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lilwetdick:
you have a fragile ego that is why you cant stop typing.

Yes i got women, getting women and been obsessed about sex with them are 2 different thing. Learn to read within the lines.

I approach ladies, make them laugh and collect numbers from them with a promise to call but once I get home I delete the numbers. What's that called pls?

Jaqenhghar:
So because there are worse things means you should ignore a basic such as water shey. SMH

Water is paramount but not the number one issue we are facing in this country. If we can have constant power supply , every other things will fall into place without lifting a finger.

With good roads, food stuff will be cheaper. There will be easy access to food produces. What about the unstable economy? There are a lot of basic things to talk about order than water.

Hintona:
If he knew so much why didn't he give the speech...mtchew

CDQ is right. Water is not our issue in this country. Out of all the stuff to mention, it was water that came to her mind. She needs to take that correction from CDQ in case of next time.

OKNM:
I should learn how to prove I can take a lady from her husband? I don’t wanna call you dûmb but that’s what you are.

Elder indeed! Oponu somebody. Nonsense and Mcslize

Like I said you lack decernment. I didn't ask you to learn how to take ladies from their husbands. You are not only naive but also lack comprehension ability.

I said, their are young unmarried men that see flirting around as fun and can bet for any lady with their fellow guys. It could be in the office, town or any place.

Where did you read where I wrote that you should snatch people wives? Pls, I will advice you to try get some eye glasses to stop embarrassing yourself.

It seems you can hardly see clearly and the same time can hardly read to comprehend stuff. I feel your pain bro. Try and get some eye glasses even if it demands that we all contribute to get you one.

It will really be my joy to see you improved on your comprehension level and as well see clearly.

OKNM:
Stoopeed

Wu ghe noh omosharehna. Small boy claiming maturity whereas he doesn't know what's going on in reality.

Try and learn when elders are delibrating. It will help you alot. You are still too naive to comprehend the things of this world. We speak, decern and talk reality, not fantasy.

He even registered May 19, 2019. How do you expect to understand what I was trying to point out sef?

OKNM:
if truly, you are in your early 30s, then I have to agree with this Yoruba saying; ‘agba odogbon’

Wu ghe nóh ômosha reh na. Ughé ghé whey doh nóh.

Listen to elders when elders are making real life statements and learn from them. Don't be silly just in a bid to display your immaturity thinking you are matured whereas you are still in your early twenties.

Learn from real life situations and stop doubting realities.

OKNM:
I was right, you’re just a kid

Trying to prove a point? What point? That a married lady could be taken away from her husband? You’re just plain stûpid. You must think every woman is like those women you’re surrounded with? Smh

You should be ashamed of yourself son. Bye Sanyeri

You should be shamed of your old age like I said previously. Why? You lack proper thinking ability. I stated what young made guys do in town for fun and all you could do is cry like a baby.

There are unmarried self made guys between the age of 30 and 35 who do these things for fun. They go for single ladies but at times married women were the ones that even throw their bodies on them. This is what I expected you to have known as the grown old man that you claimed.

Haven't you been noticing the rampant incidence of divorces ravaging the whole human race due to infidelity? Have you been able to put a stop to it as your own way of correcting the wrongs in many marriages?

You had just embarrassed your old age cuz if we go by age, I may be older than you. I fall between 29, 30 and 31. Now, use your own imagination to ascertain the kid that I am.

You must be between 20 to 25 judging from your childish reaction to my mention. Try and engage in constructive criticisms without sounding Pained or reacting negatively or resorting to insulting words. Your old age does not portray your maturity. If you think such things are engaged in by kids then think again.

ImaIma1:
Why are you trying so hard to prove that she will fall? Do you have a stake in it?

You need to use your imagination for more productive things

More productive things like what and what aunty? That is me assuming you are a lady.

OKNM:
Rubbish!

How old are you? You must be a teenager or in your early twenties. Who TF goes betting on getting a married lady? Like what nonsense challenge?

If you don’t leave this place before I open my eyes ehn... Nonsense and Mcslize

I am trying to prove a point. Stop embarrassing your old age. Don't be too pained by a mere constructive criticism. You just embarrassed your old age if you think you are older than I am.

Plolly:
Uncle I speak for myself alone. I am satisfied with what I have. Thanks

Aunty you don't need to convince anyone that you won't fall for any smart guy that comes your way and sweep your feet off the floor.

The faithful ones don't sing it like a song. Easier said than done. I tell you, you will still fall if you jam some smart play boys. They know the right words to say to you to manipulate your emotions, and before you know it, you have fallen yakata.

So, don't say you know thou self. Majority of women can still be manipulated by some smart play boys.

It's things like this that make some guys do betting on a girl. A guy will say, I will sweep that girl off her feet. Another guy will say you can't, I know my girlfriend. And before you know it, they will bet, and based on the fact that play boy has encountered such in the past, he knows how to go about it. They will go on the bet and place a price on it. In two to three weeks time, that same girl that said she can't fall for another guy is in the smart guy's bed playing away matches.

We don see things like this many times. And it is as a result of what you said that resulted. Some will even swear with their ancestors that no guy can make them fall. That's a big challenge you know?

Don't let players see what you typed o.

ogbonti:
Are there not homeless destitute US citizens .... millions of them in the US? You think being a US citizens guarantee's anything? . . Una no know anything

It's still better than being a Nigeria citizen alone. The guy only secured dual citizenship for his child which is not a bad thing to do. Travel with US passport and Nigeria passport and you will see the difference on how you will be treated at the airport.

Effulgent:
I stopped when I saw that I was gradually becoming an improper fraction.... chest getting wider than the rest of the body....

any idea what I can do to balance this?

Do rigorous squatting to balance your upper body with your lower body. Don't just gym, squat also and your lower body will balance with your upper body with thicker legs and laps.

Plolly:
I'm not single bros

Not being single doesn't prevent a lady from falling for a guy. In fact, there is no lady that is single in this world. They are all taken but that doesn't stop them from playing away some coded matches. Even married women fall for young guys let alone those just doing boyfriends and girlfriends relationship. They play away a lot of coded matches. So, let's leave not being single out of this.

SmellySperm:
I gave up on gym wen my waist got tiny and my body got bigger....

That's because you don't do legs squatting. You need to squat too when gumming to balance your upper body with your lower body if not you will get thin lower body part and hefty upper body part. That's the cause. Lack of squatting.

First, what's your course of study ( educational qualitfication)?

Not all courses can be used for express entry migration, except you possess some sort after skills or studied a stem course in your undergraduate and master degrees.

biodunjazz:
If u click this link of the American based company on my Profile personal text and u don't make money after u complete ur free registeration in less than 5 minutes, it's either u curse me or bless me.

Even if it is $1m (1 million dollars), I won't click. There is no easy way of making money in this life. So, asking people to click one link and get paid is a pure scam.

Let's learn to make legit money legitimately, not through some shady stuff.

There is no means of getting free money without working for it. The amount of work you put in equals the amount of money you will make in this life. That is, input = output. If you do not put in genuine effort (which is force in essence), work cannot be done, and there is no way you can get money without a proper means of income generation.

Greediness is what makes some persons to lose the little money they've worked hard to get. Someone from somewhere will come in and be asking you to put in 10,000 naira into one thing and will get 50,000 naira in 3 days time, some greedy persons will still believe such form of fraudulent medium of extracting money from people and you will see people putting in all their lives savings due to greediness.

What I am trying to convey is that, there is no genuine fast means of making money overnight, except through some shady practices. So, let's learn to make genuine money and stop the excessive rat race of the get rich quick mentality that many portray in our today's society.

Profkenny1:
It's no more advisable to be married in the West. It's become a raw deal for men here in the West. Women here see men as disposable utilities, and with the gynolunatic laws they can ruin your life! Sincerely the juice ain't worth the squeeze anymore.

If you want to marry, then marry and leave your wife in a sane country where men and women are treated equally and where the laws are not biased against men. You can marry a girl in Naija and leave her there. Have kids with her (maximum of 2 children and make sure you do DNA tests IMMEDIATELY they are birthed because you don't wanna raise another man's sperm!), build her and your children a house making sure your sisters are close to them and your wife and kids are under their radar.

The rate at which men commit suicide after getting divorce-raped in western family courts is alarming! You don't wanna be a married man here!

I don't see this working. I meant your suggestion about marrying a girl in Naija and leaving her there could be another big mistake on the part of any man that thread that route. Why will I leave my wife in Naija? If you do that don't you think you are giving her a free ticket to collect free scores with another man? She will cheat on you and still be making you feel she still remains how you left her. She might even be in another man's top when you call sometimes. Your sisters or aunty can't monitor her movement or restrict a grown woman's day to day movement. You will still be sending her money of which she might even be giving a part to the said man that may be helping you to shine her Congo.

This is the reason I don't suggest men living far from their wives. They will surely cheat with one of those young smart play boys that are found in social media. Don't you think women get bored most times?

I won't suggest this to any man: staying far away from one's wife.

ShyWhale I won't encourage you to stay put in Germany a non English speaking country nor suggest you to move to the UK.

First, we don't know what your skills are. Tell us about the skills you have and your educational qualifications (field of study) and we can take it up from there.

Relocate to a country where your skills will be highly appreciated. I believe that Canada and Australia have never crossed your mind for once.

Kindly make some research regarding that and choose between those two countries to relocate to as a PR.

steric58:
Bros please can you guide me on how a registered nurse can move to Australia?

First, check your eligibility by identifying which branch of Registered Nurse you fit into. The service you provide as a Registered Nurse can also be referred to as your job description. So check out the particular specialty that best suit the service you provide as a Registered Nurse. Is it community health Registered Nurse? Is it aged care Registered Nurse? Find out from the photo below.

Whichever suit the service you provide, take note of the code and go to wwwDOTanzscosearchDOTcom and search for the assessing body and the visa options available to your chosen field.

Pls, replace the DOT with .


Follow this thread to see how to go about the whole process:

https://www.nairaland.com/4478747/diy-guide-australian-permanent-resident

Originalsly:
Hmmmm....so the guy got PR in two months. Wow! ... been in Canada for one month and the FG has done soooo much for him. Did he go as a refugee?? ... and one month he is already burning the bridge he just crossed?...Is he working?...or living off those who are? No doubt.... security is the biggest problem for both the rich and the poor.... but with the amount he was earning he can afford to relocate to a safer area. He is writing all of this but does not know what life has to offer him in Canada. Is all good to say trying to pave the way for a better future for his kids...but isn't that what the rich do when they send their kids to school abroad? To me...he wanted to live abroad period... that's ok...but there is no need for all this low talk.

I thought you stay in the US. But this your comment get as e be o. You might not be familiar with the Canada thread here on naiaraland judging from your comment.

People get canada PR within a month of applying if you meet all criteria. Go through the travel section here on naiaraland and familiarize yourself with the Canada PR.

I expected you to know better but this your comment get k-leg.

Sinavaramini:
This sounds like you just got into Canada, could you please give us update after 3 months (90 days), this time-frame is when reality starts setting in, some of us got this feeling and took same steps you just taken, some are now Degree-Holder Taxi Drivers or Factory Worker, reasoning being that its not easy here as you just painted, you might have stack up Naira that you will fall back to but I tell you, with the kind of exchange rate, that one will finish in few weeks. Please don't run away from here, come back to tell us your story so that others will learn

Go and read through the Canada thread. People are doing well over there. Real professionals. Life is not easy. You make the most out of it as you want it. They don't pluck money abroad but you get the value for whatever labour you put in. The writer might already be working gain fully don't you think so?

lastmessenger:
Supper story. With that kind of money,you can live the best life ever,afford the best health care and give your children the best right here in Nigeria. The guy to me is very mayopic.
All he needs to do is to invest well or start up his own company.

Read what the man wrote again. Security issue. If you have the money here in Nigeria, rest assured you can't enjoy it due to security issues.

When you drive the best car, all eyes will be on you. They will trace you to your house and give you the shock of your life.

Go back and read the post one more time.

Amanee:
If I have the opportunity to afford the move too, I will

Naija no follow

Your destiny is in your hands. The opportunity will never come if you don't create it yourself. Make the most out of what you want from this life.

Plan and make the move if you can.

EVILFOREST:
Internationally Displaced Prostitutes just full Bridal Train

No be small. All I see are runs girls.

Thanks for this piece.

Pavore9:
I spend extra to shrink wrap my luggage at the airport, I no fit shout, so you can spot more easily whether someone has opened it.

Does the transparent rubber for shrink wrapping the luggage not get torn unnoticed.

Built2last:
Reason people seal their bags after checking at the airport.

Once I pass clearance at the airport. I place my bag at the sealing machine and seal it. I can't shout.

Imagine landing and they open your bags and it's full of drugs. You will look for stammer but wont find.

Seal your bag once checked at the airport in Naija. Abroad, no one opens your bag except the scan picks up something strange.

If you know nothing strange in your bag and kg is okay. Seal the bag from home.

How is the sealing done? Can't it be opened by an intruder after sealing? Throw some lights on this.

Megadixh:
Please can you give more explanation.
Thanks

2 million Naira can get you Australia PR if you are still single.

Firstly, what degree or skills do you have?

fastcontents1991@gmail.com

lilianofentse:
"how did it went wrong"? Even my keyboard won't predict this blunder. Stop judging people by looks only..

I thought I was the only one that sighted that blunder. How did it went wrong. It should be "How did it go wrong".

Reason why some persons make mistakes in their expressions/words is as a result of not following the English rules.

One of the rules is: No past tense should be used after do, did, does rather, they should be followed by present tense.

In Eadris expression, went is past tense and he used it after "did" which made the expression wrong.

But las las he don communicate weti he wan talk and we understand am. Na that one sure pass.

Mailthaddeus:
I think u are qualified. I recently got my PR, and I'm a Civil Engineer. The experience I claimed in my visa application is 3yrs.
It all depends on how well u can prove ur point. U must be able to demonstrate that u are skilled in the job through ur CDR and professional statement. And off course, u need to commit it to God.

Congrat! Kindly drop your time line in the other thread for others to draw encouragement from you and likewise to encourage others.

Lots of person no longer drop timeline these days and it's making the thread looks like noone is getting a grant.