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Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:14pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Unrighteous riches can come any where.
Where the money comes from doesn't matter.
Just bribe Jehovah and negotiate your salvation. 😂😂😂
Haaaaaaaaaaa! huh

You're adding too much pepper! cheesy

Anybody is free to donate money for God's kingdom work but salvation is only restricted to PREACHERS and TEACHERS of God's word that's what angels need to see you doing before your name could be included in the list of those in line for Salvation! Malachi 3:16

Please correct that one no spoil the advert! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:59pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
SALVATION FOR SALE!

DETAILS - Are you wealthy and worried that God will not accept you because of the shady business deals you have done in the past?

Never worry, even if you make money your from selling weapons, cigarettes or even COCIANE, I have good news for you.

Jehovah's Witnesses can help you negotiate with their god for your salvation!

Just bribe their god with some of your unrighteous riches and you're good to go!

Come one, come all.

😂😂😂
Ọmọ highlighted is illegal business nah! cheesy

Abeg no add that one the ingredients go too much so the soup go spoil just present what you heard from me no addition no subtraction and don't forget to tell any interested one that they must become lifetime pioneers in the work of PREACHING and TEACHING about the kingdom of God.

I for pay you for this advert but you no do am Wella Wella! wink

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:41pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
I asserted NOTHING!
You said the money made from sale of weapons of war is used to negotiate salvation with your god.
A bribe is money paid in exchange for a favor.
So yes, from your own statement, you clearly stated that your god can be bribed with BLOOD MONEY in exchange for negotiating salvation. 😁😁😁
Ọmọ which ever way you apply it jàre! Luke 19:8-10 wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:37pm On Jun 03, 2024
Janosky:
Oga las las you must console yourself with IBERIBEISM. grin grin
He's consoling himself for real!

Someone who felt smarter than religionists has now discovered that some religionists have what it takes to keep him on his toes.

So who is DISGRACED?

My brother let's keep that for now! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:32pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Yes I want to bribe your god with some money to negotiate my salvation.
How much should I bring?😂😂😁😁
Jesus answered him and said:

“If you want to be perfect, go sell your belongings and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come be my follower." Matthew 19:21

They BRIBED God sold everything they had and became lifetime pioneers among Jehovah's Witnesses.

If you can do that Jesus will accept you but if not then your money is worthless and useless to our God! Luke 19:22-24 smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:19pm On Jun 03, 2024
Janosky:
Achorladey werey in Sifia pains.
Once beaten twice shy! wink

That one has become so restless that he reads and responds to every comment on the thread even though it's not directed at him.

That's what Yorùbá people call:

Ó bínú tán!

Completely provoked!

I just allowed him to continue in his own world! cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:59pm On Jun 03, 2024
Janosky:
But your fellow 3 deities devotees are the biggest investors in Lockheed Martin and other companies in the Armaments industry.
FX IBERIBEISM and HYPOCRISY stinks.

cheesy cheesy
That one really makes me laugh because his friend pasted the name of God's organization and lied to him that God's people invested in weapon production he quickly swallowed it forgetting that there are real investors whose name are there in person.
So how come the name of a JW is not there as investor but the organization?
Mumu thought it's the organization that invested when they're out there preaching and teaching people to turn against the use of weapons.
Ọmọ mumu plenty for this forum o! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:53pm On Jun 03, 2024
[quote author=oteneaaron post=130290637][/quote]Now you're doing the needful! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:50pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
OK.
At least I now know that I can bribe your god with money made from the sale of weapons and cigarettes to negotiate my salvation.
😂😂😂
LUKE 16:9 wink

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:43pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
I am only repeating what you said.
Your god can be bribed with money made from the sale of weapons and tobacco cigarettes.😁😁😁
Just remember to add Luke 16:9 then apply it anyhow you like! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:36pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
My brother, the money is meant to bribe Jehovah as negotiation for salvation.😁😁😁
Call it anything you want!

Also, I say to you: Make friends for yourselves by means of the unrighteous riches, so that when such fail, they may receive you into the everlasting dwelling places! Luke 16:9

Ọmọ the Bible was inspired by JEHOVAH {2Timothy 3:16} written by JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES {2Peter 1:21} for the benefit of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES! Isaiah 48:17-18wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:31pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Jehovah's Witnesses - We don't support Wars!
Jehovah's Witnesses - We make money from the sale of weapons of war because it doesn't matter where the money comes from and because the money is meant to negotiate Salavation.
Jehovah's Witnesses - We don't support smoking!
Jehovah's Witnesses - We make money from the sale of tobacco cigarettes because it doesn't matter where the money comes from and because the money is meant to negotiate Salavation.
Can someone please define HYPOCRISY?
God's organization is EXEMPTED from tax paying because we are not investing otherwise there is no investor in America who will not pay TAX.
So calm down my guy don't kill yourself with HBP because of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES those who tried it are six feet down after they became hypertensive out of envy.
If you're no longer one of Jehovah's Witnesses we know that faith is not a possession of all kinds of people. 2Thessalonians 3:2
Therefore relax eat your food and drink your dagogo there's nothing you or any of your cohorts can do about God's organization apart from wailing up and down the Internet.

Meanwhile there's a thread specifically opened for Former Jehovah's Witnesses on this forum

https://www.nairaland.com/8111618/thread-former-nigerian-jehovahs-witnesses

Try some shout outs to your fellow Ex-jws at least enjoy the company of your fellow dropouts in the race to everlasting life! Luke 13:24 wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:15pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Another LIE spotted.
Henrietta M. Riley is the name.
They are not anonymous - google is your friend.
Stop trying to run away from your statement.
You said that your god can be bribed.
oteneaaron:
Jehovah's Witnesses are not only making money from the sale of weapons of war, but they are also making money from the production and sale of tobacco cigarettes.
They have over 400k shares in Philip Morris.
Philip Morris International Inc. is an American multinational tobacco company, with products sold in over 180 countries. The most recognized and best-selling product of the company is Marlboro
According to the World Health Organization, "the tobacco epidemic is one of the biggest public health threats the world has ever faced, killing over 8 million people a year around the world. More than 7 million of those deaths are the result of direct tobacco use while around 1.3 million are the result of non-smokers being exposed to second-hand smoke " Jehovah's Witnesses are making money from Philip Morris while 8 million people die every year from smoking cigarettes.
As MaxinDHouse and other Jehovah's Witnesses have said, it doesn't matter where the money comes from - the money they are making is a bribe to their god as negotiation for their salvation.
CC: Emusan, Archoladey, Courz, FxmasterZ
Ọmọ i'm one of the three brothers chosen as signatories for my own congregation so my name and signature is with the bank as one of the signatories.
Does that mean i own the money?

Guy you go cry tire! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:30pm On Jun 03, 2024
What's happening on this thread nah?

https://www.nairaland.com/8111618/thread-former-nigerian-jehovahs-witnesses

Please if you're a member of the association of Former Jehovah's Witnesses don't fall my hand go to the above thread and share thoughtful discussions with your fellow Ex-jws.

Don't give us the impression that the GB are right all along asserting you people can't be happy without members of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Please i'm begging you guys to prove that the GOVERNING BODY of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES are wrong at least on this matter! undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:20pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Acts 8 vs 18 - 20
Simon saw that the Spirit was given to people when the apostles laid their hands on them. So he offered the apostles money, saying, “Give me also this power so that anyone on whom I lay my hands will receive the Holy Spirit.” Peter said to him, “You and your money should both be destroyed, because you thought you could buy God’s gift with money.
I've told you countless times that the Bible is JWs book but you won't agree well what you're quoting totally differs from the topic you raised.

The man in question wants to receive the power that will make him popular like the Apostles so everyone can see him as someone having God's approval but in the case of the investor who dashed his shares to Watchtower he remains anonymous even nobody knows his face and he has never been mentioned with respect to what he did.
We only heard that most of these people sold their shares, properties and many more to give God's organization as their contribution to the Kingdom worldwide work.

So try again!
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:09pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Who compiled the books of the Bible?
Don't run away from your statement.
You said that your god can be bribed with money!
You're like a first century Jew who believes Jesus shouldn't contend with the Scribes since they were copyists of the scriptures he came to meet yet Jesus kept condemning the works of the Scribes! Matthew 23:15-29

So why not tell your friends that they're wrong for being PROTESTANTS AGAINST the church that owns the Bible? cheesy

You're entitled to your PERSONAL opinion! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:44pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Lol.
Tell me another joke, please.
The Bible belongs to the Catholic Church - this is a FACT
You said that your god can be bribed with money!
Don't run away from your statement -
Show me exactly where the Bible says you can use money made from the sale of weapons to negotiate your salvation.
Even the Bible calls you a LIAR.
Acts 8 vs 18 - 20
Simon saw that the Spirit was given to people when the apostles laid their hands on them. So he offered the apostles money, saying, “Give me also this power so that anyone on whom I lay my hands will receive the Holy Spirit.” Peter said to him, “You and your money should both be destroyed, because you thought you could buy God’s gift with money.
Bible belongs to Catholic Church?

The funniest joke of the 21st century.

Ọmọ try harder! wink

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:04pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Stop forcing the Bible to say what it didn't say.
I've told you countless times that the book Bible belongs to Jehovah's Witnesses so there's nothing you quote in that book that's not about our organization and how we are practicing pure worship.

Please try to apply anything in the Bible to any other religion and see if it's fitting the way i've been doing! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:01pm On Jun 03, 2024
FxMasterz:
My God says nothing about weapons production
So if your god says nothing about it but your conscience is taking over from your dumb god how can you sit down there arguing over what my own God says?

My own God said that WEAPON PRODUCTION will cease among His own worshipers {Isaiah 2:4} no member of JW will produce, sell, buy or make use of weapons against his fellowman.

You that's rambling since do you know how many millions your pastors are receiving from weapon makers, killers and ritualists as tithes?

Have you ever heard that any of your pastors reject money from a weapon maker?

Ọmọ dey play! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 1:50pm On Jun 03, 2024
FxMasterz:
Shut up!
Ọ̀rọ̀ náà dùn ún, ó fẹ́ ké! cheesy

Ọmọ i only asked you a simple question:

Do your god forbid the production of weapons?
YES or NO? wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 1:47pm On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
The parable in Luke focuses on a dishonest manager, not one seeking redemption. The focus is on using resources wisely, not justifying past wrongs.
Ọmọ the dishonest manager is not a soldier so before wars break out in any place he would have heard that so and so people has made demands for weapons worth billions therefore he knows where the danger is going to happen yet he will go to church hypocritically praying for wars to cease whereas he's happy somehow that the money is flowing in.
Now that he has studied God's word with the JWs who will never ever pray for wars to cease since we know that it's impossible when Satan is still in control {1John 5:19 compare to John 10:10} and Jesus has told us that this is just the beginning of pangs of distress {Matthew 24:7-8} the investor decided to will his benefits to God's organization so they can make the best use of the money.

Ọmọ he is NEGOTIATING for his salvation after all his dishonest gains in the past! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:41pm On Jun 03, 2024
I just thank Jehovah that i wasn't born during the time Jesus walked the earth because i will really make jest of the enemies of truth so they will just kill me out of envy!

As he dey sweet us he dey pain them #
As he dey pain them na so he dey sweet us #
grin

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:05pm On Jun 03, 2024
FxMasterz:
In a nutshell, Maxindhouse has agreed that the Blood Money being made by his JW cult is UNRIGHTEOUS RICHES. Now, he wants to justify that unrighteousness using the Bible. Satan's children would not cease amazing us.
Note that Jesus called it UNRIGHTEOUS RICHES not ILLEGAL RICHES!

From the standpoint of JEHOVAH our God that it's UNRIGHTEOUS but in the world even from the viewpoint of your own god it's legit.

Despite all your worries if i ask you now what's wrong with the production of weapons you will say your own god approves it since you have to DEFEND your nation with WEAPONS right?

So it's from the viewpoint of our own God that such is UNRIGHTEOUS your own god approves it but now that our own God is making use of the benefits gotten from what your god approves to fulfill His own purpose you and your god are furious as if you cared in the first place.

Bwahahahaha! cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m):
oteneaaron:
1. A rich man has a dishonest manager who squanders his wealth.

2. The manager, fearing poverty, fraudulently reduces debts owed to the rich man by his debtors.

3. The rich man, impressed by the manager's shrewdness in securing his future, commends his actions (though not his dishonesty).
The rich man is GOD Himself, the manager who squandered his master's wealth means individuals who misused their opportunity to exhibit Godly qualities in humans as we were made in God's image. The manager now went back to those owning his master (Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses who were given the job to gather all faithful and obedient humans in the last days) and started negotiating with them on how much they owe his master (GOD) to ease their dept he cut off huge amounts and asked them to pay something much less. This means those individuals now feeling they've lost out completely in exhibiting Godly qualities as they have been investing in the businesses that's causing pain to humanity decided to will their shares to the Governing Body for them to make publications and Bibles needed to help them complete their assignment globally.

So my guy Jesus knew so much about what will lead to the destruction of rebellious humans and how many whose investments are totally wrong from God's standpoint but regrettably willed all their benefits to Christ's anointed brothers in a way to ease their job in reaching out to billions around the world.

That's the import of the illustration but if you know a better interpretation please present it for everyone on this thread to learn as for me your outcry or wailing can't stop me from airing what i know for sure! Matthew 10:27

Boókùú loókùú! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 10:07am On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Jehovah's Witnesses are the wisest in making millions of dollars from the sale of weapons of war.
Jehovah's Witnesses are the wisest in making money from the death of millions of people who die from wars.
Jehovah's Witnesses are the wisest on supporting wars.
Money is the bone of contention here so while others are diverting their resources into the production of WEAPONS God's organization is diverting the GIFTS into the production of food and information materials just as God promised! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3


Therefore it doesn't matter where the money is coming from so far the source is recognized as legit globally it's what we turn it to that is of importance.

Hear what God's only begotten Son has to say on the subject matter:

“Also, I say to you: Make friends for yourselves by means of the unrighteous riches, so that when such fail, they may receive you into the everlasting dwelling places" Luke 16:9

The money or riches that comes from weapon companies is legit in the world because they don't see anything wrong in the production of weapons but from the viewpoint of our God such riches or money is UNRIGHTEOUS so Jesus is hereby admonishing the investor who has accepted him as his personal Lord and Saviour to make friends with the GOVERNING BODY of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES so that by the time these people and their anointed brothers are reporting the favour they received from people throughout their days in this wicked system of things it will be recorded that they gave out their shares to the GOVERNING BODY as their own quota to support the preaching, teaching and distribution of information materials needed to propagate the GOOD NEWS!

That's the import of what Jesus said there! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:11am On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Such a disgrace.
MaxInDHouse is jumping from pillar to post to defend the money his religion is making from the sale of weapons of mass destruction.
With all the books you have read and all that you have gathered so far is this the best you can do?

Ọmọ i give it to JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES they've proved to be the wisest of all men as disciples of the world's most wonderful counselor of all time! Act 1:8 smiley

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:36am On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
I don't need all these long stories.
Answer the questions.
Stop beating around the bush.
This is what proved to me that JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES are the only people worshiping the true God and what proves the OP right:

https://www.nairaland.com/8104868/7-reasons-why-respect-jehovahs/36#130279691

Imagine you who has been trailing me up and down trying to gain my attention just to prove that i'm in a demonic cult now had the opportunity to reason with me only to become impatient while i'm opening up to you on what i believe!
Yet you want me to listen to what you have to say shey?
Well JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES have what it takes to win the heart of strong people like me they were so patient with me that back then they always listen attentively to whatever i want to say whether it's true, false, relevant, irrelevant, coherent or incoherent just to know how they can help me to understand what they want me to know.
So if you have concluded in your mind that you don't want to hear me out then why not keep what you think you know to yourself?
I'm not the one who wants to engage you it's you who wants to be my friend and brother remember?
So prove much wiser than Jehovah's Witnesses let me see that first before you can win me over nah that shouldn't be too difficult for someone like you who often thinks you're smarter than religionists! smiley

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:14am On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
Interesting.
If Jehovah is a spirit, is he Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent?
Moreso, if the God you worship is a spirit, why does he need money made from the sale of weapons of mass destruction?
If your God is a spirit, why does he need BLOOD MONEY?
Since you're so much interested in knowing the way JEHOVAH makes use of the things He produced why not go back and calmly study the Bible with JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES?

I'm sure it will broaden your understanding a lot more than what you thought you've known all.

Since JEHOVAH created humans He has given man the opportunity to prove their worth as creatures made to be wise and intelligent like Him so they are in charge of how to make use of all other things to His glory that's why money which was introduced by humans as a means of exchange became useful to His worshipers.
Now note that money wasn't introduced by God it's humans who introduced money as means of exchange so if anyone GIVES you money all you need to verify before collecting it is whether it was earned through a legit means if so you have no problem anywhere in the world but if it's from illegal means that's when those in charge of world's affairs will be interested in your case! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:49am On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
As you can all see, MaxInDHouse has finally agreed that Watchtower is equal to Jehovah.
Ọmọ if anyone wants to worship the one and only true God in Bible times is it possible for such a person to completely avoid the Israelites whom He called "my people"?

Remember those who left Egypt and followed the Israelites, Rahab, Ruth and many more. They only followed an organization of imperfect people in whose midst they could sense a powerful SPIRIT BEING walking with them.

So wise up my guy JEHOVAH is a spirit that you can't see but with the activities of His people sincere individuals will notice His presence {John 4:24} that's what help most people in ancient times to become His worshiper, friend and beneficiaries of His wonderful purposes they never saw JEHOVAH in person! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:41am On Jun 03, 2024
FxMasterz:
It's absolutely irrelevant to type such lengthy answers to a simple question except you want to dribble.
You're the one who wants to engage me not the other way around so if you're not patient enough to read carefully what i typed then keep your questions to yourself i never needed your opinion in the first place! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:39am On Jun 03, 2024
oteneaaron:
So WATCHTOWER is equal to Jehovah?

Thank you for this new understanding.

This puts a lot of things in perspective.

Also, please show me exactly where in the Bible it is clearly stated that one of the "gifts" you speak about came from the sale of weapons of war.
JEHOVAH is a SPIRIT {John 4:24} you can't see Him but then His WITNESSES doing His will are visible for all to see Him in ACTION {Isaiah 43:10} therefore it's through the activities of His Witnesses that you can sense a powerful SPIRIT directing the affairs of imperfect humans. As for gifts brought to JEHOVAH by pagans in ancient times can you please point to the business those bringing the gifts did so that we can ascertain the source of their income?
Ọmọ one thing is sure those people weren't worshipers of JEHOVAH and they are the same people JEHOVAH often ordered His people to go out there and destroy should they stand in the way of pure worship yet when they willingly decides to bring gifts to JEHOVAH He told His worshipers to accept it.
That's the point! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by MaxInDHouse(m): 10:19pm On Jun 02, 2024
oteneaaron:
All of this long stories still doesn't change the FACT that you and your religion are making money from the sale of weapons of mass destruction.

You and organization are responsible for the death of millions of people who die from warfare.

We don't have time for your long stories.
Your PERSONAL opinion! smiley

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