₦airaland Forum

seunmsg:
Kudos to the president for this kind gesture. At least, Igbos can now let us rest on this forum. Those among them praying for the downfall of Adesina simply because he’s from the south west can now get preoccupied with praying for their Igbo daughter’s success.

I can also bet nobody will talk about nepotism on this thread. The fact that the president withdrew support from Yonov Agah, a Nigerian from the north central and now supports an Igbo lady should not go unnoticed. If it was the other way round, the fury of hell fire would be a child’s play to what they would bring down tonight. I wish her the best in the election.

meeky007:
how can he wear Mask over a mask


besides hes supposed to wear a mask to protect himself against ppl visiting him

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1351704/rant-hq-facebook-group-owner-suzan-ade-coker-fire-loses-followers-insulting-igbos-photos/

zikter:
please do they need corona to loot? Have they not been looting the economy since? How much are they making now compared to when there was no corona? Does it not occur to you that they were making far more money during free movement than in this lockdown, hence there was more money to loot then than now? At least they are not dumb now, the more money you get, the easier to loot. The pastor is off point

junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

kvngmaxy:
nlders abeg what specie of snake is this.

helinues:
I guess military bombardment never reach your camp.

Wait for it, all terrorist and their sympathizers will be wiped out soon.

Take that to the bank for cash out

Sanchez01:
THISDAY LIVE published an article which didn't go down well with Tweeps. According to the headline, THISDAY claims 'Nigeria mourns as COVID-19 claim biggest victim'.

https://twitter.com/THISDAYLIVE/status/1251390854289334274?s=20[/quote]hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


la karma la bitch

Aliyu Umar SAN and Abba Kyari conspired against the former CJN Walter Onnoghen. Aliyu Umar SAN was the prosecutor at the Code of Conduct Tribunal. He got an ex parte order from the CCT, and quickly sent it to Abba Kyari who immediately sent it to Buhari for approval of Onnoghen's removal.

The ex parte order and Onnoghen's removal took place on April 18, 2019.

On April 17, 2020 (as lawyers we must note that it was the "eve of the anniversary" both Aliyu Umar SAN and Abba Kyari died in the morning and evening respectively).

By April 18, 2020 (exactly one year anniversary) the burial of both Aliyu Umar SAN and Abba Kyari have been completed.

No one knows tomorrow.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR MATURED MIND'S!

PHIPEX:
Is this a coincidence or what exactly? Kyari suspended Onnoghen, Umar prosecuted him at CCT. Both are dead on the eve of 1 year anniversary of Onoghen's suspension

jericco1:
Jean materials for a face mask how convenient, shoulda channelled their energies elsewhere. Nice working environment tho

dobrinswizzy:
Hello nairalanders

A married man is woeing my babe o
Saying all sweet things to her, promising her different things, although the man is quite wealthy, he said he want her to be his wife

Guys what should we do?

HelpforTony:
Bad leaders is what we have

chigoizie7:
The death of this man sweet Aisha well well.

Dedetwo:
The government of the federal republic of northern region of Nigeria.

SLAP44:
Does anyone have the phone contacts of Aisha buharri native doctor?

I wan ask am something.

Whothecapfits:
I want to use this medium to correct the rumours circulating that I've reacted to the death of Abba Kyari. I've not done that and I am not thinking of doing that now. When I eventually decide to do, I will let this esteemed forum to know. Thank you

jericco1:
How can they say his death is shocking, the man is 82 years with history of medical complications and going by the way the virus is programmed, it'd take a miracle for him to have recovered! Funnily enough I couldn't get a glimpse of them at the burial, yet the burial site is crowded! He's gone just like anyone else.. there's nothing to be shocked about. He wasn't a superhuman abeg! Allow his soul to rest

KingOfAmebo:
They should also mourn the millions of Nigerians who have died due to the abandonment of our healthcare system. God will continue to answer our prayers by killing those responsible for the deaths of Nigerians through their policies in government.

They shall all die for the abondonment of that infrastructure which they fail to fix. Amen. God only bless the dead that lived in accordance to Godliness.

Feels good to be back.

baliyubla:
It was an open secret that Kyari and FFK were friends since eternity, so it’s only logical that FFK mourns the passing of the man.

Noerection:
Why Ibo are rejoicing over Abba Kyari's death?
Nnamdi Cownu parents died like chicken without befitting burials.

Ikennamurphy:
You're talking nonsense..Sharia is for the poor...how many days did yar'adua stay after his death in Saudi Arabia before been bursted

dre11:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/abba-kyaris-last-moments.html

obailala:
Covid-19 has a very high fatality rate for older folks >65 years old. So the odds of an almost 80 year old Kyari surviving after testing positive was very low from the start. For all we care, this particular case was very easy guess work from madam kemi; similar to all those self acclaimed prophets who predict that "heavy rain will fall in 2021"

Ironic:
Kemi Olonuyo might be controversial, but she's never wrong with her journalism.

In Akon's voice.

No need to cherish luxuries
‘Cause everything come and go
Even the life that you have is borrowed
‘Cause you’re not promised tomorrow
So live your life as if every day is gon’ be your last

Rest In Peace Abba.

Coronavirus is fvckin REAL

cRobo:
then few hours later IGP changes the state commissioner of police

Buhari is afraid of Wike

argue with your keypad

but

I won't say a word

SpatialKing:
China is promising on a virus they created.

Yanmiriflathead:
Walai! Fani kayode is a disgrace to we yorubas... We hereby donate him to hausas