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Celebrities › Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by membranus: 1:36pm On Oct 03, 2020
StephenBB:
Celebrity marriage is a very risky investment.
I hope i can still try my luck?
Make nobody quote me, i get headache for leg.
O sorry o.

Meanwhile use Legodol for you leg headache.

It is a sure fire drug for it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: COVID-19: Several Of Donald Trump's Aides And Allies Test Positive by membranus: 1:32pm On Oct 03, 2020
Queenlovely:
his has been clamouring for a shift in the election, and now he has gotten it.

the election date will be shifted
You think it is Nigeria where election dates are shifted at will.

Girly you know nothing about American politics.

This election is going to be conducted, and the incumbent is going to lose it with an historically wide margin.
Politics › Re: Babangida: Military Started Development, Democracy & Free Market Economy by membranus: 10:11am On Oct 03, 2020
longetivity:
84 yrs old, any problem kidhuh
84 years old, and still a fool?

Making outlandish ego-juicing statement concerning a renown treasury looter like babangida.

I shakes my head for you.
Politics › Re: Nigeria At 60: We Should Not Despair - Goodluck Jonathan by membranus: 10:53am On Oct 01, 2020
Submit all the money that you and your wives have stolen, then we can listen to your gibberish.

Without that,

Shut up your stinking mouth!!!
Politics › Re: Say Something Nice To Nigeria As We Mark 60th Independence Anniversary by membranus: 10:47am On Oct 01, 2020
Queenlovely:
I wish Nigeria was a man
So that?
Celebrities › Re: Davido: If I Work In My Father's Company, I Will Become A Billionaire In Dollars by membranus: 6:21pm On Sep 30, 2020
Acidosis:
Adeleke is richer than Otedola.



Know this and know peace.
How did you "know this".
Celebrities › Re: Davido: If I Work In My Father's Company, I Will Become A Billionaire In Dollars by membranus: 6:19pm On Sep 30, 2020
NeoWanZaeed:
he's a trillionare..

someone that has 2 oil rigs on sea..

that is as far back as 2013...

imagine how many he would have now
If so, why is his name not on Forbes list of Billionaires?
Sports › Re: Aston Villa Sign Barkley From Chelsea On A Season-long Loan by membranus: 3:03pm On Sep 30, 2020
CalvinGaye:
Too much squad.

Still nothing to show.

I remember I was telling some Chelsea fans here that it's not about Signing big names, them no wan here.

Can't even remember last time Chelsea won an Epl game.
Lost to us(Liverpool)
Came from 3 down to equalize West brom(of all teams)
Lost to Spurs yesterday.

You guys are far from stable, despite all the noise and spendings.

Quite a shame.
Sorry sir.

It's COVID 19 that caused it.

We will improve on our game next match.

Hope you are no more angry at us.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Shades Sowore Over Fela, Revolution Now Protest by membranus: 9:21am On Sep 30, 2020
blacknp:
Shut up, go and protest yourself, how many protest did Fela participate in? Burna Boys & Fela’s message is ideological, not for basket brains like yours, haven’t you heard the Revolution will not be televised? When Fela was alive did your parents, or Grand Parents allow you to listen to “Abami Eda”? didn’t they tag Fela an Igbo smoking Lunatic?, Follow Follow people, go and protest yourself if you feel soo aggrieved.
How do you know his parents did not allowed him to lìsten to Fela?

Ďo you even know that maybe his Papa is a correct Shrine enthusiast.

Not everyone is maybe likè your parents who believe in "siddon look and let the nation go to rot" without raising a voice.

Burnaboy, like maný of his musicians clique, is a coward. They are efulefus.

We don't need them, and you, to RAISE our Voices.

REVOLUTION NOW!!!! or DISSOLUTION NOW.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea : Carabao Cup (5 -4) On Pens On 29th Sept 2020 by membranus: 10:08pm On Sep 29, 2020
mansakhalifa:
I dedicate this huge Chelsea(sorry, Piranhas) win to you, man. grin
Thanks. This is a lean moment (epidemic et al)

We will eat better next time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea : Carabao Cup (5 -4) On Pens On 29th Sept 2020 by membranus: 5:54pm On Sep 29, 2020
mansakhalifa:
Piranhas, eh?

And West Brom, had it not been for their defensive frailties and profligacies, almost ate you guys like mere crayfish the other day.

So, how do we reconcile both scenarios now?
Remember, we have just eaten a large meal (Branley), we were not hungry.

Now we are hungry, Spurs are in trouble, we will strip them to the bones.

We are piranhas!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea : Carabao Cup (5 -4) On Pens On 29th Sept 2020 by membranus: 5:45pm On Sep 29, 2020
Dayoebe:
Over 2.5

Totenham to win


Don't carry 'straight win'
If you want to lose your money, try it.

And kaput, there goes your hard cash.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea : Carabao Cup (5 -4) On Pens On 29th Sept 2020 by membranus: 5:43pm On Sep 29, 2020
mansakhalifa:
Last time some guys in blue were saved from the fierce jaws of three sharks.

Let's hope and pray they don't go swimming in troubled waters against Jose's lads today.

smiley
Who are not to swim in troubled waters?

We Chelseas are piranhas, we love troubled waters.

Bring it on.
Politics › Re: Boss Mustapha: Nigeria May Break Up, It Has Cracks by membranus: 1:00pm On Sep 29, 2020
Antoeni:
BUHARI Might Just be the Last President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
Amen.
Family › Re: Left Us. After Eight Years, He's Back And Had Nothing by membranus: 7:56am On Sep 29, 2020
Divanona:
My dad is late. He would have been in the best position to help me decide this
So if he is alive, you will send the post to him saying:
"Daddy please help me to decide this".

I am very sure he would have said:
"Son, are you with your senses at all?"

Meanwhile, thanks for the fun.
Health › Re: Help My Girlfriend Is Epileptic. by membranus: 3:37pm On Sep 28, 2020
Go and watch "The Ignition" by Mount Zion Ministry in which a man experience the same situation. It will tell you how to handle the issue.

God Bless You.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Council Of Elders Rejects Agitation For Oduduwa Republic| Sahara Reporter by membranus: 10:52am On Sep 28, 2020
Whether YCE likes it or not

The DISSOLUTION is going to happen.

And very soon too.
Politics › Re: Nigeria At 60: We Have Cracks That May Break Us - Osinbajo by membranus: 8:01am On Sep 28, 2020
Egoveen:
If seun and his petty mods refuse to give me the award for THE MOST BANNED NAIRALANDER OF 2020......then there shall be WAR.
Wetin you dey do wey dey mek dem ban you?

Tell us we wan know, we too wan get award.
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya Brags In Yoruba To Celebrate His Win Against Paulo Costa by membranus: 4:24pm On Sep 27, 2020
newdetailsoper:
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They are survey websites that pay for opinions in order to use it as market research for companies and there reviews online is positive.


1. first type:  tinyurrl.com


then type

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2. the second is:

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Note: The above links contain referal link and i will be rewarded for refering you.

Note: Read the faq after registering for more info.
Not working. It is saying the domain is for sale.
Phones › Re: Help! This Gorilla Shows Everywhere On My Phone!!! by membranus: 2:35pm On Sep 27, 2020
backtalkG:
It's a call from the wild
Saying?
Phones › Re: Help! This Gorilla Shows Everywhere On My Phone!!! by membranus: 2:28pm On Sep 27, 2020
goodmorning40:
Your brother is visiting you, you're complaining

I experienced exactly this sometime ago
There is nothing I did not do but they won't get stop coming
I was using chrome browser even on chrome they will come
I was on the verge of flashing the phone as the last solution before it fell inside water and died a natural death

I think that thing is software related
China do something to some of their chinko phones
The uninvited visitor finally kaput the phone.

Biko, sorry.
Politics › Re: Yorubas In Kwara, Kogi Demand Merger With South-West by membranus: 2:20pm On Sep 27, 2020
Mars16:
Let the NASS see to meeting their demands. Meanwhile,this separation would reduce the burden for the Kwara and Kogi state governments and increase the burden for those states they may merge with. They deserve their freedom this is DEMOCRACY. So, Buhari must obey the constitution and rule of law.
No.
Population is part of determination for apportionment of monthly allocation.

Kwara and Kogi allocations will diminish while the states accomodating the new arrivals will enjoy increased allocations.

Shikena.
Politics › Re: Yorubas In Kwara, Kogi Demand Merger With South-West by membranus: 2:12pm On Sep 27, 2020
DatAbujaBoy:
They are not joining any Oduduwack period cheesy undecided
Says who?

You have no mouth in the matter.

You have enough problems in your region to resolve

Like Boko Haram, kidnapping, banditry, Almajiris, extreme poverty, etcetera.

Therefore resolve these first before putting your mouth where it is not required.
Politics › Re: Army Reacts To Boko Haram/ISWAP's Attack On Governor Zulum's Convoy by membranus: 2:03pm On Sep 27, 2020
OhBiafra:
.... and his Yoruba muslim supporters
Heee Mr. Biafara, what concerns Yooba with this imbroglio?
Christianity Etc › Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by membranus: 1:36pm On Sep 27, 2020
SilverNorGold:
Watching BBN
Hahaaa!!! On Sunday!!!

Fear GOD oooo.

Stop watching BBN

Bad for your spiritual health.
Politics › Re: Umahi: "Who Is IPOB To Tell People To Sit At Home?" by membranus: 9:09pm On Sep 26, 2020
solmus:
Simple warning before tartartar!!!
What is tartartar?

Explain pls.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by membranus: 7:30pm On Sep 26, 2020
mansakhalifa:
You guys were just lucky.

Enjoy the party. sad
Thanks.

Lucky by 3 goals recovery?

We are the comeback champs!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by membranus: 7:23pm On Sep 26, 2020
mansakhalifa:
I know you are baiting me but I am not falling for it. smiley

See you guys at the end of business.
The third wonder.

1 more to go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by membranus: 7:00pm On Sep 26, 2020
mansakhalifa:
I know you are baiting me but I am not falling for it. smiley

See you guys at the end of business.
Another one.

2 more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by membranus: 6:50pm On Sep 26, 2020
mattmogan88:
SHAKING MY HEAD on behalf of chelshit FC
Stop shaking your head

In this harsh economic climate

You may faint.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by membranus: 6:46pm On Sep 26, 2020
mansakhalifa:
Hahahahahahahahaha!

3 wonders of the world indeed. Don't be arrogant. No one has ever gained anything from being arrogant.

We are altruistically offering you our shoulders to cry on yet you guys are rebuffing our kind gestures.
Are you seeing it now.

The wonder has begun.

3 more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea - 3 - 3 On 26th September 2020 by membranus: 6:25pm On Sep 26, 2020
mansakhalifa:
Just look at how WBA "rushed" Chelsea like a bowl of hot tuwon shinkafa.

It is the lord's doing indeed. How marvellous it is in our sights smiley

Where are the Chelsea fans in the house though? Take our hands and let us lead y'all through this trying times. Our shoulders are broad enough to support you when you cry.

Our sympathies. grin
We don't need your sympathy.

Our shoulders are big enough to absorb any punches.

Another 45 mins is coming, wait and see wonders.

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