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Romance › Re: Update! How I Finally Left This Single Mother And Learnt Lessons by membranus: 10:14am On Apr 24, 2021
YouWillLaffLast:
Base on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge, tactically and tentatively, right from the beginning of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastes evolution I have come to a concrete definite and profound conclusion that I actuallyhave nothing to say
Eeyah!!!

Sorry ooo.
Phones › Re: Ipesi Akoko, Ondo State: A Big Town With No MTN, GLO Or Any Network Provider by membranus: 10:05am On Apr 24, 2021
amzee:
Dont worry we will set up a committee to look into the matter.

I just contacted President Buhari and he was SHOCKED.
Thank you for your kind intervention.

Please don't forget to remind Buhari today that we are yet to see his urgent action on the issue.
Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by membranus: 9:15am On Apr 24, 2021
skybeauty:
Oga he was tried for committing treason which punishment was death but the sentence was mitigated to life imprisonment, thanks to Ojukwu’s intercession whereas Fulani north loudly demanded for his death for threatening their strong grip of the natural resources in their region. Finally during the civil war he was released and used by the Nigerian government to fight against Biafrans. Grafted under Col. Adekunles command, he started outshining Adekunle in the war which led to jealousy from jealousy he was waylaid by Adekunles boys and killed. End of Isaac Adakaboro. Because you have no knowledge of history you thought he was killed by Agui Ironsi but this is false. one Mr. Akpobulokemi B. Oborokumo has the following to say:
"My cousin Jones, a Regimental Sergeant Major during the Nigerian civil war told me over and over again that Major Boro did not die in the heat of battle with the Biafran forces. He said the area had already been captured and secured by his company and Major Boro was on an inspection tour when they came under fire. My cousin swore by the Ijaw gods that it was an ambush by one of Brigadier Adekunleʼs units under the scorpionʼs direct command."
Your own version of the civil war story is laughable and highly incredulous.

Oga, keep your lies to yourself only, and don't even tell it to your own children so as not to make them become greater liars than you are.
Romance › Re: Man Arrested For Dating 35 Women At The Same Time In Japan (Photos) by membranus: 8:51am On Apr 24, 2021
lilvicky68:
How did he scam them??have Nigerian girls not done worst??you will meet girl today ask her out.. tomorrow she will say it's her birthday or her grandmother swallow razor blade..she needs money..
Swallow razor blade keh?

Ol'boy you are wicked oo.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Bathing On A Burial Ground (Video) by membranus: 8:47am On Apr 24, 2021
studentofTruth:
After going through a few pages of this thread, I simply SMH at Nigerians. The more you believe this nonsense, the more you will get plenty of them.

Your fetish mentality makes YouTubers create scenes that portray those fetish stuff so that they can get more views on YouTube, which translates to more money. It's appalling that a national radio reinforces this idea that some form of fetish can help someone make money.

It started from Nollywood with blood money movies. Creative YouTubers are simply copying those ideas to create trendy fetish content that get more views — effectively earning more money!

To repeat, Smart YouTubers are simply using Nigerians's fetish mentality to create content that can get them more views on YouTube. Let's emancipate ourselves from these debased beliefs!

Continue thinking of ritual money; don't go find something useful to do with your time.
Are you saying ritual ways of making money does not exist in Nigeria or across the world?

If you are saying this, you must have recently fell down to the earth from another planet. Or you are one of those who have used this means in the past, and have either failed or covering up something.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Bathing On A Burial Ground (Video) by membranus: 8:41am On Apr 24, 2021
kenzysmith:
Some people condemning them here if una see the Baba wey dey run the stuff una no go waste time hypocrisy is a daily meal in Nigeria
Have you gone to him to receive your own diabolic blessings?

And if you have, remember that not everyone is ready to trade their own soul like you for a measly pot of porridge that lacks both present and eternal value.
Politics › Re: Three Abducted Greenfield Varsity Students Found Dead by membranus: 6:24pm On Apr 23, 2021
Vision4God:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
How did Nigeria get here?
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
By you condemning #ENDSARS protest, and other protests before that.
Sports › Re: EPL: Kelechi Iheanacho to join Chelsea by membranus: 12:12pm On Apr 23, 2021
ZendayaColeman:
Senior man for African footballer of the year.



Yoruba Lagba
Igbo Amaka



Fulani quota system terrorists.
Ol'girl oil full ur head.

You made my day.
Career › Re: Access Bank And It's Age Requirement For Job by membranus: 6:35pm On Apr 22, 2021
kanuisagoat:
Shut up. I'm not the one complaining
It hurts?

Next time don't support evil policies.
Career › Re: Access Bank And It's Age Requirement For Job by membranus: 5:39pm On Apr 22, 2021
kanuisagoat:
Nigerians like complaining. Set up your own company and employ anyone you want
How many companies have you too set up, and how many have you employed there?

It is when you have done this you can now set up a yabis empire.
Politics › Re: We Want Referendum Not Asylum, IPOB Tells UK by membranus: 4:19pm On Apr 21, 2021
Monogamy:
grin

Una see puna still dey find hair.....
Go and cleanse your dirty mind.

Else, it will take you to hell fire.

And Bro that's a fire you ain't gonna wish to burn ya.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Be A Nurse In UAE by membranus: 7:04pm On Apr 17, 2021
CSTRR:
Forget patriotism.

Think about your fellow Nigerians that are on a one year queue for simple operation.

Think about your fellow Nigerians that will book appointment to see a doctor at 6am but will only be able to see them at 6pm in the evening due to an overload of patients and not enough doctors.

Think about the doctors and Nurses that are being overworked because their colleagues have japa.
Tell that to your President Mr. Buhari who despite all the best hands in his country, he still have to travel abroad for a common medical check up.

Why because hospitals across the nation were not well equipped. Would you work in such an environment?

Nigerians are hardened to hardship. They will manage their health hazards until all the crops of
irredeemable corrupt leadership are sent to the pit of hell where they belong
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City : FA Cup (1 - 0) On 17th April 2021 by membranus: 6:47pm On Apr 17, 2021
It is a goal for Chelsea.

Ziyech.

We move.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Be A Nurse In UAE by membranus: 6:18pm On Apr 17, 2021
CSTRR:
I am not saying we should owe health care workers.
That is treason too.

But you cannot earn like a doctor in Dubai or the UK.
That is the economic reality.

You just have stay and serve your people that trained you and subsidize your education with their taxes.

That is patriotism.
"That is patriotism"

You must be living in an Edenic Nigeria of your own making for you to come up with that "patriotism" ideology.

Patriotic to whom? Patriotism to a country which doesn't care if you are living or not.

You can only talk of being patriotic to a government which have a good plan for your life from birth to death. And that government is certainly not existing in present day Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City : FA Cup (1 - 0) On 17th April 2021 by membranus: 6:05pm On Apr 17, 2021
Chelsea is pressing ManCity on all fronts.

Therefore Chelsea is winning the game.

Very logical.
Crime › Re: Policeman Caught On Camera Asking For Bribe From A Spaniard On A World Tour by membranus: 1:21pm On Apr 17, 2021
Bluffly:
You guys should be careful. These policemen did not request for bribe but tips. Exchange of money does not mean bribe. You all should stop looking for every opportunity to discredit the NPF even if we know that they have serious ugly sides.
When we want to win a war of injustice, let's also learn to be just and fair.
So you feel no shame at all from what the policeman was doing?

You must be one of them.
Politics › Re: Katsina Government Employs Dogs To Secure Boarding Schools by membranus: 9:51am On Apr 17, 2021
The easiest solution is to stop boarding school system across the state to safeguard students lives, and stop bandits' access to easy money.
Politics › Re: Babaginda Aliyu: Those In Charge Of Nigeria Are Clueless by membranus: 9:47am On Apr 17, 2021
Advocate500:
leave the messenger say something about the message, reacting like a zombie will not bring the desired change in Nigeria.
So even if the messenger is the devil, we should believe him?

We might as well believe Shekau religious paradise preaching and beg him to become Nigeria president.
Politics › Re: Buhari: Death Of Children In Niger Republic School Fire Horrific by membranus: 8:55am On Apr 17, 2021
Isn't it time for Buhari to relocate to Niger Republic and let Nigeria have peace?

Since it is apparent that he is more sympathetic to what is happening over there than in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Oduduwa: 'No Election In Yoruba Land In 2023' Protest Begins (Photos) by membranus: 8:04pm On Apr 16, 2021
Bkayyy:
These people are always 50 years behind Ndigbo.
"No more Nigerian election in our land" is something Ndigbo /Biafrans have done, dusted and forgotten. Infact these ones doing there own after years Ndigbo did it laughed at us the same way they laughing at ESN today. After like 20 years when we are done with ESN and are talking about Biafran 2nd presidential election they will start doing their own ESN.
Remember them laughing at IPOB for protesting in Britain? Who does it now?
Remember them laughing at IPOB for tagging people? Who does it now?
Remember them laughing at Ndigbo for looking for their own country? Who does it now?
We see 50 years ahead all of them. As for Hausa and Northern minorities like TIV we see 150 years ahead of them while these ones protesting now see 100 years ahead of them. So expect their own next century.
I am happy I am from the progressive side of the country. The ones that lead. The ones that understand the future and adapt to it not the ones that learn from experience.
And have you achieved your aim of division with your "seeing 200 years ahead" vision?

You will be surprised how far and fast the Yorubas will go in achieving their separation aim which your people have been targeting decades ago.

Just sit down and enjoy as the scenarios play out.
Politics › Re: Akpabio: NDDC Is Broke, We Need More Funds by membranus: 7:24pm On Apr 16, 2021
Seeking for more money to loot.

What exceptional projects have they completed with the zillions of money voted there before?

Shameless polithiefcians, terrible people, useless government.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lawyers In The House by membranus: 3:59pm On Apr 15, 2021
Rutherford2019:
The issue here is that I am no longer available for the job. In February last year, I received a three month salary after I registered in IPPIS with my name and employment number. I did the registration without the university knowing but I learned that the university went to Abuja to stop my salary payments.
My enquiry is whether I would be able to get some compensation from court because I am no longer available for the job
You collected a salary which you did not work for for 3 months.

What do we call you?

Moreover your story get K-leg.
Romance › Re: She Sent Me A Picture Of Her Hand But It Looks Like That Of A Man (Photos) by membranus: 8:12am On Apr 15, 2021
roomus:
Same view here... The leg is too straight and curvy to be masculine, the hand obviously has seen better days
Photo analyst,

We hear you.
Romance › Re: She Sent Me A Picture Of Her Hand But It Looks Like That Of A Man (Photos) by membranus: 8:04am On Apr 15, 2021
osamz007:
mr innocent from odili
So you know him?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc? by membranus: 3:25pm On Apr 14, 2021
usah4:
Let Say
Box 1 is labeled Oranges (O) box 2 is labeled Apples (A) box 3 is labeled Apples and Oranges (A+O) and that ALL THREE BOXES ARE LABELLED INCORRECTLY" Pick a fruit from box 1, 1) if you pick an Orange: - box 1's real label can only be O or A+O - box 1's current label is O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 1's real label cannot be O - box 1's new label should then be A+O by elimination - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT - box 2's label is changed to O - box 3's label is changed to A - SOLVED 2) if you pick an Apple: - box 1's real label can only be A or A+O - box 1's current label is O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 1's real label cannot be O - this still leaves us with the choice between label A and label A+O - which would both be correct - FAILURE Solution: The trick is to actually pick a fruit from the A+O labeled box Pick a fruit from box 3: 1) if you pick an Orange: - box 3's real label can only be O or A - box 3's current label is A+O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 3's real label cannot be A+O - box 3's new label should then be O by elimination - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT - box 1's label is changed to A - box 2's label is changed to A+O - SOLVED 2) if you pick an Apple: - box 3's real label can only be O or A - box 3's current label is A+O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 3's real label cannot be A+O - box 3's new label should then be A by elimination (not O) - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT - box 1's label is changed to A+O - box 2's label is changed to O
Ol'boy, wetin be dis?

your answer sef, Apple computer no go fit understand am. Im go dey just scratch im head.
Sports › Re: Medals Table At The National Sports Festival. by membranus: 7:20pm On Apr 13, 2021
Ondo fall my hands.

Thought they were going to top the medal table.
Crime › Re: Nero: 80% Of Nigerian Yahoo Big Boys Will Fall Back To The Street In 5Years Time by membranus: 2:40pm On Apr 12, 2021
Ebuka78:
90% of houses in lekki are owned by yahoo boys. Many of them have started investing in boutique businesses.
Fraud is not a way of life. There is always a repercussion.
Big lie!!!

Provide the official data to justify this.

Renting those houses does not mean they own it.

They will eventually be thrown out when their fraudulent source dry up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 11 April 2021 by membranus: 5:21pm On Apr 11, 2021
notoriousbabe:
Mactominay causing problems for Manchester United since 100AD
Heyaah!!! And he is still alive to torment Tottenham?

That's wonderful.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Born Again Christians Need Deliverance? by membranus: 12:27pm On Apr 11, 2021
jclassiq:
Is there a particular verse I should read or the entire bible sir?
Read the whole Bible, and read it as many times as possible.

And you will be experiencing deliverance every day as you uses the Bible verses to pray.
Politics › Re: Donations At Aisha Buhari’s Book Launch: N30m From Dangote, N20m From Tinubu by membranus: 10:19am On Apr 09, 2021
Spending our money to please a person in power who does not need their money.

Those who their money were outside the hall carrying their Almajiri bowls begging for bread.
Politics › Re: 2023 Not Business As Usual, We’ve Learnt Our Lessons — Northern Elders by membranus: 10:12am On Apr 08, 2021
This Ango, like most of our old leaders, is still living in the past. The common public opinion has since moved past this united Nigeria rhetoric he is promoting here.

The leaders have failed, the government has failed the people, and there is no hope that the corrupt leadership can ever change from their selfish agenda.That is why there is anarchy in the land because the youths are idle.

It is time all the regions sit peacefully at a round table to determine the future of the country before it got completely destroyed by unrestrained anger.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Porto vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 7th April 2021 by membranus: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2021
byrron:
Not an app, just type it on your browser
Got it.

Thanks.

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