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RomanceRe: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Mattwillz: 12:57pm On Dec 26, 2022
Honchoslim16:
Damn bro... You know good music.

21 Savage has really improved
I swear,unlike before..i'd say drake helped to keep his career afloat...i have all of them:on bs,pussy and millions,circo loco,knife talk but the best is "priveledged rappers"...you need to hear this....i'm a rapper tho
RomanceRe: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Mattwillz: 12:45pm On Dec 26, 2022
Honchoslim16:
Met your wife in Vegas, but I hit her in Ibiza
I jump on your song and make you look like you're the feature
RomanceRe: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Mattwillz: 10:38am On Dec 26, 2022
Samakus:
I know you're bored. I won't patronise you. Cheers
I'm serious bro...she'd gobbled a lot of dicks..ask her
RomanceRe: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Mattwillz: 10:34am On Dec 26, 2022
Samakus:
I won't rule that out. But, she's not like your sis cheesy cheesy
You may pass now
I don't have a sis...maybe you meant your mom..
RomanceRe: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Mattwillz: 10:22am On Dec 26, 2022
My fear be say your main babe wey you carry for head Dey school dey collect one useless big Preeeek
Nairaland GeneralRe: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Mattwillz: 9:40pm On Dec 25, 2022
Streetmovement orgasmgiver123 meobizy gloryhomemaker verywickedgoat falseprophet1 and our vulture guy!
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Lover, Ivy Brags About Him (Photos) by Mattwillz: 4:55pm On Dec 25, 2022
mmadu5:
This girl goes by sandy that year for abj I bleeped her for 30k . She looks very sick . Back in the day she was chubby with some meat on her . Fear Nigerian girls oooo

I'm disappointed in Paul if this is the girl he is messing with .
Lol,i'm more disappointed you bleeped a girl for 30k
FoodRe: How I Made Beef And Vegetables Stir Fry To Start This Christmas (Photos,Video) by Mattwillz: 8:42am On Dec 25, 2022
feranmi143:
Yo fish, what a nice meal you got there
Boss Pls help me with any amount..this xmas get as e be uba 2240006110 Matthew thanks and GOD BLESS
CrimeRe: 2 Men Who Stole Community Power Cables To Buy Xmas Dress For Girlfriend Arrested by Mattwillz: 7:56pm On Dec 24, 2022
Saywhat10:
Am certain the girlfriend is watching them from another guys phone right now.
Chaiiiii
TravelRe: Have You Seen A Nigerian Elephant?Nigeria Abandoned tourism potential by Mattwillz: 4:00pm On Dec 23, 2022
CSTRR:
Programming is sweet sha.


This woman has been proving hard to get.

So I just compiled all her pictures on whatsapp that have saved into my phone, created a javascript program that allows the pictures to change to any of her pictures randomly on click and with different beautiful messages on each click.

I hosted it on netlify and sent the website link to her.

The lady don call me 20 times now.
She don call you like 20 times but she go still go dat other guy house collect prick while you go Dey write love message.......Dey play
FoodRe: Will You Prefer This As December Gift? by Mattwillz: 10:59am On Dec 23, 2022
Bro Pls this first one..Pls send it to my account uba 2240006110 Matthew GOD BLESS you
RomanceRe: Man Wins $30.5 Million Lottery 24 Hours After His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Video) by Mattwillz: 5:54pm On Dec 21, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Aboli no vex for me, been low key working on a project that's more reason I haven't attended to you, never to worry I never forget wetin me and you talk.

No fear I dey with you

I go buzz you up anytime
Your Face Show..Bo$$
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Scolds A White Woman For Not Sending Him Money For Christmas by Mattwillz: 5:49pm On Dec 21, 2022
Neroo22:
lol no b para mode bro,I de Yan boys way wan enter game,cos me na old taker nd we know as e go,but we sef done okay, na jst advise mk u no waste time go learn bombing work else u go de disappointed,if u ready fr tinx involve, nd if u tink say na loading nd topup, u go c as e dey go for street bro,who get ear mk e hear...nd who de giv una nonsense orientation say plus the comot life,lol, mk u go ask baba Wella wetin e run fr u,mk person no exchange ur Life span giv one politicians in exchange fr money...oga as u run plus, u go de bomb,as in sleepless night ooh,no let all this ritualist ,money de appear for there wardrobe every morning without lappy deceive u...u gat to work bro,even if u plus....no be only gee niggaz de plus, pastor,market woman,omo contractor,all carry plus na wetin Dem no de Yan u,even ur popsy man fit run,mk Dem de deceive u
boss make i com serve you six months pls..i Dey loyal
RomanceRe: Man Wins $30.5 Million Lottery 24 Hours After His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Video) by Mattwillz: 5:10pm On Dec 21, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking
cheesy
boss man...i still Dey wait for your message
RomanceRe: My Ex Is Threatening Me by Mattwillz: 12:53pm On Dec 19, 2022
joceey:
My brother dont be scared of her pls.Dm me i will direct you ,what you will do for your self spiritually as back to sender what ever she or any man born of woman or any woman born of woman that see you as an enemy or try to take your life ,harm or hurt you,they will end up doing themselves great harm.It will not cost u much just 300 naira will do that for u spiritually.If you are interested may GOD be with you
Bro i really need it..Pls text or call me 0.9.1.6.5.5.4.3.9.1.3 send me yours too Pls and email me
RomanceRe: A Man Tested His Would-Be Fianceé's Loyalty With Hookup by Mattwillz: 9:02pm On Dec 09, 2022
vickydevoka:
My gal friend is in Nigeria I’m in de uk. She became my gal friend officially when I came to uk. She use to be my normal friend sha, I bought stuff then as well. She was bold enough to tell me she like me n I just went ahead n make it official since i o like her too, Buh didn’t want to go into relationship Bcus of distance. I send her 50 to 100k every month n she’s a virgin. Is it possible for her to fall for this?
Oh,you give a nigerian girl 100k for doing nothing and you're in the uk.......i kindly wait for when you open your own thread on nairaland
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by Mattwillz: 9:11am On Dec 08, 2022
HanisahZuwy:
See guy, forget. When that particular woman wey get your mumu button shows, just forget it. Na you go dey wash her pants, even the ones soaked with menstrual blood sef. Una dey talk like this because that particular woman wey get una mumu button never show, yet. When she shows, forget matter.
Tueh,i spit for your matter!...future married house boy
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Mattwillz: 11:32am On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
Okay ... That's cool .

Maybe we need to see . So I can advice you on how to diplomatically handle this wahala in your block
See as your fellow man Dey carry you Dey go where you no know
RomanceRe: Jeon <<< Known male pretending to be Female on Nairaland by Mattwillz: 5:01am On Dec 03, 2022
Anybody that thinks these people are female are part of the problems in nigeria
FamilyRe: My Mother Wants To Remarry by Mattwillz: 10:30pm On Nov 25, 2022
Nemesis0147:
Messi1 and his nollywood stories but is still baffles me why the mods keep pushing his stories to FP.
Is it for entertainment or what exactly?
I won’t say he is paying the mods because I don’t see what he stands to gain by doing so.
Only me and you get sense for this forum..i wonder how he gets to make it hit frontpage
FamilyRe: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by Mattwillz: 2:11pm On Nov 24, 2022
How messi's posts always make frontpage amazes me
PoliticsRe: Man Caught With Dagger Approaching Peter Obi At Oyo Rally - Bishop P.O Evang by Mattwillz: 9:47pm On Nov 23, 2022
Okortor:
How many person's don't have food to eat tonight? Kindly signify
Good day..should i drop account number?
SportsRe: Denmark Vs Tunisia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (0 - 0) On 22nd November 2022 by Mattwillz: 7:58pm On Nov 22, 2022
Cheeryfeet:
How you take know, u had to Google today, when will world cup end, I saw it was 18 Dec. I weak. Have to make the best bro, I need the bag before the year is out
Wish you luck..just don't forget me!
SportsRe: Mexico Vs Poland: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (0 - 0) On 22nd Nov 2022 by Mattwillz: 7:38pm On Nov 22, 2022
Cheeryfeet:
��� E cut high
Lmao
SportsRe: Denmark Vs Tunisia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (0 - 0) On 22nd November 2022 by Mattwillz: 7:32pm On Nov 22, 2022
Cheeryfeet:
grin premium pain bro. Mexico just put the icing on the cake
I tell you my brother..to predict international games no be here...make league do start!
FamilyRe: My Aunty Sent Me Packing by Mattwillz: 7:26pm On Nov 22, 2022
Messi1:
Sorry I was talking with momma. call me pls.
chatting with yourself as usual.......even the OP sef na still you.....you can't deceive everybody..But you be my guy sha
SportsRe: Denmark Vs Tunisia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (0 - 0) On 22nd November 2022 by Mattwillz: 6:15pm On Nov 22, 2022
Cheeryfeet:
This is the worst kind of result. Denmark and Tunisia are very useless. Argentina is better than them sef,at least they gave us goals. Very stupid teams, just lost lots of money on this fools
Lol e pain am
RomanceRe: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by Mattwillz: 4:29pm On Nov 13, 2022
Kentuforchrist:
I see you coming here to complain after taking her as your wife

I see her dumping you the moment she’s at the UK

This I have seen
Lol Werey False Prophet ProMax!
FamilyRe: My Dad And I Aren't In Good Terms by Mattwillz: 10:18am On Nov 10, 2022
Christmas don Dey reach..boys Dey bring out new formats.........someone pls help me with that verywicked man kanayo meme
FamilyRe: My Mother's Friend Advised My Mother To Disown Me by Mattwillz: 10:10am On Nov 10, 2022
Nairalanders giving it to obamamessi hot hot..no time for nicompoops
FamilyRe: I Ran Away From Home With My Sister by Mattwillz: 6:33pm On Nov 09, 2022
meobizy:
This na new format?
Now someone's thinking like i'm thinking
FoodRe: Google Doodle Celebrates Jollof Rice by Mattwillz: 6:50pm On Nov 05, 2022
mariahAngel:
With all due respect, Senegalese jollof and the other jollofs are not mates! (including Nigerian)

If you know the process that goes into making that Senegalese jollof ehn...the prepping of all the fresh ingredients, the building of the flavour, the putting in, taking out, then putting in again...Nigerians simply do not have that patience. Trust me.
You and food ehn..dem swear for una! Lol

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