bejeiodus:
The lady up there is not his police detail. Police officers attached to top politicians put on blue berets/caps. She is probably the Lagos police PRO or a DPO.

csamii:
Megawax8, chinedu don kill him pikin. Shebi I tell you say I no like to barb for him hand. The guy hand too strong.

bosschinalu:
I got same... call me on 07062372743

chybyke4ly:
I'm I alone on this one?
YOU ARE INVITED TO ATTEND AN APTITUDE TEST
DATE:11TH MAY,2016
TIME:9.30AM
VENUE:SUITE 302 OPIC PLAZA,(BESIDE SHERATON HOTELS)MOBOLAJI BANK ANTHONY,IKEJA.
Please house who got this same message?

Yampotatocarrot:
Abeg I just confirmed that my own time says, 12:30pm.... For those of u that went by 9.... Hope it's not those GN-something guys

ayokunle032:


i sent you a mail pls
"zero8zero3eight2nine50four5.
or u can chat me up pls incase u wouldn't want to drop ur contact here

jenyunwojo:
I wrote mine today, how can i be of help?

slyng:
Yea there wil b 5 epl clubs in d ucl if liverpool win the europa. A similar scenario played out last season wen sevilla won d europa and we had 5 la liga teams in this season ucl(real,atleti,barca,valencia and sevilla)

luvguy:
pls hus, is it possible 4 me 2 send my CV to an Email address?...hv tried i could't....i use nokia E5....cyber cafe don finish my moni....pls any advice?

ify2nyce:
cannot see the text clearly

Pope Francis has issued hotly-anticipated new guidelines on the Church’s approach to family life after two years of consultations with the world’s bishops. Here are some of the main points:
– Homosexuality –
Francis slaps down proposals to place gay unions on the same level as marriage, saying bishops found “there are absolutely no grounds for considering homosexual unions to be in any way similar or even remotely analogous to God’s plan for marriage and family”.

He also slams external pressure on churches to change their position and says it is “unacceptable” that “international bodies should make financial aid to poor countries dependent on the introduction of laws to establish ‘marriage’ between persons of the same sex”.

The pope offered sympathy to those families with gay relatives, “a situation not easy for parents or for children”, and said the Church must avoid “every sign of unjust discrimination” towards homosexuals.

– Cohabitation –
Francis says couples who live together outside of marriage “need to be welcomed and guided, patiently and discreetly”, and the choice to cohabit may be based on external factors such as financial difficulties or cultural situations.

– Remarried divorced people –
“They are not excommunicated and should not be treated as such”, and should be made to feel part of the Church “while avoiding any occasion of scandal”. The pope says the Christian community caring for such people “is not to be considered a weakening of its faith” but a sign of “its charity”.

– Broken marriages –
Pastors should judge situations on a case-by-case basis: “we know that no ‘easy recipes’ exist”.

– Children –
Offspring should be taught to say “Please”, “Thank you” and “Sorry”, they should be punished for misbehaviour, cured of the vice of “wanting it all now” and prevented from watching television programmes which undercut family values.

– Church self-criticism –
“We need a healthy dose of self-criticism”, says the pope, admitting that until now the Church has “proposed a far too abstract and almost artificial theological ideal of marriage” and struggles to present marriage as more than “a lifelong burden”.

Suigeneris93:
A naija girl do this one?

marshalcarter:
FOOLS






#Searchin for the word funny in ma dictionary#











When u done eatin the jollof rice...take gallon nd goan queue at total or oando..any of ya choice....jobless aborted frog

So let's do small gist before we wake up and face the day...

Years back when I was in Uni, I had this boyfriend. He was in Lagos while I was schooling in Edo so you could call it a long distance relationship. Anyway, this guy was so adorable, so caring, so nice ati be be lo. If I said jump, he'd ask 'Baby, how high do you want me to jump? Are you sure I shouldn't fly too?" I'm kidding but you know what I mean. He was a perfect boyfriend. He made me feel so good and secure. He gave me a key to his place. Whenever I was coming back from school, he'd pick me up. He was my driver around town. He'd escort me to the salon and sit patiently while I made my hair. Very correct guy.

So, there was a time we had this cultist wahala in school so I decided to come home while they settled their nonsense, person cannot come and die by stray bullet. Anyway, I didn't inform my boo so he wasn't expecting me. I wanted to surprise him. I got to Lagos, took a cab to his house and opened the door. Immediately I got in, I saw this sisi coming out of the kitchen wearing his shirt and boxers. I just smiled inside me. She was startled. Before she could open her mouth, I seized the narrative.

"Who are you and where's my brother? Isn't he back from work?"
She was startled. "Ah. You're Ayo's sister? Welcome aunty. Welcome" She knelt down, greeted me and took my bag.
"He's not yet back ma. Come and sit down. What would you drink?"
I was amused. Here I was barely 20, and a girl clearly older than I was was genuflecting and greeting me with respect because I was in my 'brother's' house. I decided I liked this respect of a thing and wanted to see how far I could take it. Let's just say I kinda overdid it.

I sat down, put my legs up and started ordering "my prospective sister-in-law" upandan. What did you cook?
She cooked jollof rice and served me like a queen. With chicken, turkey and dodo put on a tray. She knelt down while giving me the food. I ate till my tummy almost burst. That was the sweetest jollof I've ever eaten. The best jollof rice ever. I can't get over how sweet it was.

She brought a pillow for me to adjust my back. She brought the remote control closer to me. She brought me water. I sent her to buy me stout. She went over and beyond to make me comfortable. I liked her already.
While I was sending her upandan, I'd throw her small compliments like "my brother must really like you" "you're the first girl I've seen here" "you're our wife o" And she'd giggle and blush and do more to please me.
She must have asked me "Aunty, do you want me to do anything else for you?" like 50 times.

After eating delicious jollof rice to my fill, I settled down to watch TV. I still kept on sending my 'sister in law' though. Open my bag. Bring out that charger. Charge my phone. Take out the clothes in that bag. Put them in this other bag. She was a dutiful little worker. Bless her.

Shortly after 7pm, our 'boyfriend" came back...though I mean by now he was my brother. Immediately he got in and saw me, he was shocked opening his mouth and closing it like a fish. I jumped up and called my new 'sister-in-law'. "Your darling is back o. Thank you for taking care of me. I'd be going home now". Then I turned to my brother and wagged my finger in his face "This girl is a good girl. You better treat
her right". Then I turned back to my sister-in-law, "If he misbehaves, let me know". She knelt down and thanked me again. I was happy. This respect thing is heady stuff o.

She collected my number and I told my brother to pick my bags and drop me home.
He picked up my bags and we went out into the car. He still hadn't uttered a word. We got into the car and he started apologising. He was sorry. She meant nothing. He met her at the club. He wasn't expecting me blah blah blah. I didn't even answer him. I didn't have his time. I was too busy thinking about that sweet jollof rice. I was regretting why I didn't tell her to pack me a bowl of it to eat at home. We got to my house and I got down, I didn't even look back at him or wave bye.

That jollof rice was sweet ehn.

misspetit:

Awwww
How can u be soooooo far and still on my mind..... Yea am 1 of the happiest person abt POP
How have u been na.... Don't worry abt services.... It's gonna be over soon
I missed u jare
KINGPHILIP has jst been disturbing me

Skibolobo:
He didn't tell us his source of income...