₦airaland Forum

zolajpower:
Buscopan ? He's allergy to it oo you don forget so soon guy . Mende no dey take busco

Didn't I tell you that Mendy even with menstrual pain is better than Kepa?

See what you have done now.

Werner is asi ra oja (wrong market).

2nd half started.

Time for Chelsea to take the cup.

Haaa, this has given our enemies opportunity to mock us.

God will not gree dem.

Though it is still goalless, Chelsea has the first half in all departments.

zolajpower:
Painful menstruation

Let him use Buscopan and come work for his armed robber salary.

Mendy is needed.

koolest4christ:
Chelsea fans are like Armoured Personnel Carrier (APC) fans. If they win, problem go dei. If they no win, problem go dei. I will watch d match from a distance.

Why?

U be Palestinian, u dey fear missiles?

Werener and Ziyech need strong canning to reset their scoring senses.

They have started losing scoring chances.

wizygreat2000:
My Liechester You can do it plsssssssss don't disappoint GGMU :

Leicester don't need to.

GGMU are a disappointment to themselves already.

IYANGBALI:
mendy is having his menstrual period, it started this morning

Let him use menstrual pad and chase the bungling Kepa outta the goals.

What's Kepa doing between the goals in this crucial match?

What happened to Mendy?

Game begins.

Chelsea let's go there.

We are lifting the cup.

Mrviktor:
If dem pay you your yearly salary nko.

In one go.


But u have to submit your bvn nd sign an Indemnity form.. So in case u get sacked.. It would be debited from your account

Ko le werk in Nigeria.

Employees will collect money and vamoose.

Mrviktor:
yearly pay

Hourly pay.

Work one hour, collect your pay. Work another and collect. It will be sweet.

Shellsploit:
I dont trust this guy's any time any day...
Wetin happen to the extra change wey dey ontop the money


1.2m round figure...
Argue with your left auricle

I rather argue with you, as my left auricle is stubborn. It always stick to its own unpopular opinion.

Deadlytruth:
So the Obasanjo who removed history from our curriculum is a Fulani man? The tendency of some Nigerians to twist facts for political capital is simply mind-boggling.

Obasanjo is a Fulani stooge, so he was acting their scripts.

ezenwajosh:
Jim iyke is third commander

Get him!!!

He has a terrorist appearance in many films, therefore he must be one

Ortom is the type of radical leadership we demand for each region.

Another Fulani agenda to erase our fathers prowess and ownership of our lands, and to hide their nefarious activities in Nigeria.

They shall surely fail.

mariahAngel:
Well, those are not good enough.
Be more intentional with your diet if you want to put on weight.
Eating beans like 3times in a week might help you.
Unripe plantains pottage, yam pottage with leafy vegetables, for like 2times in a week will be good for you also.
You can include sweet potatoes or ripe plantains to your beans occasionally to make it more filling and delicious.
Eat more of vegetable soups with your swallow meals.

Include other foods like eggs, chicken/turkey, full cream milk, yogurts...

For a person that is feeding on pap and garri everyday, where do you think he is going to get the money to afford all the pricey food items you listed above?

kinzation:
Wonderful

Fuel.dey scarce for Yankee too


I want to ask something I

Shey we Nigerians can't be using the nozzle and sell fuel ourselves as seen in the picture above

"Shey we Nigerians can't be using the nozzle and sell fuel ourselves as seen in the picture above"

The petrol station that will attempt this wan do father keresimesi for de boys.

tnerro1:
Na dem sabi, wetin concern me now na if the holiday go extend to Friday? Any one with the info Abeg let us know ooooo

Go back to work, lazy youth!!!

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

If everyone in the world washed their hands properly, we could save 1 million lives a year.

Aint possible.

Price of soap has gone skyrocket.

Humanoid01:
Single, but there are a number of celebrities I have a crush on. They're all way older than me lol.

Betty Gilpin (shares a birthday with me)
Scarlett Johansson
Melissa McCarthy
Charlize Theron
Nicki Minaj

Well, if wishes were horses...

Beggars will ride.

BoboNogoDie:

But this is not Photoshop o

I see am with my two korokoro

You were halucinating.

Please visit your native doctor for express deliverance.

Ifesinachi22:
Yoruba Muslims are the problem of Southern Nigeria.

A Muslim cannot succeed another Muslim as President of Nigeria.

You are a genius for this repartee.

Or like dem dey say for obodoland


Oil dey your head.

Luigi02:
You people on this forum are too tribalistic ffs.
Those folks created ESN to protect their people against fulani. You termed them terrorists and sent the military to take care of em. Okay they've been taken care of. Now the fulanis attack with no ESN to defend and now you're asking "where are the ESN?" of which you've all previously termed terrorists. Meanwhile, how do you know the UGM are ESN's?

BTW, I'm from the Niger Delta. I usually don't comment or quote people like I just did since it's none of my business anyway. But, there's need for all of you to change. Haven't you heard of the word "Unity" before?

Unity?

In Nigeria of today?

Where did you wake up from?

dignity33:
I disagree with Reno, all this your narrative was before not presently if it was ever happened . Reno we know you have ancestorial background with Yoruba even your name said it all. South West are full of Area Boys and thugs. Presently in Education they are lacking behind to compare South East. Obasanjo put many Yoruba on strategic positions in Oil sectors during his eight years which I'm aware of that

You are aware of nada.

Obasanjo placed no many Yorubas in any vantage oil sector position, because Obasanjo hates his own people like mad.

Obasanjo has always been a northern stooge and will remain so till his time ends on earth.

Barryseal:
I think the Boko boys in nearby Niger state were just testing the microphone.
Nigerians will one day wake up to Shekau addressing the nation after the national anthem.

Kaiii!!

God forbid.

A o ni ri ina lori orule.
(We shall not see fire on top of the roof)

22brains:
A friend of mine is seriously facing depression as a result of how old he's grown.

He disclosed his intentions to me that he wants to commit suicide because of the stigma of not able to do what his mates does that include age limit in the society.

With the love he has for the Nigeria military, he has applied to become a soldier severally but got disqualified on the basis of age. He applied for so many others with the same result.

His age mates who doesn't know much about his situation call him daddy, papa, old man which further worsen his state of mind.

He got fed up when his bank management denied him access to his account with the BVN he presented to make some accounting correction. They said his age on the BVN difer from his looks. They accused him of age falsification.

He was born on 1st of September 1996 but he actually look 30yrs older than his real age.

The question is, what could be the cause of him growing old everyday and how do I make him see positive reasons not to kill himself?

Show photo.

Righteousness2:
Psychological blow on Mancity!
Great Game from Chelsea

You are on the right train Bro.

Do not disembark till the perfect day.

Jeffyblaq:
Ake is an idiot.

Mendy is a buffon.

Sterling is a gay.

Wat a fvcked up display.

Local man is pissed.

Pele

Soyyi.