₦airaland Forum

ezenwajosh:
Jim iyke is third commander

Get him!!!

He has a terrorist appearance in many films, therefore he must be one

Ortom is the type of radical leadership we demand for each region.

Another Fulani agenda to erase our fathers prowess and ownership of our lands, and to hide their nefarious activities in Nigeria.

They shall surely fail.

mariahAngel:
Well, those are not good enough.
Be more intentional with your diet if you want to put on weight.
Eating beans like 3times in a week might help you.
Unripe plantains pottage, yam pottage with leafy vegetables, for like 2times in a week will be good for you also.
You can include sweet potatoes or ripe plantains to your beans occasionally to make it more filling and delicious.
Eat more of vegetable soups with your swallow meals.

Include other foods like eggs, chicken/turkey, full cream milk, yogurts...

For a person that is feeding on pap and garri everyday, where do you think he is going to get the money to afford all the pricey food items you listed above?

kinzation:
Wonderful

Fuel.dey scarce for Yankee too


I want to ask something I

Shey we Nigerians can't be using the nozzle and sell fuel ourselves as seen in the picture above

"Shey we Nigerians can't be using the nozzle and sell fuel ourselves as seen in the picture above"

The petrol station that will attempt this wan do father keresimesi for de boys.

tnerro1:
Na dem sabi, wetin concern me now na if the holiday go extend to Friday? Any one with the info Abeg let us know ooooo

Go back to work, lazy youth!!!

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

If everyone in the world washed their hands properly, we could save 1 million lives a year.

Aint possible.

Price of soap has gone skyrocket.

Humanoid01:
Single, but there are a number of celebrities I have a crush on. They're all way older than me lol.

Betty Gilpin (shares a birthday with me)
Scarlett Johansson
Melissa McCarthy
Charlize Theron
Nicki Minaj

Well, if wishes were horses...

Beggars will ride.

BoboNogoDie:

But this is not Photoshop o

I see am with my two korokoro

You were halucinating.

Please visit your native doctor for express deliverance.

Ifesinachi22:
Yoruba Muslims are the problem of Southern Nigeria.

A Muslim cannot succeed another Muslim as President of Nigeria.

You are a genius for this repartee.

Or like dem dey say for obodoland


Oil dey your head.

Luigi02:
You people on this forum are too tribalistic ffs.
Those folks created ESN to protect their people against fulani. You termed them terrorists and sent the military to take care of em. Okay they've been taken care of. Now the fulanis attack with no ESN to defend and now you're asking "where are the ESN?" of which you've all previously termed terrorists. Meanwhile, how do you know the UGM are ESN's?

BTW, I'm from the Niger Delta. I usually don't comment or quote people like I just did since it's none of my business anyway. But, there's need for all of you to change. Haven't you heard of the word "Unity" before?

Unity?

In Nigeria of today?

Where did you wake up from?

dignity33:
I disagree with Reno, all this your narrative was before not presently if it was ever happened . Reno we know you have ancestorial background with Yoruba even your name said it all. South West are full of Area Boys and thugs. Presently in Education they are lacking behind to compare South East. Obasanjo put many Yoruba on strategic positions in Oil sectors during his eight years which I'm aware of that

You are aware of nada.

Obasanjo placed no many Yorubas in any vantage oil sector position, because Obasanjo hates his own people like mad.

Obasanjo has always been a northern stooge and will remain so till his time ends on earth.

Barryseal:
I think the Boko boys in nearby Niger state were just testing the microphone.
Nigerians will one day wake up to Shekau addressing the nation after the national anthem.

Kaiii!!

God forbid.

A o ni ri ina lori orule.
(We shall not see fire on top of the roof)

22brains:
A friend of mine is seriously facing depression as a result of how old he's grown.

He disclosed his intentions to me that he wants to commit suicide because of the stigma of not able to do what his mates does that include age limit in the society.

With the love he has for the Nigeria military, he has applied to become a soldier severally but got disqualified on the basis of age. He applied for so many others with the same result.

His age mates who doesn't know much about his situation call him daddy, papa, old man which further worsen his state of mind.

He got fed up when his bank management denied him access to his account with the BVN he presented to make some accounting correction. They said his age on the BVN difer from his looks. They accused him of age falsification.

He was born on 1st of September 1996 but he actually look 30yrs older than his real age.

The question is, what could be the cause of him growing old everyday and how do I make him see positive reasons not to kill himself?

Show photo.

Righteousness2:
Psychological blow on Mancity!
Great Game from Chelsea

You are on the right train Bro.

Do not disembark till the perfect day.

Jeffyblaq:
Ake is an idiot.

Mendy is a buffon.

Sterling is a gay.

Wat a fvcked up display.

Local man is pissed.

Pele

Soyyi.

Joromi1:
This is how the UCL finals will be, but Man City will win.

Says who?

Finish them at home!!!

What a sweet victory.

May 29 bring it on.

Another sweeter VICTORY loading!!!

Evanderbright:
So which kind of dance dem want make kano people dey dance?

Republic of arewanistan go dey conservative pass Iran and Saudi arabia oo

Na dere headache, as long as they leave my SW alone.

petertamtam6:
Inside Life.......I Think Hazard Is a Bandit

Then he is safe.

Bandits are untouchable in Nigeria.

clarocuzioo:
I say a big AMEN to your prayers.

I also.include all those that collected $1B from the excess crude account in 2017 for security and teill date nothing to show for it.

All those that collected over one trillions naira in eight months for security and nothing to show for it.

May Sango, OGUN, AMADIOHA together strike them dead especially their USELESS SUPPORTERS, May they be pepertually USELESS in life for supporting evil.

AMEN AND AMEN, AMEN.

And all those Buhari boys on Nairaland that are collecting 30k from their daddy to defend him, may the Almighty God judge them.

nonxo007:
No no no, you shouldn't be happy at all. Let me tell you why. At National Assembly there are only 109 senator and 360 members of which about half of them go to work daily and are well guarded. Now Nass has over 2500 staffs who are just normal civil servants, over 500 youth corpers who are serving and looking for a better life. Now if there's an attack on NASS the people who'll bare the consequence will be the staffs and the youth corpers not even the law makers, so there's no need to be happy with this report.

Let all the wise workers keep off the NA premises for now till the darling bokoboys level the place to the ground. It is an haven of filthy, corrupt, incompetent and self-serving lawbreakers.

And since their ogas are running away, what are they still doing there anyway?

What site to watch the match?

Asgard73:
Tinubu is a slowpoke imp druggie that have fried 90% of his brain ..

He’s not even in control of himself.. over here in north .. we can’t wait for him to contest.. 30 million vote already down for the fool

All we say is that he must contest : no excuses

Nigeria should not forget Yoruba people and their support for killer herdsmen bandits and citizens killers all over the country

The mock those defending their people and state.. calling our north for revenge while celebrating deaths by bandits and herdsmen.

Tomorrow when it gets to them... same will shout southern unity...

This people are evil... the North has been talking in hush tone about all this

The manipulative nature of this human

How can yoruba rejoice wen bandits kidnap in the north
How can yoruba be celebrating wen herdsmen are killing of citizens of Nigeria
How can yoruba people be against citizens sef defense
Yoruba should know right now the whole country is observing their crazy

And the war they’re wishing between Hausa and igbos in the north won’t happen

Hausa and minorities here are feeling the same pAins southeast and south middlebelt are all going through... everyone is trying to defend only Yoruba people are celebrating

All because of 2023... thinking they’re doing others.

Meanwhile the north is also observing the Yoruba people mocking abusing cursing BUHARI WHILE CELEBRATING THE COWARD OSIBANJO

KAI WALAHI ALLAH .. gaskin we cant wait for 2023

Hope it is well with you?

Have you taken your drugs this morning?

Your hatred against the Yorubas is becoming mental.

Pls take it easy and wait till the war starts before ventilating.

Righteousness2:
That's his Problem! That man is one of the most wicked human on earth camouflaging under philanthropist activities...
The Blood on his hands will speak out in due season...

Our in house religious fanatic on the beat again.

If you have Bill Gates money can you contribute a quarter of what he has contributed to ease worldwide health problems like HIV and Malaria?

coolcharm:
These ones don chop belefull.

When will Buhari divorce Nigeria na??

Our prophets say buhari will divorce Nigeria this May 2021.

Start getting the divorce cake ready.

Millenniumlady:
Reasons Why i don't date pastors.....It's better to be in an abusive relationship with a weed smoker than to be in this kind of relationship with a pastor....



Meanwhile.....did y'all missed me ?

No, we did not miss you.

Why should we?

observanc1:
does russia negotiate with terrorists?
Remember when che chyan terrorists invaded a moscow theatre and held the attendees hostage. Russia sent special forces to the place and threw gas and eliminated the terrorists and some attendees died.
They did same when the same terrorists invaded a primary school and held schoolchildren held.
Isreal does same. Identify the terrorists and kill off the them. Simple solution.

Where do you think you are? America?

Where will they get the sophisticated security gadgets to do that?

sojfarm:
It appears they are doing all these nonsense to entertain their Allah, Buhari, Pantami, Gumi, MURIC and the blind terrorists in the regime. The blind terrorists include Osinbajo, Liar the mohammed, Femi Adeshina. Because when you know of a crime and you keep very noisy silence, you are an accomplice.

You failed to mention their accomplices in the East like Amaechi, Uzodinma, Wike, Umahi and the Ohaneze who are seeking for federal presidential power.

omoadeleye:
Become a marlian... Cause marlians don't work, they only sit down and flex and money will be coming in.

Na hunger go kill you.

lekankolade:
Yes , you are right
But you can make a difference
Not all those inventors are academic genius, they are only critical thinkers
Nothing bad if you too invent something meaningful for the benefit of mankind
There’s no school that teaches such
No politician or government does that too
And no bank finances ideas that’s in conception stage, not until it’s launched

And when he has fine tuned his invention, and ready for mass production, where would he get the low cost perpetual electricity to power his machinery?

Or should he also invent that?

This is below the belt and called a blackmail in international circle.

Attacking Mbaka in this manner has turned this government into a laughing stock.