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Quite an interesting topic enjoy

We like to Suck Them.
Believe it or not, many Nigerian men love to
suck breast because it is soft and tend.
We love the feeling and sensation it gives our
partner especially when we put our mouth
gently on it. They turn the female partner on
when stimulated and sucked hard. They
moan and cry like babies. Many studies claim
that men who regularly sucked their partners
blooms will be much loved and the female
more agile and sexual active. The
transformation will be different especially for
a developing female in her twenties.

We like how they feel.
It’s hard to say specifically why they feel so nice, but nonetheless, they
do. Touch them and feel for yourself. There’s
nothing else quite like them. That’s why,
given the opportunity, we can’t resist putting
our hands (or other body parts) on them
(with your consent, of course) whenever they
happen to be in the neighbourhood

We like how they work as a team.
Some things are just meant to come in pairs:
Socks, shoes, even fang marks from your
favourite Twilight hunk. And your “girls” are a
member of this wonderfully co-dependent
group. While they are individually lovely,
together they create one of nature’s most
awesome vistas – cleavage.

We like them as a pillow.
Life is tough. And at the end of a day in the trenches of adulthood, nothing
is as comforting a resting place for our weary
heads as the cushion of your bosom. Cradled
in the calming warmth of your natural
upholstery, we can relax and regroup, ready
to face the world anew, our spirit magically
restored. Imagine actress like Mercy Johnson
and Cossy Ojiakor, their Husband will never
have to buy extra pillow at home.

We like their mystery.
From the time we first become aware of them,
breasts fascinate us; not only what we see,
but what we don’t, as well. Untold numbers of
hours are spent imagining what those
beautifully mysterious mounds under your
clothing actually look like. And when we
finally do get to behold them “in the flesh,” we
are rarely disappointed.

We like how they make us feel better.
I’m sure you’re aware of studies that have
definitely shown that people who have pets
live longer, healthier lives. What you may not
know is that recent findings indicate that
looking at breasts for as little as fifteen
minutes a day actually has a similar, healthy
and longevity-enhancing impact on men. Now,
I’m certainly not comparing women’s breasts
to our furry family friends. (Although we do
like when either are nuzzle up against us or
are available for petting.)

NoRetreat:
Na lie oooooo

Na who talk am?!

Mother gives birth to 17 babies at once, breaks world record – An American woman has completely annihilated the previous World Record for the most babies in a single pregnancy by giving birth to 17 babies over 29 hours a week ago at the Indianapolis Memorial Hospital. This is strange

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Below are the pictures of great sculptures in Europe

This is called video cassette rewinder then... How many of you used this then and how old were you then?

bettercreature:
You are a million percent wrong,that is the major flaw of HONDA above,infact i witness up to 20 cases every month
You can't believe about 19 out of 20 of such cases are HONDA
It is just like a curse

Exactly!

Hello Ndler,

As I walking to my office this morning, I saw this car and I decided to share it with you guys who wants to buy Honda car to be careful. I hate Honda cars because of this particular problem. It's peculiar to Honda cars

Three years ago, my friends and I decided to flex at Elegushi beach by going to a night party with babes. on getting to Osborne Foreshore, the car just stopped on motion, we thought were dead before we realised that the tyre is facing another route. We were so embarrassed that night in front of the babes because we don make mouth tire.....

share your thought about this pics below, has it happened to you before?

The management of Adeleke University,
Ede, Osun State, has offered to give a
scholarship to the 18-year-old admission
seeker allegedly raped by a part-time
lecturer of the University of Lagos, Mr.
Akin Baruwa.

Saturday PUNCH learnt that the
institution became concerned about
the fate of the girl following series of
PUNCH reports detailing the girl’s
experience.

Our correspondent contacted the Vice
Chancellor of the institution, Prof.
Oluwole Amusan, who confirmed this
on Wednesday.

The university don explained that the
institution decided to take the step
because the management was moved
by the plight of the girl, who was
allegedly raped in the course of her
quest for a university education.

The VC said, “Giving out scholarships
to indigent students is not new to us.
Our founder had a foundation whose
existence preceded the university,
through which scholarships were
given to students.

“Since the university was established
four years ago, the tradition has
continued.”

According to the VC, the scholarship
would cover the four-year duration of
Mass Communication, which the girl
has chosen to study, a course which
UNILAG has said she was not qualified
for with her 211 score in the Unified
Tertiary Matriculation Examination.

He said it has not been determined
whether the scholarship would be full
or partial since he had not yet
interacted with the father of the
victim.

With a student population of over
1,000, one fifth of Adeleke University
undergraduates are on scholarship, it
was learnt.

The father of the alleged rape victim,
told our correspondent that he had
been contacted by the institution to
come to the university.

“I was so happy when I was contacted.
May God bless you so much for seeing
the case through. I am so happy. Such
scholarship would be a big blessing to
my daughter,” he said.

Jacksparrow0712:
Who doesn't know well is wider than borehole? Boreholes are just holes for pipes

Hahahahahahahaha..... And well is for?

Jacksparrow0712:
What's borehole compare to a well?

I guess you're talking from experience!!!

When news broke this this morning that rising act “ Skiibii is dead ”, I wasn’t shocked, I wasn’t tensed because it is too common of Nigerian celebrities to come up with unnecessary publicity stunts to promote and sell their materials, so, I didn’t believe the story and was patiently waiting for their failed mission.
Skiibii who isn’t as popular as the likes of Korede Bello, Lil Kesh, Adekunle Gold, Ink Edwards, Kiss Daniel might be so desperate for overnight fame.
However, it shows the desperation and level of ignorance in the label and how far they are willing to go to get Buzz and push a song not minding the consequences.
It is absolutely uncalled for to frame the death of SkiiBii just to destabilise his fans and prospective fans. I wonder if they thought of how fans would react to this before they embarked on their failed mission. If a dog dies, the owner mourns, if the death of the dog gets media coverage, thousands of people will definitely mourn and pity the owner who knows the worth of the dog.
It is a weakness on the part of Five Star Music and the label’s team to have publicised the death of the young lad, SkiiBii when they were not sure if he was dead or not. I however hold a strong motif that Five Star Music cooked up the story for the public to eat.
With the strength of KCee, HarrySong, Millionaire E-Money and Soso, it is a flaw to have faked the death of Skiibii and a high sense of no regard for the fans and lovers of the above mentioned artistes.
Kcee came to limelight without controversy; Harrysong who I respect so much hits the A-List point with hard word, passion for music, prayers and support with NO MONEY! Why not help Skiibii grow without blemish?
Skiibii undoubtedly is an upcoming artiste who needs to be nurtured, bred and monitored with highly intellectual branding. Although, In PR bad publicity can be good publicity if well managed. Don’t you think Nigerians are tired of useless publicity stunts?
This stunt is a failure on the part of Five Star Music’s PR team, it only shows they need to step up and increase their knowledge.
Who will eat the cooked story? Five Star Music management must eat and paused off music lovers allover the country are chanting on one voice “Skiibii must die.”!!!!!!

ladyF:
U too don't bring toothpick

You sef no bring borehole now!

Where are the Babes?
On Behalf of all Guys on nairaland, We’re begging you today, We’re not saying you must be a Virgin, but please don’t bring a Borehole

Thanks for your Understanding

God Bless.

Good for him !!!

The Anambra State Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has suspended the party’s National Publicity Secretary, Chief Olisah Metuh.

His suspension followed one allegedly handed to him by his Otolo Nnewi Ward I, ratified by his local government – Nnewi North.

A statement signed by the Publicity Secretary Kenneth Arinze and Victor Osy Ezenwa, Basil Ejidike (secretary), Dr. Maduka Nwankwo (chairman, South), Kelue Molokwu (vice chairman, Central) and Chief Osy Chinwuba (chairman, North), alleged that Metuh embezzled party funds.

The statement reads: “Following the suspension of Chief Olisa Metuh by the Otolo Ward 1 Nnewi of the PDP (where Olisa hails from) and the ratification of same by the Nnewi North Local Government chapter, the sState executive committee, after assessing the weighty allegations against Olisa Metuh and finding them heinous, in compliance with the PDP Constitution, hereby, ratifies the suspension and forward same to the National Working Committee (NWC)”



Source: http://thenationonlineng.net/anambra-pdp-sacks-metuh/

hmmmmm

BRITISH BORN HAROLD SMITH CONFESSED &
APOLOGISE FOR MANIPULATING PRE-
INDEPENDENT CENSUS AND ELECTION TO
FAVOUR NORTH.

The man Harold Smith is not new in Nigerian
history. He is one of the architects of colonial
foundation that midwife Nigerian independence in
1960.

I met him in a meeting three weeks ago where he
opened up a bit about the lingering problem in
Africa especially; Nigeria unbalanced protracted
social political situations. We asked if he could
make this known to the media. His response was
“I am in my 80s now; I have agreed but in the
past ‘they’ did not want me to say anything, but
now I don’t want to go to my grave without
telling the truth about the atrocities perpetrated in
Africa by the colonialists.

Brothers and sisters; on Ben TV last Thursday,
Harold Smith was on a program to reveal what
went behind the scene before the independence.
The Oxford University graduate had this to say
about his role in Nigeria pre and after
independence era.

‘Our agenda was to completely exploit Africa.
Nigeria was my duty post. When we assessed
Nigeria, this was what we found in the southern
region; strength, intelligence, determination to
succeed, well established history, complex but
focused life style, great hope and aspirations… the
East is good in business and technology, the west
is good in administration and commerce, law and
medicine, but it was a pity we planned our
agenda to give power “at all cost” to the
northerner.

They seemed to be submissive and silly of a kind.
Our mission was accomplished by destroying the
opposition at all fronts. The west led in the fight
for the independence, and was punished for
asking for freedom.

They will not rule Nigeria!

Harold Smith confessed that the Census results
were announced before they were counted.
Despite seeing vast land with no human but
cattle in the north, we still gave the north 55
million instead of 32 Million. This was to be used
to maintain their majority votes and future power
bid. He stated that the West without Lagos was
the most populous in Nigeria at that time but we ignored that.

The north was seriously encouraged to go into
the military. According to him, they believe that
the south may attend western education, but
future leaders will always come from military
background. Their traditional rulers were to be
made influential and super human. The
northerners were given accelerated promotions
both in the military and civil service to justify their
superiority over the south.

Everything was to work against the south.
We truncated their good plan for their future. “I
was very sorry for the A.G; it was a great party
too much for African standard. We planned to
destroy Awolowo and Azikwe well, the west and
the east and sowed a seed of discord among
them”.

We tricked Azikwe into accepting to be president
having known that Balewa will be the main man
with power. Awolowo has to go to jail to cripple
his genius plans for a greater Nigeria.

However, Harold Smith justified theI British
agenda of colonialism in Nigeria, which he
believed was originally to help build Africa after
the ruins of slave trade, but lamented that the
British only looked after themselves and not after
Nigerian interest.

The British really let Nigeria down. When I
see Nigerian been accused of fraud and from
what I saw on the streets of Lagos; the British
were worst fraudsters.

Looking at the northern leaders now he said, “If
they have any agenda in Nigeria at all, sadly it is
only for the north, and nothing for Nigeria. He
stated that the British look after the British people
and this is so all over the world. He said the time
has come now to see people of intelligent minds
with an open and inclusive agenda for all
Nigerians in power…people who will really look
after Nigerians large population…but ”I still
curiously and sorrowfully see now that the British
has not let go of Nigeria…her wealth,. her
potentials, her future. He opined that the
Caucasian people now assert themselves as the keeper of the “New Age” keys.

He therefore said that it is only logical for
Europeans to maintain their position of power,
scientific superiority, economic exploitation, they
must continue to perpetuate their lies and
falsehoods and this is the most unkindest cut of
all in relation to Nigeria situation!

According to him, Nigeria, a great nation was
crippled not because of military juntas or corrupt
leaders alone but by the British and American fear
of Nigeria great future. He confessed, “The fear of
the place that will be our ‘dumping ground’ really
occupied our minds”.

Some of the things he said were not new to
Nigerians or to the whole world but hearing it
from the horse’s mouth is quite revealing and
established more reality zones. He finally
submitted that the colonial masters have caused
havoc while they were in Africa, and planted
timed bombs when they finally left. What we see
since independence, the administration of new
internal colonial masters by fellow Nigerians
holding sway in power is doing more damage to Nigeria.

Instead of detonating the time bombs planted by
the British, the north is planting mines.
He added that ‘It was my duty to carry out all of
the above and I was loyal to my country.
Nigerians should try to be loyal to their country
leaders and followers alike. Love your country.

You have got the potentials to be great again and
the whole world knows this’.
I am sorry for the above evil done to Nigeria.

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Seller: Hello ma fellow Nigerians, I don come
again ooo ur famous drug seller! if u re used to
this bus u go know mi wella!! Now this drug; it
can cure ur physical illness, Spiritual illness,
Mental illness and even academic illness.. BUT
wetin dey there be say nah 13days we won use
sell dis drug. The name of dis drug nah "DIVINE
PROGRESS"....... This drug too big u no fit use
am finish.. The sales go start from 10th of
August 2015...... I go advise u make u come
straight to our company so DAT igbo bois no go
sell u fake...... Our company is located at Mount
Tabieorar Ground, Ogere-Remo, Ogun state... E
no far at all .......
Passengers: How much will ur drugs be sold?...
Seller: (laughs) just come wif ur faith, bible and
jotter and also be determined........ The "DIVINE
PROGRESS" will be yours...... U fit come with
family and friends because food plenty well well...
Thank you: The Church of The Lord (Prayer
Fellowship) is cordially inviting you to our Annual
Tabieorar
Date: 22nd Aug, 2015
Time: 4:00pm till dawn
Theme: DIVINE PROGRESS
Venue: Mount Tabieorar Ground, KM 60, Lagos-
Ibadan Expressway, Ogere-Remo, Ogun State,
Nigeria.
GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME.......

Conductor -- Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! Enter wif
ur change ooo to avoid disgrace ooo...
Bus on the move....
Seller: Hello ma fellow Nigerians, I don come
again ooo ur famous drug seller! if u re used to
this bus u go know mi wella!! Now this drug; it
can cure ur physical illness, Spiritual illness,
Mental illness and even academic illness.. BUT
wetin dey there be say nah 13days we won use
sell dis drug. The name of dis drug nah "DIVINE
PROGRESS"....... This drug too big u no fit use
am finish.. The sales go start from 10th of
August 2015...... I go advise u make u come
straight to our company so DAT igbo bois no go
sell u fake...... Our company is located at Mount
Tabieorar Ground, Ogere-Remo, Ogun state... E
no far at all .......
Passengers: How much will ur drugs be sold?...
Seller: (laughs) just come wif ur faith, bible and
jotter and also be determined........ The "DIVINE
PROGRESS" will be yours...... U fit come with
family and friends because food plenty well well...
Thank you: The Church of The Lord (Prayer
Fellowship) is cordially inviting you to our Annual
Tabieorar
Date: 22nd Aug, 2015
Time: 4:00pm till dawn
Theme: DIVINE PROGRESS
Venue: Mount Tabieorar Ground, KM 60, Lagos-
Ibadan Expressway, Ogere-Remo, Ogun State,
Nigeria.
GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME.......

Conductor -- Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! Enter wif
ur change ooo to avoid disgrace ooo...
Bus on the move....
Seller: Hello ma fellow Nigerians, I don come
again ooo ur famous drug seller! if u re used to
this bus u go know mi wella!! Now this drug; it
can cure ur physical illness, Spiritual illness,
Mental illness and even academic illness.. BUT
wetin dey there be say nah 13days we won use
sell dis drug. The name of dis drug nah "DIVINE
PROGRESS"....... This drug too big u no fit use
am finish.. The sales go start from 10th of
August 2015...... I go advise u make u come
straight to our company so DAT igbo bois no go
sell u fake...... Our company is located at Mount
Tabieorar Ground, Ogere-Remo, Ogun state... E
no far at all .......
Passengers: How much will ur drugs be sold?...
Seller: (laughs) just come wif ur faith, bible and
jotter and also be determined........ The "DIVINE
PROGRESS" will be yours...... U fit come with
family and friends because food plenty well well...
Thank you: The Church of The Lord (Prayer
Fellowship) is cordially inviting you to our Annual
Tabieorar
Date: 22nd Aug, 2015
Time: 4:00pm till dawn
Theme: DIVINE PROGRESS
Venue: Mount Tabieorar Ground, KM 60, Lagos-
Ibadan Expressway, Ogere-Remo, Ogun State,
Nigeria.
GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME.......

Conductor -- Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! Enter wif
ur change ooo to avoid disgrace ooo...
Bus on the move....
Seller: Hello ma fellow Nigerians, I don come
again ooo ur famous drug seller! if u re used to
this bus u go know mi wella!! Now this drug; it
can cure ur physical illness, Spiritual illness,
Mental illness and even academic illness.. BUT
wetin dey there be say nah 13days we won use
sell dis drug. The name of dis drug nah "DIVINE
PROGRESS"....... This drug too big u no fit use
am finish.. The sales go start from 10th of
August 2015...... I go advise u make u come
straight to our company so DAT igbo bois no go
sell u fake...... Our company is located at Mount
Tabieorar Ground, Ogere-Remo, Ogun state... E
no far at all .......
Passengers: How much will ur drugs be sold?...
Seller: (laughs) just come wif ur faith, bible and
jotter and also be determined........ The "DIVINE
PROGRESS" will be yours...... U fit come with
family and friends because food plenty well well...
Thank you: The Church of The Lord (Prayer
Fellowship) is cordially inviting you to our Annual
Tabieorar
Theme: DIVINE PROGRESS
Venue: Mount Tabieorar Ground, KM 60, Lagos-
Ibadan Expressway, Ogere-Remo, Ogun State,
Nigeria.
GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME.......

powerfulsettingz:
no be ur fault na GEJ cause am

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Naija

A South African online media outfit, Mail and Guardian Africa, came after Nigeria on Tuesday, saying, “The money ‘eaten’ there is bigger than the Gross Domestic Product of 38 African nations.”
If the stolen funds estimated at $50bn were a country, the online medium reported, it would be Africa’s 11th biggest economy.
“Some estimates put the ‘lost’ funds at $50bn. If it were a country, it would be Africa’s 11th biggest economy, at par with Tunisia’s entire GDP and larger than the economic output of Ghana, Tanzania, Uganda, Ivory Coast or the Democratic Republic of Congo,” the online report said.
It quoted a Nigeria’s transparency watchdog as saying that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation diverted more than $30bn oil revenue since 2009. This figure, it said, was bigger than the
annual production output of “half of the nations in Africa.”
Mail and Guardian Africa said the financial shortfall caused by the theft, added to the falling prices of oil, had put Nigeria – a country where “about two-thirds” of the population live on less than a dollar per day – in a financial strait.
For Nigeria’s investment in the NNPC, the report said, the country had gained nothing but terrible disclosure records and absence of accountability.
“For all its importance to Nigeria, the NNPC is largely inscrutable. It had the worst disclosure record among 44 energy companies analysed in a 2011 report by anti-corruption non-profit organisations, the Transparency International and the Revenue Watch Institute.
“The NNPC consistently denies any wrongdoing. Allegations of missing funds go back as far as when President Muhammadu Buhari was a petroleum minister,” the post recalled.
While it admitted that the country’s oil sector needed an urgent reform, the online news organisation said history was not on the side of Buhari’s push to split the corporation.
It described the NNPC as the largest government-owned company, saying Buhari may not succeed in his plan to unbundle it. Arguing that the establishment was synonymous to corruption, it recalled that it had faced allegations bordering on financial frauds since 1978.
“A Lagos-based newspaper reported in 1978, a year after the NNPC took its current name, that the company failed to remit an equivalent of about $3.5bn it owed the treasury. In the 1990s, a military-sanctioned investigation discovered that $12bn oil revenue was unaccounted for under the regime of Gen Ibrahim Babangida (retd.).
“The Nigeria Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative said, at least, $23.2bn due to the government was not deposited into the federation account from 2009 to 2011. Recently, the then-Central Bank of Nigeria Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, alleged that the corporation retained as much several billions of dollars that was due to the government,” the report said.
Back home, there is so much to read on digital media about corruption, the pains it has inflicted on the masses and how it could be tackled. Recent media reports on government’s plans to probe key past public projects and investments merely fuelled the online discussion.
The government revealed that it was scrutinising bank accounts where the stolen funds had been kept. Following the statement, bloggers and social media users have been urging government to also look into highbrow mansions in Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt and other major cities.
In recent times, several hashtags drawing government’s attention to such houses have been trending. The stolen money, according to social media posts, could be hidden in houses belonging to relatives, wives and concubines of former public office holders.
Blogging on this on Tuesday, one Chukwudi Enekwechi said, “Recently, a huge sum of money was being frittered away by relations, concubines and wife of a politician. Even more interesting is that locations where such money is hidden are listed online. For example, Lekki Phase 1, Ikoyi and Victoria Island, Port Harcourt, Maitama and Asokoro were mentioned.”


Source: Punch

chidifyn:
Congratulations and I pray for many more successful live saving surgeries to come.

Amen o!!!

National Hospital Abuja live-tweeted the surgery earlier yesterday on its official account. The operation was an open heart surgery (Ventricular Septal Defect Repair) on an eight-year-old patient. Dr. Tayo Haastrup told BBC that it was done to show Nigeria's expertise to the world. Source: Nat. Hospital

Read More: http://www.kevindjakporblog.com/2015/08/national-hospital-abuja-live-tweets.html#ixzz3iaZO5tCj

National Hospital Abuja live-tweeted the surgery earlier yesterday on its official account. The operation was an open heart surgery (Ventricular Septal Defect Repair) on an eight-year-old patient. Dr. Tayo Haastrup told BBC that it was done to show Nigeria's expertise to the world. Source: Nat. Hospital

Source: http://www.kevindjakporblog.com/2015/08/national-hospital-abuja-live-tweets.html#ixzz3iaZO5tCj

Conductor -- Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! Enter wif ur change ooo to avoid disgrace ooo... Bus on the move.... Seller: Hello ma fellow Nigerians, I don come again ooo ur famous drug seller! if u re used to this bus u go know mi wella!! Now this drug; it can cure ur physical illness, Spiritual illness, Mental illness and even academic illness.. BUT wetin dey there be say nah 13days we won use sell dis drug. The name of dis drug nah "DIVINE PROGRESS"....... This drug too big u no fit use am finish.. The sales go start from 10th of August 2015...... I go advise u make u come straight to our company so DAT igbo bois no go sell u fake...... Our company is located at Mount Tabieorar Ground, Ogere-Remo, Ogun state... E no far at all ....... Passengers: How much will ur drugs be sold?... Seller: (laughs) just come wif ur faith, bible and jotter and also be determined........ The "DIVINE PROGRESS" will be yours...... U fit come with family and friends because food plenty well well... Thank you: The Church of The Lord (Prayer Fellowship) is cordially inviting you to our Annual Tabieorar Theme: DIVINE PROGRESS Venue: Mount Tabieorar Ground, KM 60, Lagos- Ibadan Expressway, Ogere-Remo, Ogun State, Nigeria. GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME.......