₦airaland Forum

fafambo:
are u in ph, if yes, just tell her that ur selina tested, that shes capping vertically, that her irene cannot caprison wetin e see wen ss3 boys Lap her unit to tamahug her, she will fear

Your face no show o but your shoes shine.

See as it be like this so eh, I don Facebook you like this like this

Hmmmm wonders shall never end.

Op brace up. It's just your emotions playing some tricks on you.

As a man, learn how to control your emotions for women matters. Saying you can't build a life without a lady is not a good decree on yourself.

Kings don't cry. A king walks high. Kings do great things for themselves. They pride themselves on their lives achievements.

Man you are a king.

Kings think of the next great thing to do. Women don't occupy kings' minds. Kings set targets and work towards achieving them.

Don't build your life around a random woman that feel no concern for you. Rather build your world around your immediate family.

Foolishness at its highest order!

VEXT:
Go online and ask what attract men to prostitutes,then act like one to your man..Be his prostitute..


You also have what those prostitutes have...

Common sense no go kill you.

NotoriousBiggyS:
Normal cost for 64page is 38k
32page is 28k. That's if u want to follow normal procedures. But unfortunately the normal procedure will stress you and delay your time unless you're a very patience person you won't find it easy.
I had to bribed my way through to get this fast because Nigeria immigration service is the most corrupt agency after police in nigeria

Nice one. I will apply for mine soon. How many years passport did you put in application for?

Ekpekus:
The commentator be like "Kweke..."
Hahahahaha... E sure me wella say na one of the guys of the dude wey dey propose nai dey behind the camera...

Pueke! Not kweke

Olami90:
Good morning bro.

Kindly help me on how i can lock my Redmi note 8 pro too. I have the Ime numbers.

It is barely two weeks it was stolen.

Thanks so much

When you bought the phone, did you create your Xiaomi redmi icloud account and link the phone to it?

You can only track and lock your phone if only you registered/linked the phone to your redmi cloud account.

You simply login your cloud account with another phone and lock it.

Without that you can't.

moyosore32:
Which lamba again, abi u want mk d guy collect my phone for d second time mk I kon begin dey find am all over d place again

We need the part 2 na. How can this interesting story just end like that. Concoct a part 2 for us jor.

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

This your gist long pass river Nile. Make I quickly go buy Popcorn and Bigi drink. Ah de come.

Funnily,I read it to the end. The story sweet no be small. As I was reading, I was praying make this story no end o. Chaiiii.

OP abeg give us another lamba. We want to be your fans.

cc moyosore32

Olabodmit:
Cook up story! How do you know they unlock it. I also think the same until this morning.
Maybe you didn’t locked your phone after it was stolen

No mind am. He didn't lock it. It might even be that he didn't even create an icloud account and he expect the phone to automatically lock.

Some people sha.

Fathai:
Cook up story. I lost this same Xiaomi model with iCloud, they unluck the phone very very easy.

That's not true. You didn't lock it. If you locked the phone, you should be able to sign in your account and see the lock feature.

I use redmi too. Nobody can unlock it except you. You can even monitor the phone. Check the screen shot in my first message I posted. You will see that the phone my stolen redmi is still locked till date. I bought another one and linked it to the same account. Whenever I login, I always check the locked one, it still remain locked till date.

Jafar1:
Thought everything can be bypassed on Android..

Lol! You can't bypass an iCloud phone lock. That's why I like redmi. For those that like buying second hand phones. If it's redmi, check it very well before paying. It might be locked by the owner.

Same thing I did to mine that was robbed at a gun point Dec 2020.

Pointing gun at me, I willingly gave the arm robber and they zoomed off in their car. They robbed so many persons that day, just before Christmas day.

Till date, the phone is still locked. I even composed a message that the phone was stolen and included a number to reach if it lands in anyone hands. Any time the phone is switched on, that message will display on the screen.

They can't unlock it. Cuz I locked it through redmi iCloud.

In fact, that phone is useless without me unlocking it.

MissSweet:
Thanks for your response. I've figured it out.

Ok, good.

MissSweet:
Hello. I just published my first Kindle e-book but I noticed the scrolling is left to right tapping. Other ebooks are usually up-down and again, some header falls at the lower page. Pages in word is 40 same with kindle. Pls advice?

Note: I use word 2013 to format.

Try and watch a video on how to properly format your book.

JerkyChan:
Happy new year people

Hello Victor, obviously your course was optimized for non-fiction books; but what’s your take on going into fiction books?

Thanks.

You better go for non fiction books. You will compete better. Can you compete in the midst of high cabals of fiction writers?

There are lots of high calibre best seller fiction writers on Amazon whose books will swallow yours. Your book will get lost. If you are going in for the money and not for fun, then go for non fiction books.

It's easy to make sales with non fictions. Don't waste your time on fictions. But it's still all your choice to make at the end.

Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, happy new week. My I am having serious challenge now, my girlfriend visited me unexpected yesterday evening and found out I didn't go to church, she threatened to break up with if I don't start going to church. After that she said her birthday is today and I don't have enough money with me. She said is either I do cake for her or send her alert, omo my head come full and me self na student same with she. I told her let me take her out and buy maybe fish for her, she didn't say anything, please guys what do you suggest I do so that she won't get mad at me today being her birthday? I am weak having sleepless night.

If I slap you eh. Young man, focus on your books. You no wan wise shey?

fourboys:
Some men no just get sense... Types of girls/ladies u should NOT marry: abortionist, baby mama, girl who twerks on camera phone, girls wey don date Yahoo boys, broke girl with high taste. Na 2022 be dis make una try dey get sense

Some men will never learn. How can a man marry a social media freak and expect her to be a wife material? Isn't that stupidity?

And as I am typing this, others are still wifing all those social media slay Queens. You and I know all those marriages won't last.

Solitin40:
Minimum A$72000

72,000.00 Australian Dollars =

21,412,592.78 Nigerian Nairas

Wow! That's absolutely really high. I believe that is still dependent on the type of university though.

The one you quoted must be all those high brow universities.

But there are still affordable universities whose tuition fees fall between the range of A$10,000 to A$13,000 if I am right like the first 2 ones shown below.

Hello guys, please like how much is the possible estimated tuition fees for a 2-year Master course in most Aussie universities for Engineering field?

ilovelearning:
Greetings bro, pls I just sent you a message, can we have a chit chat on KDP.

Thank you.

Ok, done!

You are a nigga raw na.

Iyaebe:
It is the reason I avoid all these tech guys and bitcoin people and any guy involved with online making money rubbish. If you ain't into oil and gas, real estates or an international footballer, please find your square root.

This your mindset though. Na wa for you.

Polynek:
I cum very fast during sex.
Please how can I last longer naturally without taking sex enhancer drugs?
Experienced people please suggest for me how to last longer or wat I shud be doing?

Blend water melon and cucumber and drink.

Doradorwa:
Why would the Dj pick another person call.... I consider that tor be very rude and an invasion of one's privacy. Person no fit try am with me oooo

Illitracy na. Some people don't know it's wrong picking someone's else calls when they are not given the go ahead.

MIKOLOWISKA:
you know how much YouTube pays? Almost $1 per view in some cases on average

Lol! That's not true. They pay per 1000 views depending on your niche.

I'm a Gemini ♊ . What do you want to know about us?


Gemini are unpredictable. They don't easily give up on stuffs. They are also naturally kind.

These are just the tips of the ice berg.

Uyi168:
how did people like Op manage to sneak into 2022

Maybe they smuggled her through. Who did that smuggling need serious questionings.

Animegirl:
I've been friends with this guy for couple of months now. This morning, he wished me, happy new month and told me to ask for a gift. I was so happy and thanking my stars that finally God is about to use someone to bless me with a laptop. Immediately, I told him, I needed a laptop.

Guess his response!!! He bluntly stated until I accept to be his "girlfriend" that I won't get that from him. I asked if he was serious and he said yes. With annoyance, I cut the phone call, blacklist and blocked him from my WhatsApp.

Why ask me what I want if he wants something from me? Why are some men like this? Why can't some men help a pretty lady without asking for a relationship or sxx?

Redpillers and Alpha-males, what your comrade did was it right?

I actually need a laptop though.

The bolded though. Being pretty doesn't equal to a guy helping you. In essence, the guy should help you cuz you are pretty. Just that alone. Does that make sense to you?

alao1981:
Dear All, I arrived Australia yesterday and wanted to quickly provide an update for people travelling after us. Historically, it is allowed to bring some Nigerian food stuffs (e.g garri, crayfish etc) as long as you declare them on the border form. However, the foodstuff requirement has been changed and resulted in most of our foodstuffs being confiscated. There were two other Nigerians on the same flight and they also had similar experience. Apparently, whilst the food stuffs are still acceptable, it must be those purchased from branded companies with proper branded sealed packs. For example, yam flour will be accepted if you bought "Ola-Ola" from a supermarket. However, if you made it yourself and pour into a sack and label it yam flour, it will be seized. So, all of you bringing food stuffs, it is better you buy branded ones from shop rite or spar...not that you buy grounded crayfish from the market and pour into ziplock (this will be seized). The custom officer confirmed that they used to accept the home packaged items before but the rules were changed during CoVid.

Other than the above, the landing experience was seamless and no question was asked or document checked, except to collect our passport and scan. Upon scanning, we were told to pass through to pick our bags. Make sure you fill the Australia Traveler Declaration Form and submit before you head to the airport in Nigeria as you will not be allowed to board from Nigeria unless you provide automatically generated response from Australia Home Office. Best

Nice insights!

Are you on a student's visa or PR?

SpiritLifeNG:
ouch. I'm hurt now

Still paste tho. i mean it.

You meant you want to freaky her account? Oya put your account number here. Omo ko mo!

Justkatty:
I'm not disputing the fact that the girl wasn't at fault, but in other not to be bias, the new guy is also to be blamed.
He had every right admiring her, but letting his 3rd leg to be stupid was what wasn't cool
In all, the girl shares a bigger portion of stupidity..

You don't just get it, do you? One thing you don't know is that most guys don't give a Bleep whether a girl has a boyfriend, married or not. So blaming the guy, doesn't really count as far as the girl wasn't forced.

She devised every of the move herself, cooked up stories to make her boyfriend believe just to have the opportunity to bleep another guy and you are blaming the random guy for that?

As an adult, you are responsible for anything you do in this life. You can't blame another person for any action you embark on as a lady with your well thinking mind at any point in time.