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NYSC / Re: Ebonyi State Corpers Batch B 2015 by megawax8: 8:32am On Oct 23, 2015
congrats to all those posted to ebonyi state.

Welcome to the salt of the nation.
Two streams?? Wow!
Once again,welcome. #irepBatchA
Car Talk / Using The Appropriate Extinguisher For Various Fire Types:types & Colour Codes by megawax8: 2:37pm On Oct 18, 2015
Read a post on frontpage and did a little research regarding types of extinguishers and thought to share to avoid causing more harm by using the wrong extinguisher for the wrong fire type during emergencies.

Fire extinguisher types & colour codes

Fire extinguisher colour codes are present so you can identify a type of extinguisher at a glance. The old standard specified that the whole of the body of the extinguisher was painted the appropriate fire extinguisher colour codes. You may still come across these in many premises, they are still legal as long as there is nothing else defective about them, however, when the extinguisher comes to be replaced it must be replaced with one complying with new fire extinguisher colour codes.

TYPES

1. WATER (H2O)

COLOUR - Red
DESCRIPTION - Can be used on all class A fires: Fires involving freely burning materials. For example wood, paper, textiles and other carbonaceous materials.

2. FOAM

COLOUR - Cream
DESCRIPTION - Can be used on all A and B class fires: Fires involving flammable liquids, petrol and spirits. Not for use on alcohol or cooking oils

3. DRY POWDER

COLOUR - Blue
DESCRIPTION - Can be used on A Class, B Class, and C Class fires: Fires involving flammable gasses. propane and butane

4. Carbon Dioxide (CO2)

COLOUR - Black
DESCRIPTION - Can be used on B class fires and all electrical equipment fires: For example photocopiers, fax machines and computers, electric fires, hair dryers, washing machines

5. Wet Chemical

COLOUR - Yellow
DESCRIPTION - Can be used on all class fires & fires involving cooking oil and fat: For example olive oil, maize oil, lard and butter.
Romance / 7 Signs Of Emotional Infidelity by megawax8: 12:24pm On Oct 15, 2015
#Copied

When people have very close friends or confidantes outside their partners, difficult times could force such relationships to turn catastrophic. Don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about; all those standby ‘friends’ you text/call/hang out with to ‘let off steam’ when Le-boo is driving you crazy. They are harmless, (aren’t they?); they are in your church, your office, your school, from your childhood … you even call him/her ‘brother/sister’. However, if caution is thrown to the wind, several weak moments might lead to serious damage. Cheating doesn’t start when the clothes are on the floor or lips lock with another’s.

It starts the moment someone else begins to
occupy that space in your heart and thoughts that you have reserved for your significant other. The popular word for that is ‘emotional infidelity’. The feelings associated with emotional infidelity are quite common; in fact it is one way your heart tells you something is off balance. And it can go on
for very long, while you are ignoring all the tugs and signs, until one day it happens. Most people wait till that point and often they end in tears and regret, bearing the blunt impact of their self-deceit.

To make sure that this will never be your potion,here are 7 signs to take note of:


#1 – ‘We are just friends’

So why are you telling us? The truth – which you are busy forming ninja one-eye for – is that people around you are noticing the closeness and the new vibe, and they are asking questions; your heart is telling you something is not right, something feels different. Instead of you to swallow your Pride syrup and seek help, you keep rehashing that phrase – ‘Just friends’, trying to convince people that what is happening is not happening. If there is somebody whom you have to constantly remind yourself and others that he/she is ‘just a friend’, chances are you are not just. You both are more than friends and you are in denial.

#2 – You take extra time to pick out your clothes and/or do your make-up

You have been working in that office for centuries, going to that school for years or worshipping in that church since 19-korondo. But before you go these days, you suddenly have to spend an hour choosing between the sky blue and ocean blue tie
which highlights your nose better. And the moment you step into the place your eyes laser-locate Mr./Ms. Just-friends, and you wait for their validation. People compliment you, but it never feels as good as when he/she does. And at the end of the day you go home and tell your baby, “ever faithful art my name”. My friend, stop that nonsense dia!

#3 – You make time to ‘hang out’ with this person

The first time it was coincidence; the bus was late so you both started a conversation while waiting. Warm intelligent conversation, it was so refreshing. You were both wearing rings so there was no hidden agendas when you exchanged numbers.
Just friends.
The next day you are up early, you get the children ready and off to school a full ten
minutes ahead of time – magic! – and half an hourlater, you are at the bus stop enjoying your warm cup of ‘intelligent conversation’. Soon you become an early riser (halleluya!); you dress better to work and you leave home every morning with two bounces – one in your legs and another in your heart. Before long, mornings are not enough; you
make your lunch hour coincide with his, you start to attend his church, you take dance classes together, etc. If you make conscious effort to repeatedly include Mr./Ms. Just-friends in your daily activities, ello bae, you h-are h-a sheater!

#4 – You start comparing your partner to this person

This is the point where ‘water haff pass Ijebu gari’; in other words, your Ijebu gari is rising faaast. It usually starts subtly and you might think light of it at first, but at this point, almost everything Mr/Ms. Just-friends does is better than your partner’s attempt, especially little things. Her upturned-W nose is not sexy anymore, it now reminds you of the subway tunnels; and his Father Christmas laugh does not tickle you anymore, it is too loud. You begin to compare everything, seeing ‘greener pastures’ in Mr./Ms. Just-friends.Smh.

#5 – You start having intimate conversations

Some of us have friends that we share intimate parts of our lives with; however, this is very different. When you are in a committed relationship, one diamond rule is that there are certain conversation that are reserved for the confines of your relationship. Like how many beauty marks you have, and where they are located on your body, like how the hair is curly on your back and thighs, or how heavy your period
is. When you start having such intimate
conversations with Mr./Ms. Just-friends, you are opening yourself up, and the line is being crossed.

#6 – You start imagining a relationship with this person

At this point, there is fire on the mountain. In the comfort of your solitude, you start painting picture of what life will be like with this person; of course, you will paint it to look better than the life you have with your partner, because you want it. This sign is dangerous because you are already replacing your partner with Mr/Ms Just-friends in your heart. A solid give-away of this sign is the guilt it comes with. You will want to deny it but you feel tiny slices of guilt at odd moments, like when wifey wants to play but you are too ‘tired’, or when Harrysong’s Reggae blues wails “… cos even your boo get a boo”. Trust me, you are already there.

#7 – Your partner starts to REALLY irritate you
You cannot bear it anymore! All of a sudden, your tolerance level significantly drops; things your partner used to do, that were okay, suddenly rob off on you very wrongly. This is not the small nagging or petty vex that soon goes away, no, you find yourself holding onto hurts, never forgetting and constantly threatening break-up. Dearest, you have merely worked that fantasy up
to the level of grace where you cannot afford to not live it, and so you are seeking an out to explore. It is your choice, you may leave, break her heart, break his bank account, whatever you want … but please, never say you did not cheat.
Why? Duh! You deeeed! Emotional infidelity, brothers and sisters, is just as bad as the generic ‘cheating’. No matter how harmless it may seem, it is neither a fix for the issues you are facing neither is it a better chance at love. Leaving one relationship for another (back-
to-back) is hardly ever the answer. If you need to end your relationship for good reasons, do so and give yourself time … plenty time to pull yourself together.


If you notice any of these signs, find yourself
slipping, and want to save your relationship, it is early enough to make necessary changes. The first step is to admit it. Tell yourself the truth and you have started your journey of retracing your steps.

http://www.wordsarework.com/index.php/2015/10/03/winnie-says-7-signs-of-emotional-infidelity/
Forum Games / Re: Tag And Ask by megawax8: 11:01am On Oct 15, 2015
*sneaks in*
i see your white eye and your big smile in your dp.
Cc mizmycoli
NYSC / Re: 10 Special Attributes About This Out Going Batch C-14 Corp Member. by megawax8: 8:45am On Oct 15, 2015
Congratulations to all the Batch C corp members passing out today. As you pass out this day, may you be victorious in all your undertakings. May this mark the beginning of abundant testimonies. May God bless you, your family, your finances and all in all. Amen...





CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Cc csami
Romance / Re: Who Is At Fault - The Groom, Bride Or The Side Chick? by megawax8: 8:34am On Oct 15, 2015
LOL........this marriage would definitely not last

The man might either be policed to death or.......who knows.......
Family / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation? by megawax8: 5:30pm On Oct 07, 2015
I am sure my NIGERIAN child would be the one feeling all kinds of things when i'm done with him/her.

Aind i'm super sure even the DPO in my area would beat small if the story gets to him sef....mtcheww


NONSENSE!!!

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Family / Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by megawax8: 3:50pm On Sep 30, 2015
MizMyColi:
Waow.
I Love this plan.

When my Kids grow up, I'd really enjoy telling them how I fvcked the brains out of another guy because I wanted to get back at their Dad.

When they come to me asking for advice on the subject of forgiveness, I would so love to tell them that the saying Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future is for weaklings...people who gat no ballzzz.

I will encourage them, especially my female kids to adopt the eye for an eye principle...and go all the way.

Once again, nickibarb, thumbs up!
Great plan you got there, I hope it works out really well for you.


One advice though...As you embark on your revenge mission, be sure to dig two graves, four maybe.
You have my best wishes and supportsmiley

MEAN

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Politics / Re: Live PICS Of Protest Going On At IKEDC by megawax8: 9:41am On Sep 30, 2015
Hizzy:
We at Onueke in Ebonyi State we didn't have light for the past 4 years now

*i smell liessss*
Crime / Re: Police Inspector To Die By Hanging For Murder by megawax8: 8:44pm On Sep 28, 2015
Brotherman:


what do u mean?
if u hear d full detail of this sensless shooting on that day, u will not b saying this trash.I would have wish same thing to b melted to ur close family member so u know the trauma. but I will not wish u that but if u maintain ur stance then so will u drink same bitter wine.

na wa o......this is harshh
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 7:31pm On Sep 28, 2015
deracathy:

hello dear yes o like the distance between batch A and batch B.
its happening life in Netherland.
Futo is only surviving Nigeria uni among the eight elites
WOW......thats some serious good news.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 7:04pm On Sep 28, 2015
erisegun:
lol... Which state nysc stone u go sef

my brother, na the salt of the nation o
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 7:04pm On Sep 28, 2015
doublezero7:

Divorce ke? She dey on maternity leave! wink
LOL
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 6:52pm On Sep 28, 2015
erisegun:
haha! Mega my guy! We jus port here say mak we flex wit prospective otondos small*


Weaves bottle,dogde stones 4rm batch'B pcm*

*carrys pam, tear race* shocked

LOL.....you never change.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 6:51pm On Sep 28, 2015
doublezero7:


Chief, I wan marry small wife...na why I come here come scout! grin
cc sleekyonyx

abi she know?? Or una divorce??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 6:34pm On Sep 28, 2015
iykebest1:
who no like better thing? Decamping is allowed

Errrrm, how is decamping demotion better thing ehhn? grin
Crime / Re: Police Inspector To Die By Hanging For Murder by megawax8: 6:30pm On Sep 28, 2015
Like someone siad 'killing a man for killing another man just to show that killing is bad'......is this even right??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 6:22pm On Sep 28, 2015
king doublezero7 and erisegun, wetin una dey find here come abandon our own thread??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 6:06pm On Sep 28, 2015
deracathy:
Any Petroleum Engr in the house?





TeamFuto
Another Goalllllllllllllllll Dedicated to All Futoites

FUTO vs UNAM. Elite Eight. Quarter finals. # PetroBowl2015
cathy, good evening!
Been a while.
Petrobowl In futo?
Food / Re: 17 Health Benefits Of Egg Plant (garden Egg) by megawax8: 5:46pm On Sep 28, 2015
Educative
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 3:50pm On Sep 27, 2015
and thats how the length of this thread has surpassed that of ours angry angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Why I Registered After 5yrs Of Being A Guest To This Forum by megawax8: 10:05pm On Sep 26, 2015
MizMyColi:

Shebi ayaf begged you taya to join active political discussions. Out of sight is out of mind. Hehehehehe...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn!
Ok
Politics / Re: Why I Registered After 5yrs Of Being A Guest To This Forum by megawax8: 9:22pm On Sep 26, 2015
MizMyColi:


gringringringringringringringringringringrin
This thread's a comic relief ahswearigad.

You're welcome.

I've seen so many alts, parodies and trans-genders in my NL existence that I now take new accounts with a pinch of salt.
However it is, what matters is that you have begun a new journey with this handle.

SonofEl has pretty much said it all.

I'll just add that you stay focused and have clearly defined values.
Ohhhh trust me, they will be tested on this board. But you just gotta make up your mind to remain true to self.

And no, I disagree that this is a place of lawlessness....NL, like life itself, is what you make of it.

People like IsraeliAirfo rce and Nation wide1 are great reminders to me, that on this board, you can speak with assertion and yet, not break a rule.

TonyeBarcanista like you've rightly figured is a poster to look out for. Never a dull mo.

All the best in your sojourn.

you did not mention me *frowns*

oh, i just remembered i am only but an observer/liker.....LoL
Nairaland / General / Re: I Love Nairaland by megawax8: 12:15pm On Sep 26, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Testimonies to share? Hmmmmmmm

As at 300 second semester in school, I was wallowing in 2nd class lower with a CGPA of 3.18 and all hope of making a 2:1 seemed to be gone until a friend of mine introduced me to nairaland and my life changed from that very day. I turned the romance section to my new turf and flirted with all the babes from morning till night. cool


I finally graduated with a third class and since then I have been in this plantain business. sad

LOL
Pets / Re: No Parrot Owners Here? by megawax8: 10:13am On Sep 26, 2015
have finally found a pet i could love.

I soooooo want one cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: Girl With No Legs Makes $1000 Per Day As A Lingerie Model by megawax8: 9:21am On Sep 26, 2015
purely inspirational.

There's no limit to what you can acheive.

THE YOU IN YOU IS GREATER THAN THE YOU YOU THINK YOU ARE.
Religion / Re: Nigerians, Road Accidents And The Blood Of Jesus. by megawax8: 7:01am On Sep 26, 2015
we need sensitizations both as passengers and drivers. I am of the opinion that 95% of accidents can be avoided when we do a routine check everyday before we leave our houses, maintain an acceptable speed limit and know the rules guiding road usage to mention but a few.

Knowledge is power.

A friend was ones driving a 50 something seater bus, then the back tire exploded. Few of us would leave the wheel and go for our safest option which is 'shouting blood of Jesus' because the back of the vehicle started swinging from left to right but what did he do??
On a different day and situation, his procedure might not work but he simply took he legs off the pedals, put the car on neutral, held on tightly to the wheels and stirred the car till it was moving slow enough to be braked.

Twasnt rocket science or an act performed by angel gabriel himself, twas just someone that understood driving a little.

Once saw a guy too that survived an accident, he said his car failed brake, and the first thing he did was to turn of the ignition. Dont know if thats right, but the little i know, if you switch of your car, the steering locks and thats you reducing your chances of survival.


People need to educate us so the blood of Jesus could rest a bit. LOL

cc the government, PMB, FRSC, anyone

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Romance / Re: I Told Her To Leave Because She Wouldnt Have Sex With Me.. Wrong or Right by megawax8: 7:08pm On Sep 25, 2015
Owliver:
sorry
fear fear boy grin
Romance / Re: I Told Her To Leave Because She Wouldnt Have Sex With Me.. Wrong or Right by megawax8: 5:40pm On Sep 25, 2015
MizMyColi:


*sighs*
So you support this too

support what??

People claiming a pure negative is/could be right?? This is simply a case of 'lack of self control' and i wonder why it is celebrated in this generation.

NO!
Romance / Re: I Told Her To Leave Because She Wouldnt Have Sex With Me.. Wrong or Right by megawax8: 5:14pm On Sep 25, 2015
There's definitely a problem with the way people reason these days.

SMH.
Where it all went wrong, i simply do not know.
KONJI truly na Bastard!!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 10:07am On Sep 25, 2015
Owliver:
Lol. watin we discuss then? all trash to keep one busy till D day. grin

grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by megawax8: 10:01am On Sep 25, 2015
Owliver:
Meeeehn this thread go beat us hands down lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Congrats guys. and to my man babatawa i owe you. Ekiti chilling. 7months to go grin

hands down mehnnn.......i'm amazed.

Wetin them dey discuss sef

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