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Family › Re: When Your Children Call The Police For Disciplining Them. by membranus: 4:12pm On Mar 28, 2022
PossibleG:
if this is your daughter she looks ugly grin
Are you at all okay in your head, abusing another's person daughter?

Let see your own picture here, and see whether you even measure up to the girl's beauty.

Crude people everywhere.
Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Anambra People Dare Simeon Ekpa For Threatening Them And Soludo by membranus: 8:22am On Mar 28, 2022
Realists:
Failure to obey Mkpurumiris Civil disobedience order, has led to deaths of more than 5000 innocent souls. Well we as spectators are only watching a reality tv show, by the time okoro finish okoro, ijaws will just marry off the Igbo girls, while the men go extinct.
The Ijaw men are salivating, just thinking about this.
Politics › Re: Is Godwin Emefiele An APC Member? by membranus: 4:10pm On Mar 27, 2022
Emefiele has been opening the vault to Nigerian leaders since the time of Jonathan, that's why he is still retaining his topnotch job.

His philosophy is chop mek I chop. He has too much money now, the polithiefcians are deceiving him to cash out from his bloated coffer.
Romance › Re: Why Are There So Many Single Guys At Over 30? by membranus: 12:01pm On Mar 26, 2022
motymop:
It has nothing to do with marriages are over rated.

Marriage need some kind of financial responsibility to make it work.

The truth is.

Many of the single guys in Nigeria don't have money to cater for the responsibilities of marriage.

It is either, they don't have job, or they receive low pay, so they can't afford marriages at this moment of their lives.

This trend is very common in developing countries where unemployment is high.
This is the most plausible reason so far.
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by membranus: 8:56pm On Mar 25, 2022
It appears the Ghanaians have better match strategy than the Super Eagles.

Our boys are just running up and down with no definite pattern of play.
Politics › Re: Vusi Thembekwayo Boasts He Will Defeat Reno Omokri To Win Business Insider Award by membranus: 6:43pm On Mar 25, 2022
But what reputable business does Reno own that qualifies him for the prize?

His popular job is being an Internet bully terrorising his rival political enemies.
Career › Re: Bento Africa Suspends CEO Ebunoluwa Okunbanjo After ‘Toxic Workplace’ Report by membranus: 6:37pm On Mar 25, 2022
AliuKe:
Lol ... keep waiting .... Nigeria needs such boys to help sanitize the "work environment" You want to manage a company in Nigeria as a gentle man... be prepared for losses
If all competent and profitable companies are run on your sadistic human resources principles, then why is it that not many of these bosses were outed in that viral twitter thread?

I have worked in big organisations with bosses having human face, and they are getting more prosperous.

Your theory can only thrives in one-man business ownership structure, not in large companies with professional human resources managers running on strict staff policies.
Career › Re: Bento Africa Suspends CEO Ebunoluwa Okunbanjo After ‘Toxic Workplace’ Report by membranus: 5:37pm On Mar 25, 2022
AliuKe:
You are the one that needs it.... most Nigerian employees only understand such language ...

You are an employee so you will never understand or comprehend....
Another sadistic boss or pseudo boss sighted.

Your regret date awaits you too.
Politics › Re: Prophet Moses Warns Osinbajo: "Do Not Betray Tinubu Or You Will End In Shame" by membranus: 7:12pm On Mar 24, 2022
Fake prophets everywhere, and mumu followers full ground, believing everything they dish out.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: #horriblebosses And #toxicworkplace ; My Little Experience by membranus: 6:51pm On Mar 24, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Though sorrow man endure the night, joy cometh in the morning.

I see a great revolution that would reset this country and restore back it's default settings coming up soonest.

I see Nigeria's economy competing with the likes of Europe and America, I see tribalism banished forever, I see Nigerians smiling once again, I see a new Dawn and it's coming with joy in it's wings.

This I have seen.
Please go back to sleep and dream another vision. The one up there is a fake one.

This country is a gonna.

It splinters, we grow exponentially region by region.

It remains glued together, we perish through leadership greed.
Politics › Re: Umahi Blasts Wike: You Are Just Packing Rivers Money & You Are Boasting by membranus: 2:05pm On Mar 24, 2022
dododawa1:
is English, Nigeria language or OFFICIAL.
Whether official or non-official, English is our general language of communication in this multi ethnic country, and in most civilised countries too. So it pays to be proficient in its usage.
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Inspects His Estate In Lekki (Photos) by membranus: 12:10pm On Mar 24, 2022
MadamVanessa:
He was brought up in the east. There's no way you're a south east product and behave stupidly.
There are many SE products behaving stupidly.

E.g. Ebele Obiano
Igbo drug courier men serving in various prisons across Malaysia, South Africa and India.
Tonto Dikeh wasting money on gigolos
Obi Cubana choosing Portable as Odogwu Bitter ambassador.
Etcetera.
Business › Re: My Worst Regret While Trying To Make Money Online by membranus: 7:25am On Mar 24, 2022
wiseone28:
I need to make money online soon
I will teach you how, send $100, and you are on your way to become a millionaire in Dollars grin grin
Crime › Re: Woman Caught With Kidnapped Children In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by membranus: 2:42pm On Mar 23, 2022
DryMouth:
Ogun wan kill all of una for the niger delta?

Na mouth you dey make for that place. If i catch you, 2mins you don die
Oga, please don't kill dem oo.

Dem go beg you, when dey do, forgive dem.
Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by membranus: 12:00pm On Mar 22, 2022
heniford2:
this wan na zombie proMax grin oh! U get wealth u get house u even get estates, grin you decide to lock up okey, people way sabi ur village wia u dey claim hitman d talk say nothing u no get u come paraphrase begin talk say u don't like showing off nobi juju be dat dis man grin cheesy
Your response here is incompressible.

Please write in plain language.
Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by membranus: 6:16am On Mar 22, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Three days ago I announced my arrival in Imo state capital, Owerri, from Owerri I proceeded to my maternal home to see my grand ma and I give God the glory they are doing great ..

today being Monday , I noticed the sit at home order isn't serious as people been going about there businesses but with carefulness , so I decided to cruise around the villages and hey, I swear to God fear catch me with the kind of houses I saw. I was forced to ask the birds of the air "Where una dey see this Money"

See houses chei, but to think of it, how did the igbos became so successful even without holding unto presidency?

Even the not so rich ain't dulling

See photos I took below ...

God bless the entire south east states
God bless Nigeria
God bless president muhammadu Buhari
God bless Lagos
They are all end products of otokoto money rituals, drug couriers, kidnapping, highway robbery and inflated pricing businesses.

With the Igbos all na businesses, whether dirty or not, as long as it helps them to show off in their villages as having arrived. The moral queries concerning the source of their strange wealth being generally thrown to the gutters.
Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by membranus: 6:05am On Mar 22, 2022
okoroemeka:
remember very well that the average igboman is a Traveller and no mountain is too high or river too deep for him to cross ,we know all about your villages,it is you that don't know anything about the igboman village because you don't travel
A Yoruba man is never boastful of his achievements or properties by nature. That irritating behaviour belongs to the average Igbo man.

That we don't flaunt our possessions doesn't mean that we don't have them. We have mighty mansions jaburata in all our villages all over, and no matter how you taunt us, we will not be tempted to showcase them to you as proofs of our prosperity.

Because doing so will only inflame the Igboman envious disposition towards the Yorubas the more.
Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by membranus: 5:51am On Mar 22, 2022
Putinofrussia:
Igbos are always deceiving themselves and always lie and believe the lie just to console their poverty stricken lives.
The most successful Nigerian business people abroad are all Yorubas.
Yorubas are the only Nigerians who took nothing abroad but built multi billion dollars business empires abroad.
Lagos is really a blessing to them.
A lot of people are slavishly working for the Yorubas.They need to for their own growth too.
In Education....They are the most achieved.They have Profs 3 times that of the Igbos.
In Music...They control 80% of the Music industry.
In Movie...They have the most grossing movie directors etc.
In sport...They control boxing,table tennis,chess(because of their high intelligence)
etc.
In industry....They have the highest number of indigenous industries in Nigeria.
They have the highest number of indigenous industries abroad as Nigerians.
They are the most travelled abroad while Igbos are the most travelled within Nigeria.
They have the highest number of technocrats.
They have the highest number of lawyers.
They control 80% of Real Estate both in Nigeria and abroad as Nigerians.
Yorubaland is the most developed part of Nigeria.Specific thanks to Lagos,Ibadan and Ogun state.
They have the highest number of infrastructures.
Highest number of secondary schools.
Highest number of primary schools.
Highest number of private universities.
Highest GDP.
Highest IGR.
Highest number of industries.
Highest number of modern houses.
Highest number of malls etc.
They have the bigget estate in Africa in Ogun state being built by the Redeemed..
They have the richest people in Nigeria.Even the richest Nigerians abroad are Yorubas.
They have the Highest number of Human Resources.
It is numerously numerous to count the blessings of the Yoruba.God has been excellent. Thanks to the Almighty.
Yeah Bro, tell 'em.

And shut up their bragging mouths.
Crime › Re: Baby Boy Abandoned In Delta Community (Photos) by membranus: 4:19pm On Mar 21, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
Lolsssss, see ewedu and hydraulic soup eater talking. D boy's spirit is strong that he was not found in Ogun, Osun, Ondo, Oyo. Na straight brokoto
Eeew!!, na lie, we no dey chop yanma yanma meat, human meats na abomination for our land. Dat one na your people delicacy.
Crime › Re: Baby Boy Abandoned In Delta Community (Photos) by membranus: 4:11pm On Mar 21, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
Good thing no bi for West dem see d boy, if not ndi afonja for use d innocent do brokoto, ewedu with amala.
For una area, na Policemen heads una dey use do barbecue for Ihiala forest.

#igbocannibals.
Politics › Re: Willie Obiano Granted Bail, Yet To Meet Administrative Conditions by membranus: 2:26pm On Mar 21, 2022
Case closed, after long elongation to year 2030.
Romance › Re: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by membranus: 10:50am On Mar 21, 2022
vincenteger:
She told me to go and read my books
Eeyah! Sorry baby. cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Tinubu Endorses Sanwo-Olu For Second Term by membranus: 7:34am On Mar 21, 2022
He is allowing chop I chop, why una no go endorse him?
Politics › Re: Delta 2023: They Want To Disgrace Me, But God Will Disgrace All Of Them — Ibori by membranus: 7:27am On Mar 21, 2022
bennybuhari:
lbori is not perfect but you can't bring down or disgrace a man whom God has blessed. You will end up disgracing yourself
So to your own understanding, it is God that blessed Ibori through excessive looting of Delta State?

In Mama Peace voice: Chaii!!, fear God o.
Politics › Re: Delta 2023: They Want To Disgrace Me, But God Will Disgrace All Of Them — Ibori by membranus: 7:22am On Mar 21, 2022
Ibori, a renowned and unrepentant criminal, invoking the name of God to assist him in a dirty election.

What an irony!
Politics › Re: 3 Govs Placed Under Watch By Security Agencies Over Plot To Destabilise Nigeria by membranus: 2:29pm On Mar 20, 2022
Bashir75:
KEEP LYING TO YOUR IGBO PARENTS/SIBLINGS. WE ARE NEVER INTEGRATED WITH IGBO AND WE DON’T SHARE BORDERS WITH ANY IGBO STATES. WE ARE NOT YOUR SIBLINGS OF FAMILY. WE ARE GOING TO BE CLINICAL IN REVENGING THE TREACHERY AND ABUSE ON US AND OUR HERITAGE UNLESS YOU FOOL STOPPED AND RESPECT YOUR HOSTS. YOU WILL BE SHOCKED ABOUT THE WEALTHY AND EDUCATED YORUBAS WHO DON’T LIKE YOUR WAY OF LIFE. YOUR CONSTANT ABUSING OUR TRADITIONAL, HERITAGE AND CALLING OUR LAND A NO MAN’S LAND WILL COME TO HUNT YOU FOR EVER. IF YOU’RE BORN IN YORUBALAND OR LIVE HERE FOR EVER, IT WILL NEVER MAKE YOU A YORUBA.
Unfortunately for you, you are talking to a complete Yoruba man, and a rabid Yoruba Nation protagonist. But that ethnic cleansing between Yorubas and Igbos you are hungry for will never happen in this nation.

If you are hungry for blood, find a stray dog to kill in your neighbourhood to satisfy your craving.
Investment › Re: Chinmark Crashes After Failing To Meet 19th March 2022 Deadline Payment by membranus: 2:10pm On Mar 20, 2022
Donvictor2015:
Learn how to trade crypto or forex yourself. Don't give anyone or institution your money for a monthly return. Do this and know peace. Thanks
Crypto and forest trading are another routes to financial loss and early death.
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Favourite Bible Quotes by membranus: 7:19am On Mar 20, 2022
dazzlingd:
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20




Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves. Numbers 31:17-18
As usual, quoting out of context, serves no useful purpose, but an exercise in futility and deception.
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Favourite Bible Quotes by membranus: 7:13am On Mar 20, 2022
The whole quotes in the Bible are my favourite. O, how I wish I can recite the whole Bible off hand.

But let me just share this.

Matthew 6
25. Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?
31. Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32. (For after all these things do the Gentiles seeksmiley for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
33. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
34. Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Flaunts Her Trimmed Body In Beautiful New Photos by membranus: 6:59am On Mar 20, 2022
Bimpe29:
Entirely unnecessary procedure she went through. Be eternally grateful for who and what you are, particularly when there's no case of discomfort and inconvenience.
When no marriage proposal is coming, believe me sis, there is certainly a " case of discomfort and inconvenience" involved.
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Flaunts Her Trimmed Body In Beautiful New Photos by membranus: 6:52am On Mar 20, 2022
This one is desperately looking for husband.

Let one of our unmarried men please help her.
Education › Re: FG Claimed No Money For Varsities But Built Railway To Niger –ASUU by membranus: 6:45am On Mar 20, 2022
Our governments are irresponsible.

ASUU, please continue to punch them front, back and center. We can't all continue to behave like mumus just because we have nothing to fight them with.

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