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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Else Remembers The Moniker Yahwehpenis? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:03pm On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
Mhen, if you see the guy's poetic work eehn. He couldn't have gotten them from anyone except God himself. That's the work we are talking about. When he speaks those days, everyone trembles. At the mention of Yahwehpenis back then, every asshole must bow. It is real. I always felt a great presence of God on me whenever Yahwehpenis made comments in those days. It can only be God. Then finally I died and knew better.
Is that what you think evidence is about?

Well this is what Jesus meant by God's will {Matthew 7:21-23} all those hearing the word of God will become preachers and teachers promoting peace everywhere they go! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3

Have you ever listen to weed smokers in their chambers?

Well they makes a lot of sense when they are high with the substance but there's one thing they can never ever achieve: gather friends of peace! Luke 10:6

So your friend may make sense to you but to us he's yarning nonsense just like weed smokers! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Does 1 Corinthians 1:27 Indicate That God Does Not Encourage Marriage? by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:58pm On Mar 25, 2025
Paul was talking to born again Christians who don't need a wife or husband after their earthly mission {Luke 20:34-36} so according to Jesus they are better of as singles if they can make room for it! Matthew 19:10-12
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Christ The Angel Of The Lord ? by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:47pm On Mar 25, 2025
Without politeness shey?

Ọmọ Bugaa wọn! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Else Remembers The Moniker Yahwehpenis? by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:46pm On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
God is invisible na. My friend too is invisible and he claimed that he was Yahweh's pennis. I believed in with faith, same way you believe your God with faith. cool
Faith is the assured expectation of what is hoped for, the evident demonstration of realities that are not seen. Hebrews 11:1

Going by the above definition your friend is becoming psychopathic because faith has WORKS that is evident not just yarning whatever comes to his mouth! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Else Remembers The Moniker Yahwehpenis? by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:05pm On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
Aswear this one no enter at all cheesy
Direct and indirect dealing as per the referee that you are na. Christians always talk like they are addressing a mumu. grin
Direct dealing grin grin
Someone is pulling Yahweh's big pennis, yet that is an indirect pulling grin
Ọmọ your friend is just yarning whatever comes to his mouth it has nothing to do with the true God.

OK where is the penis that your friend is pulling? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Christ The Angel Of The Lord ? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:21pm On Mar 25, 2025
Bugaa wọn! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Who Else Remembers The Moniker Yahwehpenis? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:20pm On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
The lists of those God killed for blasphemy and less tangible things are many.
1. Ananias
2. Sapphira
3. Herod (the orator)
4. Onan
5. Firstborns of the Egyptians
6. The children who mocked Elisha...
I can't make an end to the list. Go and read your Bible. None of these people even disturbed Yahweh's pennis, yes he killed them.
Now Yahwehpenis grabbed God's pennis, sucked it, pulled it hard and God went very gentle on him. Isn't that absurd?
You need to know the difference between having a direct dealing with someone and saying things behind him when he doesn't have any dealing with you.

All those you mentioned in the Bible have a direct dealing with God regarding pure worship that's why they were killed but your friend here on Nairaland has nothing to do with God or His people it's like saying Goliath mocked the God of Israel yet nothing happened to him until he drew a battle line against practicers of pure worship.
So your friend here is just a joker having nothing as in NOTHING to do with the true God! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Cheat Or Defraud Your Neighbour? Don't You Have Conscience? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:13pm On Mar 25, 2025
imagrg:
Why do some of us make life uncomfortable for the common man on the street?
It's so bad but when the people you are thinking about as victims of this acts are hailing the same people who are making life unbearable for them how do you expect the coming generation to see it as EVIL?
If you don't accumulate material possessions you won't be respected in the society and it's this same victims of injustice that will mock you for having few things.
So the true God judges not based on the outward appearance but from the inside! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Create The Devil To Destroy His Plan? by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:57pm On Mar 25, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Since animals also do the second definition, they are also God (according to you!)
Birds create nests, spiders create webs, apes create tools they use for hunting and fishing, etc
CREATION has to do with improving the life of the Creator animals live by instinct so they never improve on what their ancestors knew till today!
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Create The Devil To Destroy His Plan? by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:55pm On Mar 25, 2025
DaddyCoool:
That's exactly how it is on the Bible - "For by him ALL things were CREATED, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible". Except the capitals.
But anyway the Bible is not meant to be read like that. Everything is to be taken together, not cherrypicked. Creation ENDED after the sixth day. There haven't been any creation since then
That is from God's side humans started CREATING things that makes life sweeter so it's you who calls it DISCOVERY.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Answered Her, “I Was Sent Only To The Lost Sheep Of The House Of Israel". by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:53pm On Mar 25, 2025
BlackViper:
I tell ýou Bro!😂 He's a MOOSLIME pretending to be a Jehovah Witness and he is always eager to join in attacking Christianity whenever MOOSLIMS do it.

Like all MOOSLIMS they run away when they are confronted with powerful Scriptural Truths😂😂😂
I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses ever since i made her see the truth she's been running away from my mention,.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Else Remembers The Moniker Yahwehpenis? by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:34pm On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
God killed people for doing far less.
You are changing the narrative o! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:33pm On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
If I didn't die, I will still be a Christian till today. I died for real cool
OK you're welcome from God knows where! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Create The Devil To Destroy His Plan? by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:25pm On Mar 25, 2025
DaddyCoool:
See above.
God created everything (everything means EVERYTHING), visible and invisible by the end of the sixth day, and then rested on the seventh day.
Check the word CREATE in your English dictionary:

To bring into existence out of nothing, without the prior existence of the materials or elements used. ▼ show

To make or produce from other (e.g. raw, unrefined or scattered) materials or combinable elements or ideas; to design or invest with a new form, shape, function, etc.


So to create doesn't necessarily mean out of nothing o! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Create The Devil To Destroy His Plan? by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:22pm On Mar 25, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Colossians 1:16, "For by him ALL things were CREATED, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible"
All means ALL. Nothing left for man to create
You haven't quoted what you typed up there Word for word in the Bible.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:15pm On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
I didn't dream. I died for real.
Please stop amusing me!
Even your friends who wants to ridicule the Bible can't see any sense in your claim! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Minimum We Should Ask For While Fighting Against Religion by MaxInDHouse(m):
lawani:
All cultures have spirituality imbued in them and asking for the best spirituality is like asking for the best language. Religion is when you hold God to a lower standard than your Earthly father. You say God is punishing unbelief and idolatry. That is not right. God can never do that
Do you know the importance of language? smiley

Because the Bible talked about the best language {Zephaniah 3:9} and nobody not even your own teachers can refute what God's word said about the potency of the best language and what it should achieve! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Minimum We Should Ask For While Fighting Against Religion by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:12am On Mar 25, 2025
lawani:
Well, I don't support your position that Jehovah witness which is your sect of Christianity is the only true way. Any holy book spirituality is a no no for me.
Well that's the only religion performing as you've always anticipated and you can't find any other!

List what you expected from the only true religion and let's see if there is any like Jehovah's Witnesses organization! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:59am On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
I died and saw myself in afterlife.
So a nightmare promised you shey?

So are you saying whatever happens in people's dreams is real? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Minimum We Should Ask For While Fighting Against Religion by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:57am On Mar 25, 2025
lawani:
I am heartbroken that you support Christianity and Islam despite the division, rancour, hatred, killings and etc that they add to humanity
I've told you several times that there are FALSE RELIGIONS so you can't expect FAKE to work ORIGINAL! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Else Remembers The Moniker Yahwehpenis? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:55am On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
. grin Jehovah's witness God grin
You haven't mentioned where God killed someone for speaking against him in the Bible! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:53am On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
I'm no atheist. I believe in afterlife. I am geoworldedu
OK which God promised you afterlife?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Create The Devil To Destroy His Plan? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:53am On Mar 25, 2025
DaddyCoool:
To invent or discover something (like electricity) does not mean you created it! And if that's what defines God then animals are also God because they discover things and invent tools from the environment and build elaborate nests, webs, traps, dwellings, etc.
Ciao!
You called it DISCOVERY but no other creature come close to man in these and animals don't work like Adam's descendants who kept improving daily in the things we CREATED! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:48am On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
I am not an atheist. I also exist as non-religious even before Yahwehpenis came to limelight. Go back and check my timeline.
You are an atheist if no God that makes sense to you and for mentioning this person is shows you have someone to lean on anytime you think of ATHEISM he makes it appealing to you! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Minimum We Should Ask For While Fighting Against Religion by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2025
lawani:
Yes we can win. However rightness of action is more important than probability of winning
Your RIGHTNESS is your own PERSONAL OPINION o! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Create The Devil To Destroy His Plan? by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:44am On Mar 25, 2025
DaddyCoool:
God created dust and formed man from the dust he created.
Can you quote this word for word in the Bible? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:31am On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
Yahwehpenis how far? Is God dead now?
It's obvious you don't have a mind of your own.
So you became an atheist because you expected God to kill this person and that didn't happen shey? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Else Remembers The Moniker Yahwehpenis? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:26am On Mar 25, 2025
geoworldedu:
Chai! cheesy
Who could have thought that anybody will create such moniker and stay alive one more second in the Bible days? But this guy not only stayed alive for days but weeks and months.
Your former religion failed woefully you weren't taught the truth about God.

In ancient times the true God doesn't kill anyone for speaking against Him so you have been lied to all these years!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Minimum We Should Ask For While Fighting Against Religion by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:33am On Mar 25, 2025
lawani:
There are many of us on Earth not happy about what religions have done to humanity and we are doing our best to out them. You are welcome to join the effort. Nobody will incur shortage as a result of doing the right thing
And you think you can outnumber those religionists shey?
Well continue deceiving yourself! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Answered Her, “I Was Sent Only To The Lost Sheep Of The House Of Israel". by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:29am On Mar 25, 2025
BlackViper:
EXPLAIN AND STOP BARKING LIKE A DOG! WHO IS THE UNDERLINED REFERRING TO?
https://www.hostpic.org/images/2503242328010098.jpg
Kobo has nothing tangible to offer you've been wasting your precious time talking to a brick, she just want to argue that's all! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You In Your Religion? by MaxInDHouse(m):
johnw47:
you keep talking about me, and then cry when i reply to you,
Can you do without quoting or mentioning me on this forum?

I'm sure you will die that day! cheesy

This is your first comment on this thread:

johnw47:
lost false jw mad max
those persons are giving glory to you and not to The Father Who Is in heaven,
and you are loving it, oh puffed up fraud: Mat 7:15  Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.
Abeg wetin make you dey your religion?

Nah di question be that no be to dey tok about Max. cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Create The Devil To Destroy His Plan? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:12am On Mar 25, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Ridiculous! They really got you mixed up. Matter can neither be created nor destroyed - it only changes form.
Ọmọ why is it that no other creature can CREATE anything out of what you called "MATTER" apart from the children of Adam?
Adam's descendants CREATED electricity, telecommunication, automobile just to mention a few and you are here arguing that it's what they are able to lay their hands on that was used to CREATE something else, abeg why couldn't any other creature do the same?
Well until you can find one creature apart from man that's able to CREATE something out of what is available man is God! Psalms 82:6
Do you agree that God CREATED man?
Well the Bible said He (God) formed man from the dust of the ground this means God used what you called MATTER to CREATE man.
So it's false religions that's giving you the problem not the true word of God! smiley

DaddyCoool:
(Remember God knows all and never makes mistakes).
Where did you get the idea that God must know all? smiley

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