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Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Accuses Netanyahu Of Disloyalty For Congratulating Biden After 2020 Win' by membranus: 6:57am On Dec 14, 2021
obiekunie01:
Trump is so right on this one.

With all he did for isreal, i never expected natanyahu to be among the first to congratulate bidden.

Trump is the first and only US president to broker real peace with isreal's neighbors - iraq, saudi, egypt, turkey, etc.

. . .And the idiot natanyu was the first to betray him.

Anyways karmi is still a bitch and it paid natanyahu back in good measures.

Bleep the idiot!


Trump is still the man any day any time trice on mondays, thurdays and sundays. If you know you know.
Netanyahu was on top of Israel's politics for almost two decades while lugubrious Trump spent only a calamitous and hate filled four years term at White House.

So your karma has nothing to with it, the Israelis just needed a change and they made it happen.
CrimeRe: 3 Headless Bodies with missing private parts Found Under Ondo Bridge by membranus: 6:39am On Dec 14, 2021
Bubu4Sea:
Many of these people are actually from the North
No way, people from the North do not normally abuse other tribes on threads, that's an exclusive characteristics of Igbo Nwa boys.
CrimeRe: 3 Headless Bodies with missing private parts Found Under Ondo Bridge by membranus: 6:36am On Dec 14, 2021
muderkid:
This brigde between Irele and Okitipupa sad
So Ikale people have joined the evil money ritual activities.

Shame, shame and shame!!!

It must be the works of ritualist yahoo boys. May God strike all of them dead.
PoliticsRe: Find Bello Turji Dead Or Alive - MURIC Identifies Man Behind Sokoto Killings by membranus: 5:42pm On Dec 13, 2021
For once, this religious crazed man is speaking sense, begging that they should kill blood hungry brother.
PoliticsRe: Daura Emirate To Turban Buhari’s Son, Yusuf by membranus: 5:31pm On Dec 13, 2021
benuejosh:
Whoever sponsored this post and write up is not making any sense at all. You try to bring a man who is already at the top down with propagandas and rumors. If the local authorities/communities have found someone who is right and doing what is nice and have decided to honor him, while bring in things that don't concern him. My flight is booked already. Daura is safe, 16th i will be in Daura. Insha Allahu.
Remember to write your will when going for the sake of your young wife and kids, so that they will not suffer if bandits decided to choose you as their worthy client to or from Buhari's Village.
FamilyRe: My Dad Still Treats Me Like A Kid Despite My Age by membranus: 11:24am On Dec 13, 2021
Limassol:
I feel your pain bro, infact, i went through somewhat similar to what you just described. At times it drives me crazy,and makes me to think of doing something outrageous,like uping and leave but boy,the odds are stacked against me. However my suggestion is these: make sure you write jamb and apply to an out-of-state institution, that would likely lessen the friction as you would see and interact with him less. Another option is to enlist in the millitary/paramilitary( I suggest this because goverment jobs comes with stability), if that proved elusive, your likely last resort may be to delve into the job market even with your low qualification. The old man may meant well for you, yet he is a dream killer, and take it frome me, the sooner you leave that dungeon the better. I'M ROOTING FOR YOUR MAN!
A good advice. Do this and you will be free.
FamilyRe: My Dad Still Treats Me Like A Kid Despite My Age by membranus: 11:22am On Dec 13, 2021
Struggle to get admission to a higher institution far from home and you will be free.
Foreign AffairsRe: Cyril Ramaphosa Tests Positive For COVID-19, Self-Isolating & Mildly Ill by membranus: 7:44am On Dec 13, 2021
OTlandlord:
This whole Covid 19 brouhaha is turning out not to be natural...its the devil trying to enforce the new world order.The Antichrist will use Covid 19 vaccine as its mark 666. The plan to control the life of humans started with the Covid vaccine. Its a circle that won't end till the whole world is under control. This is my personal opinion though.
Do you want to overthrow Righteousness 2 in his end-time crusadic venture, and take over his No 1 prophetic position on NL?

Oga, e no go possible.
PoliticsRe: Serving Governor Withdrew ₦60 Billion Cash In Six Years ― EFCC by membranus: 7:30am On Dec 13, 2021
The ones they have been prosecuting for the past 20 years, the rogue governors are freely operating across the country. Even though government is spending billions of Nigeria paying lawyers fees to prosecute them.

Nigeria is surely a dying country.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap Acho Ndukwe & Paul Ogbu (2 Imo Monarchs) Burn Palaces by membranus: 11:43pm On Dec 12, 2021
Investigative:
Zombie don’t realize that governor can use dss for their criminal thugs and assassins
Just as malami used dss to raid justice odili home
Well
Did the Ezes that were kidnapped and released declared that their abductors were government agents and not some Igbo criminals? It is when they say this that you have right to this blatant denial.
PoliticsRe: Life Has Lost Its Value Under Buhari’s Nigeria - Daily Trust Editorial by membranus: 9:28pm On Dec 12, 2021
dokxavi:
Buhari can not be excused from his failures. The buck stops on his tables, he gets the lion share of Nigeria's wealth and he does nothing?
Laughable.

You that support Buhari should join the armed forces and work to make him successful. Or you don't want him to succeed? You love his failure? You love the deaths of Nigerians?

Again, what is the job of a Nigerian president?
Is it only to enjoy a 1 billion naira food budget, a possibly similar health budget to himself, build a university for himself and his family, enrich himself and his cronies while his largest consistent voting bloc in the Northwest die? That's the thrust of the Daily Trust editorial but you want to be Alhaja Lai Mohammed with a PhD in Lying Taqiya.
But I thought Daily Trust is the voice of conservative northerners who are mostly buharists.
PoliticsRe: Life Has Lost Its Value Under Buhari’s Nigeria - Daily Trust Editorial by membranus: 9:20pm On Dec 12, 2021
skywalker240:
The North can go to hell for all we care
When they are through with the North, they will match South. Are you prepared?
PoliticsRe: US Tornadoes: Buhari Condoles With American Govt Over Deaths, Destructions by membranus: 5:27pm On Dec 12, 2021
Samslim:
Buahri na weyre ����
He is coming after you, hide.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2021
helinues:
On which top? They are in 3 Rd position
On top of today's game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:51pm On Dec 11, 2021
Chelsea back on top.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:50pm On Dec 11, 2021
Thank Good, a penalty chance for Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:44pm On Dec 11, 2021
2:2. So bad, and at home from a lesser side.

Hope this is not the beginning of a slide down the league table for Chelsea?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:40pm On Dec 11, 2021
What's happening to Chelsea? The attacking finesse is now missing. Is there any hope of them winning the league?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 4:30pm On Dec 11, 2021
0:1.

Leeds leads.

Mendy not good for penalty, Arriz would have grabbed that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 4:27pm On Dec 11, 2021
Penalty for Leeds.

Marcus foul.
CrimeRe: ISWAP And Boko Haram: Can They Be Fully Defeated? by membranus: 7:52am On Dec 11, 2021
Kdon2:
My brother that is not possible. Nigeria is not Afghanistan. We have the die hard igbos too, niger Delta that you don't want to mess with and the Yoruba that seems docile. E go shock them!
Where did you get that ridiculous idea that the Yorubas are docile?

Have you forgotten the roles of Alabi Ishama, Major General Adekunle, Gen. Obasanjo, Awolowo in the Nigerian Civil War? Without them we will still be fighting the war.

Or the fulani caliphate incursion into Yoruba territory in the 19th century and how they were defeated by the Ibadan and Oyo Armies.

Or the Yoruba NADECO role in defeating army rule in Nigeria.

The Yorubas are tough as steel, we are only accommodating in nature because we are highly civilised.
EducationRe: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by membranus: 1:48pm On Dec 10, 2021
lalasticlala:
45th OAU Convocation for the Conferment of Bachelor's Degree (Live Video)

Watch Live Stream Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-5lEKUQ51o



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/oau-holds-45th-convocation-60-years-celebration/
Greaaaaaaaat Ife!!!!! My dearly beloved alma mater.

My kiddest sister among the graduands. Sent pics to me.

Big congratulations to all the graduands, May their academic achievements bring them multiple blessings as they step out into the employment world in Jesus Name, Amen.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by membranus: 9:09am On Dec 10, 2021
Richashell:
We go outside. Mine is 4 years no sex. I have tried everything to make it work but she says no.
That's very terrible. How then are you managing the marriage without hating the woman? You must be a superman.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by membranus: 9:02am On Dec 10, 2021
okoroemeka:
in a case like this that the man choose not to have a side chick due to one or two factors then the only option is masturbation,I cannot encourage going to ashawo for sex ,but on the other hand the only constraint on having a side chick is finance,there are different grades and categories of beautiful, reasonable and neat women that needs just a man like you,there are many that are available and will not create a hole in your pocket,you just have to look in places not looked before,a treasure is found in unexpected areas,my side chick is from a very poor family,a beautiful girl no doubt and appreciate every 10 Kobo given to her.Rule no 1 of having a side chick is never be jealous,let her have her freedom of choice and association,don't ever try to limit her to be your possession only,if there are other men then your financial commitment will be pocket friendly, so long she services you every well
Concubinage (side chicking) should also be allowed in marriage. It lessens sexual tension.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by membranus: 8:55am On Dec 10, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
How my wife go starve me with sex, that cant possible.
Maybe you never marry that's why you are asking this question.

Women are natural killer of sexual libido in men. That's why our fathers marry many of them at home to prevent this.

Polygamy was not once forbidden in the Bible, it should therefore be legalised for those who are interested in it. Just as LGBTQ is being legalised everywhere in the world now.
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Is Suffering From Bipolar Disorder, Schizophrenia – FFK by membranus: 6:03am On Dec 10, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
Come Fani Kayode, either it's a lie or not, allow a mother see her children before you die a miserable death!

Some things are sacred never to be toyed with!

For a man, you talk too much!
Please when can I download these your pictures/memes of what men have become?

Love to have them, so apt.
CrimeRe: Drunk Policemen Fall Asleep In Edo While Transporting A Young Man To Station by membranus: 4:15pm On Dec 09, 2021
toffyz:
Lol


See hin belle like person wey swallow mortar grin

Officer Gbodomi
Officer Gbodomi keh!!!

Ki lo gbe, ki lo ju.
PoliticsRe: North Should Be On Its Knees Begging For An Igbo President In 2023 ― Ohanaeze by membranus: 12:36pm On Dec 09, 2021
aribisala0:
I believe your people have a proverb about not knowing where the rain started beating you

One problem you folk have is you hate truth. You lie to yourself without cognitive dissonance . What am I talking about?

In 1960 The Igbo political elite took a decision when we ran a parliamentary system to form a coalition with these same people that you are now abusing. Awolowo was sent to prison and shortly after the same coalition encouraged the breakaway of MIdWestern Nigeria from the Western region. At the same time pretending there were no minority groups in the North or in Eastern Nigeria and the latter two zones were kept intact.
This is politics and the Igbos are entitled to play politics in their best interests but the point is from day 1 The Igbos drew a line in the sand and indicated a political preference for the Hausa and the Fulani over the Yoruba. THAT IS A FACT
It is not a moral issue it is political
How can you then say with a straight face that Yoruba gave them mouth to talk?

YOU are the ones that have ALWAYS done so. The one opportunity there was to build trust in the south this is what your people way saying:
https://www.nairaland.com/745731/yoruba-marginalization-elders-met-jonathan
Again ithe same scenario repeated itself in 1965 and the Igbo politicians in collaboration with the Northern NPC triggered a crisis in the Western region that led to the January 1966 coup.

The rest is Geography

After the war the first election was in 1979. We changed to presidential system. Shagari became president and Ekwueme Vice via their party NPN
Azikiwe did a deal with Shagari and his party the NPP got the Speaker House of Reps post .
The Yoruba were side-lined again there was no accusation, no sense of betrayal or accusations like that. Yoruba took it as POLITICS.
The same scenario played out in 1983 by which time Shagari had pardoned Ojukwu and he returned to join the NPN



Again in 1993 The Igbos did not vote Abiola
and
In 1999 the Igbos chose the Northern imposed Obasanjo over the preferred Yoruba choice in Falae

Two things

1. Are these facts in dispute
2. What would the Igbos be saying today if roles were reversed


Try and learn to be honest and deal with reality.

Throughout our political history have the Igbos treated the Yoruba in a way to justify any sense of entitlement?
Thanks for saying it as it is.

But the Igbos will never accept this truth, because they love the lies they continously dish themselves as a marginalised tribe.

They love themselves, they love to dominate other tribes, they love to boast about their prowess to achieve anything, forgetting that other tribes have the same abilities and making better use of these than them.

Power is for the taker, if they want it so much, they should humble themselves and strategise how to get it the same way other tribes have been getting it. If not they should stick to their "On Biafra We Stand" and allow others to rest.
RomanceRe: For Singles: What's Your Biggest Fear About Getting Married? by membranus: 9:45am On Dec 09, 2021
MufasaLion:
Single man has got no problem.

A single man is a happy man. cool

I ain't gonna marry.
Na lie.

You will soon be sending marriage IV cards to all of us here, with premarital photoshots, cuddling your fulani yarinya.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by membranus: 8:42pm On Dec 08, 2021
Felabrity:
Chelsea will win FA Cup
Chelsea will win EPL
Chelsea will win UCL

But na Bayern una want meet Round of 16 grin
So what?

They will chop cain as usual.
EducationRe: I Have Been Posted To A Remote Village To Teach ..help by membranus: 10:32am On Dec 08, 2021
This is a chance for you to get rich in a short time through farming. Saki area has good flat farming lands suitable for cereal and grain crops.

Endure the hardship for some time, cultivate large stretch of land filled with cereals and grains, before long you will not want to leave the place because of your extraordinary income.
TravelRe: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by membranus: 11:38am On Dec 07, 2021
00tip:
Not yet sir, I await the Ban
Good luck Bro.

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