₦airaland Forum

Mercisharelove:
I love pastor Chris so much. And I am praying for you darling right now

Stop calling a Pastor darling.

Are you trying to seduce him?

Evilgenuis:
I will say it and continue to say it... If you want any evil thing to end in this country, just use the ethnic wand. It works magic
Especially if you use the Igbos
Like if you want BH or herdsmen clash to end just say that "the igbos have infiltrated the terrorists now and now carry out attacks to the Nigerian State "

Watch as terrorism ends

Iszatso?

Pls tell Buhari this privilege information when he comes back from his annual London vacation, and let the violence end

Oshigun:
Gid bless you ojare. To label Igbos disruptive and hateful ingrates is putting things mildly. They are the most shameless people in Nigeria also unlike Yorubas who play opposition in a dignified and mature manner.

Igbos seem to have no shame wanting to reap where they have not sown. The APC they demonized and ridiculed dedicatedly for years they now have no shame attempting to profit from.

Ironically, Tinubu they love to hate and insult is currently the best example, bar none, of a principled and inspirational Nigerian politician alive today.

Tinubu , throughout his career, has shunned quick rewards to build enduring platform many have profited from with ACN and the APC.

The most negative quality of a man is the inability to give credit where due even if your enemy is the beneficiary of that. Virtually all Igbos are cursed with this character flaw.

Be deceiving yourself.

I am a Yoruba man, but Tinubu 2023 is a failed project from day one.

The man has no nationwide appeal like MKO Abiola that can secure him the presidency.

Many people perceive him as a greedy man and a liar, even among the Yorubas, except people like you, who are maybe feeding under his wings.

Besides, the clamour is now for separation, therefore the 2023 election might end up a disaster.

BruncleZuma:
Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development

ADDRESS:
Block C 2nd Floor, State Government Secretariat, Oke Mosan, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

POSTAL ADDRESS:
P.M.B 3066, Sapon, Abeokuta.

POLITICAL HEAD
Tpl Olatunji O. Odunlami (08023151208)

ADMINISTRATIVE HEAD
Tpl (Mrs) Yetunde Dina ( 08055722823 )

Beautiful.

That's why NL is a sweet haven of general information.

Oshigun:
You see that you only wrote in haste to prove my point about how short of critical thinking and analytical ability the average Nigerian youth is? I have addressed tour point above but you would not have read that because arguing with others and beefing them, same as 90% of your compatriots do to Tinubu here, is your mission and not a genuine search for solutions.

By the way, criticising Nigerian youth does not mean I am not one. That is another silly and presumptuous mistake you make. I am just far more exposed, balanced and educated than you and most Nigerian youths.

Below , from page 5 of this thread, is my response to your empty ITK and obstinate approach of criticising foolishly for the sake of that alone in clear support of the fact that most Nigerian youths are a mentally lazy part of the problem and not the solution.

Oga, you are over-stressing yourself in your doomed support for Tinubu.

Tinubu is a bad political product to sell to the current highly informed youths of the southern part of Nigeria.

He has lost his political goodwill among the majority, and if he contest, it will just be a futile
and wasteful endeavour.

Topspring:
When I was in school, someone referred a lady to me to teach some courses.

I didn’t have the time so recommended another friend to her.

The person I recommended her to didn’t also have the time to teach anyone.

One day, the lady came to me and my friend and was asking us to create time to teach her. As we tried to tell her why we couldn’t, one of my friends just picked interest in her instantly.

Benita (not her real name) was fair, moderate ass and good looking. She also had this manipulative look. My friend fell for the good looks.

Unfortunately, my friend was not wise too. He is a smart person but he lacked wisdom.

This Babe show am shegey.

Benita had two other room mate and all of them were a bit close to me. One of her room mate was a talker, anything that happened in the relationship, she told me.

Imagine telling someone that you are dating that you do not drink pure water only bottled water meanwhile the said lady is broke as fu***.

My guy was supplying bottled water to his babe every week ni oo and they will laugh at him. The other room mate was telling me everything but I thought it was just a joke because she talked a lot until I heard it from my guy when he and Benita had issues.

How was wailing that anything she asked for he provided... you be God ni?

He taught her well till she graduated with an upper credit.

Benita proudly told her friends how she was the lady that dis-virgined him.

I stylishly told my guy but he won’t listen. The only time you could talk to him is when they had issues.

After you talk to him, he would settle with Benita and tell her everything you said.

Imagine this, some cult guys that lived close to these ladies called my guy because they knew him and told him that Benita was using him.

They told him somethings Benita told them about him. They told my guy.

You know what my friend did?

After he and Benita settled, he told her about somethings she said and Benita knew who told him.

Benita went to the cult guys and told them they fu***cked up. The cult guys just use style remove themselves from the equation and settled with her.

Since then she and the cult guys became accomplice.

Anytime my guy and Benita had issues, she will tell the cult guys to call my guy that her food stuffs had finished.

“Call me Daniel, my food stuffs have finished”

When she finally broke up with him, the cult guys told us the part they knew about.

My guy cursed with his whole heart.

In 2019, Benita got married to a Nigerian app developer in Dubai.

The amount spent on engagement alone can hold a nice wedding in Nigeria.

Where was Karma?

Karma is still sleeping.

When he wakes up he will serve her the due recompense.

purples25:
But who are you to determine who deserves what? You have a high opinion of yourself.

A highway baby sighted.

bobowaja:
Tired of voting those who will represent you? This is a dumb excuse

The politicians are no more representing the people.

They are only representing themselves and their families.

That's the reason for voters' apathy.

Game end.

Nigeria won by a goal.

11 point for us.

Nigeria ended the Benin no loss streak.

A goal!!!!

Paul Onuachu.

Wasting my precious data on a dull game.

Watching on Twitter:
@stream_parkHD

Clear but Arabic commentary.

ProphetAjasco:
I see, I saw...... I see some men beating the drums of war and some women blowing trumpets of war. I see myself running outside the country before this war starts. I can not come and die for wetin I no know, I still have plenty work to do for God......

So I have seen and So shall it be.

Fake prophet sighted.

When the time for the disintegration comes, it will not be the elites that will determine the course of actions, it is the populace.

So Akeredolu, and other looters in the republic can continue to yarn their self-serving rhetoric. It will amount to nothing when the day arrives.

Let them go and study the French Revolution.

OMOJOHN001:
WoooW.

I missed you so much my beautiful and loyal Dog, JULLY by name.

This is the fourth Year you left this evil world through Snake bite.

Me and Everyone on Nairaland Loves you but GOD loves you most.

JULLY WE SAY A MINUTES OF SILENCE FOR YOU.

OYA EVERYBODY FEM.

Me and everyone on Nairaland DO NOT love your ekuke dog.

Please be advised.

Professorcplus:
Beaten for what exactly.... What was his offence

For stealing pants and slippers and people's destinies.

And for devouring, defiling, devaluing and demystifying our ancestral forest.

Walkee:
it's written, everyone with a brain saw the plan all along, in the next few months, he's 100% going to resign citing health reasons and kamala will be sworn in as the first black - Asian - Jamaican - African-American woman president in US history. The story won't be how they conned Americans but rather how she has made HERstory. If you dare criticise her, you are a racist misogynistic pig. He even referred to her as president Harris few days ago.

So what's wrong in having Kamala Harris as president?

Shile981:
.

Have you gone on your knees and beg forgiveness of God for your curse upon yourself.

Please do so quickly now.

Jones4190:
how many cubes of sugar do I need to take to become a sugar daddy?

Two packets of St. Louis sugar will do.

Before you know it slay girls will be climbing over you like ants.

Please avoid Dangote sugar, girls are allegic to it.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Those apps are nothing but loan sharks. The amount of interest they place on loan is too high. They know you can't pay back on time.
Theyy know you can't pay back on time so they call your contacts, girlfriend, exgirlfriend, neighbors, your in-laws ND co-workers. They send out text messages too that will tannish your image

How do they have access to all your contacts?

SMSguru:
Yes, my spiritual father has just spoken during the Jubilee/Passover Night held at Living Faith Church, Canaanland, Ota, Africa.

He made it clear during his message to church faithfuls that God has a divine agenda for this great nation.

He prophesied without mincing words that Nigeria will be named among the World Powers by the year 2020.

I can't wait to see it happen because I'm so sure that it will happen. I'm also so sure that I will be alive, safer, sound and stronger by then.

Papa has spoken! And God has never allowed any of his words to fall to the ground because the scriptures can never be broken.

And this is the year 2021 and Nigeria is going down drain fast, quickly becoming another Somalia.

So what happened to the Papa's prophecy?

thehomer:
That's an interesting statement considering that right now, Nigeria is on track to miss all the Millennium development goals by 2015. I wonder what excuses will be proffered if Nigeria fails to be among the World Powers considering that 2020 is not far off.

And this is the year 2021 and Nigeria is going down drain fast, quickly becoming another Somalia.

So what happened to the Papa's prophecy?

Akwamkpuruamu:
Yoruba can't fight their masters. They are good accomodators. I think they are willing to just let go for peace to reign. Very peaceful people

Hahahaa, Na my beloved tribe you finish so ?

We will soon shock una when we come out with our bag of tricks.

We did it before, and we will do it again. Be sure of this.

So how many were actually kidnapped out of the school, and what's happening to them now?

Or has the government tactfully forgotten about them?

bigfish3k:
SW has started with their nonsense and tricky journalism.
I noticed that most afonjas don't support that the money be returned to Delta State
I also noticed that most afonjas support wickedness and cheatings that is not directed at them

If Delta State were in the SW, would you have posted this?

I am still searching to see what wrong igbos did to these chameleons to deserve this hatred. Mtchew

Is Ibori now an authentic Igbo man, and no more a bastard outcast?

Another strategy for the Igbos to claim Deltans wealth.

Bampeh:
This is the latest trend in the northern part of Nigeria. Some people in the government are behind these kidnaps and abductions.













Bampeh knows what's going on

Can Bampeh please make himself available at the nearest DSS office.

We have one or two FRIENDLY questions to ask him concerning his statement above.

Thanks for your urgent compliance.

Amaechi failed to remember and mention an additional achievement that he is also known of, which is:

Grand Looter of River State.

jeyem:
HOW WOULD I EXPLAIN TO MY MUM THAT MY MONTLY RENT IS I MILLION NAIRA. MY ANNUAL RENT IS 12MILLION NAIRA IN USA. it is well!!

.

That's because our naira has been bastardized.

Moreso the N1m of the year 2005 is not the N1m of today. It is only significant in your bank account, the moment you start spending it, you will discover it does not last long.

StacyO:
Please read through.

I'm actually in my early twenties, not that I'm too old for marriage anyway. One of my top clients who I'm trying to polish out a business with, went ahead to arrange a mini impromptu by fire by force relationship for me and his brother.

Like bethrothing someone to someone else without their full consent.

It was a men's arrangement cause, I was surprised how they all came to that agreement.

I tried breaking up with him the first time and he told his brothers about it. Guilt almost finished me cause, I was blamed for the excuse I brought up. His uncle who is in charge of the contract brought us back together again.

The main issue now is that I want to break up with the guy once and for all but, I don't want to hurt him and I still have to save the contract at hand.

The guy is very much attached to me already and I won't fake it, I'm equally beginning to feel butterflies in my stomach.

I want to go about it in a very simple way. So that at the end, we all go our separate ways happy.

Any idea is highly welcomed. Serious and mature minds please.

Thank you.


Modified:: I told him my own part of the story and my reasons of not wanting to be in a relationship with him.
I'm not ready for any relationship now and I dont like him. Most importantly, I dont want to chop his money while deceiving him.

He is still not accepting reality but, I'm sure with time, he'll move on.

PS: His uncle isn't aware of this yet and I begged him not to tell anyone.

"The guy is very much attached to me already and I won't fake it, I'm equally beginning to feel butterflies in my stomach."

Please set the butterflies free to float joyfully in your heart to meet this your suffering loverboy.

Who knows he might be the one assigned to you by fate.

Don't miss your chance (i.e. Romance and the biz relationship)

theBLOODofJESUS:
Believe Sahara Reporters at your own peril.



Don't bring tribe into this, please. All reports published by Sahara Reporters only today have turned out to be false, so why believe this?

Besides, this doesn't look like a "multi-billion naira" house. Anyone earning a decent salary can afford it. So it's nothing.

This report is just a poor attempt at blackmail.

"Besides, this doesn't look like a "multi-billion naira" house. Anyone earning a decent salary can afford it. So it's nothing."

Since any salary earner can build such a mansion, hope you have started building yours in the same place?

Meanwhile dream on.

Perfectsouth:
baba said he fainted many times.. Since the people who arrested him have no sense, the narrative have changed..
They are being moved to Abuja and that may just be the end of them but here is Wakili giving them hot hot.. See person wey dey pretend like blind bartemus yesterday.....
Yoruba, we go get sense Las Las..
They arrested Wakili and were expecting social media appraisal just like igboho, they've forgotten that even twins don't have the same fate or destiny..
Now instead of getting appraisal, they are on their way for serious interrogation

Quit your scare mongering!!!

They will soon be released, Abuja police headquarter is not a Russian Gulag.

Many have been there and released the second day.

They are only there for interrogation. Shikena.