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This won't get you to the frontpage,
good thing you can still try, Goodluck and patience to you.

the reason why you are still conscious is because I don't feel like carrying you. s5

Mc George: Mine is Spartacus and Legend of d seeker

mehn! I love cara

kombats: the best u willl ever had

And to think that you are trying to convince someone to employ you

my nl username was coined from my real names....Emeka and Alex=Meklex

Closetoheart: I love sex, can I turn it into a career?

Yeye people

ofcourse you can, for the ladies you can venture into prostiti0n,, for the guys you look out for sugar mummies,, these immoral businesses are very lucrative

Coldfeet: My first comment of the year and it has to be wasted quoting a foolish post! Do u finger ur girl thru her stomach? Smh! Moreover its a baby girl so her and not his mother. Olodo 2013

you could have used the time wasted ensuring a 9moons free monthly periodic visitor as my new year gift to you.

dabrake: Maybe till I become a father 'cos can't see its 'cuteness'

me too, what I see is an adult hand forcefully holding a crying kid's fingers against his will.

ferhyntorlah: Mexlex, must money be involved? What about charity?

oh! I totally forgot about charity, she was my ex.

Honey, leave me make I talk to them,,,,


Ok, football has now eating deep into some people's bloodstream to the extent that it flows in their veins, since secondary school I've always been a loner because during leisure time you see students in group arguing and exchanging blows concerning disagreed topic raised by an opposing student from a particular team.. ''My team is going to win,'' messi has more stamina and speed than C ronaldo,, such words are now common in any football infested gathering, which made me to chip in oneday when the arguement was reaching its climax, ''whats the colour of the ball used, in the match you guys are disscussing'' none where able to provide an answer, I was dissapointed because the vigour and strenght used in disscussing previous games if channeled to a profitable exercise would yield voluminous profits,,
To enjoy football don't attach yourself to a particular team, I heard a repentant football extremist saying, why attach yourself to a team??, just last year, a boy in my area was stabbed,, his offence?? He was chanting victourous song when his team won, so, his attacker wasnt too happy so he decided stabbing him could make him shut the mess up..
Ok, I went on asking my friends the criteria to meet before considering yourself a part of a football team, because I thought the club has to sign you 1st, at a profitable price,, now I ask my fellow nairalanders, whats the criteria for giving yourself unneccessary headache??,..

don't get me wrong, I played football as a kid I just stopped playing recently, but discussing football is another thing oh,, I suggest it should be turn into a sport as well cos the strenght being used up while talking and demonstrating is enough to play better than messi and cronaldo combined..

Note:honey as said above meant my smartphone

[quote author=mr_man] Question:No offence, but what is the point of this thread?[/quote]answer:to make front page offcourse.

I've there,, the reason why we write down things we want to do on a book is because we cant do them,,atleast not without loads of encouragement and zeal,, thats more reason why there are more fictional books than non fictions,,
on a more subjective note, the girl's age is not mentioned so as to know how her brain can't function as according to her experiences in life, and as a younger sister to you, you exert some influence on her so talk to her in a diplomatic way(I can help), ***still cant beleive I gave out a solution without payment attached to it***

[quote author=Dr. Wise]My senator,

Don't you know the plural of information is information? SMH at Nigerian leaders.[/quote]thanks for the correction,,the mistake wasn't deliberate.. we need more patriots like you

well, I'm a senator representing **text missing**, I do log into nairaland to get abreast of informations concerning Nigeria as a whole, though I buy and read newspapers but there's nothing like reading the massses mind from a public forum like nairaland, it helps me in decision making concerning my senatorial obligations to my people...nice thread!

samfibby: I have learn to understand that a lot of people u think are sane are actually insane, but they are ignorant of this.

just as you are counciously insane without knowing.
@topic I learnt from NL what I just wrote up there...

I write down my own speaking in tongues on a paper and quickly looks at it if I'm missing a line...