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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Hate Your Job? by Mattwillz: 4:59pm On Apr 24, 2023

RedChiefPriest:
I hate my job
I hate my boss
I hate Mondays
I hate Weekend for always too short.

Anyways I don't have a job yet sha but I'm practising how I will be shouting at my work place.

Dj! 5 bottles of kunu for everybody on this thread.
Barman! Play me "all job na job" by batman and orezi.

We miss you

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Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by Mattwillz: 9:34pm On Apr 10, 2023

advanceDNA:
Mattwillz , Worldclass68 .... Shębí i talk am??

lolz you said it bro...them don land

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Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by Mattwillz: 12:54pm On Apr 10, 2023

advanceDNA:
...since u did not patiently read....I cannot help u.

Lmao don't mind dat blockhead

Romance › Re: How Long Does It Take A Girl to Think b4 Accepting Or Refusing ur Proposal?? by Mattwillz: 12:11pm On Mar 22, 2023

Is her name chinelo mary cynthia?

Family › Re: My Wife Takes More Instructions From My Mom Than Me by Mattwillz: 4:24pm On Feb 07, 2023

VeryWickedMan:
OP stand in front of a mirror.
See?

You look like a weakling.

If seun no give you nairalander member of the year award eh..i go deactivate my account

Music/Radio › Re: Tems Wins Grammy Award For "Best Melodic Rap Performance” Category by Mattwillz: 7:40am On Feb 06, 2023

I sit in my balcony and wonder how you feeling..i got a career that chase my time away from women...
drake na baba

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Romance › Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? This Is Why Most Women Love Me [Picture] by Mattwillz: 12:54pm On Feb 01, 2023

Boss legend i be your number one fan but Pls i need mtn card to do something important..thanks bro cheers 09165543913

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2023 by Mattwillz: 11:02pm On Jan 27, 2023

kingamaa:
Game never finish. Hope dey?

Be like eyes dey pain you..all hope is lost...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2023 by Mattwillz: 10:43pm On Jan 27, 2023

kingamaa:
Guy as he be so Na winning No be today we don dey beat Man. C, even when Arsenal no complete.

You were saying?

Christianity Etc › Re: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by Mattwillz: 10:02pm On Jan 21, 2023

Ronaldo and Messi fans in the mud...

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Romance › Re: 12 Signs A Nigerian Girl Has Friend-zoned You by Mattwillz: 3:22pm On Jan 19, 2023

Me them friendzone me..i still knack the girl

Romance › Re: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend To Save In My Bank? by Mattwillz: 10:27pm On Jan 12, 2023

God punish you for this fake story

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Charlton Atletic : EFL Cup (3 - 0) On 10th January 2023 by Mattwillz: 1:16am On Jan 11, 2023

Fira09:
This unknown club will draw a point with Man U and AET will be decider.

Thunder fire you

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Business › Re: Hair Entrepreneur, Kika Osunde Distributes £10,000 Across United Kingdom by Mattwillz: 8:50pm On Jan 08, 2023

adefitim:
Shey no be Mayorkum girlfriend be this Osunde or na my eye Dey pain me?

As in eh..for that him new video

Food › Re: My Delicious Unripe Plantain Peppersoup With Goat Meat Recipe (pics & Video) by Mattwillz: 11:15pm On Jan 06, 2023

[quote author=buygala post=119777207]All these nairaland chefs

That's how I encouraged my cousin to engage a certain nairaland chef to cook for his wedding, due to the impressive food pictures she posts here..

The food she cooked for us ended up being a disaster.. Parts of the rice were not done, with excess seasoning, springrolls soaked in oil, among other stuff, and for reasons best known to her, meat she provided got finished before 150 guests had been served.. And yes, she dished the food herself and provided her own servers who she insisted we pay separately..

This was despite that online chef collected more than a Million naira to feed 250 wedding guests.. .. We had to have her arrested before she admitted it was her 1st time cooking for a large number of people, hence the bad food.. Till date, Aunty can't explain how meat didn't reach more than half of the guests despite the humongous amount she was paid..
E sure me say na chanah1

Phones › Re: Why Do Hackers Have Easy Access To Our Phones by Mattwillz: 4:41pm On Jan 06, 2023

Vilgax:
online privacy is an illusion.
know this and know peace.

but chill, you believe someone has been paying a hacker for over a decade just to spy on you and delete some messages?

chairman wetin na? you carry krabby patty formula for phone?

Lmao

Romance › Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by Mattwillz: 1:17pm On Jan 03, 2023

I blame those wey carry Fake story for head

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 1st January 2023 by Mattwillz: 9:39pm On Jan 01, 2023

[quote author= post=119613390]GOAL
CHELSEA 1 1 Forrest.
We saw that coming. Too much pressure in the Chelsea Defence.

We will. No qualms.[/quote]No be only win...na draw

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Venita Akpofure Shares Her Nude Photos To Celebrates Her 36th Birthday by Mattwillz: 6:41pm On Jan 01, 2023

NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 1

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Werey You suppose give guys small grills but your own don expire...lmao

Family › Re: My Mother Threatens To Commit Suicide If I Don't Leave The House by Mattwillz: 10:58am On Jan 01, 2023

You and this your imaginary uncle everytime

Family › Re: My Mother Threatens To Commit Suicide If I Don't Leave The House by Mattwillz: 10:55am On Jan 01, 2023

Fake story from greatesttman aka obama victor usa

Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo Replies Fancy Acholonu's Apology (Photos) by Mattwillz: 8:49am On Jan 01, 2023

Useless man...if it Was alex that apologized,she wouldn't have replied him...useless simps everywhere

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Causes A Stir Over Outfit At Afronation Concert In Ghana by Mattwillz: 12:31pm On Dec 31, 2022

She has to keep paying the price for fame..most of you wouldn't understand

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Romance › Re: Please Help, How Do I Get Over My Abusive Relationship That Is Draining My Blood by Mattwillz: 4:41pm On Dec 30, 2022

Fake story

Culture › Re: 2022 Okwemma Masquerade Display Of Bonny Island (Pics,Video) by Mattwillz: 11:13am On Dec 29, 2022

ecolime:
She caught the Omah Lay's 'soso' Poto Poto masquerade virus.

the guy sabi shoot rubbish video!

Romance › Re: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Mattwillz: 6:21pm On Dec 28, 2022

Honchoslim16:
Yo bro.... You heard this 'Roll a Opp' by Yung Sinns and 21 Savage.
It's a drill beat!
Damn, 21 savage is something else!!

Romance › Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Mattwillz: 11:09pm On Dec 26, 2022

PoliteActivist:
Na lie. Those kain people, like Seun, no dey believe in jazz

Na seun own baffle me pass...i mean,with all the money and all...sometimes i ask myself,how did he get to the top?

Romance › Re: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Mattwillz: 11:04pm On Dec 26, 2022

Honchoslim16:
I don't agree Drake helped keep his Career Afloat.........Metro Boomin did!

Romance › Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Mattwillz: 11:02pm On Dec 26, 2022

PoliteActivist:
Na lie. Otherwise he for don jazz all these rich babes like Linda Ikeji collect their money

I swear bro...but if them linda ikeji dem tell u the jazz dem carry for body,you no go chop food three days straight!

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Romance › Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Mattwillz: 11:00pm On Dec 26, 2022

The story is not the problem...My problem is the way you guys carry this fake story for head..It baffles me...

Romance › Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Mattwillz: 10:56pm On Dec 26, 2022

BigMoneyeye:
different humans with different nature. Have you seen the Governor of kaduna state, EL Rufai.

@op if you are ready and can get her recent PICTURE i can link you up make we jazz the girl with better love juju.. 100% guaranteeed

Bros are you serious?..Pls text me your number now..i just want to use it for like a month but i hope it can be broken later?

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