199(m): 4:11am On Dec 26, 2021
She's either a peasant, or she's sick in the head.
EducationRe: How Can I Avoid Common Errors In English Grammar by matrix199(m): 4:04am On Dec 26, 2021
Assignment001:
1. 1. Wrong- If you don’t see buns buy meat pie for me : correct - If you can’t get buns to buy, buy mince pie in lieu.
2. Wrong - Mr. Adewale is a radionic: Correct - Mr. Adewale is a radio repairer
3. Wrong- The thief packed away a set of electronic: Correct - The thief/burglar carted away a set of electronic appliances
4. Wrong - The food is kept in the cooler for so that it will remain warm: Correct - The food is kept in the warmer to keep it warm.
For more corrections, associate yourself with dictionists, so to say
Much better now.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lola Needs Love by matrix199(m): 3:42am On Dec 26, 2021
As a relationship expert, i'd suggest you state out the qualities you seek in a man. But first, state out the qualities you have. That would make things easier for you and your prospective man. And do be sure to tell the married ones, the financially dependent ones(broke/jobless/unemployed) to steer clear.
FamilyRe: The Two Men Who Run Mentally (mad) by matrix199(m): 3:30pm On Dec 25, 2021
I wonder why these arrows haven't hit those destabilizing Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Army Releases Female Soldier Who Accepted Marriage Proposal From Youth Corper by matrix199(m): 3:20pm On Dec 25, 2021
Praise Jah!
SportsRe: Messi's Standards Drop In 2021 by matrix199(m): 8:04am On Dec 25, 2021
Misplaced obsession!
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by matrix199(m): 12:13pm On Dec 24, 2021
laluski:
So I'm presently at a phone Engineer shop trying to repair the screen of my wife's phone.This gentlemen walks in and complains of the voice assistant speaking all the time. Instantly I knew someone( maybe his kids) had tampered with the accessibility settings meant for blind people etc
This engineer spoke out my thoughts to the man and charged him 2k..I weak. The man pay o.. something wei no go take me 5 seconds...d man beg to 1k, this engineer no gree...the man pay the money...I just shook my head and dey laugh for my mind
Well, the engineer runs a business venture, not an NGO. The same man might be charging his clients, customers, or patients exorbitant fees. Cycle of life!
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Syndicate Who Buy Cars With Fake Bank Alerts In Enugu by matrix199(m): 4:22am On Dec 24, 2021
Cash or no deal! Transfer confirmation by my bank's app before the deal is closed!
CareerRe: CEO Blasts Security Guard For Sleeping On Duty (Photos) by matrix199(m): 8:19am On Dec 22, 2021
"See CEO wey no get sense." How on earth can one guard run both night and morning duties? That goes to tell the company is a low capital based coy!
RomanceRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Oga's Wife,now This Is Happening by matrix199(m): 2:32pm On Dec 21, 2021
ma373733:
Someone will just sit down in his dad's brown roofed house in Ibadan after eating watery ewa and stale agege bread and start writing fake stories to discredit a another tribe
Stories are either true or untrue, not fake. Even if the story is not true. It's a possible event. Also, your best movie was written by someone who ate hotdog and piece down his imaginations.
RomanceRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Oga's Wife,now This Is Happening by matrix199(m): 2:18pm On Dec 21, 2021
Jeez! He made sure you don't get to impregnate anyone's wife again.


Well, just hope she(your love child) comes looking for you.
CrimeRe: Female Soldier Detained For Accepting Marriage Proposal From A Corp Member. by matrix199(m): 11:36am On Dec 19, 2021
GonzalezAguero:
Don't you understand military code and ethics..?you should know this cos it happens all over the world..
Of course the terms and conditions are same other countries. The terms stipulate that a female recruit is to stay single for the first 3yrs from the time of recruitment. She only accepted to marry him, and not that they exchanged vows. She's still single till they take their vows. That can wait till after 3yrs.
Technology MarketRe: 120gb External Hard Disc For Sale by matrix199(m): 8:49am On Dec 19, 2021
Price. Make it public
CrimeRe: Female Soldier Detained For Accepting Marriage Proposal From A Corp Member. by matrix199(m): 8:33am On Dec 19, 2021
When has accepting a marriage proposal made one a married person?! They only got engaged not married. They can live happily together or apart engaged and get married after the 3yrs. So why detain her when the rule didn't state engagement is not allowed?

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