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Even though both APC and PDP are almost birds of a feather, PDP remains the lesser evil. And trust me, if we'd to choose between the two, we should choose the lesser evil.

Xj2020:
Listen to yourself all over again say that he doesn't know it all and tell me if you actually made sense with that statement ☺️��

What many of you kids fail to realise is that there are members of this forum old enough to be your father. Respond to people's contributions with some iota of respect. Like i said, no one knows it all. Even a Ph.d holder might experience an embarrassing memory skip to a very simple question.

I'm glad to know you're fine.

He doesn't know it all, just the way you don't.

At 93, we just have to thank God for his life well spent.

Young lady, the year is too young for you to bother yourself about what your best friend or people think about your innocent intentions. Get some sleep ok?

The lions must have been used to her likely feeding them. They didn't feel threatened. Lions are benevolent when they are full(gorged). They seldom attack when they have fed well. I'd like to see her pose with a grizly bear. Empty tummy or full, a grizly bear would shred any possible prey or human whether he feels threatened or not.

Always buy a new phone. It saves 'nine'.
Just imagine the trouble unsuspecting/innocent buyers of these stolen phones would have gotten into if the phones were tracked.

Rip

Housewife from hell.

Ignorance makes the ignorant learn the hard way.

Ignorance makes the con man not realise he'll also fall victim to someone else, like the police, armed robber or hater.

Police knocked down police, hmm.

Nigerian movie version of 'Acrimony' by Tyler Perry.

I love your rhetorics.

Skip a meal, gain some weight. Just one question. How does a balloon inflate turgidly without blowing air into it? How does a balloon deflate when air is being blown into it?

Ekitischool:
Dear good people, I need urgent help. A colony of bats are threatening the well being of my roof. I've tried to get rid of them by spraying Perfect Killer and DDT. Although some of them died, it did not clear them completely. Please who know what else I can do? Thank you.

Go get a snake figure scarecrow and hang it up your roof. Or you can use sudden loud sound(by hanging a loud speaker) to scare them off. If those don't work, you may have to call 'batman'.

What your pocket can carry. The ring is a symbol, not a show-off.

EteBabaagba222:
Doctors in the house, pls I do have sleeplessness occasionally, I will not sleep atall till around 4am. This can go on for few days and I don't want to rely on drugs. I have try different methods, change my eating habits and so on

Pls what are the way forward? I neva sleep since 9.30pm I got to bed.

Many factors are responsible for insomnia ranging from depression to substance misused. For now, get up from bed, do about 80 to 100 push-ups intermittently. That would bring about exhaustion. Hop back to bed, close your eyes and recollect the most wonderful event in your life. Before you know it, you'd slip into sleep like a baby. Bon nuit!

That's not necessarily true. Rich men are not ordained to be intercessors to the poor. Plus, no amount of prayers can turn the poor to the rich without diligence and result-oriented endeavours. Let the poor pray for themselves and work industriously to turn their tides.

Also, not everyone is destined to be rich just the same way not every body structure can be the head. The rich should simply recognise and appreciate the roles the poor play in their life. So, all just because the rich do not openly or discreetly pray for the poor to become rich does not make them wicked, ok?!

Maybe she came out of the swimming pool looking like a granny.

Nice jokes!

Hmm. Let me drop a banger.

Did you know that the Sun, which is over a hundred times bigger than earth, is a dwarf star? The Sun is a dwarf star compared with mega stars like SCUTI, which is one thousand times bigger than the Sun.

Humans are insignificantly like the size of a prions or virus compared with the SCUTI, how much more the universe.

Who use am?!

Paxxcarl:
he is 62 do the maths

Oh! Ok.

That i was g**


That was back in med school though. All just because i didn't entertain girls. I investigated and found the rumour monger, a girl. I made sure she went back to spread the truth.

35years? How old is he then? It seems these folks are adding up their days in primary and secondary schools as part of their wedding anniversary.

Access bank

The real mad man is not the shade throwing mad man. The real mad man is he who responds to shades from a mad man.

Does his name 'shatta' not hint he's 'shattered?'

It's about time!

Imagine giving loans to pay back in 2weeks with 50% interest. That's not even a shark loan, that's a killer whale loan.

They've made him the metaphor for failure and blame trading

Clown

Just think it through. Big bum comes with its own problems. Are you capable enough to wade off sharks that would be attracted to her? So, why not appreciate the small bum that gives peace of mind,

On this tithe matter eh!