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Christianity Etc › Re: Throwback Video Of Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Who Died In Enugu by membranus: 4:45pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
noCAP: I never believed in juju till I met this man. This world is really a spiritual place Hen en, so you dey patronise juju shrines? Too bad. |
Culture › Re: 90-year-old Emir Of Daura, Faruk Umar Marries 20-year-old Bride (Pictures) by membranus: 9:42am On Dec 15, 2021 |
Aufbauh: Most people will try to castigate the man whereas the young girl willfully accepted the marriage proposal. The marriage is consensual and both are of adult age.
If I turn 90, and a 20 year old girl agrees to marry me I'll gladly go for it. I hate hypocrisy! How many wives do you have now? Just curious. |
Properties › Re: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by membranus: 9:14am On Dec 15, 2021 |
Stop taking Mpurunmiri, we warned you, but you no hear.
See your life now, see the nonsense you are typing here, you have now become a public nuisance.
Sorry ooo. |
Nairaland General › Re: What Calms You Down Whenever You Are Angry? by membranus: 7:39am On Dec 15, 2021 |
Jesus keeps me in perpetual peace. |
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Politics › Re: Some Nairalanders At Ogun State SWAGA Launching (Pictures) by membranus: 7:24am On Dec 15, 2021 |
[quote author= post=108509689]God bless the good people of Nairaland.
God bless Nairaland.[/quote]Oh, you have been released from Nairaland jail.
Please jailbird, we've had relative peace when you were eating beans in Nairaland wasteland, now that you are back, maintain the peace. Praise your Chelsea, fine, but do not disturb us with your irrational and childish sycophantic rants about an imbecilic government raised up from hell to terrorise and vilify Nigerians for no just cause.
Just a word of advice. |
Travel › Re: Akara Is A Big Business In Brazil (Photos) by membranus: 4:24am On Dec 15, 2021 |
IjapaTiroko: ... There are two types of Àkàrà:
The first type of àkàrà is offered to an Òrìsà. This type is usually bland and not prepared with any sweetening ingredients. The second one (which is the popular one) is the snack, which you can buy by the roadside or shop like the one in the first picture, hence why it's called "Acaraje" or Àkàra jí je (Translation: The Àkàrà to eat). This type can be made with all sorts of spices and ingredients and is usually taken with ògì or gaàrí among Yòrùbás in West Africa..
PS: Àkàrà means: The thing you count to buy. This is because it's usually sold in units. @IjapaTiroko oko Yannibo. How is Yannibo, your wife, hope she is doing fine?  |
Celebrities › Re: Stop Using Filter To Sell Skincare Products - Uche Jombo To Influencers by membranus: 6:04pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Shola Adeoye: "A Man Who Can't Cook Is An Open Target For The Devil" by membranus: 5:57pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Richy4: If u read my chats with the people that I was speaking with, U might probably discover that I was not speaking based on the Bible... I was just focusing on the importance of cooking within the family..
You are married over a decade as u said and u can't fix a basic meal, How does that make you feel as a husband and an individual?
If u were at home and maybe blessed with kids and somehow your wife was not around, and the kids tells you that they were hungry which should be a usually thing in a family , what do you give to them? Bread? If not, do u wait for your wife to come back home irrespective of the time?
I am just being realistic here sir.. I am simply curious on how u handle such situations.. please share.. 
My wife is a teacher and she has never left the children for a single day. Moreover my Mother in Law has been staying with me for the past ten years, so peradventure my wife is not around or a bit down, she takes over. Also for over 8 years, I was a weekend husband due to job situation, and since my own mother did not teach me how to cook any serious meal, or for just lack of interest in cooking, I made to do mostly with good Mama Put joints or eateries (I love eating out). So it is a matter of choice, to me I can do without cooking, but for some who do not like eating outside, this would be difficult. But for modern day guys, my attitude might not be advisable. Because ladies nowadays have been infected with feminist ideology and gender equality theories and may never be like my wife. So for the sake of marital peace and the comfort of your kids, one may learn some culinary skills. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Shola Adeoye: "A Man Who Can't Cook Is An Open Target For The Devil" by membranus: 2:35pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Richy4:
 You will be forced to like it when u get married and are used to your wife's cooking... Eating out becomes boring...
All of a sudden, she was in the hospital to give birth...U look up and down, it might be only u that could fix what both of u will eat and the one to take to the hospital.. 
After delivery, within the space of two weeks or more, u don't expect her to go into the kitchen right?...
Except maybe u might surround yourself with house helps if not, it might not be easy for u.. we learn certain things not because we liked it but for emergencies..  I have been married for over a decade now and I can't cook, and I have never gone hungry for a single day. And more importantly my wife has never for once complain about this, just occasional teasing. So if you know how to cook as a man, fine, and if not, marry a woman that knows how to do so. There is nowhere in the Bible where they wrote that Abraham, Moses, David or Apostle Paul cooked at their homes, So stop believing everything that your pastor tells you, use your brain to reason out everything thrown at you in the church, and follow that which you have researched out is the truth. |
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Politics › Re: Governor Hope Uzodinma Commends Security Agencies For Arresting ‘Cannibals' by membranus: 8:10am On Dec 14, 2021 |
Governor Uzodinma has said it all that his people are cannibals. |
Politics › Re: Lawan: Ninth Assembly Most Successful In Lawmaking Since 1999 by membranus: 7:00am On Dec 14, 2021 |
So says the worst executive ass licking national assembly set in Nigeria history. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Accuses Netanyahu Of Disloyalty For Congratulating Biden After 2020 Win' by membranus: 6:57am On Dec 14, 2021 |
obiekunie01: Trump is so right on this one.
With all he did for isreal, i never expected natanyahu to be among the first to congratulate bidden.
Trump is the first and only US president to broker real peace with isreal's neighbors - iraq, saudi, egypt, turkey, etc.
. . .And the idiot natanyu was the first to betray him.
Anyways karmi is still a bitch and it paid natanyahu back in good measures.
Bleep the idiot!
Trump is still the man any day any time trice on mondays, thurdays and sundays. If you know you know. Netanyahu was on top of Israel's politics for almost two decades while lugubrious Trump spent only a calamitous and hate filled four years term at White House. So your karma has nothing to with it, the Israelis just needed a change and they made it happen. |
Crime › Re: 3 Headless Bodies with missing private parts Found Under Ondo Bridge by membranus: 6:39am On Dec 14, 2021 |
Bubu4Sea: Many of these people are actually from the North No way, people from the North do not normally abuse other tribes on threads, that's an exclusive characteristics of Igbo Nwa boys. |
Crime › Re: 3 Headless Bodies with missing private parts Found Under Ondo Bridge by membranus: 6:36am On Dec 14, 2021 |
muderkid: This brigde between Irele and Okitipupa  So Ikale people have joined the evil money ritual activities. Shame, shame and shame!!! It must be the works of ritualist yahoo boys. May God strike all of them dead. |
Politics › Re: Find Bello Turji Dead Or Alive - MURIC Identifies Man Behind Sokoto Killings by membranus: 5:42pm On Dec 13, 2021 |
For once, this religious crazed man is speaking sense, begging that they should kill blood hungry brother. |
Politics › Re: Daura Emirate To Turban Buhari’s Son, Yusuf by membranus: 5:31pm On Dec 13, 2021 |
benuejosh: Whoever sponsored this post and write up is not making any sense at all. You try to bring a man who is already at the top down with propagandas and rumors. If the local authorities/communities have found someone who is right and doing what is nice and have decided to honor him, while bring in things that don't concern him. My flight is booked already. Daura is safe, 16th i will be in Daura. Insha Allahu. Remember to write your will when going for the sake of your young wife and kids, so that they will not suffer if bandits decided to choose you as their worthy client to or from Buhari's Village. |
Family › Re: My Dad Still Treats Me Like A Kid Despite My Age by membranus: 11:24am On Dec 13, 2021 |
Limassol: I feel your pain bro, infact, i went through somewhat similar to what you just described. At times it drives me crazy,and makes me to think of doing something outrageous,like uping and leave but boy,the odds are stacked against me. However my suggestion is these: make sure you write jamb and apply to an out-of-state institution, that would likely lessen the friction as you would see and interact with him less. Another option is to enlist in the millitary/paramilitary( I suggest this because goverment jobs comes with stability), if that proved elusive, your likely last resort may be to delve into the job market even with your low qualification. The old man may meant well for you, yet he is a dream killer, and take it frome me, the sooner you leave that dungeon the better. I'M ROOTING FOR YOUR MAN! A good advice. Do this and you will be free. |
Family › Re: My Dad Still Treats Me Like A Kid Despite My Age by membranus: 11:22am On Dec 13, 2021 |
Struggle to get admission to a higher institution far from home and you will be free. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cyril Ramaphosa Tests Positive For COVID-19, Self-Isolating & Mildly Ill by membranus: 7:44am On Dec 13, 2021 |
OTlandlord: This whole Covid 19 brouhaha is turning out not to be natural...its the devil trying to enforce the new world order.The Antichrist will use Covid 19 vaccine as its mark 666. The plan to control the life of humans started with the Covid vaccine. Its a circle that won't end till the whole world is under control. This is my personal opinion though. Do you want to overthrow Righteousness 2 in his end-time crusadic venture, and take over his No 1 prophetic position on NL? Oga, e no go possible. |
Politics › Re: Serving Governor Withdrew ₦60 Billion Cash In Six Years ― EFCC by membranus: 7:30am On Dec 13, 2021 |
The ones they have been prosecuting for the past 20 years, the rogue governors are freely operating across the country. Even though government is spending billions of Nigeria paying lawyers fees to prosecute them.
Nigeria is surely a dying country. |
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Acho Ndukwe & Paul Ogbu (2 Imo Monarchs) Burn Palaces by membranus: 11:43pm On Dec 12, 2021 |
Investigative: Zombie don’t realize that governor can use dss for their criminal thugs and assassins Just as malami used dss to raid justice odili home Well Did the Ezes that were kidnapped and released declared that their abductors were government agents and not some Igbo criminals? It is when they say this that you have right to this blatant denial. |
Politics › Re: Life Has Lost Its Value Under Buhari’s Nigeria - Daily Trust Editorial by membranus: 9:28pm On Dec 12, 2021 |
dokxavi: Buhari can not be excused from his failures. The buck stops on his tables, he gets the lion share of Nigeria's wealth and he does nothing? Laughable.
You that support Buhari should join the armed forces and work to make him successful. Or you don't want him to succeed? You love his failure? You love the deaths of Nigerians?
Again, what is the job of a Nigerian president? Is it only to enjoy a 1 billion naira food budget, a possibly similar health budget to himself, build a university for himself and his family, enrich himself and his cronies while his largest consistent voting bloc in the Northwest die? That's the thrust of the Daily Trust editorial but you want to be Alhaja Lai Mohammed with a PhD in Lying Taqiya. But I thought Daily Trust is the voice of conservative northerners who are mostly buharists. |
Politics › Re: Life Has Lost Its Value Under Buhari’s Nigeria - Daily Trust Editorial by membranus: 9:20pm On Dec 12, 2021 |
skywalker240: The North can go to hell for all we care When they are through with the North, they will match South. Are you prepared? |
Politics › Re: US Tornadoes: Buhari Condoles With American Govt Over Deaths, Destructions by membranus: 5:27pm On Dec 12, 2021 |
Samslim: Buahri na weyre ���� He is coming after you, hide. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2021 |
helinues: On which top? They are in 3 Rd position On top of today's game. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:51pm On Dec 11, 2021 |
Chelsea back on top. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:50pm On Dec 11, 2021 |
Thank Good, a penalty chance for Chelsea. |