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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Good Guy In Nairaland? by mazaje(m): 9:01pm On Dec 01, 2008
na todayhuh??
Romance › Re: Why Do Good Girls Fall In Love With The Bad Guys? by mazaje(m): 8:59pm On Dec 01, 2008
what do you guys mean by the term bad boys? are you guys refering to criminals, promiscious guys, guys that beat up ladies, guys that fight and steal or what? heck the word bad has so many interpretations. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Turning The Other Cheek by mazaje(m): 8:43pm On Dec 01, 2008
lady. . . you sure say you no wan become lady pope. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by mazaje(m): 8:27pm On Dec 01, 2008
Missy B:
Why don't you shut up and ignore this thread
if you have nufffin reasonable to type?
Must you spend every second of your life mocking?? angry angry angry

Thank you Lord for today . . . . Grant me the spirit of tolerance please father. embarassed
hey, can't i thank allah again? i thank you allah for protecting the moslems and killing all the infidels. . .i thank jesus for not doing anything to protect the people that pray unto him for protection. . .so many of them were killed despite all their prayers. . .i also thank him for protecting the ''christains'' amongst the people that called unto his name. . . . .   i thank skivnah for not doing anything as people die daily due to greed and corruption in nigeria and around the world. . . i thank amadiagu for not protecting my farm from the flood. . . infact i thank god(jehova, allah, skivnah,buddah,amadiago etc) for all the earth quakes and hurricanes he/she has sent down to kill so many people through out this year. .
Christianity Etc › Re: Re:The Only Saviour by mazaje(m): 8:12pm On Dec 01, 2008
May kelly do you speak in tongues. . . . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Matter? by mazaje(m): 8:07pm On Dec 01, 2008
Pepeye:
Proverbs 18-6-7

A FOOLS lips enters into contention.

And his mouth calls for blows

A fool’s mouth is his destruction


Psalm 14- 1

The FOOL has said in his heart; There is no God!
which of the gods are you talking about? because there are so many of them. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do Dead Children Go? by mazaje(m): 8:05pm On Dec 01, 2008
[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=201934.msg3167132#msg3167132 date=1228157186]I am not the giver of God's grace but I do know that God gives graces to those who are not Christians, after all it is by God's grace that one becomes Christian.
If these people have not heard about Christ, God is not going to punish them for ignorance. You mentioned that there are people in North Korea that are not allowed to believe in God, no one can tell you if you should believe or not in God. Even if it is signed in law. One may not be allowwed to worship and profess their faith in public but they cannot stop one from believing.
God can grant graces to muslims too, a lot of them are muslims because that's what they were raised to believe. But if the gospel has been preached to them and they said no to the gospel then they are accountable. But for those that haven't heard the gospel and there are billions then they are not accountable at their death.
There are atheists who are good people and God can grant them grace, it is not up to us to decide.

As for children. Parents are responsible for their children up until the age of reason. Now for christian families, it is beneficial for the child to be baptised into the christian faith. Our baptism separates us from others. But as the child gets older to the age of reason then the child should profess his/her own faith.

For those who speak that child baptism is false, Christ asked us to bring the little ones to him, so who are you to call Christ false for wanting the little ones to come to him, who are you to prevent the little ones from coming to him?
If a child is born into a christian home, but never baptised, grows older and decides to become a muslim, was the child ever a christian?
No, the child was never a christian, there is no difference between that child and a muslim child that was born to a muslim family, neither one was baptised in Christ. They are both muslims, so the former was never a christian.[/quote]i know so many christains that will not agree with you on this. . . . .some might even accuse you of misleading people while others will call you a heretic. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Matter? by mazaje(m): 6:28pm On Dec 01, 2008
May kelly:
A fool has said in his heart "there is no God"
A bigger fool is the one that think's his god is better than the other thounsands of gods. . . allah is god. . prove to me that jehova is a better god than him. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Turning The Other Cheek by mazaje(m): 1:06pm On Dec 01, 2008
[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=202290.msg3164949#msg3164949 date=1228127955]The bible is against christians retaliating and goes further to teach that we should turn the other cheek.

If a muslim northerner is attacking me with a big machete, should i strike back or kneel down and plead the blood of Jesus while he's butchering me and my family like Stephen did in the bible or should I disobey the bible and finish them off with my AK47?[/quote]you have not been reading ur bible, god in the bible taught people how to kill, maim and destroy the enemy. . . he even taught them how to share the booty too. . . . kill all them allah's soldiers if they come to attack you. . . allahuakbar allah is most merciful. . . . .
Politics › Re: Tension Mounts In Anambra,abia Over Jos Killing . by mazaje(m): 12:06pm On Dec 01, 2008
Hausa people are animals. . . just like every other nigerian tribe. . . . .
Politics › Re: Jos Killings How Do We Stop This Madness? by mazaje(m): 11:59am On Dec 01, 2008
Ibime:
Hehehehe. . . . . what rubbish!. . . . how do you arrest 500 men with weapons so easily? . . . . . It took Indian Police 3 days to kill 10 men with weapons in Mumbai. . . . talkless of 500 men with weapons. . .
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy no be small thing ,500 men with weapons?. . . maybe by weapons the meant stones and sticks. . even if they had stones and sticks the nigerian police are ill-equiped and ill-trained to challenge and tackle them head on talkless of arresting them. . . maybe they arrested them in their dreams. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by mazaje(m): 11:41am On Dec 01, 2008
knotty:
even if a thousand die on Saturday
be sure, we will still sing songs of praise on Sunday

i would have been in Jos on Friday
in your wisdom, you postponed the journey

not till i learnt of the carnage
did i appreciate your highest wisdom

eshe, Baba

to those who lost loved one,
take heart.
may His peace, which passeth all understandng, come to you.
priase be to allah the greatest and the most merciful. . . .praise be to jesus the son of god. . . .praise be to buddah the knowledgeable one. . . .

I want to thank god for taking the life of the driver who was just passing by and was brutally killed in the jos crisis, i also want to thank god for not doing anything about the crisis despite all the prayers we rendered unto him ,i want to thank god for allowing terrorrist to go on rampage and killing spree in mumbai for over 60 hours. i want to thank god for not protecting the people in DRC who despite all their prayers and calling unto his name in times of war and calamity he refuses to do anything about their plight. i want to thank god because of all the people that he allowed to be killed and maimed senselessly just like he ordered, commanded  and spear headed in the bible and koran he choose to protect me and made me safe and sound. . . . glory be to jesus the son of mary and mohammed the last proiphet of allah. . ohh i like skivanah too she is also a good god. . . .abulawo is a nice god too but he is almost dead. . . glory be to him too until he dies off. . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do Dead Children Go? by mazaje(m): 11:29am On Dec 01, 2008
RedHotChic:
What is the age of reckoning in Islam?
the age when a child is old enough to carry swords, guns ,explosives and arms while fighting and killing all the infidels and enemies of allah the greatest and most merciful to the glory and honour of his name. . allahhu akbarr. . . . . .there is no god but allah and mohammed is his prophet. . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You Theistic, Atheistic Or Agnostic? by mazaje(m): 11:22am On Dec 01, 2008
I am an atheist because all the people i've asked have failed to show me why their god is better than the other gods. . . . . and all the gods are evil in one way or the other. . . . i am an atheist because men created all the gods in their own image and because all religions were created out of the fear of the many and the cleverness of a few. . . .i am an atheist because all religions are a farce. . . . . . .
Family › Re: Incredible! Woman Delivers After 8 Years by mazaje(m): 3:42pm On Nov 30, 2008
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=201893.msg3160746#msg3160746 date=1228046576]I know I just smoked some very good weed, but Gosh!! I feel insulted after reading this thread.

8 Years?? shocked shocked

Are y'all joking or what??

This is some serious bullshit.
Even her supposed doctor, probably got his degree from Convenant University.

Now I am freaking pissed. 8 whole years?? By now that baby should be walking, talking and be approaching puberty.
This is just another religious propaganda.

I have heard some serious religious bull before but this ranks up there with the guy who was raised from the dead story.

Absolute rubbish.

Even Sarah sef no carry Isaac for up to 8 years.

What ever happened to a C-section, or even an Induced labour.

I need pictures of the scan for the entire 8 years with proof that it was the same featus that was there all these while.

It is only in under-developed countries like mine that we can actually hear of this kind of crap.

8 years my ass, even elephant sef no dey go through 8 years gestation period.



angry


Where are those admins when we need them.[/quote]The reporter that filled in this story should be fired and stripped of his qualifications. . . . what nonsense. . .8 years my butt. . . . infact this story cries of lies and myth. . . its an urban legend. . . .but hey what do you expect from a society where majority of the people believe in talking snakes, donkeys, flying people, witches , wizards, talking trees etc. . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Revelations Of Heaven By Seven Youths -- And Now From A Little Child by mazaje(m): 2:31pm On Nov 30, 2008
@OLAADEGBU

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i bet i know some hotels or other hot relaxations spots that are better than the heaven you just potrayedi just can't stop laughing. . . . . they saw a bible made up of gold. . .which of the bibles did they see? the catholic bible, ethopian bible. othordox bible or the lutherian bible?. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do Souls of Animals Go??? by mazaje(m): 2:24pm On Nov 30, 2008
Here on earth, there're only two types of living that makes up this earth,
those with spirit and those with the souls,
a spirit is the core of a human being, and this spirit has a gift incorporated in it, and it is known as the free will. That is the desire to make a choice. The free will can be liken to a converging lens, that collects the power of the sun rays and converge to point either for good purposes or otherwise.
A soul, is condition a spirit when it jhas put on another cloak on itself, but this cloak is not the physical human body. A soul can also be likened to the state in which when a human being shed off this physical earth body, but that state should not be compared to the spirit, the spirit is still inside of the soul, it is only when the soul makes its way back to paradise the spiritual home of the human spirit, that the spirit core remains, because along the way to paradise the spirit continues to shed off the cloaks of different gradations when journeying up.
Then where doest the soul of the animals come from?
The souls of the animals come from a point in creation which is known as the ANIMISTIC REALM. This soul of animal is different from the spirit of man, all because it has no free willof its own, and also it cannot attain self-consciousness. The animals swing in total harmony in the will of the creator, they never do otherwise, because they lack free will. No matter what an animal does, the creator don't see any wrong in it, so it is now left for we humans to be weary of them and also to strife and understand them (the animals) better.
When animals die, the soul go back to that realm of the Animistic Substantiality, because that is where they originate from.
The place where the spirit of mankind originates from is higher than that of the animals, that is why an animal can nevr become a human being and vice-versa.
But these animals stand higher in creation than mankind of today, because they fully obey the laws of the almighty.
Who is this propagandist? as some one said you guys are more deluded than i thought. . . . . you simply have no knowledge about animals at all. . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do Dead Children Go? by mazaje(m): 2:11pm On Nov 30, 2008
OLAADEGBU:
You are certainly a troubled soul and you need help. The poster's question is loud and clear about what happens to children when they die, and here you are diverting the topic to address your concerns for the world, are you God? Deal with your own problem first before you think about what will happen to the world.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy why is it that when some body challenges the christain conventional belief, you guys start spewing your stupid talking points. . . using words like troubled soul, wicked soul, without love, in need of help and mercy, jesus loves you, god have mercy on you soul, who are you a man to question god etc. . . . so i am a troubled soul because i meet people who have never heard of jesus huh huh ohhh i am a troubled soul because i pointed out the fact that billions are alive and billions have died without ever knowing about the word jesus. . . . you guys are really insecured. . . all you do is attack without substance any idea or reasoning that makes you feel akward about you faith of comfort zone. . . the fact that the bible and the supposedly perfect god told you that only those that believe in jesus will go to heaven makes you feel good, but then the reality of only you will open your eyes and look at the world objectively is that billions are alive and billions have died without ever hearing about your jesus, that thought bring about a cognitive dissonance in your minds and instead of reasoning it out you prefer to call the person/people that point that out names. . . . .i don't know who you are but i believe i am leading a happier and more fullfilled life than you. . . . troubled is what i am not. . . .by the way what is the difference between children and adults that have never heard about jesus. . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: The Beauty Of Mathematics by mazaje(m): 12:02am On Nov 30, 2008
OLAADEGBU:
@mazaje,

Are you alright? huh
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy you should be asking yourself that question not me. . . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Revelation Of Hell By 7 Youths by mazaje(m): 12:01am On Nov 30, 2008
OLAADEGBU:
Hold on a minute, don't be too quick to jump to the conclusion that there is no hell, you might just get what you wished for. Hell is a reality. A research team in Siberia made a shocking discovery as they drilled deep down into the crust of the earth, they reached a large empty pocket and the temperature reached 2000 degrees fahrenheit when they heard the sounds coming from the earth's interior. They could hear thousands, perhaps millions, in the background, tormented screams. They recorded the sounds and sent the copy to a radio station. Listen to the actual sounds of souls tormented in hell in the videolink below.

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=505c33a5007bc38d456c
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy hell enthusiast. . . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: The Beauty Of Mathematics by mazaje(m): 10:51pm On Nov 29, 2008
OLAADEGBU:
Watch this short videoclip and see how it is statistically improbable for the age of the earth to be 4.5 billion years old, and see how Mathematics confirms the accuracy of the Bible's account.

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=065a1683c022d2077d34
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Not only that, but I can prove mathematically that God is not perfect. Consider the following:

Take the numbers 1 thru 9 sort of in order

12345679

Now take this number and multiply it by 9 and you get

12345679 X 9 = 111111111

So, a pattern leads to another pattern, but what? No 8? Wouldn't a perfect God make it so that a perfect pattern leads to another perfect pattern instead of a screwed up pattern?

This proves that God is not perfect.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do Dead Children Go? by mazaje(m): 10:37pm On Nov 29, 2008
Quote from: OLAADEGBU on October 25, 2008, 02:31 PM
Then we came to a place where there were millions and millions of children, of all ages. When they saw the Lord, all of them wanted to hug Him, to feel more of His love, because He was their passion. Jesus was the passion of each child there. We felt like crying after seeing how the Lord spoiled each one of these children, how He kissed them and held their hands.
We saw how angels got close to the Lord, bringing Him babies wrapped in linen. The Lord caressed, touched, and gave them a kiss on their foreheads and then the angels took them back with them. We asked the Lord why there were so many children there, were those children going to be sent to the Earth. The Lord sounded touched for a moment, and He said, "No, these children will not be sent to the Earth! These are the ones that were aborted on the Earth, whose parents don't want to have them. These are my children and I love them." I nodded my head, and even my voice trembled to ask the Lord such a question.
When I didn't know the Lord, the true Life that He is, I made mistakes and sinned like everybody else. Among those sins was an abortion I had. There was a moment where I had to be face to face with the Lord and ask Him, "Lord, is the baby I aborted, long ago, here?". The Lord answered, "Yes." I started walking to one of the sides and I saw a beautiful little boy. Close to his feet stood an angel. The angel was looking at the Lord, and the boy had his back facing us.
The Lord told me, "Look, there is your boy." I wanted to see him so I ran over to him, but the angel stopped me with his hand. He showed me that I had to listen to the boy first. I started to hear what the little boy was saying. He was talking and looking in the direction of the other children. He asked the angel, "Are my daddy and my mommy coming here soon?" The angel, looking at me, answered to him, "Yes, your daddy and your mommy are just about to come."
I do not know why I was given the privilege of hearing these words, but in my heart I knew that these words were the best gift that the Lord could give to me. This little one was not talking with anger, or pain, maybe knowing that we did not let him be born. He was simply waiting with the love that God had placed in his heart.

We continued walking, but I kept the image of that boy in my heart. I know that each day I have to make an effort to be able to be with him one day. I have one more reason to go there, because someone is waiting for me in the Kingdom of Heaven. The Word of God tells us in Isaiah 65:19, "I too will rejoice over Jerusalem and Will delight in My people. No more will there be heard in her the voice of weeping or the voice of crying."
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy what is this? no be small thing. . . . Man really created god in his own image. . . . .

RedHotChic:
Let me quote Oladeegbu for you:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-187562.0.html

You may also read in Romans 9:15; Exodus 33:19 and you will find out that God's sovereignty over His mercy is stated. God has made it clear that no act of grace or mercy is merited by man and that His own will was the basis of all His blessings. For this reason I believe that all children who die prematurely before they reach the age of accountability will make heaven because of what Jesus has done. Rom.5:12-21. And this has nothing to do with the false notion of infant baptism.
i am not talking about kids i am talking about the billions of adults who have died without ever hearing about the word jesus christ. . . i have meet some in thialand back in 2006. . . they did'nt understand what i was saying when i told them i was a christain in fact they have never heard of the word christain. . ,  . . . all of the people i meet in the village that i visited had never heard the name jesus or mohammed.  i meet one guy in bangkok who had never heard the word christain, he was the only person in bangkok who had never heard about christainity of all the people i meet in the capital(i interacted with about 20 people in the capital), most of them in the capital just know christainity as just another false religion. . . . . . and they were all buddist. . . . . .will all of them go to hell . . . . . . .for not knowing or believing in jesus?
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do Dead Children Go? by mazaje(m): 10:21pm On Nov 29, 2008
to all you christain heaven and hell enthusiast, where will the people living in north korea go when they die? most of them are atheist because their government have banned religion in their country. . . .what about the billions of hindus,shirks, buddist etc  living in china, mongolia, japan, sri-lanka, thailand, nepal,bhutan, burma, maldives,bangladesh etc who have died without ever hearing the word jesus while they were alive(there are billions that have died without ever hearing the word jesus)  where will they go?. . . . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Revelation Of Hell By 7 Youths by mazaje(m): 9:57pm On Nov 29, 2008
OLAADEGBU:
@mazaje,

Why don't you do the right thing if you so much believe in this islamic faith, prophet and All'ah, go to the Islamic forum and post the details of the testimony that you alone claimed to have seen, citing the weblink, tv station or other evidences to corroborate your story.

God has given you a free will to exercise as you like, the choice of life and death has been presented before you, your decision will determine where you will spend your eternity. Those who have chosen to go to hell have done so out of their own volition. Remember that hell is self perpetuating, God will not force those who cannot stand Him here on earth to live eternally with Him forever.
i dont believe in any faith i am just telling you what i saw on an arabic television channel some months ago as i was flipping channels in my friends house on his arab sat DSTV(he is a devoted moslem who told me that the guy on TV is famously known in yemen). . . .did i tell you i believed in such rubbish? heck, their are islamic scholars who moslems have said they have been to the world beyond and came back or have powers and abilities to perfrom miracles as prescribed in the koran. . . i dont believe in such bull. . . i used to be a moslem and there are so many such tales being bandied around by moslems all over the world. . . the point i am trying to make here is that all these tales are not true. . . both moslems and christains have claimed to have been to heaven and hell, so the question here is this,who is lying and who is telling the truth? as far as i am concerned they are all telling lies. . . . there is a moslem to provide with the same story/vision for every christain that has claimed to have been to heaven or hell and vice versa. . . the whole saga is just a lie. . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Revelation Of Hell By 7 Youths by mazaje(m): 8:54pm On Nov 29, 2008
i have a witness too from the islamic faith who said that he has been to the world beyond(paradise and hell). . . . he said the spirit of the prophet mohammed told him to come back and spread the word to the world that their is no god but allah and that mohammed is his last prophet. . . he was decleard dead and the doctors that decleard him dead came and corroborated his account on television. the guy is from yemen. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by mazaje(m): 8:44pm On Nov 29, 2008
You are so funny, so bc it happened to your friend and @ RCCG which is probably your church, the miracle is genuine? Well you talk about 1 egg being replaced, i have seen a little boy who from birth had no balls (with doctors report to attest to the fact) having his 2 balls appear in between his legs during a CEC meeting.
huh huh huh huh donnie what is this you are saying? chie no be small thing . . . .why is it that miracles are always taking place behind close doors? you have seen you said. . . .you guys are not serious. . . . .anyway keep on defending and promulgating the business, you guys make a lot of money and gain a lot of recognition because of the business. . . . . .
Nairaland General › Re: Farewell Message To nairaland. by mazaje(m): 9:23pm On Nov 28, 2008
safe man. . . . i wish you all the best out there. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Roman Catholic Is Not A Church, But A Modernised Way Of Idolatry? by mazaje(m): 8:44pm On Nov 28, 2008
DavidDylan:
where did it "clearly show" anything about authorship?  undecided

arguing with you people is an exercise for the idiot . . . anyone hoping to have an serious[b] intellectual discourse [/b]with you is in for a shocker.
huh huh huh huh look who is talking. . . . . learn to read and comprehend and stop acting like a deranged slowpoke. . . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Roman Catholic Is Not A Church, But A Modernised Way Of Idolatry? by mazaje(m): 1:32pm On Nov 28, 2008
DavidDylan:
this is pretty daft. There are thousands of ancient documents where the authors don't specifically indicate themselves as the authors. Surprisingly no one questions authorship of the documents . . . except of course when it comes to the bible.
As usual you have gone to copy and paste long tomes you don't have any idea about. I can equally paste websites specifically providing strong evidence of the authors of the gospels especially the books of Mark, Matthew and Luke.

so the books just appeared like magic without authors?
you can "say" whatever you wish, you're flat out wrong.

The authors are "unknown" to you because as long as they are known it puts another dent in your frustrated attempts to delegitimise the bible.
See this dull and deluded bible apologist, running round to prove a point that is not true, The authors remain unknown and that is a FACT just as the authors of genesis, exodus, leviticus, numbers and deutronomy are unknown. . . . when it comes to authorship the bible lacks complete credibility because all it does is lie about its authors by assingning names to stories and tales. . . . .

DavidDylan:
The funny thing about mazaje's poor copy-paste job is how disconnected it is from his earlier argument.

the argument is on authorship of the gospels but his write up is on a totally different subject entirely! shocked SOURCE!
Its is very relevant what i copied and pasted clearly showed that the people that were believed to have written the books were not the people that wrote the books. . . . . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Revelation Of Hell By 7 Youths by mazaje(m): 11:43pm On Nov 27, 2008
I have seen both christains and moslems claim that they have visited hell for some period of time. . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy the idea that people have to die before they go to hell is hilarious. . . .where and what is hell?
Christianity Etc › Re: Roman Catholic Is Not A Church, But A Modernised Way Of Idolatry? by mazaje(m): 10:27pm On Nov 27, 2008
The Canonical Gospels




Most likely for no other reason than to round out the beasts of the apocalypse, John was chosen to be one of the four Gospels. For the sake of cohesive inerrancy, it would have been more beneficial in its absence. Although the author doesn’t venture too far on a tangent from the life of Jesus depicted in the other canon Gospels, there are some distinguished omissions in this account. The most notable absences are the exorcism of devils, the recitation of the Lord’s Prayer, Satan tempting Jesus in the wilderness, the transfiguration, the virgin birth from Mary, the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus’ proclamations of his return, and every last one of the parables. Scholars agree that the original Gospel of John started at 1:19 and ended at 20:31. Furthermore, they’ve determined that the remainder of the book seems heavily edited and reworked. For these reasons, John fails to be an unquestionably reliable and synoptic source of divine inspiration for the story of Jesus.

Scholars unanimously agree that Mark is the most primitive of the four canon Gospels. Its details are relatively less developed, consequently making this biography of Jesus very brief. Interestingly, Jesus’ primary biographer was obviously a distant Roman who never knew him. In fact, the original version of Mark doesn’t even contain Jesus’ appearance following his crucifixion (16:9-19)! This concession is made in the NIV but left out of the KJV. Even though the author was from Rome, he provided enough minor details to have a fair understanding of his subject. Why, then, would he leave out the indispensable element of the world’s most important story unless he lived during a period without a resurrection rumor?

Since about 80% of the verses in Mark appear verbatim in Matthew, we can seemingly tell that the author of Matthew used Mark as a template when writing his own account. However, he alters many of Mark’s details and adds several stories presumably unknown to its author. The Gospel of Matthew most certainly had a Jewish writer since he strives to correct many of the mistakes arising from Mark’s ignorance of local knowledge. Since we have no clear evidence that the author of Matthew was one of Jesus’ disciples, we can’t rule out the likely possibility of its author simply plagiarizing the Mark account in order to make it more acceptable to residents of the Middle East. It’s far too coincidental for the writings to match so well in some passages and contradict in others for there not to have been some minor transcribing taking place. Thus, we’ll analyze the contrasting details of the two accounts in order to exemplify the unreliability of the latest God-inspired product.

Mark (1:2) makes an incorrect reference to Hebrew scripture by quoting Malachi 3:1 as being the work of Isaiah. The KJV does not contain this error, although biblical translations concerned more with honesty and accuracy than advancing inerrancy leave the misattribution in the text. Needless to say, the more knowledgeable Matthew author doesn’t repeat Mark’s mistake. Mark also claims that only God can forgive the sin of another (2:7), but that’s a direct contrast to actual Jewish beliefs, which hold that other men can forgive sins as well. Again, Matthew drops this statement from the record (9:3). Mark mentions the region of Gadarenes being near a large body of water, but it’s about thirty miles from even a sizable lake (5:1). The Matthew author, realizing that Mark knows next to nothing about local geography, changes Gadarenes to Gergesenes, which is only a few miles from a lake (8:28).

Mark mentions multiple “rulers of the synagogue” even though almost all synagogues only had a single leader (5:22). The Matthew author corrected this phrase so that the reader could ambiguously interpret it as having only one ruler (9:18). Mark records Jesus ridiculing the ancient food laws set by God and Moses (7:18-19), but the author of Matthew, being a Jew, no doubt considered this to be sacrilegious and dropped the passage from his account (15:18-20). Mark also has Jesus misquoting one of the commandments as refraining from defrauding others (10:19). Meanwhile, Matthew strictly adheres to the exact commandments of Moses by omitting this curious deception rule but including the “love one another’’ summary commandment (19:18-19). The author of Mark strangely refers to David as “our father” (11:10). This is something no Jew would ever do because all Jews weren’t descendents of David. Seeing as how Abraham and Jacob would be the only individuals referred to in this manner, the desire for accuracy forces the Matthew author to correct another one of Mark’s blunders (21:9).

Mark also gets the traditional date for killing the Passover incorrect (14:12), but the Matthew author settles the mistake by omitting the phrase from his own work (26:17). The very next verse in Mark has Jesus ordering two of his disciples to locate a man bearing a pitcher of water (14:13). In Jewish culture, carrying pitchers of water was the work of a woman. Naturally, Matthew must drop this phrase as well (26:18). On the night of the crucifixion, Mark says that it’s the time before the Sabbath (15:42). Being a Roman, the author was obviously unaware that the Jewish day begins with the evening. Thus, the evening following the crucifixion wasn’t the night before the Sabbath; it was the start of it. Matthew must yet again omit one of Mark’s divinely inspired statements in the transcription (27:57). Unaware that the Sabbath had already arrived, Mark’s account has Joseph of Arimathaea buying linen to wrap around Jesus’ body (15:46). Because it was a sin to make purchases on the Sabbath, Matthew must consequentially drop that detail as well (27:59). Finally, Mark mentions “the fourth watch of the night” (6:48). The Jews actually divided the night into only three watches, while the Romans made the division into fourths.

The author of Matthew makes a few additional minor corrections from Mark’s account, but I trust that you get the point I’m attempting to convey. However uncomfortable it may feel, the divinely inspired author of the earliest Jesus biography, who seemingly invented details out of thin air, knew very little about what he was writing.

The Gospel of Luke begins with a surmised admission that the author didn’t personally experience any of the details contained within his account because he alleges the presence of eyewitnesses but fails to notify himself as one. Like Mark’s Gospel, Luke was probably narrated by an individual residing far from Jerusalem because he commits several translational errors when converting Old Testament Hebrew scripture into Greek. Additionally, in a manner similar to the way in which Mark was penned, Luke’s author goes into extensive detail on his explanations of local phenomena but not those pertaining to Rome. Following the lead of Matthew’s author, Luke’s consistent duplication of Mark’s verses seemingly indicates that he also relied heavily on that text when making his report. However, researchers soon discovered that they could not find 230 verses common to Matthew and Luke in the more ancient Mark.

The two more recent authors couldn’t have derived identical verses from a sole source void of necessary information. Consequently, we can only surmise the hypothetical existence of an even earlier document used by all three authors as a template. This deduction would eventually become known as the Q hypothesis (from the German Quelle, meaning source). The canonical appearance of quotes from Thomas’ Gospel reinforces the theoretical existence of Q. While Thomas was completed around the same time as John, it offered an entirely different perspective on the mystery of Jesus. Even though the Thomas account is nothing but a series of Jesus’ sayings, it may help to explain the origin of other Gospel material. Thus, it’s quite possible that a primitive set of quotes served as the foundation from which the Gospel legends arose. In such a scenario, the early Jews may have actually known a man who traveled about and shared his philosophies with a number of audiences. This individual may have even been executed for his heretical teachings. His followers would then collect these teachings on paper, only to later subject them to decades of human hyperbole.
Christianity Etc › Re: Roman Catholic Is Not A Church, But A Modernised Way Of Idolatry? by mazaje(m): 10:25pm On Nov 27, 2008
DavidDylan:
I was waiting for this very question. Its a sad commentary on the double standard by which athiests try to force inconsistencies into the bible.

By this very same standard it can be claimed that thousands of ancient documents, whose authorships are surprisingly NEVER QUESTIONED, are also suspect and thus unreliable.
The authors never said who they were. . . and the fact still remains that they were unknown. . .

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