₦airaland Forum

Mcleo007:
Hello guys, this is not your regular "this happened to my friend", "my brother" start up lines. Its just a truism- something that happens in our day-to-day life. If your being subjected to a test by the one u love, how would u dance to the tune. Mature responses needed pls.

normal she's not a pretending type

adajoe555:
which girl will do that, just visiting for the first time then sex?

I wonder

young lady I ask you is it only boys that have sexual feelings?? Girls do also it possible. It means her love is greater than yours

Sorry wrong topic. Why do my men smell down. There. Wright topic. Try ME I noo

She is pretence type abi she Nooo date??
Why complaint now

deepwater:
Why are they blaming Baru, he used the money to buy us of recession na
Was it not about same amount they said took us into recession?

Awon oshi

na sooo

fraudbad:
I've heard multiple times "ONLY THE IGBOS ARE GOOD AT BUSINESS".
I also heard "THE IGBOS CONTROL THE ECONOMY OF THIS NATION".
To be sure, i checked the forbe list for top business men in Africa.
Instead of placing an igbo man on top of the list, i saw an hausa man(Dangote). I went a little further, hoping to see igbo names on the list. The result is "heartbreak". I saw six(6) Yoruba names following Dangote closely.
Isn't this injustice TOO?
Please, somebody should go and delete those names and put igbo names there.
We have been told that hausas are beggars and yorubas are lazy; so, delete their names and put igbo names there. Don't you know the Igbos are everything in this country?

trash. Create a level playing ground for everybody and know who superceed who

makydebbie:
Why would any sane girl look at a married man in the first place?

do you want to loose your gasp. Then look at me

What will be the cost

Celcius:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/breaking-igp-orders-dismantling-road-blocks-nationwide/

I need dedicated number to call from force head quarters so as to blow the whistle immediately I saw a police check point on high way

faseblex:
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The actor who stole millions of hearts with his romantic/bad boy movie roles is a year older today. The handsome Jim Iyke, is 41.

Happy birthday Jim!

More @ http://trendzbase..com/2017/09/dapper-new-photo-of-jim-iyke-as-he.html

Guy still remembering your primary 1 days at umuru Ogidi??

ITbomb:
No they can't do that up north cos they are among family members.
Its only in the south that can happen

BTW, why can't they move such sensitive stuff at night

advertise ment. Show of force

Day11:
Bad type

. Women of this,days need their thing circumcised after all men bear the same fate also.

Remimadrid:
Peter Obi is so on point, the military action will do more harm than good, but that's the result you get when u have a military man in power, what they know is Action not Dialogue to solve issues

too early an observation. Day don break oo

originalKsp:
source: http://samimath.com/many-triangles-can-see/

14. QEd

originalKsp:
source: http://samimath.com/many-triangles-can-see/

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abbeynism:
This is not true bro!

The match is more of mental than physical. Ghana has qualified and it is even risky for them putting all their effort into that match because only 18 players are allowed by each team at this tournament. So Almost all the players that start the match are in their first 11.

Nigeria show much hunger and determination to win besides we are in total control of the game from the blast of the whistle to till the end.

Let's praise them when they do well. Biko! E Dakun, Mi Pa cho (Ghana).

Neither Ghana nor Nigeria is sure of final ticket o!. Senegal and Niger are strong sides that can beat any of the aforementioned.

UP EAGLES!

I see everything happening in that team is on merit. That's the only secrecy of their sucess

dokunbam:
More good news

good news indeed, is it not when you got naira you got the power to purchase.?? Naira is simply scarce. Let government put more naira in circulation. So masses can felt the impact

aminu790:
War is peace; freedom is slavery and ignorance is strenght

says who

Stingman:
• 1963 Constitution, The Ideal Grundnorm – Middle Belt Ethnic Nationalities
• Going Back To 1963 Constitution Not Tenable-Arewa Youths
• Yakasai Supports Return To 1963 Constitution

Northern elders and youths have cautioned the Yoruba, their South East and South South neighbours over their clamour for the country’s restructuring, as well as return to the 1963 constitution.

The two groups, which vehemently opposed the recent resolution of the Yoruba at a summit tagged, “Restructuring: The Yoruba Agenda 2017,” alleged that sustained agitation for restructuring would, in the final analysis, not augur well for the growth and development of the nation.

Secretary General, Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF) Anthony Sani, told The Guardian, yesterday, that calls for restructuring by the coalition of Yoruba groups, and those from South East and South South, as well as the return to 1960 and 1963 constitution were “puzzling.”

Arewa youths’ position was made known by President of the Arewa Youths for Progress and Development (AYPD), Comrade Danjuma Sarki, who said though “the constitution we are currently operating was hurriedly put together by the military in order for them to hand over power to civilians,” there were better ways to improve on it.

Sani said the calls were “puzzling in the sense that these are people, who profess to be jaunty face of democratic values, and who are expected to know how democracy works. I would not be tired of saying that while there are national consensus on problems of a nation, there are no similar national consensus on solutions to these problems. Hence the significance of multi-party democracy, which allows each political party to present a distinct method of solution as contained in the party’s manifesto, which it used
to canvass for electoral mandate.”

Sani argued that, “for the Yoruba to now call for restructuring of the country on the basis of the 1963 constitution, gives an impression that they do not know how to make their desires possible in a multi-party democracy.”

He maintained that, however good and laudable restructuring of the country may be, it has to be decided by Nigerians through a democratic process; no few people can make that decision on behalf of Nigerians.

“I am not sure if their restructuring is the panacea for the national malaise we are in. I say this because Nigeria practiced the confederate arrangement as symbolised by regionalism and parliamentary systems of government during the First Republic. These were abolished and supplanted by a unitary system by General Aguyi Ironsi, who felt the centre under confederation was too weak to keep the nation under one roof.”

The ACF scribe added that, “the North and the West, under Chief Awolowo decided to create a federation of 12 states, which was a compromise between confederation and the unitary system,” noting that “since then, the states multiplied to 19, 30 and now 36, while we practice presidential system of government.”

Sani, who said some of those clamouring for the rejection of the 1999 constitution that is a clone of that of 1979 participated in its making, queried how the Federal Government under 1999 constitution, prevents state governments from living to their potential?

He said: “Lagos is developing today under the 1999 constitution, and nobody has stopped them from deploying what they collect from the federation account and internally generated revenue for development at their own pace. Is the Coalition of Yoruba groups claiming state governments misapply their own allocations because the sources are not from the states? This does not make sense. And can we honestly say the 52 per cent for the centre is truly too much in a country with many centres of centrifugal forces capable of putting it asunder? As far as I am concerned, there is nothing like true federalism that is universally accepted. That is why there are no two federal systems that are the same. Each federal system depends on the circumstance of its emergence…”

On how the nation can best be restructured under the present reality, the ACF Secretary General remarked: “as it is right now, the term restructuring means different things to different people. As a result, it is hard to take a position in a situation like that. And in order for Nigerians to make their informed judgment on restructuring, let political parties that wish to restructure the country include it in its manifestoes and canvass for electoral mandate needed for their implementation. I am sure when political parties campaign for their preferred model of restructuring the country, they would help to enlighten the public more about restructuring and make informed decisions during elections. That is how democracy works. It is not for the few people to meet and try to bulldoze the government into taking decisions in favour of far-reaching reforms of the polity. That course of action would not only be undemocratic, but also morally preposterous. This is more so because the current regime did not include specific type of restructuring in its manifesto.”

Sarki, the AYPD helmsman said: “To be realistic, going back to the 1963 constitution is not tenable,” adding that the country should rather review the 1963 to 1999 constitutions. If we look at issues that will promote the unity of Nigeria and propel growth in the country, that will bring everybody together and also promote the principle of inclusion.

“But, if you say that we should go back to 1963, that will be something that will be difficult to sustain. Just like the National Assembly is on the verge of amending the constitution, we can look at areas we think should be amended and make the necessary recommendations.

“The National Assembly should also take into consideration, positions that those, who elected them want. They should ensure that the interests of all regions are covered. Something that would bring about fairness, justice, equity and acceptability of the union called Nigeria. This is because most of the agitations for restructuring are borne out of the feelings of unfairness by people. We want to advise that those who are agitating for a return to the 1963 constitution should soft pedal so that we can move forward,” Sarki said.

For the Association of Middle Belt Ethnic Nationalities (ASMBEN), that the 1963 Republican Constitution was the ideal grundnorm for the country is not a novel development, what is novel, the group said is the urgency to return to it.

According to its interim chairman, Sule Kwasau, “Nigeria is hanging on a precipice and has never been divided on ethnic and religious lines as it is now. The 1999 constitution is fraught with so many anomalies, lies. The 1999 constitution is a military constitution and in making it, the powers that be were substantially from a section of the country and so the opinions of other sections of the country were never captured, as they had no representatives in the military leadership then.

“Why are some Nigerians nostalgic about the 1963 Republican Constitution as against the 1999 military constitution? It is simply because the 1999 constitution is a military constitution, but claims to be a federal constitution,” the interim leader said.

He continued: “The provisions contained therein cannot bring about even development. Again, the presidential system is very expensive, unlike the 1963 constitution, which recognises regions as federating units, with powers to do most of what is contained in the exclusive legislative list under the 1999 constitution.

The 1963 constitution also guarantees true federalism by providing for principles of derivation, which is 50 per cent for oil producing regions. It also encourages healthy competition among the diverse regions.”

Kwasau said his group, however, prefers the implementation of 2014 National Conference Report, “but if that is not possible, then a brand new constitution should be brought into existence.

“This is important because the constitutionally unrecognised six political zones of the federating units will short-change the Middle Belters because we were arbitrarily lumped with people we do not share the same culture with, eg, Southern Kaduna, Southern Kebbi, Southern Borno etc., who naturally belong to the Middle Belt. The other solution will be to create additional regions in the North to address our fears,” he said.

Meanwhile, contrary to the position of ACF, elder statesman, Tanko Yakasai, has thrown his weight behind the call for a return of the 1963 constitution.
In an exclusive interview with The Guardian, Yakasai, however, faulted the Ibadan meeting of the Yoruba, who called for the return of the same constitution on the premise that, the meeting failed to even understand that the 1963 constitution had only four regions not six as enunciated by the document that emanated from the meeting.

“I am speaking not on behalf of anybody, but on behalf of my humble self. As I am speaking with you now, I am 100 per cent in support of the return to the 1963 constitution. We had East, Mid-West, West and Northern regions only under that constitution. Not six regions as included in the document that was passed at Ibadan meeting,” challenged Yakasai.”

He added that none of those, who attended the meeting had any mandate from his people to go and take a position on those issues that were discussed at the meeting.

“Yes, as Nigerians we are all entitled to our opinions and expressions. But you cannot represent people without their legitimate mandate. Who then mandated those people to take such decisions? Mind you, you can only have people’s mandate through popular vote, by the electorate. So, who mandated those people to take such decisions? He asked rhetorically.

“Do you know that Yoruba traditional rulers and religious leaders were not part of the organisers of that meeting? So, in that scenario how can you now come and say this position is that of the Yoruba race? It doesn’t work like this,” he said.

The presence of thugs at the meeting, Yakasai said was an indicator that the document that was produced from the meeting was “completely faulty and pre-arranged.”

On the communiqué, the elder statesman said: “You cannot raise a communique from that meeting the way it was raised. Hundreds of people cannot, in any way, reach a resolution. Mind you, a resolution is a summation of the discussions that took place during a meeting.

“When a resolution is reached, it is then that you give the resolution to a communiqué committee to come up with a communiqué. But in case of the Ibadan meeting, there was nothing like that. And because of the presence of hired thugs, nobody could raise an eyebrow there,” Yakasai alleged.


http://guardian.ng/news/north-cautions-yoruba-southerners-on-clamour-for-1963-constitution/

you can be a one wise man in a group of five to 10 people. Lot of people have advocated for this restructuring,i don't think it supposes to be a present headache to this country. The British that do their amalgamation were not stupid. Out of black man sense we upset the system.see were we are today. Quote me, if we are still under the leadership of Great Britain,we won't be were we are today. Let's get sense

FutureLeader00:
Let me not bother you with too much stories, I will keep it short and concise.

My girlfriend has been acting strange lately and I couldn't find the reason why she's doing so. We started dating last year while I was still looking for admission, things has been going smoothly for us not until after ileya festival.

Before then, she celebrated her birthday on the 23rd of August this year had to sent a message to wish her, although I was around for ileya holiday as we both live in ibadan but am schooling in osun state.
She came to visit me on ileya festival(friday) which we talk extensively about her birthday, we both discuss on how to celebrate her birthday since I wasn't around then so we resorted to go to the cinema and have some few drinks.

Also, I promised to get her some women undies as a gifts before I left for school.

I ought to have been in school by now because the festive holiday has come and gone but have told her that I would love to spend some days with her before I leave. Before she left my house of friday I asked where she will be for the weekend, she told me she won't be around on saturday but sunday will be okay so I made up my mind to visit her on sunday and use the opportunity to see her mom and sibling.

I called on saturday to check on her but she inform me that she couldn't go out due to headache, the following day which was sunday I called her severally she didn't pick my call neither return all the messages I sent to her not until yesterday when she picked and told me that she intentionally not to pick my call because I wasn't caring enough for her. Asjed her what exactly have I done wrong, she said I didn't care for her meanwhile have been calling since sunday just to check on her but she didn't pick my call, mehn I was shocked!!.

As a gentle guy wey I be I asked for frogiveness and repeatedly told her "I'm very sorry" countless of time she cut off the line on three occassion, I was very furious by her action yet I keep cool had to call her once again she told me there's nothing she wants to discuss with me anymore except what she just did.

Till now, she hasn't pick all call neither reply my messages.

Now, have bought those things I promise to get her like pads, panties, bra, bum-short, and those girly things I even sent a text to inform her that have gotten her my promises she didn't reply me.

Pls I need your advice on how to go about this because it making me so sad.

below is the screenshot of my text messages I sent her
Help me to move it to the front page

never have girl friend. Have girl friends. Otherwise you due young

MrDickman:
Alright lets have fun. Sometimes on my bed, I just begin to reminisce the total number of girls I've had sex with in my lifetime.

Well mine is just 12 different girls and I've not had sex with each of them more than twice..
whats yours?

NB: This thread is for mature minds only... no kids allowed. If you insult me you insult your father

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Kazim88:
I wonder why lalasticlala won't put the high publicize Ibadan Summit on fp...

but once it is IPOB or Biafra it would be pegged at fp.

I wonder why sometimes people are laying blames on our present political situation. As for British is always innocent. They laid a regional structure in place before they left.i don't see any big deal reversing to that.

[quote author=megama post=60228800][/quote]may God help us

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Source: http://www.opinions.ng/5-tips-increase-chances-surviving-plane-crash/

jwax:
Nairalanders please I need your candid advise. Presently I am a Batch B corp member that will be passing out in October. Have been able to save up to N300,000 during this service period. I never touched my allawee, I didn't buy any clothes or even clubbed, I fed and lived on money I get from private lessons and the 5k Stipend my PPA give me, so that made me to save allawee and also the little I get from private lessons.

Right now I will be going into labor market and my heart is already beating fast.


The money isn't enough to even rent a shop and I don't know what to invest in, I don't want to go into network marketing cos even my 140k in Swiss Golden didn't come back to me and am so pained.

Please I need investment advise

give it to the less privileged. And see what happens

Rorachy:
And when she answers, he will use her answer against her.
That's how they will be asking about ex up and down, when you mean business and talk about the person, they get jealous and angry and you wonder .

simply the girl is denying him sex

Ask4Info:
Watch as they will all troop out like bees to attack my next statement and call me a hater.


It is ONLY IN NIGERIA a man will wake up overnight and term himself a multimillionaire or billionaire without people bothering to enquire concerning his sudden wealth.

Crime will forever be on the increase in Nigeria and by Nigeria globally because rather than building our children on morals, dignity and hardwork, we emphasize only on money! money!! money!!!



Pardom me to say Most Nigerians irrespective of their wealth are outrightly backwards. What is an American flag doing in front of that house? Where is the Nigerian flag? Or is that the American Consulate Office in Biafra Republic?

mind you Nigeria is a pure capitalist nation

Mynd44:
Had a 3.54 CGPA out of a possible 4.0 from Chicago state university
Rose to become senior auditor at Mobil (he met Fashola during this time). Retired as treasurer
Became a senator in 1992. Was chairman of the senate committe on Banking.

Guys, please dont embarrass yourselves

563 likes. This topic fantasy

SuperBlack:
Yasir Salihu Abdullahi Reporting from Kano

CBN should stop operation of anything atm card abroad. Period

celestialdamsel:
Guys, why can't you just give?

the reason is that girls never ask only make a request to one man. She is asking, emeka, John, Peter etc. So who is actually in charge. Nobody ever want to invest in an unstable economy like woman

Opinionated:
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Commercial Aircrafts Undergo Extensive Testing Before Being Sold to Airlines

Aircrafts go through an unbelievably massive amount of testing before they can even get off the ground and they still go through a lot more testing after that. You can watch some of the extreme tests carried out on aircrafts on Youtube because perhaps if you see how much attention to detail is paid when building aircrafts, you’ll feel much more safer in an aircraft than you will feel in a car. Some of the tests done include: wing flexibility testing, ingestion testing, temperature and altitude testing, velocity minimum unstick testing, brake testing and other emergency testing like lightning strikes and low fuel scenarios. A lot of effort is put into ensuring that commercial aircrafts fly safely because producers want their aircrafts be extremely safe, if not nobody will buy them.

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Turbulence isn’t Dangerous

The best way to explain turbulence and its effect is to tell you to think of turbulence as you would bumps in the road on a long drive. Turbulence isn’t a safety concern and most pilots tend to avoid it because they consider it annoying and a nuisance, especially when they want to be able to chill in their seats, chow on some snacks and sip their tea or coffee without it spilling. If you still can’t get over the up and down motion that turbulence causes, you can reduce your chances of experiencing it by booking flights for early in the morning or close to sunset when there is a more stable atmosphere.

source: http://www.opinions.ng/4-airplane-facts-can-cure-fear-flying/

wrong info, turbulence us very dangerous even captains / pitots find it uneasy. Do you ever heard if Malaysian airlines disaster, again do you know what you mean by saying plane will land safely with engines not running ,do know what is called landing gear in an air plane, do you know what us called crash landing ?? Please educate us with Wright info

investnow2013:
See Anambra School Girls On The Plane Going To Represent Nigeria

INDONESIA 2017 WORLD SCHOOL DEBATE: Loretto Special Science Sch Student, Miss Akwue Frances Chidimma with 3other contingents from Nigeria on board ETIHAD AIRLINES Flight this morning, 31st July, to represent Nigeria in the 2017 World School Debate holding in Indonesia tagged INDONESIA SUMMER DEBATE 2017 from 1st - 11th Aug. Pse join the Loretto family and pray for their safe flight and success in the competition.

hope they are screened well at MMA. Hope sharp guys never manipulate them. Hmmmm hmmmm..indonesia noo de laugh oo. Sercano hatta. Nobe MMA. Main while safe journey through Bay Bengal of Bengal on top if Indian Ocean rocky waves. Best of lucks