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Science/TechnologyRe: 125-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Found Buried By A Volcanic Eruption In China by membranus: 4:52pm On Sep 21, 2020
nairarhymer:
the eternal sleeper actually existed 131 million years ago, not 125 million AD. They migrated to earth from planet max699ymmmcc-astro. The migration of the eternal sleeper was as a result of space wars for astral territory in max699ymmmcc-astro. Archeological evidence shows that the eternal sleeper were actually lucky to migrate to earth when they did, as planet max699ymmmcc-astro exploded 0.127 light years after their migration during the big bang.
However, the eternal sleeper was not totally fortunate, as it met stiff resistance from the Arachnidomollusca crocodiles when it arrived planet Earth. The Arachnidomollusca crocodiles which existed exactly 865 billion years ago, and which later evolved into the salt water dinosaur devoured the eternal sleeper in the Pacifics, 125 million years ago.
The vestiges of the armoured space ship which the eternal sleeper used in migrating to earth can be found in shrine of Baba Osas Edokpolo in Edo state.
Ol' boy, Buhari is looking for you to take over from Lai Mohammed.

Lai na learner beside you.

Chai!! see story, you must be science fiction writer. Send your story abroad, dem no go rush the way chinaman dey rush noodles.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Youth Forum (YYF): Tinubu Has Sold His Integrity On The Altar Of Politics by membranus: 2:30pm On Sep 21, 2020
slivertongue:
APC, GMB and Tinubu all lack integrity. father mbaka do u agree? .
I no agree.

They lack more than integrity.

They lack shame join am.
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by membranus: 8:38pm On Sep 20, 2020
A regime contested against itself and won and you all are jubilating. Some are even mocking those who don’t have shame. You can’t shame the shameless, a wise man once said.
An idiot even said it’s a revolution against Godfatherism.
Really? Was Godfatherism defeated or godfathers changed names and addresses? From Lagos to Eleme.
Someone said at least PDP thugs don’t beat citizens. That’s interesting. It’s just like saying there are good rapists; those who penetrate gently and sing sweet songs into the ears of their victims.

Obaseki contested 4 years ago with a political party, defended its manifesto, claimed it is the best, from Earth to Pluto. He slept with a broom and woke the next day defending the umbrella manifesto. And you all are saying his “victory” is the best thing to have happened after gaari Ijebu.
At this stage, it won’t be wrong to say you all are not victims of oppression but accomplices.

- Adeyeye Olorunfemi
PoliticsRe: Edo Residents Dance To Celebrate Obaseki’s Re-Election (Video) by membranus: 8:37pm On Sep 20, 2020
A regime contested against itself and won and you all are jubilating. Some are even mocking those who don’t have shame. You can’t shame the shameless, a wise man once said.
An idiot even said it’s a revolution against Godfatherism.
Really? Was Godfatherism defeated or godfathers changed names and addresses? From Lagos to Eleme.
Someone said at least PDP thugs don’t beat citizens. That’s interesting. It’s just like saying there are good rapists; those who penetrate gently and sing sweet songs into the ears of their victims.

Obaseki contested 4 years ago with a political party, defended its manifesto, claimed it is the best, from Earth to Pluto. He slept with a broom and woke the next day defending the umbrella manifesto. And you all are saying his “victory” is the best thing to have happened after gaari Ijebu.
At this stage, it won’t be wrong to say you all are not victims of oppression but accomplices.

- Adeyeye Olorunfemi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 2) On 20th September 2020 by membranus: 6:08pm On Sep 20, 2020
Slymonster:
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How do you expect him to play score. He is the only one doing the work driving there. All midfielders in Chelsea just play with no direction or pass the ball back always. He needs drive and only Ziyech and pulisic has that.
Why can't Lampard feature his best eleven for this crucial match.

It appears he is programming himself for failure this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 2) On 20th September 2020 by membranus: 6:02pm On Sep 20, 2020
enemyofprogress:
Mod abeg change the scoreboard it is now tree sero
Hahaaa, you lie too much.

Because of this your lie, the match will now end 3:2 in favour of Chelsea.

Mark this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 2) On 20th September 2020 by membranus: 5:52pm On Sep 20, 2020
If care is not taken this might be Chelsea's worst season in any recent time.

Despite the big expectation, I don't see anything spectacular in their present squad.

Moreover Kepa should go, he is too playful.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Obaseki Winner Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 by membranus: 4:28pm On Sep 20, 2020
8stargeneral:
Congratulation Godwin Obaseki...Dont Let Edo People Down...Wike Is D Man.
I just don't like this Wike.

I don't know why.

I believe he is a criminal and a bully.

But then I may be wrong, but I can never like the man.
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by membranus: 7:25pm On Sep 19, 2020
Please change your moniker (SecretSpy×××), it is demonic.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace 1 - 3 On 19th September 2020 by membranus: 6:29pm On Sep 19, 2020
Aguilar:
man u oloribu malo ba ticket mi jè o, ma gbéyin sépé
Ma sepe.

Epe o da, Aguilar je bure.
PoliticsRe: Facts About The Nigeria At 60 Logo Unveiled By President Buhari by membranus: 9:46pm On Sep 17, 2020
Bloghomies:
Trust me, this thread is going to be filled with overwhelming negativity.

But before you conform, take a moment and dwell on the monumental feats of the giant of Africa.

There are countries far worse, where they live in swamps and eat one another.j

Yes, we're behind. But at least, we're alive and better than so many out there, in the deep of Africa with no access to the outside world.

When you travel out, and see things, you'll be grateful for the air you even breath. Oh, how much we belittle this wondrous element.

Your dream should be to work on yourself, to become better. A better you, will create a better nation.

To start, grow and manage your business, visit www.bloghomies.com.

Peace!
It is the Nigerian govt that needs to grow its businesses, tell the govt to visit your www.bloghomies.com.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria At 60 Logo Was Not Plagiarised - Designers by membranus: 9:40pm On Sep 17, 2020
Can't these people ruling us understand that, Nigeria as a nation, has nothing worthwhile to celebrate at 60.

We are not happy with the path of destruction the country is treading on.

We want dissolution, we want ends to inequity in all facets of the nation entity.
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands Of Birds Drop Dead From The Sky In New Mexico (Photos) by membranus: 11:50am On Sep 17, 2020
slivertongue:
if na naija, food don land
Naija, which believe so much on the diabolic, will not even dare eat this kind of meat.

Eat it, die.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For September 13 2020 In Nigeria - (1,827 Tested)) by membranus: 3:34pm On Sep 14, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
With the declaration of a national lockdown by Israel, i urge the FG to emulate Israel and lockdown all states for weeks so we can finally defeat the virus.

This is the best action. Moreover Nigerians are used to the lockdown and will begin immediately to stock their homes.
And you will generously provide the financial and food palliatives for the poor to stock their homes?

It will be heavens for them to celebrate the end of the virus with your ample sense of giving.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze: Mike Bamiloye Reacts by membranus: 9:49am On Sep 13, 2020
Righteousness89:
We are in a Generation of People who Have no Fear for God or His Word..

A Generation of People That Have No Respect for Servants of God
A Generation of People that Have no Respect for Elders.

It's a Fearful thing to Fall into the Hands of God!

When we Fall into the Hands of Men, We Call God Almighty!
When God is Against you, who would you call For Help?

Many People are Living under Curses because they Refused to tame their Tongue..

Many are Suffering today because of things they have spoken and even Forgotten!

Everywhere they go! No Solution!

Sit down and Check your history and know what you said or done..

Moses got Married to an Ethiopian Woman. His own Elder Sister Miriam, got Angry and spoke against her Kid Brother Moses. God Almighty Appeared and Miriam became leprous. It was her kid Brother Moses who she Insulted that had to pray for Her.

When you see a Man Called by God, Labouring for the Gospel , Don't join People to Insult them.
You Attract Unsolvable Wahala and issues to your life and Family..
That's only if they are they true men of GOD.

Not blind allegiance to those who are leading multitudes to hell through false doctrines and teachings.
PoliticsRe: Kingsley Moghalu: Subsidizing The Naira Blocks Nigeria’s Economic Takeoff by membranus: 4:05pm On Sep 12, 2020
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Yes na,

If govt implement what Prof Moghalu is proposing it will be a disaster.

Govt closing borders to curb importation could not succeed in raising productivity, industrialization and exports so is it floating the naira that will work?
Yes.

If govt free- float the naira, then the poor will further go hungry as purchase of common foods like rice, beans and corns will be out of their reach. Then violence in the land against the govt and its rich officers, then complete anarchy, and finally REVOLUTION and rearrangement of the present political order which favors the rich and the influential.

Let them free the Naira to free the nation.

Revolution Now!!!!
PoliticsRe: Kingsley Moghalu: Subsidizing The Naira Blocks Nigeria’s Economic Takeoff by membranus: 3:48pm On Sep 12, 2020
Jafar1:
U wey read, wetin be ur comment on the matter?
No comment sir.
PoliticsRe: Kingsley Moghalu: Subsidizing The Naira Blocks Nigeria’s Economic Takeoff by membranus: 3:35pm On Sep 12, 2020
Jafar1:
One doesn't need a soothsayer to know to know this government mean no good to the masses..
Hmmm

Out of all the fine economic grammar and analysis Moghalu said came up with, na only "govt means no good for the masses" u fit comment.

U no do well at all. Oga go back and re-read the article and come back with better comment.
CrimeRe: How Gana Stopped Convoy, Switched Cars Before His Arrest And Death by membranus: 10:00am On Sep 12, 2020
TheSourcerer:
then I see no reason for your sympathy for him at all.
Same way we too do not see reason for your sympathy for boko haram and their sponsors.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by membranus: 7:39am On Sep 12, 2020
brexit:
People should be very careful about men of God their words affect destinies both positively and negatively


Do not criticize them because others are doing so, misfortunes have come upon some people because of their foolish utterances against men of God


Learn not to jest with divine matters, it can cause untimely death, what they see most people don't see,
You too dey fear, dey are human being just like you.

Dey too will stand before the LORD on judgment day to give account of their stewardship just like you.

Because GOD is using them for HIS own works does not automatically make them gods.

Respect them, fine. But worshipping or venerating them, no, no, no. Why? Because they are also humans, therefore liable to human vanities and errors.

GOD alone should be worshipped and venerated.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by membranus: 7:28am On Sep 12, 2020
Mekudi:
Watching the video isn't a waste of data

Pastor Paul Enenche made good points, Christianity aside , freeze is mentally disabled, The Oyedepo and Adeboye he is abusing will never reply him.

Freeze hasn't been successful hu life, He is preaching morals but celebrating and eating with huspuppi .

How many years will freeze live to rise up to the level of Oyedepo in terms of success. Oyedepo has touched the life of many,
how many people has freeze employed
How many times has freeze condemned the fulani and bokoharam killings
What about the increase in price of goods? Why is the bastard freeze not saying anything
Is freeze only affected by the doctrine of Oyedepo and Adeboye? He is not affected by the bad policies of our past and present political leaders?

Freeze is just an hater, haters don't prosper, haters are confused ,they don't live a happy live, they perish .

How many giveaways / palliative has freeze given to his followers during lockdown , any donations from him to government like Oyedepo and others did.

Freeze should gather his followers and establish his own tithe free church, he should he should heal the sick and break evil yolks of his church member , let him show us if he will be successful in his Church establishment.

I'm not a Christian, let's call a spade a spade freeze is a bastard, his Mom failed to raise him well.

Freeze / his brainwashed followers should tell us the areas he as been successful
You that is a brainwashed follower of the Adeboye, Enenche, Oyedepo, Sat Guŕu, Shekau or who ever else, in what areas have you been successful too?

Or what have you too contributed to elevate humanity in thoughts and in deeds?

I have not heard your name being mentioned anywhere in the public domain as doing anything meaningful, except to criticise those who are doing this.

Dust up your thinking cap and do something tangible for yourself and the wide public.

Stop being a defender of the rich and the uncaring.

BE A DEFENDER OF THE POOR.
PoliticsRe: Murtala Bello Sokoto: Those Still Saying ‘Sai Baba’ Are Liars - Islamic Cleric by membranus: 11:03am On Sep 10, 2020
Eriggs:
where are the moderators?
Justwise, Dominique, Seun, mynd44.
rule 2 broken
And what rules are you breaking, oga reporter?

Report yourself.
PoliticsRe: Murtala Bello Sokoto: Those Still Saying ‘Sai Baba’ Are Liars - Islamic Cleric by membranus: 11:01am On Sep 10, 2020
TONIOI:
Saraki is working for ATIKU his sister Gbemi is working for BUHARI Obasanjo is working for ATIKU his son Juwon is working for BUHARI Doyin Okupe is working for ATIKU his son is working for BUHARI Galadima is working for ATIKU, his daughter is working for BUHARI You and I are sons and daughters of none of these people, but we are their Defenders on social media fighting and calling ourselves names everyday on the Cyber space. When CBN job is vacant, they give their children. When FIRS job is vacant, they give it to their children. When NNPC, NLG, NPA, NIMASA, NCC NCDC, NDDC etc jobs are out, they give it to their children. They marry their children off to one another to create future leaders for us the social media Defenders. But when Police recruitment form is out, that is for us the Poor Masses. When Nigeria Army form is out, it's already for you and I and nobody is dragging that with us. When civil defence job is out, they give that to you and I to apply. When their children need good education or medication, they ferry them to UK, US, Canada, Swiz, Dubai and so on. When you and I fall sick, we go to dilapidated hospitals or Sometimes we ended going to the near by Chemist. When we're sent out of school, some of us go to the labour camps - Hawking. Some of us end up in the streets riding Okada. ASUU, ASUP, NASU, NLC, SARS, STRIKES are ours to battle with in Nigeria while their children are graduating at a very tender age of 18+ each an every year without any obstacles. If we don't use our brains to think, These Folks will continue to use and dump us.

Good morning to everyone
You have enumerated the stark realities, thanks.

But what position should we masses take concerning this situation, you did not tell ùs.

Or should we just siddon look until we are all destroyed?
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Gets Engaged. To Marry For The 3rd Time (Photos) by membranus: 6:12pm On Sep 09, 2020
Nooil:
Wow! I'm so happy for her. She's such an innocent and sweet lady.
Shan George "Innocent and sweet"?

Is this possibe after 3 previous ex-es?

Don't be deceived by the gentle smile of a lioness
Behind it lies larceny.
PoliticsRe: Garus Gololo: South-West’s Stand On Amotekun Could Cost Them 2023 Presidency by membranus: 8:03am On Sep 09, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
grin
Watch As The Yorubas Frightfully Dismantle Amotekum In Less Than Two Weeks grin
In your dreams.

We stand gidigba.

Don't you know us, gentle as a lamb, but wise as a fox.

That's US, the Great YORUBAS!!!!
TravelRe: Which Country Is Easy And Cheap For A Person To Go And Hustle? by membranus: 7:00pm On Sep 08, 2020
Uzomacharles:
I do prefer turkey
Why not chicken?

It is more succulent and sweeter.
PoliticsRe: Electricity: Uncertainty, As Discos Bid To Pull Out by membranus: 9:57pm On Sep 07, 2020
gonkin:
I work as a plant operator in a power generation company. Would u believe that NCC will tell the power generation company that they are receiving too much megawatt? And they'll be complaining that we are not generating enough power
But why are Discos or NCC not willing to receive and distribute the power generation allocated to them, when to all purpose it should end in additional revenue for them?
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Spotted With Rita Johal, Estranged Wife Of Riyad Mahrez by membranus: 3:01pm On Sep 06, 2020
Somebody should please tell him to flee.

That woman is poison.

AJ, Rita is poison, please flee!!!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Storms Ondo For APC Campaign Flag Off. by membranus: 6:53pm On Sep 05, 2020
Bannylove13:
The Jagaban of yorubaland....

Bullion van of all Yoruba people

Puppet emperor of southwest

Daddy of all Yoruba people in Lagos state..

The very Yoruba criminal

The greatest Yoruba man dead and alive

The god of all Yoruba dieties.. greater than oduduwA himself...

The only Yoruba god that barks and everything about Yoruba tribe bows .... both living and dead


All hail Asiwaju Tinubu... the king of thieves..


Yoruba hails!
You got it all wrong.

He's just Bola Tinubu, a politician.

No more, no less.

Here today, gone tomorrow like many others.
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by membranus: 3:57pm On Sep 05, 2020
Igbo are trending nicely today on NL with reports of their brutality, violence and hard crimes.

No good news about them.

Igbo amaka!!!
HealthRe: Former Drug Addict Shows Off Transformation After Quitting Drugs (Photos) by membranus: 7:43pm On Sep 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Me nor dey see any difference here....
First picture he nor wear shirt...
Second picture he come wear shirt take cover he skinny body.....and probably he come dey use antifungal cream..so he face come dey shine and yellow....plus say he camera come upgrade
Did you see this quote below up there?

"Next I want to read is that "slowamoir" have stopped smoking and parted ways with his weed dealer"

Are u cool with it?

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