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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:44pm On Dec 11, 2021
2:2. So bad, and at home from a lesser side.

Hope this is not the beginning of a slide down the league table for Chelsea?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 5:40pm On Dec 11, 2021
What's happening to Chelsea? The attacking finesse is now missing. Is there any hope of them winning the league?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 4:30pm On Dec 11, 2021
0:1.

Leeds leads.

Mendy not good for penalty, Arriz would have grabbed that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by membranus: 4:27pm On Dec 11, 2021
Penalty for Leeds.

Marcus foul.
Crime › Re: ISWAP And Boko Haram: Can They Be Fully Defeated? by membranus: 7:52am On Dec 11, 2021
Kdon2:
My brother that is not possible. Nigeria is not Afghanistan. We have the die hard igbos too, niger Delta that you don't want to mess with and the Yoruba that seems docile. E go shock them!
Where did you get that ridiculous idea that the Yorubas are docile?

Have you forgotten the roles of Alabi Ishama, Major General Adekunle, Gen. Obasanjo, Awolowo in the Nigerian Civil War? Without them we will still be fighting the war.

Or the fulani caliphate incursion into Yoruba territory in the 19th century and how they were defeated by the Ibadan and Oyo Armies.

Or the Yoruba NADECO role in defeating army rule in Nigeria.

The Yorubas are tough as steel, we are only accommodating in nature because we are highly civilised.
Education › Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by membranus: 1:48pm On Dec 10, 2021
lalasticlala:
45th OAU Convocation for the Conferment of Bachelor's Degree (Live Video)

Watch Live Stream Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-5lEKUQ51o



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/oau-holds-45th-convocation-60-years-celebration/
Greaaaaaaaat Ife!!!!! My dearly beloved alma mater.

My kiddest sister among the graduands. Sent pics to me.

Big congratulations to all the graduands, May their academic achievements bring them multiple blessings as they step out into the employment world in Jesus Name, Amen.
Family › Re: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by membranus: 9:09am On Dec 10, 2021
Richashell:
We go outside. Mine is 4 years no sex. I have tried everything to make it work but she says no.
That's very terrible. How then are you managing the marriage without hating the woman? You must be a superman.
Family › Re: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by membranus: 9:02am On Dec 10, 2021
okoroemeka:
in a case like this that the man choose not to have a side chick due to one or two factors then the only option is masturbation,I cannot encourage going to ashawo for sex ,but on the other hand the only constraint on having a side chick is finance,there are different grades and categories of beautiful, reasonable and neat women that needs just a man like you,there are many that are available and will not create a hole in your pocket,you just have to look in places not looked before,a treasure is found in unexpected areas,my side chick is from a very poor family,a beautiful girl no doubt and appreciate every 10 Kobo given to her.Rule no 1 of having a side chick is never be jealous,let her have her freedom of choice and association,don't ever try to limit her to be your possession only,if there are other men then your financial commitment will be pocket friendly, so long she services you every well
Concubinage (side chicking) should also be allowed in marriage. It lessens sexual tension.
Family › Re: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by membranus: 8:55am On Dec 10, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
How my wife go starve me with sex, that cant possible.
Maybe you never marry that's why you are asking this question.

Women are natural killer of sexual libido in men. That's why our fathers marry many of them at home to prevent this.

Polygamy was not once forbidden in the Bible, it should therefore be legalised for those who are interested in it. Just as LGBTQ is being legalised everywhere in the world now.
Politics › Re: Precious Chikwendu Is Suffering From Bipolar Disorder, Schizophrenia – FFK by membranus: 6:03am On Dec 10, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
Come Fani Kayode, either it's a lie or not, allow a mother see her children before you die a miserable death!

Some things are sacred never to be toyed with!

For a man, you talk too much!
Please when can I download these your pictures/memes of what men have become?

Love to have them, so apt.
Crime › Re: Drunk Policemen Fall Asleep In Edo While Transporting A Young Man To Station by membranus: 4:15pm On Dec 09, 2021
toffyz:
Lol


See hin belle like person wey swallow mortar grin

Officer Gbodomi
Officer Gbodomi keh!!!

Ki lo gbe, ki lo ju.
Politics › Re: North Should Be On Its Knees Begging For An Igbo President In 2023 ― Ohanaeze by membranus: 12:36pm On Dec 09, 2021
aribisala0:
I believe your people have a proverb about not knowing where the rain started beating you

One problem you folk have is you hate truth. You lie to yourself without cognitive dissonance . What am I talking about?

In 1960 The Igbo political elite took a decision when we ran a parliamentary system to form a coalition with these same people that you are now abusing. Awolowo was sent to prison and shortly after the same coalition encouraged the breakaway of MIdWestern Nigeria from the Western region. At the same time pretending there were no minority groups in the North or in Eastern Nigeria and the latter two zones were kept intact.
This is politics and the Igbos are entitled to play politics in their best interests but the point is from day 1 The Igbos drew a line in the sand and indicated a political preference for the Hausa and the Fulani over the Yoruba. THAT IS A FACT
It is not a moral issue it is political
How can you then say with a straight face that Yoruba gave them mouth to talk?

YOU are the ones that have ALWAYS done so. The one opportunity there was to build trust in the south this is what your people way saying:
https://www.nairaland.com/745731/yoruba-marginalization-elders-met-jonathan
Again ithe same scenario repeated itself in 1965 and the Igbo politicians in collaboration with the Northern NPC triggered a crisis in the Western region that led to the January 1966 coup.

The rest is Geography

After the war the first election was in 1979. We changed to presidential system. Shagari became president and Ekwueme Vice via their party NPN
Azikiwe did a deal with Shagari and his party the NPP got the Speaker House of Reps post .
The Yoruba were side-lined again there was no accusation, no sense of betrayal or accusations like that. Yoruba took it as POLITICS.
The same scenario played out in 1983 by which time Shagari had pardoned Ojukwu and he returned to join the NPN



Again in 1993 The Igbos did not vote Abiola
and
In 1999 the Igbos chose the Northern imposed Obasanjo over the preferred Yoruba choice in Falae

Two things

1. Are these facts in dispute
2. What would the Igbos be saying today if roles were reversed


Try and learn to be honest and deal with reality.

Throughout our political history have the Igbos treated the Yoruba in a way to justify any sense of entitlement?
Thanks for saying it as it is.

But the Igbos will never accept this truth, because they love the lies they continously dish themselves as a marginalised tribe.

They love themselves, they love to dominate other tribes, they love to boast about their prowess to achieve anything, forgetting that other tribes have the same abilities and making better use of these than them.

Power is for the taker, if they want it so much, they should humble themselves and strategise how to get it the same way other tribes have been getting it. If not they should stick to their "On Biafra We Stand" and allow others to rest.
Romance › Re: For Singles: What's Your Biggest Fear About Getting Married? by membranus: 9:45am On Dec 09, 2021
MufasaLion:
Single man has got no problem.

A single man is a happy man. cool

I ain't gonna marry.
Na lie.

You will soon be sending marriage IV cards to all of us here, with premarital photoshots, cuddling your fulani yarinya.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by membranus: 8:42pm On Dec 08, 2021
Felabrity:
Chelsea will win FA Cup
Chelsea will win EPL
Chelsea will win UCL

But na Bayern una want meet Round of 16 grin
So what?

They will chop cain as usual.
Education › Re: I Have Been Posted To A Remote Village To Teach ..help by membranus: 10:32am On Dec 08, 2021
This is a chance for you to get rich in a short time through farming. Saki area has good flat farming lands suitable for cereal and grain crops.

Endure the hardship for some time, cultivate large stretch of land filled with cereals and grains, before long you will not want to leave the place because of your extraordinary income.
Travel › Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by membranus: 11:38am On Dec 07, 2021
00tip:
Not yet sir, I await the Ban
Good luck Bro.
Travel › Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by membranus: 10:00am On Dec 07, 2021
00tip:
I saw IaIasticlala defecating on the road at Ojota in broad daylight
Have you received your ban yet from lalasticlala for typing this?

I am curious.
Politics › Re: Cameroonian Refugees In Nigeria Now Over 70,000 - UNHCR by membranus: 9:02am On Dec 07, 2021
OKPANAMboy:
While Yorubas are in Benin.
Yorubas are a prime owner and occupiers of Benin Republic.

Dem no teach you that in your history class in skul?
Family › Re: Why Are Some Married Women So Selfish And Wicked? by membranus: 10:04am On Dec 06, 2021
Timekeeper:
I think there is a evil that reside in a lady once she gets married... As in, some married women are so selfish and wicked... S

Let me give these instances;

1. Their own brothers and sisters come to her husband home and there is no issue.. He/she (wife siblings) has unrestricted access to everything in the house since it's her sister's husband house.. But when the husband siblings come, they have restricted access to some things in the house.. Any attempt to go futher, the wife start bringing up attitude towards them..

2. The wife mother comes and she is free to stay as long as she wants but if the husband mother comes, the selfish wife is already asking the husband when will mama leave for her place....

3. The husband sends money to her family, no problem, the husband sends to his family, then there is need for him to be accountable for the money sent to his own parents oooo..

4. Husband sponsors wife siblings to school and all is fine.. Husband sponsors his own siblings and the wife develops hatred automatically towards the sibling bcox she thinks they are draining her husband resources..


Some married women are wicked soul in disguise. Bad enough, you wunt see these attitudes in them until they are married.

I still wonder and ask; why are some married woman so selfish and demonic in nature?
Coming from a man with more than a decade of marital experience, this is so true sir. You have seen them finish.
Travel › Re: Is It Necessary To Use Agent For Visa Processing/procurement? by membranus: 8:31am On Dec 06, 2021
solasoulmusic:
I have a partner agency that does that paid interview like emergency date selection
Thanks Sister.
Travel › Re: Is It Necessary To Use Agent For Visa Processing/procurement? by membranus: 5:58pm On Dec 05, 2021
maak400:
I don't have his phone number again but if you know his surname I can confirm to you if it's the same person.
OK, I will try to get the surname.

Thanks.
Travel › Re: Is It Necessary To Use Agent For Visa Processing/procurement? by membranus: 5:53pm On Dec 05, 2021
solasoulmusic:
As someone who’s entire education was paid for by working in a travel agency it’s up to you. Like someone said experience is what travel agents have especially those who have left the shores of Nigeria it’s less about the money but more of the service the state I went to I was invited by a former client whose children successfully got their visas.

Everything now is click and go and most banks are offering what we agents do but when things go wrong who can you call at 2 am? Airlines are getting better but can they handle everyone calling at the same time ? That’s where we come in your travel agent the person who gets the best fare at an affordable price.

Visas are at the discretion of the embassy and we don’t use or help people get documents we arrange them the way we did when we went and was successful at the embassy. Including confidence boosting question and answer sessions just as it would be in an embassy your not just submitting lies o your being profiled as an individual how you carry yourself matters. If your looking to migrate do it the honest way even if they deny you at least you can try again but if you overstay there’s no redemption.

A few bad fruit doesn’t kill the tree but for the genuine there’s a legacy and sometimes later on in life because of that goodwill you are rewarded
Please can travel agents influence getting an earlier visa interview date for someone? Especially if one is going to US to attend someone's graduation ceremony.
Travel › Re: Is It Necessary To Use Agent For Visa Processing/procurement? by membranus: 5:45pm On Dec 05, 2021
maak400:
I once fell into the hands of 419 visa agents introduced to me by my older bro. Those bastards swindled me of my hard-earned money because my bro trusted them and told me they are legit. He encouraged me to use them even though I was sceptical. I have always processed my traveling myself without using agents because 99 percent of them are fraudulent. That's how they disappeared with my huge savings angry
Osho and Kola anywhere you are, you will experience sorrows and suffering all the days of your life. Amen.
Please do you know the phone number of the Kola you named up there? Because I am just about to process a travelling visa for me and my family with a man with just that name in Lagos, I just want to check if the number tally with the one with me.
Thanks.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bags Of Money Found In Pastor Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church Bathroom by membranus: 1:36pm On Dec 05, 2021
Vickyvice:
All pastors, I repeat, all pastors are scammers. One winners branch near my flat, the pastor anytime he preaches, he always talks about thanks giving, and always be generous with your items for God blesses you according to how you give to God. Infact, they collect offerings twice at least, cause I always hear it when he announces it. Damn... Too bad. What people don't know is that church members are the god of the pastors, since Pastor own riches come from members of church,not God
I am sure he will be stealing the GO and church blind of the weekly tithes and offerings intake.
Most pastors of mega churches do this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by membranus: 2:09pm On Dec 04, 2021
The transfer costs of Rudiger and Reece James should be hitting sky roof by now for their all time scintillating performance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by membranus: 2:03pm On Dec 04, 2021
vickydevoka:
Chelsea always depending on defenders to score
That's another plus for them, to send shock down the spines of their oppositions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by membranus: 2:00pm On Dec 04, 2021
Game is set for Chelsea, the goal rain has started.
Crime › Re: Court Of Appeal Frees Alfa Babatunde, Sotitobire Church Founder by membranus: 4:48pm On Dec 03, 2021
Newton2024:
The issue is that, prosecutor has no evidence or exhibit to present before the judge. An accused can not be condemned based on public opinion or emotion.
I'm not saying he is innocent though.
My own view has been this also from the beginning of the case. No hard facts and evidences to nail the man and his team in court.

Even though I believe that the fake prophet is culpable one way or another, but there is no way the case would stand in a competent court based only on the conjectures of the witnesses.

My sympathy goes to the missing boy and his parents.
Crime › Re: Usman, Abubakar, Auwalu Arrested With 1,144 ATM Cards At Airport by membranus: 4:34pm On Dec 03, 2021
treesun:
One thousand, one hundred and forty four.
The only place I can remember this figure is in the Book of Revelations!
The one in the Book of Revelation is One Hundred and Forty Four Thousands.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by membranus: 9:00pm On Dec 01, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
Gambler Question grin

Baba wan know him fate
I no dey gamble, I just came online streaming and I saw the game suspended.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by membranus: 8:58pm On Dec 01, 2021
Starzo:
yes
Thanks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by membranus: 8:54pm On Dec 01, 2021
Have they started the match before it was suspended?

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