₦airaland Forum

EniObanKeAde:
Nope brother..... Life crisis

You are missing your vocation, go and join a clown club.

My pal Google has answered me.

Are ManU serious in winning this game at home the way Wolves are dancing reggae at their inside 18?

EniObanKeAde:
Battles of LIFE bro..... </>

Is he injured?

Just asking, what happened to my guy Pogba?

ejimatic:
My question is if somebody entered bathroom at 1150 pm on 31st December and came out at 1205 am on 1st January how many years did he spend on bathing in the bathroom?

According to Gregorian calendar, one year.

timesup234:
How is this now news? Countless baby were born same way in Nigeria and we have the best record keepers and data collections in the world. Dirty and smelling America

There goes your future visa to America.

CIA have you on their sight now.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Bros op looks like a real niggar

The constant burning of data ehnnnn

Mtn and airtel just dey suck me dry

Even when you are supposed to relax a little before you start work again...you won't....Porn video will just enter your mind...data will be burning

Please, please and please, don't beautify your own hustle as "working from home".

updatechange:
God's not dead


I think he has been preparing us for something like invasion of the extraterrestrial life... Which is hypothetical life that may occur outside Earth and which did not originate on Earth. Such life might range from simple prokaryotes to the intelligent beings and even sapient beings, possibly bringing forth civilizations that might be far more advanced than humanity.

So incase them do Weyrey, I trust say Naija no go Carry last

There is no extraterrestrial lives in the universe outside the earth. Believing so came from the wild imaginations of science fiction writers.

And man will continue to exist in this earth or in a new one till eternity, so says our God who is not "dead".

Thinktwicemybro:
When I saw the headline, omoluabis and ogun State was the first thing that came to my mind. These people are cursed. Very dirty and smelling people. Na ritual go kill una. Bastards. Tueh! They use bottle of oil to vote buhari.

Na only bottle of oil you see, what about the bag of rice in the woman's hand? You no see dat? You be hypocrite.

Burgerlomo:
Amen and me too, we will get plenty money and not just see am.

Where the big money dey wey all of you say you wan get this year?

Mek una be careful mek una no go do yahoo+. U try dat one, u go kpeme finally.

Yoighaman:
Where is their unofficial spokesman? That Sheikh with white beards.

They kidnapped his brother in reward of his loyalty to them.

So he has stopped being their patron.

Challah committed the error for the first goal to LVPL.

Liverpool strikes first.

Games getting interesting.

MaxInDHouse:
When Jesus commissioned the movement he never called some lazy 'sit at home' people "friends" It was a call to service {Matthew 10:6; 28:19-20} they were given a duty that they must engage fully {Luke 9:62} each of his friends must prove their love for him by going to meet their neighbours (uninvited) for the purpose of preaching zealously and industriously teaching what they've learned from Jesus. Matthew 10:11-13

So what later happened that led to all these "sit at home" religionists who only visit a gathering during weekends to start claiming Christians?

Well Jesus didn't leave us in the dark. He told a parable to illustrate how the movement will be attacked subtly when Satan (God's enemy) will initiate his own agents and plant them right in the movement Jesus commissioned {Matthew 13:25; 39} this will be in addition to Satan's normal attack which is frontal! Matthew 10:22-26

After Jesus' death, resurrection and ascension to heaven Satan immediately began the frontal attack {Act 4:18; 5:28; 7:1,2, 54-60; 12:1-3} despite all these Satan noticed that Jesus' friends weren't surrendering to intimidation and persecution so he went for plan B sowing his own agents right in their midst {1John 2:18} these ones made themselves available for those trying to track down the frontiers of the movement! 2Corinthians 11:26; Galatians 2:4 compare to Matthew 24:10

Gradually the first set of diehard friends of Jesus died off just as Jesus prophesied and Satan now had all the opportunity to hijack Jesus' group when Jesus' first century Jewish disciples are all dead (sleeping in death) {Matthew 13:25} easily those who loved the movement but never knew Jesus or his apostles gave in to intimidation, that's how Satan used the world power of the time (Rome) to fully established his own agents, they are known till today as the Roman Catholic Church! This religion turned everything Jesus laid upside down: members participate in politics and military services opening up a way for professed Christians to carry weapons against one another, something that was a taboo during the time of the first century Jewish disciples who heard Jesus said:

"Little children, I am with you a little longer. You will look for me; and just as I said to the Jews, ‘Where I go you cannot come,’ I now say it also to you. I am giving you a new commandment, that you love one another; just as I have loved you, you also love one another. By this all will know that you are my disciples—if you have love among yourselves.” John 13:33-35

Of course Jesus' friends mustn't even think of raising weapons against their enemies talkless their own fellow believers {Matthew 5:43-48} but with Satan's agents claiming Christians having the backing of the most powerful nation in the dark ages (Rome) professed Christians do not only carry weapons to attack and intimidate other people they also often kill one another due to politics and racism!

The Roman Catholic began bearing children (different sects also claiming Christians protested against the Catholic Church) after so much struggling and killings they all agreed to call themselves denominations in Christ.
But none of them can bear the FRUIT expected of Jesus' group {Matthew 7:16-18} WHY? Because they were all following Satan's system which is looking for ways to gain the friendship of the world! James 4:4

If you want to know how Jesus restructured his group today i'll oblige, it all started in the year 1914 when Jesus returned to the earth as a mighty spirit King to reorganize his group.
As a mighty spirit King Jesus called out saying "get out of her my people" {Revelations 18:4} and gradually people throughout the world are coming out of Satan's system to join Jesus' group.
Well most people began treating them just as they were treating Jesus' friends in the first century {John 15:19} but everyone throughout the world knows that JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES have LOVE among themselves! John 13:34-35

God bless you and may you have PEACE!

Oga, you have started again with your strange JW religious hypothesis and doctrines.

The true Christians know the truth that JW preachments are figments of your founder's imagination.

The real Church of God is moving strong, faithfully and forcefully on the doctrine of the Holy Trinity: God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit. And no power of darkness on earth can stop it.

"Ye shall know the Truth and the Truth shall make you free." Jn 8:32.

"There are three the bare record in heaven, the Father, the Word and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one." 1Jn 5:7.

Arsenal nsana lowo lowo.

I go port from Chelsea to Arsenal soon oo

GurlFriend:
They will say they want their wives to always keep shape and when you are dating them, they will manage to maintain their 2 and 4 packs. After one year of marriage, they will upgrade to 10 gallon geepee tank. Yet it is still them that will come on Nairaland to say women are hoes

I saw Davido's in one of Christmas@papa'shome videos, his own geepee tank is gradually growing to 20 gallons grade.

The guy need to quickly minimise his wine guzzling habit.

asobo1:
FMCG not FCMB

What is FMCG?

vinceyinnovation:
Give him microphone � and speaker � and a bible to preach against it for 7 days

Maybe he will have to invite you to the village to help him to do this.

Fake strike.
Dead on Arrival.
Nigerians have lost respect and trust in the current NLC rogues.
NLC Chair and his cronies looking for New Year Present from Buhari.

Funkybabee:
I love responsibile guy that takes care of their parents

Not for unfortunate ones, that looks after himself and his wife or child only


God will reward you

U get oil for head, and you are good wife material.

I will marry you to my brother who is looking for a wife.

U gerrit

daddytime:
Owned by Thor Explorations...

The real Slave Master is seated in the middle, grinning from ear to ear while surrounded by his....

The Chinese are having a fields day in their own corners of the huge factory/farm called Nigeria in particular, and Africa in general.

We aren't free yet by any stretch.

They have a modern practical experience of mining the metal, the requisite technology and the expertise in getting the maximum benefits from the mine. So their coming is a big plus for the state and the country economic wise.

And this is an acceptable practice all over the world: Toyota is big in America, Suzuki is big in India, China is the factories of major fashion and digital phone outlets. No bad feelings, as long as the home countries also enjoy the gains.

As for Nigeria, until we get our politics, economic strategies and infrastructural facilities right, we will still be tied to the aprons of international companies seeking for the big profits. But as long as our citizens and economy is benefitting somehow, we should be thankful. Because if they did not come to tap these resources, we will be poorer for it.

jamesversion:
This joke has been taken too far. Lagos does not have any oil. Not even palm oil.

We have Dangote Oil, you will be buying from us.

Newboss:
The latest release on PornHub premium

Jesus is coming soon, get prepared by repenting of your sins.

Akwamkpuruamu:
I go soon appear for front page here, when next I go to UBA. Since I made transfer to an account from my POS, its been three months, they are yet to return back my 90k

Mine is N1500 from the same UBA for about 3 months. But money na money.

gentiles:
Phc is bleeding, while North and south west are enjoying their oyel money. We 'SS' crew una Good Morning o!

SW gets its own oil for Ondo and Lagos, so we are not enjoying your oil money.

helinues:


Good old memory

Jollof rice with Chicken or beef make Dem con add stew for aside.
Oh boy

I think there was more love/trust amongst Nigerians back then compared to now . Love, sharing and giving

If you try such this era, almost half of the foods would end up in dust bins

So true, but how sad. Nobody is trustworthy anymore.

We all fear our neighbours, even our friends are sometimes suspects to us.

The whole world is no more friendly anymore.

Kriss216:
Interesting

Let me lay here and wait for Rev Righteousness to swap moniker and give his Heavenly message.

It happened just as you predicted. You must be a prophet.

Now we know his church and its location. He is gradually coming out of his closet.

Curious345:
Issues of life .

There is no need to beg . The car is already insured comprehensivly.

They'll just retrieve it and give him a new one .

The begging will help though , because he will send the video as part of evidence to make his claim for a new car from his insurance company

How are you sure there is comprehensive insurance on the vehicle? Most Nigerian car owners limit themselves only to 3rd party insurance.

SonofGod231:
It doesn't make sense to me,you lost barely 3months and it's shows you it's in a phone shop in Ghana...Aunty,Your phone dey US na Naija guy dey run am...Why would the phone be turned on while it's at a phone sales shop?! Someone is already making use of it and they only changed the address and location,Abi you no know say I fit dey nextdoor but you go dey see China address for my location?see maga.

Na you and dem dey run am.

So we believe u.

JaskanFactor:
Have you ever heard of Noah's Ark

Have you ever seen The Eye of Africa on google map, its near the Atlas Mountains in Mauritania , Eye of Africa is also secretly known as Atlantis , or the remains of Atlantis . Eye of Africa is on goggle map.

Did you know that Olumo Rock is a very ancient statue of woman laying down, built at a time when technology on earth was far superior to what we have now. People think Olumo rock is natural mountain cause its so huge. But it man made .

Did you know most of the aircraft used today, like 747 are copies from ancient times.

Have you ever heard of BlackKnight space satellite , discovered in space a century ago by Nichola Tesla , it s been in space for thousands of years, left behind by ancient civilisations.


By the way did you know that cats and snakes are cousins, about the only two animals i know that hisssssss and have some levitation , not to mention they have similar eyes. Thats why cats are far more flexible than say dogs. Cats are serpents with legs.

Have you ever tried taking deep breaths whilst laying on the ground looking perpendicular at the sky.


No, UBA does not need rebranding that's for sleeping people , but some great people need to wakeup
Cause that other game has no context, it has no reality. I left it behind with my suit, tie and the city, cause the birds and the bees are making far more sense.


I thought they was joking when they said there is nothing new under the sun, did not know they really meant it, as far back as 1 million years.
Please dont rebrand UBA , just a take a deep breath in its stead.

eyi ti a wa lo si Sokoto, ase apo sokoto lowa.

Keep it up, you are on right track.

Very soon Stephen Hawking will be envying you from the grave.

Agbegbaorogboye:
What? The world is owing?

Owing who?!!

Owing international banks, like World Bank, European Bank, African Development Bank, JPMorgan, Bank of America, etcetera. Including countries owing othet rich nations like China, Russia, Japan, America.