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This happened many years ago as the girl I used to shag then has was also dating this masculine mountain of a man and on this faithful day after much steamy love making she ran into the room saying that I should hide that Nosayaba was about to enter the sitting room and I hid under the bed.
Not up to 5 minutes Nosayaba was pounding this my nurse girlfriend with such strength I never knew can be exerted on sex alone. The pounding was so furiously being executed and nurse was screaming and hallucinating at the same time.

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.
The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside.


This is the Short and final story and OP please sorry am deviating outside the room as lovers of true life stories want to know how it all ended.

This happened a very long time ago I was still very very young and nurse was by far senior to me and Nosayaba was well known in agboju area as a tug.
He came to my house in festac on several occasions trying to intimidate me as I was very young then but I refused to yield to his bullying. Any way I secured admission to a higher institution and left only to come back on Holliday's and I heard he was killed by operation sweep. Nurse did everything for us to get back together but then after my pre degree year I was disgusted with my self for shagging someone of nurses age

Some years back that's how my girlfriend then told me she was pregnant and insisted she must abort the pregnancy, I told her no and pleased with her but to no avail and I had to give her the money.
Later we got married and after 4 years of being married she is yet to get pregnant. When I bring up the issues or that we should go and visit a doctor she will always remind me that when we were dating she got pregnant and I gave her money for the abortion and that we should just be prayerful and visit her pastor regularly for prayers.
To cut a long story short the marriage is long over because I was able to force her to the hospital and found out that over 10 years before we ever met she did an abortion that affected her womb and that she can never get pregnant.

The other girl I would have married claims she is not a virgin but it will be sex after marriage only to find out she has other guys she sleeps with. Obviously this type of girls know they can never get pregnant.

Advice to guys out there that are ready and serious to get married should marry their woman when she is pregnant.
Saves a lot of wahalah for the man and the woman because men and women can be impotent .
Imagine you have been doing skin to skin over 5 years with your guy and you no miss period the something is wrong with the guy or you the woman.

There are scientists all over the world in various countries, so why can't these various countries buy this purported cure and give it to their scientists to test it on covid19 cases in their various countries

Not a good time to be an emir if you ask me with the way they are falling left right and enter to uncle Coro.

No need for cease fire because if the Nigerian military agrees to cease fire Uncle Coro will definitely not.
You have had your field day bu terrorising Nigerians now its the turn of the military.
Kill them all.

Some should be relocated to zambuk or Balanga far from the main road

Nosa in bebind the cloud

These chinko are working when there is lock down while the chinkos at Dangote refinery plant are complaing .
Nigerian illegal miners dont have face .ask on while the chinkos are afraid of contacting the virus. Wise chinkos

And what of uncle Coro?

Getting to their promised land one step at a time.

Your nine lives are still intact.
Thank God

Humans have been known to transmit corona virus to animals.
In the USA the zoo keepers infected some animals with corona virus so all these guys and the animals should be quarantined o exceptions

Witch cry for night and pickin die for morning,
Una dey ask who kill the pikin.
Uncle Coro is killing hundreds and thousands and you are looking for what caused the deaths.

Seven up trucks in be in that even Agbegi that loads wood has more swag Than.
If them use seven up trucks for be in swear for person Na wahalah be that and road safety no dey see say Na antient and obsolete trucks seven up dey use for Benin.

And cold weather is upon us.
Imagine if kano can do 100 000 tests a day they will top Africa on covid 19

Approximately the same amount being spent by South Africa as palliatives for its citizens without borrowing.

Nigeria and beggy beggy Na only God go save us.

Chance favours the prepared minds.
Lets be prepared for after the lock down because human beings cannot be forcefully locked up as its against the nature of man to be imprisoned.
Thank God for African sun which I guess is helping NCDC to fight covid19 if not Africa for worse pass Italy or USA.
We will overcome God willing

Obviously Kano is crona result is inconclusive.
A recount may be necessary because the result coming out of Ka o cannot be verified and uncle Coro is not happy

This is what they should have done from the beginning instead they dashed federal government billions.

Well sha its not too late because you guys need this population alive to keep on patronizing your goods and services there by making you cacovid guys richer and the earlier the better.
If Una like make Una dash government money aga

Guess they say the money that was shared among governors and when they saw the over70 million dollars in our reserve and excess crude account am not surprised they have become loyal sharp sharp.
Someone should let them know the president ca not share even N5000 to its citizenoooooooo

Mypeople2:
These days it is very difficult to see those that are not parasites .Immediately you meet a lady,after the first conversation, the next thing is" I am broke, please can you subscribe for me ?" They don't always have money

Or the ladies always start having issues with their phone and disturbing you to buy them a phone and out of no where their birthday is round the corner.
When I toast a lady and she starts disturbing me for phone I just walk away, no phone a friend even audience kpakpa I no consult them

All I am 100% sure of is that its easy to solve Nigeria's problem than to solve woman problem.
Please frustrated ladies here on nairaland should not come and bash my head for saying the truth.
Guys please be ready to come to my rescue as you know I am right

corpershun:
I swear
But they would rather live with the lie than find out the truth cos let’s be realistic, no point digging some things.

This life I just want to be Happy...God make me Happy

True words

Lagos is a place where the government says stay indoors people like OP will go outside to see if people are indoors.
OP be warned and stay at home unless you want uncle Coro to follow you home to visit your loved ones.
Shoprite for no empty before

I wonder what will be going on on the minds of other men that have miracle child or children after many years.
I am very sure some fathers know in their hearts they are not the father of their child or children.

Alleged invasion, Alleged houses burnt, Alleged farms destroyed, Alleged herds men disappeared........
OP the level of ALLEGED is too much now. Please there is what we know as investigative journalism.
I just wonder why herdsmen issue cant be addressed once and for all haba.

lebron7:
The person wey snap the picture, wetin e dey find?

He has to go out side and check if people obeyed the lock down.

In my area in Festac everybody except me will drive out to see if people are obeying the lock down.

This post is for those that have saved over the years.
Those of you that have no savings should just do I waka pass like in home video

A friend of mine in Kumasi explained to me that the lock down was suspended because of the high rise of pregnant ladies and girls within a spa e of 2 weeks.

Chadians always showing Nigerians how to get the job properly done.
Treeeeeee gboza for mighty Chad