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Angelfrost:
Abeg o... Make goals dey please!

This one be like betting fans�

Even as a Manchester United supporter you settle for the draw?

plethora007:
Before becoming famous, Christian Eriksen played for Odense, a Danish club who Ajax's scouts had their eyes to try and detect young talent. That is where he is playing now as he cannot play in the Serie A because he has a defibrillator installed.

'BT' revealed this information. They included comments from Odense's director of football confirming it. "We're very happy that Christian Eriksen is keeping fit at the moment in our facilities. We have remained in contract with Christian since he left Odense and so we're happy he asked us if he could train in Adalen agaim," Michael Hemmingsen said.

Inter Milan have been very understanding of the player's situation and they have let him travel to wherever he needs to be in order to make progress. Eriksen was working with a personal trainer and at 8am, he was putting the cones down on the training ground to be able to do what is asked of him.

He focussed on cardiovascular exercises and he even had touches of the ball. Since the summer, Eriksen has been living in Adalen, the headquarters of some of Odense's facilities. It is a small town well away from the congested areas of Odense, 168km from Copenhagen, but separated by water. It is an ideal atmosphere for him to be calm and recover in his own time.

Thank God for him

How can I unsee this please

SeaTrade:
So today i just dey bored,not doing anything.
Rain fall here,konji hold man.
Open phone contacts,see one smallie weh I don dey groom for some time and I decided to call her because wetin hungry me today na wild fùck and so the kind body type I need na wetin she get.
Slim,fair,portable, young and all that,
I need wetin I suppose fit hang am for wall like picture dey light am.
Some kind acrobatics Bleep dey weh you no fit try am with heavy duty weh go just lie down open toto like trailer weh spoil for lekki epe express.
Nna,
Because of this weyrey is spend wetin I no suppose oo.
First carry am go chop pizza,chicken wings and coke with cherry as appetiser and also dessert (choco based).
18k go for there,I no talk.
Make we go house she say no,say e far and she needs to attend bla bla bla...I say okay.
I scope am say I want swim and na only one hotel get pool weh I like for town,she say okay.
I say cool,
Reach hotel,I tell am say I suppose book say I no dey like change for dressing room and also where to keep our bags.
Omo we go one hotel like that,OG dey konjified so i use speed book 22k room unto say 12k room don finish
Enter room I order wine and small chops,blow another 18k for there,
Only to want launch preeq na em this pikin dey shout stop upandan
Any small thing seatrade stop,
Any small thing seatrade stop...
Stop ...stop ....stop...
I think I make like 100 attempts and she resist all with that her stop nonsense.
No be juju be that?
Nna I just tire the whole matter and tell her say make we roll out,
We dey inside motor we no dey talk to each other she dey ask me whether I dey vex.
No I no dey vex ooo,thunder kill you there!!!!
We reach her drop off na em weyrey come dey say e be like I no go call her again since e be like I dey vex.
Noo,I go call you ooo,infact I go dey call you pass as I dey call my mama,idiot!!!waka as I talk inside My mind.
Wetin vex me be say the one weh believe me die weh for give me I no call because I dey suspect say she go dey smell and I too dey fear that toto fish smell mehn.
funny enough as me and this weyrey dey drag launching of preeq na him the wig weh she wear fall off na so wetin I see under the sponge wig be like the hair weh lucky dube carry the day them shoot am for Southy,come dey smell like orangutan anus.
Na wetin make me waste all this cash come jam bastard traffic as I dey go house.
I just tire honestly

All this stress for a pu**y

Wahala no too much?

ImoleNaija:
Call them scammers & they are not only on NL but everywhere.

Lemao

The hustle to become an Alpha male. Just as many ladies don’t even know what being a feminist mean, many chaps don’t know what being an alpha male mean.

At least he was kind enough not to have taken advantage of her unlike what many nairalanders would have done in the name of being an alpha male.

I cum in peace

And you look this unkempt. Just as people with too much believe in religion looks tattered this guy’s believe in charms makes him useless

Goalless draw soup

MadamVanessa:
The way and manner you guys generalized things here is so annoying and childish at the same time.

A guy that barely changes his boxer will come online to write all sort of rubbish against girls.

This type have no gut to approach a clean classic babe, they hang around with underage girls as those ones are vulnerable. And when those ones asked them for financial help , this broke ass idiots will not provide the needed help, but will run to Nairaland to dish all sort of nonsense.

Mention names with your full chest. Abi you be man?

Watford Goal

iLegendd:
Yes, but I want to handle the people at hand for now.

How can I reach you please?

WhatsApp or email

iLegendd:
4.

Is the offer still available

Whey they said they’ll sit at home, what were they thinking, that election will not hold?

Now they have a governor they’re complaining

Are they tired of sitting at home?

ifiokjohn:
no problem but I will not sit and watch him insult my role model

Enjoy

Wealth777:
You're wrong Bro; He said NONSENCE, absolute NONSENSE!!!

Maybe you’re right

ifiokjohn:
no. I'm simply showing him how it feels to insult someone. He alone doesn't have the Monopoly of insults

Makes you the same

ifiokjohn:
you that is not arrogant what have you achieve d in this life? Fool. ekwensu like you.
Na by force to shake person? If he no want shake e concern you? Whoare you self? Do anyone even knows you? Foolish he goat

You’re just an irony of what your signature portrays you are

Some bitter truth there.

This country don tire human being

AmancalledGod:
Nothing will make me fvck raw again for this life, i have spent like 85k treating infection, yet is still there e never still go?
I'm tired, girls are really evil

Buy Tianshi antilipemic tea

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BigYash:
That one is mad,but he doesn't know.

He’s lucky enough you’ve told him

kingthreat:
Convincing sheeples is a waste of time. I am not trying to convince you

To be honest, you’ve got nothing in you to convince me more than what you’ve said.

Your words speak volumes hence, I don’t need more conviction.

Have a blessed evening

kingthreat:
Fools can bet their lives that their foolishness is wisdom

The wise don’t try hard to prove to fools that they are fools

Your hard attempt to make a point and convince me is just an irony of who you think you are so enjoy

kingthreat:
Exactly what the unwise says when confronted with wisdom

You’ve not made any point neither does this even change the fact that you’ve said nothing

Try harder next time

kingthreat:
These are the same clowns that refused to negotiate with FG and insist that the youths block the tollgate despite the anarchy looming.
They knew the police will come. Unfortunately, it was the military came to clear the tollgate, but these guys were chilling in their homes at that time.
Now they are rejecting a peace walk organized by the constituted authority of a governor.
Social media has really made these ones important, if not for it, I can bet you Macaroni will be doing stage plays in an unsheltered theatre.

You’ve said nothing. Absolutely nothing!

Nairalanders are wailing on each other’s thread complaining about how men are scum and how the females are useless but they keep getting married every weekend.

Who Una deh deceive?

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique abeg make Una come explain

Even our very own Ubunja and ilegend fit don marry like that or make them be SIMPle guys

I cum in peace ✌️

AlphaMale666:
Guy nothing is wrong With you. You're still very young.

At 28

You gotta be kidding me

Icandream:
When ever money enters ur hand take a pen and a piece of paper and write down what and what needs to be bought, fixed and changed. So many times we end up spending above our income and expect a miracle from God. We buy things that are necessary and those ones that are not necessary. When we get our salary that's when we remember some girls we'll like to take home cos there's money to spend. Money gives us boldness but money not well spent will disappear from our hands so ur problem isn't a spiritual one but rather a spending problem.

Thanks for this input

It’s not even about girls but I know I have to work on my spending

Double0h7:
When I'm in that kind of situation, I look within and have an honest conversation with myself. I identify the things I'm doing when things are going back to zero and I work on that. It's a sign of madness when we do the same thing and expect a different outcome. We have to do things differently when we want a different outcome. The problem lies in our attitude. Change something even if it's the smallest thing and you will see that change in your results.

Thanks for this

Bennysam:
You should be more prayerful if you're a Christian but if you are not a Christian go to native doctor and check yourself out. Please don't quote me ooo i don't have strength

Lol

Bennysam:
You're an idiot, many of your age mate have died and you're alive complaining of not achieving anything. Believe in yourself and work hard , you will be fine brother

If been alive is all a man should be thankful for then why stay alive. A unambitious man is as good as dead bro so its just normal if I feel I should be doing better than I am.

And thanks I'll pray about it as I've been trying